Dressed as the uncle of farming culture

"Three mice!!"

The roar choked Sanshu Xiao who was eating in fright.

But Third Aunt Xiao came out and grabbed his neck from behind, "Where's my little golden pig! Where's my little golden pig! Which wild woman did you give it to?!"

"Cough, cough, cough, cough!"

Uncle Xiao's face turned red, and he tried to pull Aunt Xiao's hand with both hands, but at this time, Aunt Xiao was so powerful!He couldn't move at all.

"Say it! Tell me! Who did you give my mother's little golden pig to!!"

Third Aunt Xiao asked angrily.

When Uncle Xiao thought he was going to die, Aunt Xiao let go when she realized something was wrong. Early in the morning, Uncle Xiao's house was in chaos.

Originally, only Aunt Xiao's voice was heard, but the neighbor's family didn't take it seriously, after all, the husband and wife were very irritable.

But as soon as they took up their jobs, they heard Aunt Xiao's cries and cries for help, and the family couldn't sit still.

"Go and save people!"

The family put down their bowls and chopsticks and hurried to Uncle Xiao's house, only to see Aunt Xiao being beaten on the ground by Uncle Xiao.

Third Aunt Xiao's nosebleeds came out.

"You want to strangle me to death! How dare you strangle me! Can anyone ride on my head now?! You won't be able to beat Fang Jiewa for three days! Let me show you my strengths!"

This is Uncle Xiao's deadly move. The neighbors couldn't help it, and Aunt Xiao's piss was scared out.

No way, the neighbor asked her daughter to find Uncle Xiao.

Uncle Xiao came in a hurry, and kicked Sanshu Xiao aside who was still about to hit someone!

"Third! Are you crazy? This is your wife!"

Xiao Cheng also came, helping someone to hold the dissatisfied third uncle Xiao.

When Xiao Wei and Xiao Le came over, they saw this scene.

"Come on," Xiao Le took out a handful of melon seeds from his pocket and handed them to Xiao Wei.

"Where did you come from?"

Xiao Wei quickly kicked it into his pocket.

"It seems that I bought it not long ago. It's a little moist, but I'll just eat it."

Xiao Le happily watched Uncle Xiao reprimanding Third Uncle Xiao, and when Uncle Xiao was unconvinced and yelling and scolding, Uncle Xiao directly gave him a big slap in the face.

"Tsk tsk, it hurts just looking at it."

Xiao Le said ouchily from the side.

The corner of Xiao Wei's mouth twitched, and he glanced at him.

Xindao didn't think so when you hit someone.

As the saying goes, an older brother is like a father. Uncle Xiao is almost sixty years old, and he is the oldest of the three brothers. Uncle Xiao is eight years older than Dad Xiao.

He is more than ten years older than Third Uncle Xiao.

When Xiao Cheng caught a glimpse of Xiao Le who was eating melon seeds from the corner of his eye, the corners of his mouth twitched violently, thinking that this person really hadn't done anything serious, and he was actually eating melon seeds in such a serious scene.

But just as he was about to turn around, he saw Xiao Weige, whom he liked very much, secretly eating melon seeds there.

Xiao Cheng blinked his eyes vigorously, and when he realized that he was not dazzled, the corners of his mouth twitched even more.

"He hit me! He hit me to death!"

Aunt Xiao, who still had suspicious marks on her trousers, complained to Uncle Xiao, "It's obvious that he has a ghost in his heart, and he still wants to beat me to death! I can't live through this day!"

"What the hell are you guys doing?!"

Uncle Xiao glared at Third Uncle Xiao, "Speak carefully after you calm down!"

Third Uncle Xiao was slapped by him, surrounded by so many people, and Xiao Le, who was squatting at the gate of the courtyard eating melon seeds, was paralyzed.

Just when he was about to speak, he saw Xiao Le took a machete from nowhere and put it by his feet, mouthing: "Third Uncle."

How dare you speak the truth!

"She was crazy. I was eating breakfast when she suddenly strangled my neck from behind and almost killed me!"

With that said, Third Uncle Xiao signaled his neighbor and Xiao Cheng to let go of their hands, and raised their faces so that Uncle Xiao could look at his neck.

There were indeed paw prints on that neck.

Uncle Xiao frowned, and looked at Aunt Xiao again, "Speak up if you have something to say, why do you do it when you disagree?"

Third Aunt Xiao is more face-saving than Uncle Xiao, if she were to say that Uncle Xiao gave away his little golden pig, she would rather die herself!

"He, he beats me up," Aunt Xiao gritted her teeth, "he beat me up as soon as I got home. He asked me to clean up the yard, and asked me to cook, and he didn't leave me any food!"

Third Uncle Xiao didn't refute, just hung his head and said nothing.

