Becoming a God Guide

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There was another explosive post on the forum of A-"Shi Feng's human face and animal heart fell asleep, I don't admit it, and even sent the guards to beat me!"

The title of this post is too sensational, and within a few minutes of posting, it has 1000 views, and it has become today's traffic leader.

[Reveal Shifeng's true face]: On a dark and windy night, Shifeng sneaked into our school and ambushed in the place where I often stayed.I felt that there were people around me in a trance, but for some reason, my five senses became extremely dull, as if covered with a veil, and I couldn't see clearly.I guessed that Shi Feng gave me medicine in order to subdue me, and after the medicine took effect, I passed out completely, and when I woke up again, it was already... you know.

I didn't know at the time that the person who attacked me was Shi Feng, but I didn't know the truth until the teammate who brought me back to the dormitory told me that he saw Shi Feng's back when he came.

I have never been a person who is used to swallowing my anger, so I confronted Shi Feng the next day, and he admitted that he had been to my school that night, but denied having a relationship with me.

[Fucking Three Views Broken]: I guess who the host is!I watched the confrontation that day.What happened later, landlord, don’t start serialization, finish it all at once.

[I don't believe this is not true]: The landlord is Shi Mingkai from B University, right?It's a pity that I wasn't there that day. Who can tell me what happened?

[Lord’s delusional disorder]: Landlord, delusional disorder is a disease that can be cured. PS: The name upstairs is too ambiguous, do you really believe it?Still don't believe it?

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Shi Xiaobai opened his mouth into an "O", unbelievable that there are such narcissistic people in the world, does this guy think he is a fairy?Why would the master treat him like this!Besides, even the real celestial master would look down on him, otherwise he wouldn't have been the god of war for thousands of years and still be a bachelor.

General Snake was reading the post with Shi Xiaobai. He smiled playfully and said, "I didn't expect God of War to have such a heavy taste."

Shi Xiaobai said: "Don't talk nonsense." He suddenly remembered that the first monster possessing Shi Mingkai was General Snake, and immediately pointed the finger at the snake beside him, "It's all your fault, because you After possessing this idiot, he becomes even more idiotic, Qiao Ling has the sequelae of jealousy, this idiot must have the sequelae of stupidity."

General Snake said: "Stupidity is his innate attribute, don't rely on me!"

The two quarreled, General Snake conceded first, and they continued to look down.

[Revealing Shifeng's true face]: Shifeng's denial chills me. They say that appearance is born from the heart. Shouldn't the soul be equally beautiful when he grows up to be such a heaven-defying person?In fact, on the contrary, what lives in his heart is a demon!I was not reconciled, so I quietly followed Shifeng to make him admit that he was responsible for me, but Shifeng's personal guards stopped me and beat me up without asking any questions!By the way, there was another uncle who was beaten with me. I don't know who he is, but after thinking about it, that uncle might be someone sent by Shifeng to hold me back. It's really too insidious!OK, I'm done.

[Why is the male god responsible for you?]: Shi Mingkai, Captain Shi, first of all, Shifeng didn't sleep with you, I believe that the male god's aesthetics will not be so biased; secondly, you are a man and you won't What is the male god responsible for you when you are pregnant?

[Deep love]: The host's love for Shi Shuai almost moved me.

[Fierce girl afraid of pestering her husband]: Landlord, this trick is ineffective against Shi Shuai, otherwise Shi Shuai wouldn't have no boyfriend and girlfriend now.

[Who said Shi Shuai didn't have a boyfriend]: Don't even think about it, landlord, Shi Shuai is famous and has an owner, okay?

[Seek the truth upstairs]: When did this happen!

[Who said Shi Shuai doesn't have a boyfriend]: Just a week or two ago, didn't someone take pictures of Shi Shuai walking out of Shi Shuai's apartment with a soft and sticky handsome guy in a close manner?That little handsome guy is holding Shi Shuai's arm, have you ever seen Shi Shuai get so close to anyone?post link.

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[Shi Shuai hides it so deeply]: I clicked on that link, Shi Shuai and the little handsome guy are so right, they match each other!

[I really want to meet myself]: The handsome guy looks so cute!It turned out that Shi Shuai liked this one, and if I was gay, I would like it too!

[Lighting wax for the landlord]: Did everyone forget the landlord?

The rest of the post is basically discussing Shi Feng and Shi Xiaobai. The original host, Shi Mingkai, has long been forgotten to the other side of the world.

Shi Xiaobai's little face was blushing, with a shy smile on his face, General Snake couldn't bear to stay one meter away from him.

Shi Xiaobai said: "Human beings are also very smart. They can tell at a glance that my master and I are a natural match."

General Snake said: "You are just a book spirit, okay?"

Shi Xiaobai said: "What happened to the book spirit? I am the book spirit created by the master. My life, flesh and memory are all given to me by the master. There is no other match!"

General Snake: "...you should talk to Shi Mingkai, maybe you will have something in common."

Shi Xiaobai ignored General Snake, and dug up all the posts about him and Shi Feng to read one by one, until Shi Feng came back, he was still flattered.

Shi Feng rubbed Shi Xiaobai's head and asked, "What are you looking at?"

Shi Xiaobai flicked his big braid and said, "Hey hey hey, Master and I are a couple!"

Shifeng Black Line, said: "Where did you draw the conclusion?"

