Shit shovel officer and his cat [Comprehensive British and American]

Cats love meat, especially raw meat.

Meat is the most delicious ingredient in their recipes. Cats that only eat meat will not gain weight, but cats that do not eat meat will definitely not gain weight, except cats with mysterious orange patterns.

But not all cats have the conditions to eat meat. Basically, there are four types of cat diets. One is well-treated domestic cats. Shit shovelers prefer meat as a staple food and vegetarian food as a supplement. They will serve their little masters Cook a variety of nutritionally balanced cat meals, most of which are boiled raw meat, or raw meat mixed into puree and directly kneaded into balls. No seasoning is added to the cat meal. Cats and dogs do not like to eat seasoning. Their hair color is dull, and tear stains appear under the corners of their eyes, which affects their health and appearance.

The second is cats that eat cat food. Not all shit scavengers have the patience and craftsmanship like Hannibal to make cat food that cats love. They prefer to buy simple cat food, which is nutritionally balanced and time-saving and convenient. The only downside is that cats may have bad breath if they eat too much.

The third is cats that follow people’s recipes. This type of cat is not picky. They will eat whatever people eat. They will eat white rice, fish with seasonings, or the leftovers of the shit shovelers. , hunger will overcome instinct.

The fourth is the stray cats outside. They are hungry and full. They eat things beyond the imagination of ordinary cats. Their survival instinct will make them forget all the pride and pickiness of cats, and become taciturn and wary of the world on the street. A cat with a story.

Petting cats is occasionally life-threatening. Please start as a novice with domestic cats. Don’t try hell-level stray cats lightly. They will make every cat lover who loves cats become a frequent visitor to the outpatient trauma clinic.

Which one is Sally?

Of course it is the first one.

Sally was used to the delicious cat food made by Hannibal, and a cat's eating habits would not change suddenly before encountering a major turning point.

She began to learn to secretly eat meat behind Hannibal's back, although she was discovered last time.

It might be because Sally didn't rinse her mouth after eating the meat. Even though Sally had wiped out all the evidence at the scene, the smell left on her body couldn't fool anyone.

Hannibal's sense of smell is surprisingly good, he can even smell a person who he has met earlier.

In Hannibal's eyes, Sally had no secrets.

But Sally the cat apparently didn't realize this.

After eating five skewers of raw mutton, she wanted something else.

But eating meat outside seems to cost money.

Sally has no money.

"Are you lost?"

"where is your house?"

"Although I just got off the plane, I've never been to Baltimore before, it's so beautiful here! I mean New York buildings are too tall and too many, there are explosions and disasters all day long, how many houses Mr. Stark destroyed. Just buy as many buildings as possible, maybe half of the buildings in New York are named Stark, and Baltimore looks like my ideal city! It doesn’t look like a little evil!”

The boy with a black schoolbag is lively, cheerful and talkative. He has a white headphone cable hanging around his neck and is dressed in sportswear. He looks lively and bright, and his smile is extremely enthusiastic.

A little overcooked.

And the cat is the guy who hates familiarity the most.

"Why do you keep following me?"

Sally stopped in her tracks. On the busy street, the little girl asked bluntly, "Because I won't let you touch me?"

Peter was taken aback, and the words were stuck in his throat. The boy stood there helpless, until the little girl turned away with a blank expression, and then Peter came to his senses and quickly explained.

"No~ I'm sorry! I don't have that idea! Because you are so cute! It looks like the little white cat I raised before. I'm sorry, I offended you. I, I'm not that kind of person, little sister..."

"Do you have cats?"

The boy seemed to seldom chat with girls. He was obviously taller than Sally by a large margin, but he didn't know how to apologize to a girl in her teens.

Peter realized that he had really offended her just now.

Not all children like being patted on the head.

Although the little sister in front of me is super cute and beautiful, I really want to touch her head.

Peter realized what he was thinking and deeply reflected on himself.

"I used to raise one, but then I got sick and died, so I dare not raise it again."

Peter said seriously: "I'm sorry, little sister, can you forgive me?"

The boy's eyes are clear amber, and his face is full of youthful vigor, but Sally can't understand human aesthetics. Cats can tell whether the other person's image is handsome or ugly by smell.

Peter was barely a handsome human being, barely below Will's handsomeness.

Sally, however, was unmoved.

Sally: "Stay away from me! Human!"

Peter: What should I do if I am hated by my cute little sister? QQ

The little sister still looked like she was rejecting people thousands of miles away. She ignored Peter's apology at all. She sniffed her little nose, trying to find the place where the smell of meat was strongest.

Sally has been eating so sad recently, Sally wants to eat raw meat, meat without seasoning, Sally hates eating human food!

"are you hungry?"

The teenager who chatted nonsense for half an hour finally found the correct way to approach Sally by accident, "Do you like meat? As an apology gift, how about I treat you to meat?"

Then Peter saw the little sister who had been indifferent all of a sudden looked up at him with sparkling eyes.

……Super cute.

Cats are solitary animals, they don't like to be in groups, and being alone doesn't make them sick.

But loneliness can make dogs sick.