Uncle Xiao just felt a headache, "How old are you all? Are you still so out of tune? Isn't this a joke for the juniors!"

But at this moment, Xiao Le clapped his hands, stepped forward and said, "Uncle, it's my fault."

Uncle Xiao's whole body tensed up.

"What's your fault?"

Uncle Xiao was taken aback, then frowned and looked at Xiao Le.

Then, everyone saw Xiao Le pulling out the little golden pig on his neck, "Third Aunt must want to say that she lost something? And this is what she was talking about, right?"

"Yes! Why are you here!"

When Third Aunt Xiao saw the little golden pig, she immediately forgot all about saving face, and hurriedly stood up and came over. As she approached, everyone could smell the smell of urine.

Uncle Xiao frowned immediately, Xiao Le covered his mouth and nose directly, "Third Aunt, you should sit down and talk, it stinks."

Aunt Xiao's face turned red, and she immediately stepped back several steps. She didn't dare to look at the faces of the people, so she could only continue to ask ferociously, "Why are you there!"

"Yeah, why are you here?"

Uncle Xiao was also frightened, for fear that this nephew, who was not very obedient, would get dirty with his hands and feet after fighting and cursing!

Xiao Cheng also frowned, but from the corner of his eye, he saw Xiao Wei was still eating melon seeds.

"Third uncle, you said it, or I said it."

Xiao Le looked at Uncle Xiao with a look of bewilderment, "How about I return the little golden pig to you."

Seeing Xiao Le's other hand clenched the scimitar, Third Uncle Xiao immediately shouted, "Give it back! What's the deal! My uncle gave you a little golden pig! Let me tell you, Cui Fen'er I gave the money to buy the little golden pig, so I have the right to give it to anyone!"

Uncle Xiao pointed domineeringly at Aunt Xiao who was full of confusion, "Xiao Le is my nephew! So what if I just give him a little golden pig?! If you don't like it, it's fine! I have been married to me for so many years, and I have not given birth to a son..."

Next, it was all his dissatisfaction with not having a son.

For Aunt Xiao, this matter was the most painful for her. When her husband mentioned it to her face, Aunt Xiao ran into the room crying.

The more Xiao Sanshu scolded, the more he felt refreshed. When he wanted to chase after him and continue scolding, he was stopped by Uncle Xiao.

"Okay! Third child, shut up!"

Uncle Xiao growled.

Uncle Xiao then closed his mouth, but he did not forget to say to Xiao Le, "You wear it for fun, don't bother with your third aunt, you are so kind to me, why should I give you something? Brother, it was me yesterday I said something wrong outside, and I felt uncomfortable in my heart, so I gave Xiao Le a little golden pig."

"I didn't know that she would make a fuss when she came back, saying that I gave it to a wild woman, and even strangled me while I was eating. That's strangling me to death!"

Saying that, Uncle Xiao raised his chin again, and let everyone see the marks on his neck, "Can I bear it? I can't bear it! My third brother Xiao is not so easy to bully. Besides, Xiao Le Did she not eat the food that was delivered? Why are you so fussy about it!"

These words convinced everyone.

Uncle Xiao looked at Xiao Le, "Put it on, by the way, have you found your little golden bull?"

Xiao Le looked at Uncle Xiao, who felt his scalp tighten.

"It's been missing for so long, I'm afraid it was sold by someone long ago, and I can't find it," Xiao Le said softly.

"Forget it, the little golden pig is pretty good too," Uncle Xiao looked meaningfully at the nervous Third Uncle Xiao, and thanked the neighbor's family. After the neighbors left, Uncle Xiao was going to take Xiao Cheng away.

At this time Xiao Wei pretended to come over and called Uncle, and then greeted Third Uncle Xiao.

Third Uncle Xiao was afraid of Xiao Le, a stunned young man, but not Xiao Wei.

He replied to Xiao Wei a few words in a strange manner, and was scolded several times by Uncle Xiao who hadn't walked out of the courtyard.

Third Uncle Xiao covered his face, thinking about the slap in the face just now, he didn't dare to say a word.

"Let's go, we still have to cut bamboo, third uncle, please explain to third aunt clearly, don't make trouble at our house, it will be very ugly, and I want to save face, oh, third uncle, you understand Bar?"

After Uncle Xiao left, Xiao Le smiled and said to Uncle Xiao.

"……Understood."

Uncle Xiao said with difficulty.

Seeing this, Xiao Wei felt very happy, and left their yard with Xiao Le one after the other.

Third Uncle Xiao slammed the courtyard door, but instead of yelling, he beat things in the courtyard.

And then, because of this incident, Third Aunt Xiao had a cold war with Uncle Xiao for half a month. After Uncle Xiao bought her another thin gold necklace and came back, the two barely reconciled. It's all for later.

