Shit shovel officer and his cat [Comprehensive British and American]

People most often hear and subconsciously think that dogs have the most sensitive sense of smell.

However, unexpectedly, dogs have an average of 2.2 million olfactory cells, while cats have 2.4 million. Dogs will have a very different sense of smell due to differences in breeds. The olfactory cells of large police dogs can reach 3 million, but the smell ability of cats is relatively average.

It wasn't surprising that Winston could smell Sally's meat today, but it was scary that Hannibal could smell it too.

Sally thought it was a coincidence that she was caught last time, but this time, Sally washed her mouth clean and waited until the beef was almost digested before returning, so Hannibal could still find out.

This is very scary.

However, Sally didn't care about comprehending the horror of this skill from the shit shovel officer for the time being. She hugged Hannibal's leg and pressed her face against the cold trousers of the shit shovel officer, her face full of grievances: "Sally , pain."

The kitten was like a human-shaped marshmallow, and it couldn't stand still. Its little hands were tightly clutching Hannibal's pants, with a little force.

Hannibal stared at Sally silently, he didn't know what he was thinking, the deep emotion in his eyes showed no pity or indifference, he wiped away the warm tears on the kitten's face, took off the kitten's hat, and exposed the Fluffy white hair, fluffy little ears drooping listlessly, Hannibal scratched the kitten's chin, bent down and picked her up.

The kitten was held by Hannibal with one hand like a child, and the delicate Sally whimpered as she was tortured by bursts of pain in her abdomen, her hands wrapped around Hannibal's neck, and her small chin rested on the shoulder of the excrement shoveler Come on, sobbing and twitching.

Sally's shoes were still the same pair she had when she went out to play, and they accidentally rubbed against Hannibal's clothes, leaving a few dust marks.

The box of stomach medicine that the restaurant owner kindly presented was thrown into the trash can after Hannibal looked at it for two seconds. Hannibal was holding Sally, and the little girl was not even as heavy as the little suckling pig he roasted last night.

Hannibal lowered his eyes and gently sniffed at Sally's neck, "Sally, what did you eat outside?"

Although it was a question, Hannibal was just giving Sally a chance to confess.

But the kitten obviously didn't understand Hannibal's tolerance, she muttered aggrievedly: "Sally, you're very good."

Whether his cat is good or not, he knows it well.

Hannibal patted Sally on the head, but didn't continue to ask.

There are some commonly used medicines in the medicine box at home all the year round, but when you open the medicine box, it is obvious that more than half of the medicines are for cats.

He found stomach medicine and fed it to Sally. Of course, Hannibal still used the method of giving medicine to a cat, pinched Sally's chin, and sent the pill directly into Sally's throat.

It's just that Sally's face has no hair to cover it, and the two reddish fingerprints on her chin are slightly obvious.

Hannibal wiped his hands and threw Sally on the sofa. The light and shadow hid Hannibal's eyes in the darkness. He stood in front of the sofa and looked at Sally for a long time.

"You make mistakes all the time, Sally."

"Who can pamper you forever."

The kitten's ears were raised, and it took it for granted: "You."

Hannibal: ...

In Sally's heart, it's only natural that the shit-shoveling officer is good to the kitten.

"A cat that eats meat is normal, but a cat that doesn't eat meat is abnormal!"

There was no thought of admitting mistakes in Sally's blue eyes, "Sally loves to eat meat! Sally is right to eat meat! Why are you so fierce!"

The kitten is always courageous. She dared to ruin Hannibal's favorite tableware and clothes, and dared to contradict Hannibal. When she couldn't speak, she relied on Hannibal's inability to understand what ugly words Sally said. I've been through it all, and I'm not afraid of now!

No matter how weak Sally is, Sally will lose even the pride of a cat!

"No shit-shoveling officer would be willing to kill Sally!"

Sally yelled aggressively, but when she met Hannibal's deep eyes in the darkness, she felt a little scared. Sally had no fur and no sharp claws. What would Sally do if she got into a fight with a shit shovel?

Suddenly, Sally felt concerned, shrunk herself into a ball, hugged her knees, raised her head, only showing a pair of blue eyes that seemed brave but timid, and looked at the expressionless shit-shoveling officer, "You, are you willing?" ? Sally is so cute."

The shit shovel seemed angry.

Meow...

The shit-shoveling gaze at Sally was like looking at a bowl of soup again.

Sally shook her ears, and meowed twice guilty. She didn't know whether it was from fear or pain. Fine beads of sweat oozed from the kitten's forehead. The effect of the medicine hadn't taken effect so quickly, and Sally was still in pain.

However, Hannibal did not pity her, and let the kitten curl up on the sofa alone, waiting for the medicine to take effect and relieve the stomach pain.

So aggrieved.

Sally has never been so wronged.

Can't eat meat, has no hair, and was beaten by the shit shovel officer.

The dignity and pride of a cat are as bald and clean as Sally's fur QAQ! !

Sally suddenly howled, "Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow!!!"

The miserable meowing filled the apartment, tormenting Hannibal's ears.

Hannibal isn't the only shit shoveler who's been this miserable.

Like him, there are many shit-shoveling officers who have been kicked on the nose and face by their own cats over and over again.

However, every excrement shoveler always wants to stew his kitten when it is in the sky.

Think about it, I'll feed you!For you to live!The house is still for you to spoil, and half of my bed will be shared with you!My world is divided into half for you!My life is almost taken away by you!Can't you be nice! !

