Dressed as the uncle of farming culture

"You want me 100 yuan for two bamboos?"

Yang Shulin twisted his slightly rough eyebrows, looked at Uncle Xiao and said, "Now a hundred catties of bamboo only sells for 20 yuan, and your two bamboos are worth fifty catties, and you want me 100 yuan? Three mice, you Even middlemen don’t earn such black-hearted prices, do they?”

"What do the three mice mean?"

Xiao Le's mouth moved slightly, but his expression was still so sad. Only Xiao Wei who was very close beside him could hear his words.

"Third Uncle's nickname, he got his name from being bitten by a mouse when he was a child, but few people call him that anymore. Third Uncle loves to save face."

Xiao Wei also imitated him, his lips trembled a few times, and he said this passage that only the two of them could hear.

"I see."

Xiao Le blinked, expressing that he understood.

And Yang Shulin's words made several people onlookers laugh.

"No, that's not what I meant," Third Uncle Xiao hurriedly got up and waved his hands to explain. At this moment, Chen Huai stepped forward with a sullen face, and swallowed Uncle Xiao's words in fear.

"That piggy was ordered by me first at the Zhuzhang, and I sent the piggy over to sell that day, and I just picked up the piggy I ordered back. Why did you fall in love with it? gone?"

Chen Huai spoke forcefully, coupled with his frowning brows and slightly disgusted eyes, directly made Uncle Xiao's face flushed with embarrassment, and he stammered, unable to utter a word.

"Next!"

Seeing that everyone was watching the fun, the bamboo harvester shouted that no one was going, so Xiao Wei dragged Xiao Le to weigh the bamboo.

When Xiao Le was dragged away, he still looked sadly at the third uncle Xiao who was being questioned by the two, and was a little at a loss. Others only thought that Xiao Le was a little sad after being tricked by his third uncle. .

Although Xiao Le was a bit of a mess, he really listened to his third uncle and didn't give his parents face at home. In the end, the third uncle who he trusted and liked gave him a blow in the head.

This is uncomfortable for anyone.

For a moment, the eyes of everyone looking at Xiao Sanshu were vaguely wrong.

Uncle Xiao was still trying his best to explain, "I was just joking with Xiao Le. After I drank some wine, this person is easy to talk nonsense. It really doesn't mean that!"

"Oh?"

Yang Shulin crossed his arms, stared at him and sneered, "It turns out that he spoke the truth after drinking."

"I don't, I really don't!"

Uncle Xiao hurriedly waved his hands.

Chen Huai also snorted coldly, and walked behind Third Uncle Xiao, "If you want my pig, I'll sell it to you, but I don't dare to raise it anymore, for fear that it will suddenly die suddenly when it reaches one or two hundred catties. Who to cry to?"

"It's all right, how could a pig die suddenly? Just joking, joking, this kind of joke can't be messed up."

Third Uncle Xiao hurriedly turned around again, afraid that Chen Huai would punch him from behind.

And Xiao Le and Xiao Wei drove away in an empty tricycle under the watchful eyes of everyone.

Uncle Xiao wanted to stop him, but suddenly there was 100 yuan in front of him, and he looked up to see the cold face of Yang Shulin, "I will pay you one hundred."

Uncle Xiao San: ...

How could he dare to accept it? If he accepted it, wouldn't the reputation that he had managed for most of his life be gone?

"Ahahahahahaha brother, did you see that? He looks like that hahahahaha!"

Xiao Le burst out laughing, Xiao Wei was not much better, and burst into tears, "Hahahaha my god! How can you be so good! Hahahahahahaha!"

Xiao Le wiped away the tears from his laughter, "Dare to bully Laozi! Laozi is called Master Xiao! Just watch, let him live a good life! Laozi will return all those who have been bullied for more than ten years!"

Xiao Wei agreed with his idea very much, but he didn't like him to say dirty words, "What is labor and management not labor and management? Talk about people at a young age!"

"I, I, I, I'm fine."

Xiao Le hurriedly said.

"Hahahaha I laughed so hard, next time I want to see how aggrieved he is!"

But in the next moment, Xiao Le saw Xiao Wei slapping his thigh fiercely, swearing profanely.

Xiao Le: ...

When Third Uncle Xiao got home, he was exhausted. Even though his stomach was croaking with hunger, he had no appetite at all.