"Hahahahahahahaha!"

"Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

When they approached Uncle Zhang Xiaoqiao, the two laughed wildly.

Uncle Zhang, who had just taken out the quilt to dry, opened the courtyard door and came out to have a look.

"Uncle Zhang is so good hahahaha."

Xiao Le smiled and greeted Uncle Zhang at the door.

"Hahahaha, Mr. Zhang hahaha, good."

Xiao Wei couldn't stop laughing, his stomach was so sore that he couldn't help laughing.

Uncle Zhang: ...

After watching the two brothers go up the mountain, Uncle Zhang twitched the corner of his mouth and continued to take out the quilt to dry.

Not long after, his elderly phone rang.

"The most beautiful thing is the red sunset~" Uncle Zhang picked up the phone with a happy face, "Hello?"

Not knowing what was said on the other end of the phone, Uncle Zhang nodded repeatedly, "Alright, alright, pay attention to safety, don't worry, don't worry."

After hanging up the phone, Uncle Zhang was full of energy. He cleaned up a room by himself, cleaned the inside and outside of the house, and mopped the house with his newly bought towel. Once, and the newly cleaned room was dragged twice.

And Yu Dan and Xiao's mother were sitting in the yard at this time, listening to Aunt Xiao's talk about what happened at Uncle Xiao's house in the morning.

"Oh, it made me laugh so hard!" Aunt Xiao wiped away the tears from her laughter, "I think they must have ghosts in their hearts, otherwise how would they give Xiao Le the golden pig?"

They knew about Xiao Le losing the Taurus.

And Uncle Xiao's first suspicion was Uncle Xiao.

After all, he knew what this younger brother was.

"Forget it," Xiao's mother couldn't help laughing, she waved her hand, "It's just that I didn't expect this kind of thing to happen, you said his neck is being pinched purple?"

"No," Aunt Xiao nodded again and again, and even gestured at her neck, "Our Cheng Cheng said that the pinch was not light, and I don't think the third child will go out these few days."

After speaking, he chuckled again, and said to Dan and the others, "I don't think Cui Fen will go out for several days, she's scared to pee!"

Yu Dan immediately covered his mouth and nose, as if he had already smelled it.

"And when she came over, Xiao Le said she stinks! Hahaha, I think she is less willing to go out than the third child during this time."

Aunt Xiao laughed again as she spoke.

The three of them couldn't help laughing together.

At noon, Yu Dan went to deliver the meal, and saw that Uncle Zhang’s yard was full of things to dry, so he asked casually, but Uncle Zhang said with a happy face, “Isn’t this coming from the house? I cleaned up the house, and it’s comfortable to live in.” .”

Yu Dan was taken aback, did she know that Uncle Zhang had no brothers and sisters, and he had no contact with his brother-in-law's family after his wife died, so one daughter was gone, and the other was not left behind, could it be Widow Li?

That's what she thought in her heart, but she didn't ask stupidly. After chatting a few more casually, Yu Dan went up the mountain.

"I know you all have a good appetite today, so I made a large portion."

Seeing that the two brothers ate up the food in a short time, Yu Dan laughed.

"If you are in a good mood, eat well, sister-in-law, shall we still eat bacon at night?"

Xiao Le asked.

"There is still half of the meat, and I will fry it with chili at night," Yu Dan replied.

"I still want to eat steamed eggs," Xiao Le didn't know what his face was.

But he asked so generously what to eat, which made both Yu Dan and Xiao Wei feel very at ease.

Instead of saying that this is not good, that is not good as before, and that he wants to eat but his family does not make it for him.

"Go back slowly," Xiao Wei ordered after tidying up the bowls and chopsticks, lifting the basket and handing it to Yu Dan.

"Where can I go soon?" Yu Dan gave him a sharp look, "Be careful, I heard from my aunt that Xiao Cheng's bamboo chopping handles are worn out."

"That's because he's delicate," Xiao Le said immediately, "My brother and I will be fine."

Yu Dan knew that he and Xiao Cheng were not getting along, so he didn't say anything more, and went down the mountain with a basket in his hand.

"Why don't you like Xiao Cheng?"

While chopping bamboo, Xiao Wei found an opportunity to ask.

"I can't beat him," Xiao Le confessed very frankly, "Just scolding makes me feel that I can't win. When I see him, I feel like I have failed. The only thing I can say is that I am better than him. I am very frustrated."

Xiao Wei: ...

The story of Uncle Xiao and Aunt Xiao fighting over the golden pig soon spread throughout the village under Aunt Xiao's "trumpet".

When Xiao Wei came to borrow the tricycle, Uncle Liu asked, "Your third uncle really gave Xiao Le a little golden pig?"