Those who are used to it are so used to it.

Sally was also a child of Hannibal. Obviously, Hannibal's education was very problematic.

So in the end, the ones with problems are still the ones who shovel shit.

The cat I raise has to be petted while kneeling.

But the real problem at present is that Hannibal seems to not only regard Sally as a kitten.

He tries to bring Sally into the human circle.

He didn't even restrict Sally's travel anymore. He began to teach Sally to read, speak, listen to music, and watch the news.

However, the image of Sally can become a human being, but the thinking of a cat does not change instantly, it is a long-term process.

Sally didn't think there was anything wrong with eating meat. She didn't even understand why Sally's stomach hurt when she ate raw meat.

The kitten felt aggrieved, and Hannibal knew what Sally was thinking, so he threw away all of Sally's cat toys when Sally was crying.

Sally: ...

Hannibal: "You're human, Sally."

"Ball ball..."

Compared to Sally's almost collapsed appearance, Hannibal was calm and rational to the point of indifference, but Sally's first reaction was Ball instead of the pile of toys Will sent, which surprised Hannibal a little.

"My Balls!! Mine! That's Mine!!"

Sally's fur exploded immediately, the fluffy white fur on her head exploded like static electricity, her marble-textured blue eyes turned into cat pupils.

On the destructive power of a cat or a ten-year-old girl, which one is greater? ?

Hannibal: ...don't really want to think about it.

The kitten is very smart. She knew that she, who has no claws and an agile body, couldn't beat Hannibal. She pounced on Hannibal's neck, opened her mouth, and bit Hannibal's neck hard, leaving a small tooth mark, and then jumped up. Come away and start spoiling Hannibal's sprawling but well-kept apartment.

While ruining it, he cried and shouted: "You threw away my favorite ball, and I also threw away your favorite tableware!"

"Clothes you like!"

"The cup you like!"

"The painting you like!"

"The vase you like!"

"A book you like!"

The kitten has endless claws and cat hair, and once she rolls into Hannibal's closet, Hannibal's clothes in that closet can't be worn out.

Even though the little girl is not a cat anymore, she is still agile, and the speed of her destruction is increasing day by day.

But the angrier Sally was, the calmer Hannibal became, and he forgave Sally for being capricious at this time.

But it is obviously impossible for the kitten to forgive him.

Sally and Hannibal seem to be caught in a strange war. After Hannibal threw away the cat litter and cat tray that Sally secretly hid, he also threw away the cat climbing frame that accompanied Sally in her childhood.

The cat climbing frame is the fuse of Sally's explosion. Although she no longer plays with cat climbing frames, she still likes cat climbing frames very much, just like the cat blanket needs to be hidden when it is broken. shelf.

She had watched Hannibal fashion her beloved cat climbing frame from a pile of wood, brush it with sycamore oil, and leave it in the sun for days.

It was Hannibal's gift from Sally when she was four months old.

Yet Hannibal threw it away.

threw……

Sally has no toys anymore QAQ

Sally turned into an unloved kitten QAQ.

After ruining Hannibal's apartment, the kitten was so dirty that there was nowhere to look at it. Hannibal pinched his neck and took him to the bathroom, where he put a pool of warm water. Maybe Sally's waywardness really angered her. Hannibal pushed the kitten into the water directly.

"Meow ow ow ow!!! ah huh huh huh huh... meow!! meow huh!!! huh huh huh..."

The whole body of the kitten was drenched, water had entered its eyes, and it was very uncomfortable. In her blurred vision, separated by a layer of water, Hannibal's shadow was distorted so that he couldn't see clearly.

It was the first time for Sally to be treated so rudely in the bath. The milk-scented shampoo smeared Sally's head, and the white foam covered her head. The kitten screamed and covered her ears.

"Ears! Sally's ears!!"

It's flooded! ! !

Hannibal took a towel to dry Sally's cat's ears, plugged in two earplugs, and continued to press the kitten into the water.

Sally's shower gel is also milk-scented. After taking a shower, Sally's body smells of milky fragrance.

However, Sally didn't realize the smell on her body at all. She shook her head, feeling that Sally's head was filled with water.

"You bad QAQ bullying Sally!"

Sally sat in the bathtub, rubbing her eyes and crying.

"Sally, you are a lovely girl."

Hannibal seemed to praise and warn.

Sally is so sad...

Sally was alone with the little quilt tonight, she abandoned her beloved Hannibal's neck, and now there was only an empty quilt left in the nest full of toys.

Sally curled up in a ball under the covers, feeling like she had lost everything.

When Sally became a poor little girl crying and feeling unloved, Hannibal hired a tutor for Sally.

39 years old, divorced, has experience in raising children, independent personality, and has a teacher qualification certificate.

It fit Hannibal's requirements very well.

And this tutor who meets Hannibal's requirements is called Audrey. She has a teenage son and is good at dealing with children.

Her job was to teach Sally so that she could progress at a normal fifth-grade level.

However, Audrey found that her employer and her future student seemed to be involved in a family dispute?

The author has something to say: Author: Don't you think your cat is too capricious?

Hannibal: Well, I'm used to it.

Author: emmmmmmm...

The character setting of Audrey, in fact, the author buried a thread, emm the author can’t hide it, I really want to spoil it, emmmm, have you seen the movie "The Hunt"?Well, the spoiler is over√

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