So at the neighbor's house who had just had dinner, they heard roars and beatings coming from Uncle Xiao's yard.

The neighbor wrinkled his face, but stretched his neck to look over there, "Oh, what's wrong?"

His wife laughed and talked about what happened at the bamboo sale in the evening in detail, so that the family ate with great interest, not to mention eating more.

The Xiao family also ate with gusto, but it was not Xiao Le who talked about it, but Xiao Wei.

"Mom, you didn't see it, the uncle of the woods took three rats in one bite, and called the third uncle until he blushed!"

Xiao's mother also expressed her regret, "Hey, why don't I go to the bamboo seller tomorrow evening and wait?"

"Farewell," Xiao Le raised his head and said, who was working hard, "I don't think Third Uncle will go out these few days."

"What's so embarrassing about that?" Mother Xiao snorted softly, and it was rare for her to say something sarcastic, "When I gave birth to you, the couple insisted that my month was wrong, which meant that you were not your father's son. I was so angry I didn't even sit properly after the confinement period, and after the confinement period, they also jumped in front of me without embarrassment at all."

"That's because the incident didn't happen to them, so they have nothing to fear." Yu Dan immediately picked up a chopstick for Xiao's mother, "Mom, let's not think about the past, let's think about what the third uncle was like just now!"

"I don't care what his mood is." Xiao Le put down the empty bowl, wiped his mouth with a piece of paper, and stood up lazily. It’s not good, but it’s better to hold grudges first!”

After speaking, he really went out.

Xiao Wei warned from behind, "Don't make too much noise! ​​Be careful to be fooled again!"

"I know!"

Xiao Le at the gate of the courtyard waved his hand without looking back.

Xiao's mother was very pleased, "It can be regarded as letting him understand what your third uncle is."

The son I gave birth to followed the "enemy" every day, but his ears were soft, and he listened to the "enemy" provocation for everything, Xiao's mother was so aggrieved.

"Today is the first time I feel the benefit of my second child's revenge," Xiao Wei also sighed.

The reason why he disliked Uncle Xiao and his wife was not even known to his family.

When he was young and ignorant, he was lured into their yard by a piece of candy from Xiao Sanshu. When the gate was closed, the couple said he had fleas on him and was very dirty.

Little Xiao Wei is a clean person, so he obediently asked his third uncle and aunt to take off his clothes, pinching him here, pinching there, not catching fleas for him, it was clearly just for this reason!

However, little Xiao Wei had been fooled more than a dozen times, and then he probably thought it was not fun, and the husband and wife actually started playing his little brother!

It hurts even when he urinates. After Xiao's mother found out, he didn't dare to say that he was made like this by third uncle and others for eating candy, and lied that he accidentally got swollen.

After Xiao's mother took this opportunity to tell him the importance of the little brother and its privacy, Xiao Wei never went to Xiao Sanshu's yard again, and thus hated Xiao Sanshu and his wife.

After Xiao Sanshu and his wife teased him a few times later, Xiao Wei hated them even more.

It has to be said that he is also very vengeful.

Xiao Le hummed a little song, and walked slowly to the gate of Uncle Xiao's courtyard. Hearing the curses inside, Xiao Le raised his hand and knocked on the door.

"Who is it!"

Third Uncle Xiao, who was scolding vigorously, said very irritablely.

"Your dear nephew!"

Xiao Le replied very artificially.

With a bang, there was a sound of falling from inside, and then a burst of angry footsteps came towards the courtyard door.

Xiao Le did not stand in front of the courtyard gate, but took two steps to the side and leaned against the courtyard wall.

"Xiao Le?!"

Uncle Xiao opened the courtyard door suddenly, and when he saw no one, he took a step back and shouted a little timidly.

"Third uncle," Xiao Le jumped out from the side, startling Xiao Sanshu.

"You, what are you doing here again! Haven't you humiliated me enough just now!" Xiao Sanshu covered his heart, glaring at Xiao Le and said.

"Third uncle, what are you talking about?" Xiao Le disapproved, then looked at the yard again, "Oh, you were in a mess yesterday, why is it even more messy today than yesterday?"

"You have the nerve to say it! When did you clean up the yard for me?!"

Third Uncle Xiao roared loudly.

The next moment, Xiao Le kicked out the small plastic stool under his feet. Uncle Xiao's whole body trembled, but he remembered Xiao Le's temper.

"You, you can't hit people! I'm your third uncle! Darling!"