Cats: Oh, stupid dogs.

Dogs: Hehe, cold-blooded cat.

Hannibal is not a shit-shoveling officer who is good at playing with pets. He never takes Sally out, and he never establishes the same fun as Sally. Angrily, Li searched all over the house, but in this situation, Hannibal was the one who was the most tired in the end.

Apart from taking care of Sally normally, Hannibal was busy with his own affairs during the rest of the time in the apartment.

That's why the first time Sally slipped out to find Will, it went so well.

Apart from Hannibal, the only human Sally met was Will.

Jack: Me? ?not human?

Alana: Me? ? ?

Others: I'm afraid I saw a fake cat [manual goodbye].

Peter is the third human that Sally befriends.

He treated Sally to a lot of meat.

Peter: "Eat less, it's bad for your stomach..."

The restaurant just launched a campaign, if you can eat a kilogram of raw steak within half an hour, you will be free of charge!

Peter thought that girls like to eat ice cream and desserts, but Sally took Peter straight to this restaurant, and the little girl's eyes were almost full of meat.

Under the crispy skin is cold raw meat, the red texture has a slight fishy smell, and Sally specifically asked the chef not to add any seasoning.

It looks like a little girl is a bit cruel when eating meat.

She didn't seem to feel the discomfort of eating raw meat at all, and she squinted her eyes happily like a cat, sitting on a high stool, her legs dangling happily.

Peter had already seen the restaurant owner's hesitant expression.

It is very difficult for an adult, let alone a child, to eat all one kilogram of raw steak.

Her stomach won't be able to take it.

In the end, when the restaurant owner gave them a free order, he kindly gave Sally a box of stomach medicine.

Sally: "Sally is so happy! Sally is full!"

The little sister who beat him because Peter touched her head was full, happy like a little fool, marble blue eyes overflowing with heart-melting satisfaction, jumping around holding Peter's arms , "Peter! Peter! Sally is full!"

"Hey! Hey!"

Peter hurriedly took Sally by the hand to prevent her from being hit by a passing pedestrian, "Aren't you full at home? Your stomach can't stand eating so much raw meat at once!"

The little sister seems to have been hungry for several days, but she is neatly dressed, not like a child in an unfortunate family.

Peter subconsciously worried about Sally, not knowing why she was so hungry.

"He's so fierce, he won't let Sally eat enough."

Sally began to complain with a bitter face, never letting herself go out to find Will or eating delicious food, caring about this and that, regardless of the details, sounding like a parent with a terrible desire to control.

"What about your mother?"

Peter's tone was distressed.

Sally looked blank: "Sally doesn't have a mother."

Peter: "...so pathetic."

Sally successfully portrayed herself as a poor child under the pressure of a single-parent family, with a controlling father, and a lonely and repressed childhood.

Peter suddenly felt that his childhood was really happy.

"Sally, are you really not going to the hospital?"

Hospital?

Sally remembered the doctor Alva who took her to see the shit shovel last time. Sally lost her fur, her tail, and her fluffy belly on that day. His face was buried in his belly.

Sally's bright face turned bitter, "Sally is going home."

Peter looked sad: "The family education is really strict, it's only three o'clock in the afternoon."

"Sally has to wash her mouth before going back."

Peter handed Sally a bottle of water. Like a child who just learned to rinse her mouth, the little girl raised her head childishly and played with the water "snorling".

Peter sent Sally to the door of the apartment and left. He received a call from the teacher and asked him to rush to the hotel immediately.

Peter came to Baltimore to participate in a math competition, but he hadn't met his teachers since he got off the plane.

"Goodbye, little sister."

Sally, who wanted to go home directly, imitated Peter's example and waved, "Goodbye, Peter."

The original farewell to say goodbye?

Goodbye.

Sally said the word goodbye, as if it was a very interesting word, and then Sally pushed the door and entered the house...no push...

Sally doesn't have a key...

Sally couldn't get in.

Shit shovel...

The kitten waited outside the door for a long time, groped for a long time, then tentatively pressed the doorbell, but got no response.

The kitten's expression gradually became a little weird. It rubbed its stomach with its little hand, then raised its head and shouted: "Meow!!!"

The door was knocked non-stop, and when Hannibal opened the door, it was actually only a minute before the kitten rang the bell.

As soon as the door was opened, the little girl ran into the apartment like a wind, looking for things all over the room, making a pitiful moaning sound from her mouth.

Hannibal closed the door and looked at Sally silently for a while, "Sally, what are you looking for?"

Sally couldn't find it anywhere, her blue eyes were so moist that she was about to cry, the kitten rushed over and hugged Hannibal's thigh, aggrieved: "Sally wants cat litter."

When do cats look for litter?

Of course it's time to pee.

But Sally is human now.

Hannibal grabbed Sally by the nape of the neck and threw her into the bathroom.

The author has something to say: Happy New Year’s Eve, little angels~~ I came back too late yesterday. I watched the last evening show of Daughter Country, and had supper again. It’s already one or two o’clock when I got home. "∠)_

Tomorrow is the first day of the Lunar New Year~Happy New Year everyone~

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