Shi Xiaobai said: "Because everyone says we are a good match."

Shi Feng touched Shi Xiaobai's forehead with the back of his hand, this little guy didn't have a fever, he was talking nonsense.

Shi Xiaobai took advantage of the opportunity to rub against Shi Feng's hand, smirked, and Shi Feng smiled too.

General Snake silently covered his eyes, this is too tiresome for master and servant!

Shi Xiaobai reported Shi Ming's post to Shi Feng, and vowed that everything was under control, the personal guards had successfully led the topic, and Shi Ming was defeated.

Shi Feng said, "Actually, don't worry about him."

Shi Xiaobai said: "No! The guards cannot tolerate anyone tarnishing the master's innocence."

Shi Feng said, "I told you not to use words indiscriminately."

Shi Xiaobai said: "What the master said is not to use idioms indiscriminately, this is different."

Shi Feng made a gesture to hit someone, Shi Xiaobai turned into a little white cat in an instant, rubbing Shi Feng's trouser legs with his cat face, meowing, Shi Feng couldn't do anything immediately.

Shi Feng scratched Shi Xiaobai's neck and said, "It's getting weirder and weirder."

Shi Xiaobai raised his beard and said, "Meow~" because I am a smart book spirit!

Shi Feng didn't intend to join Shi Mingkai, but Shi Mingkai didn't let Shi Feng go, he ran to A every two days, and became A's celebrity for a while,

Shi Mingkai's persistence shook some people, could it be that this person really has something to do with Shi Feng?

Shi Feng was overwhelmed, and finally asked Shi Mingkai what he wanted to do.

Shi Mingkai answered concisely: "For the sake of face."

Shi Feng said: "Is it a shame to be slept by a man?"

Shi Mingkai said: "No, it's embarrassing to be slept by a man, but it's even more embarrassing to announce it to the public when you mistakenly think that you have been slept by a man."

When Shi Mingkai confronted Shi Feng that day, he already knew that he and Shi Feng were innocent. Although his back was sore, Chrysanthemum was fine, which proved that Shi Feng had never done anything worse than a beast to him.But Shifeng had slept with him when he had already spoken out in full view, and if he retracted his words, he would be slapping himself, it would be embarrassing.As the captain of the basketball team of B University, as a second-year middle school youth who insisted on combing the hair of the plane, he could not lose face even if he died.

Shi Feng raised his forehead, why are the people around him so strange.

After Shi Feng finished talking with Shi Mingkai, he turned around and gave an order to General Snake to possess Shi Mingkai, and used illusion to make Shi Mingkai forget about the basketball court.

General Snake crossed his arms and said, "Why should I listen to you? Don't forget that I am a monster, not your subordinate."

Shi Feng picked up the kitchen knife and cut the green onions with cool knife skills. He said: "With the side dishes, let's use snake meat as the main dish."

General Snake: "..." Why do you always use this method to scare me? !

In the end, General Snake obeyed Shi Feng's words and went to possess Shi Mingkai, but when he possessed him, he found that Shi Mingkai had already been bent over by another monster.

General Snake hurriedly told Shi Feng about this, Shi Feng was completely speechless, wondering how popular this Shi Mingkai was with the monsters.

Shi Feng said: "That is to say, Shi Ming is so shameless that he wants me to be responsible for him because he is possessed by a monster?"

General Snake said, "It should be."

Shi Feng asked: "What is the monster this time?"

General Snake said, "It's a crow."

Shi Feng: "..." Is the Demon Realm a zoo?

Since Shi Mingkai was bent over by the monster, Feng couldn't sit idly by at that time, after all, the monster was coming for him, and Shi Mingkai was innocently involved.So, when Shi Mingkai went to University A again to ask Shi Feng to take responsibility for him, Shi Feng took Shi Mingkai back to his home in full view of everyone.Now, the campus of University A was completely blown up, and all the posts on the forum were slaughtered by this incident. Could it be that Shi Feng admitted in disguise that he and Shi Mingkai had an ulterior relationship? !

Topic: Shi Shuai couldn't stand Shi Mingkai's begging to take him home. What will happen to them?

Topic: Shi Shuai let Shi Mingkai into the house, could it be that he was moved by Shi Mingkai's persistence?

Topic: Awarded to Shi Shuai, the Oscar Best Actor Award, is it hidden so deeply?

Theme: Shishuai's aesthetic changes suddenly, from freshness to heavy taste!

Theme: Let's fight!Is Shi Shuai's boyfriend a glutinous boy or a macho?

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As soon as Shi Feng opened the A big forum, he was so impressed by the title of the post that he closed the page completely, but Shi Xiaobai took advantage of Shi Feng's inattention to open the page again and read it with gusto.

Shi Feng said, "Don't look at such unnutritious things."

Shi Xiaobai said, "Well, Xiaobai is a member of the Guards, so he must keep abreast of rumors."

Shi Feng said, "It's up to you."

General Snake said, "Then what about this man?"

The "person" that General Snake mentioned was Shi Mingkai.

After Shi Feng entered Shi Feng's house, Shi Feng slapped him in the face with "Guide to Becoming a God". The monster possessing Shi Mingkai was sucked into "Becoming a God" In the world of the Guide.And Shi Mingkai, without the support of the monster, fainted in the entrance, and was kicked twice by General Snake without feeling it.

Shi Feng said, "Cold salad."