"I almost beat my mother and sister-in-law, what are you a third uncle?"

Xiao Le looked at him coldly.

Uncle Xiao was really scared, he walked slowly towards the gate of the courtyard, thinking that if Xiao Le made a move, he would run to the neighbor's house!

"Third Uncle wants to run away? That's great," Xiao Le grinned, which was naturally sinister in Xiao Sanshu's eyes, "Did Third Aunt buy a little golden pig not long ago? Oh, Third Uncle, My neck is so empty, it’s so empty, I don’t feel comfortable at all.”

Xiao Le pretended to touch his neck.

Uncle Xiao's mouth twitched, "Your third aunt bought it, and it cost more than 2000!"

"Really? But I remember, just last year, I had a little golden bull, and my third aunt said she liked it when she saw it, but I got drunk at my third uncle's place, and after I woke up, I couldn't find it, nor I know that the short-lived one was touched by me."

Xiao Le walked towards the main room with his hands behind his back.

The "short-lived" Xiao Sanshu hurriedly followed behind.

"Is your room here? I'll look for it."

Xiao Le made a gesture to enter Uncle Xiao's room, and Uncle Xiao immediately stood in front of him in fright, "How can there be a little golden bull! Are you suspicious of your third uncle and aunt? We are not like that!"

"No?" Xiao Le raised his eyebrows, "Then I want the little golden pig, third uncle, you love me so much, I don't care about what you said at the bamboo seller before, who doesn't talk about others behind their backs, who No one to tell behind? I have no other advantages in this person, but generosity."

As he said that, Xiao Le patted his stomach.

Said he was very magnanimous.

Uncle Xiao San has a ghost in his heart, because the little golden bull of the original owner was indeed put in the cabinet under the closet by his wife, and there were some cash and passbooks in it, and of course there was also the little golden pig that his wife had just bought.

"I was wrong about today's matter, Xiao Le, there is still a piece of bacon over there in the kitchen, I'll give it to you, don't be polite to third uncle."

Uncle Xiao gritted his teeth and decided to sacrifice the bacon to keep the little golden pig worth more than 2000 yuan.

"But I still want the little golden pig." Xiao Le silently picked up the scimitar protruding from the corner, "Third Uncle, are you giving it or are you giving it?"

Uncle Xiao's teeth and legs were shaking.

He had heard from Xiao Le that when he was in society, it was common for him to fight and chop people up, and this man was a thorn in the side, and his parents didn't give him face, let alone an uncle like him.

"Xiao Le likes it so much, I, of course I have to give it to you, don't get excited, I'll give it to you, I'll give it to you."

"Third uncle, do you really want to give me the little golden pig?"

Xiao Le looked at him in surprise, and came towards him with a scimitar in his hand.

"Of course! When did your third uncle stop talking!" Third uncle Xiao said righteously, "You are my favorite nephew! I also apologize to you for my inappropriate words today."

"Third Uncle is so kind! I like Third Uncle the most!" Xiao Le took a few steps forward, and the machete was pointing at Uncle Xiao's stomach whether it was intentional or not.

Uncle Xiao was almost pissed off.

"But such a valuable thing, if third uncle gives it to me, will third aunt have any objection when she comes back?"

"What opinion does she have! You are her nephew too! She is too happy to give it to you. How can she have any objections? Don't move!"

Uncle Xiao froze his hands, and slowly pushed away the machete that was very close to his stomach, "I'll get you the little golden pig right now!"

Xiao Le waited with a smile.

Third Uncle Xiao felt bitter, but he still put on a happy face, and took out the little golden pig chain that his wife had just bought so much that his wife couldn't bear to wear it, "Here, take it and wear it."

"Thank you third uncle, third uncle is so kind, I will be filial to third uncle in the future."

Xiao Le wore it around his neck with a smile, not to mention, this golden thing just looks good.

Uncle Xiao's face almost died from laughter.

"The bacon?"

Xiao Le held the scimitar in one hand, and gently touched the blade with the other.

"Take it! Take it all! Whatever you want to eat, come and get it from Third Uncle anytime!"

Third Uncle Xiao shuddered, and hurriedly said.

"Third uncle is so kind, I will be filial to you in the future!"

Xiao Le happily went to the kitchen to take down the fat and thin bacon. Just as he was about to leave, Uncle Xiao thought about calling the police immediately when he left.