"Yeah, I have to give it away, but I can't stop it, so there was a fight, alas," Xiao Wei sighed pretendingly, "You also know that Xiao Le lost more than 1 gold bulls he bought when he drank at their house before. , Uncle San may feel embarrassed, no, he gave Xiao Le a golden pig worth more than 2000."

The corner of Uncle Liu's mouth twitched. Twelve thousand was exchanged for two thousand. Xiao Le was too stupid.

Most of the people in the village thought that the little golden bull fell into Uncle Xiao's house, but they didn't admit it, and the big guys couldn't point to his nose and say, you're lying.

I don't want to think that after such a long time, the other party actually vomited out 2000 yuan, which is strange.

"By the way, Uncle Liu, I heard that our village is going to build a cement road?"

Xiao Wei leaned over and asked.

"You're so beautiful," Uncle Liu chuckled, and pointed in the direction of the neighboring village, "There's no gravel road in this village, and no matter how well developed our village is, we can't afford to build cement roads."

"That's such a pity," Xiao Wei sighed.

"It's a pity, but there is something wrong with our village," Uncle Liu laughed again, "The town allocated a special medical fund for our village, and our village also has a village clinic!"

"Really?"

Xiao Wei looked surprised, "Where is it built?"

"The village clinic?"

"Yes."

"The village party secretary said that he is a relative of someone in our village. He graduated from a serious medical university. Why else would he come to our village? Maybe he should live at a relative's house."

Xiao Wei didn't ask which relative was so naive and able to get a medical university student to work as a village doctor in their village.

Xiao Le followed Xiao Wei to sell bamboo, glanced at the location of the small shop in the village, Xiao Le said, "I'm in a good mood today, brother, why don't you give up beer!"

This little tune, but also beer.

Xiao Wei knew he was happy, but in fact he was also happy, "Brother! Brother, please give me a beer! Take one!"

Then he gave Xiao Le the money, and Xiao Le happily went to the canteen to buy beer.

"Uncle, a piece of beer."

Xiao Le came to the canteen, this is actually his own little recipe, the family got out the little side room and sold omnivorous food.

"Eh."

While holding the beer, the shopkeeper uncle asked casually, "Do you want cigarettes?"

"No," Xiao Le touched the two cigarettes in his pocket, "I quit smoking recently."

"Not bad, it's a good habit."

The shopkeeper uncle smiled and gave him the change and beer while showing his black teeth from the smoke.

Just as Xiao Le was about to take him away, he heard a lazy voice from the side, "Please give me two bags of Huazi."

Hua Zi?Oh, big customer.

Xiao Le turned his head to look over, and only saw the other party's beautiful Adam's apple, why does it look so familiar?

So he looked up, and a familiar and handsome face came into his eyes.

"Hello."

Xiao Le showed eight white teeth and said hello.

"Hello."

The other party gave the money slowly, and then slowly turned around and gave one pack of cigarettes to Uncle Zhang behind him.

"What are you doing for me? I'll just smoke leaf cigarettes."

Uncle Zhang stood beside a beautiful motorcycle and quickly waved his hands.

But the man insisted on passing it forward, and Uncle Zhang could only take it, smiling like a chrysanthemum.

Then the man opened the pack of cigarettes in his hand and handed it to Xiao Le, "How much you smoke, take it yourself."

Xiao Le was silent for a while, "I don't have empty hands, so you can give me one."

The shopkeeper uncle who just heard him say he wanted to quit smoking:? ? ?

After hearing this request, the other party was not angry either. With his slender and beautiful fingers, he took out a cigarette and handed it to Xiao Le's mouth. In the car, Uncle Zhang quickly sat in the back seat.

"What about fire?"

Xiao Le yelled dissatisfied.

Just as Uncle Zhang was about to say something, the person in front laughed and said, "You didn't ask me to light the fire."

This man spoke slowly and acted slowly, which aroused the evil fire in Xiao Le's heart and made him extremely irritable.

"Do you need to talk about this?!"

The attitude can be said to be very bad.

So the man turned on the lighter with a snap, but instead of getting out of the car, he just stretched out his hand.

Xiao Le held the beer speechlessly, walked over, looked at the lighter on his chest, "Raise it higher."

The man smiled again, and sure enough, he brought it up to his lips. Xiao Lebala took a sip, and after lighting the cigarette, the irritability subsided a bit.

"Who are you?"

"Hello, my name is Mo Cheng, and I'm the new village doctor in the village." Mo Cheng lazily lay on the motorcycle, raised his head and said to Xiao Le, "I see that you are very angry, come to me to prescribe some medicine at night .”

Xiao Le only felt the fire in his chest, following his slow look and the words he said, it suddenly burned up.

Just as he was about to speak irritablely, the motorcycle in front of him drove away bluntly.

Damn, people are like sloths, but they don't ride slowly!