He suddenly stopped and turned around, "Third Uncle, do you want to call the police?"

"Ah? How could I have such an idea? Hahahaha, what nonsense are you talking about? Why did I call the police when I gave something to my nephew? Hahahaha."

Uncle Xiao smiled awkwardly.

Xiao Le grinned and said to him, "I'm not afraid to call the police, because you gave it to me voluntarily."

After finishing speaking, Xiao Le took out his badly damaged mobile phone (there are marks from being beaten when the original owner lost his temper), and then a recording was transmitted.

"Third uncle, do you really want to give me the little golden pig?"

First came Xiao Le's cheerful and surprised voice.

The latter part is full of the voice of Xiao Sanshu himself wanting to give Xiao Le the little golden pig.

"...It's too late for her to be happy, how can she have any objections, don't move..."

Uncle Xiao was numb all over.

"Third uncle, I have evidence for this. You gave it to me yourself. Even if you want to frame me, it won't work."

Xiao Le shook the rotten mobile phone, and Uncle Xiao stared at the mobile phone for a long while before saying in a muffled voice.

"What brand is it?"

It's so rotten, but it's still functional!

"The light of domestic products, third uncle, you are also worth having. I replaced the elderly machine and used this one. It is very easy to use."

After finishing speaking, Xiao Le, who was wearing a little golden pig and carrying bacon, walked away swaggeringly.

Not long after he left, the neighbor's house was washing their feet, when they heard Uncle Xiao's roar again.

"This man is sick."

The neighbor shook his head.

Then he said to his daughter who had just finished the phone call with her boyfriend, "Let's break up, marrying the Xiao family will not end well."

daughter:? ? ?

"Look, third uncle gave me another piece of bacon!"

After returning home, Xiao Le put the bacon in front of his family with a smile.

Yu Dan widened his eyes, "San, why did Uncle San send you off?"

Lost such a boss during the day, it's fine if he didn't scold Xiao Le, but he even gave him bacon?

"Did you beat him?"

Xiao Wei frowned, and Xiao Ma looked over worriedly.

"I didn't," Xiao Le sat down. "I'm a reasonable person. After I passed by, I greeted my third uncle friendly, and then my third uncle said I'm sorry and said that I shouldn't speak about me behind my back."

As Xiao Le said, he took out his mobile phone, turned on the recording, apologized to Uncle Xiao, then brought him a little golden pig, and finally played the recording of giving him bacon for his family to listen to.

"Look, little golden pig."

Xiao Le took out his little golden pig.

Xiao's mother immediately narrowed her eyes, "The little golden bull your father bought for you before, you had a drink at your third uncle's house, and it was gone when you came back."

"Yes," Xiao Le nodded and said with a smile, "I asked my third uncle if they picked it up. He shook his head again and again, and I said I would go in and search for it. Oops, my third uncle was scared, so he immediately took the The little golden pig was given to me."

Isn't this 300 taels of silver here?

"It really is them!"

Mother Xiao stepped forward and took a look at the little golden pig on Xiao Le's neck, "The color and weight are not as good as your father's! The little golden bull your father bought cost [-] yuan!"

Yu Dan thought of the little golden bulls in the cabinet. Her father-in-law bought two, one for her and one for her uncle.

Hers is still there, but my uncle's is gone after wearing it for a few days, and it has made my in-laws angry for a long time.

"There is still [-]." Xiao Le squinted his eyes and met Xiao Wei's eyes, "I will take it back slowly."

Xiao Wei raised his eyebrows, "Do you want to eat bacon? I'll cook it now!"

"Okay, okay," Xiao Le smiled and pushed the bacon over. After the family insisted on cooking the bacon, they ate several pieces with fried rice, and then went back to the room to rest contentedly.

Early the next morning, Aunt Xiao, who came back on a motorcycle, knocked on the courtyard door with big bags and small bags. The first thing she saw was Uncle Xiao with a dark face and the messy yard behind him.

"What's the fire again?"

Third Aunt Xiao was used to his temper, so she put things away and started tidying up.

"I'm hungry, let's cook."

Uncle Xiao said in a harsh tone.

Aunt Xiao was taken aback, and after looking back at him, she went to cook. While Uncle Xiao was gobbling it up, Aunt Xiao entered the room with a cold face, and when she opened the cabinet, she found the little golden pig she had just now. , See you!

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