farming in ancient times

When Huang Qu walked into the general's tent, he saw Xiao Er eating ice melon with a cattail fan. The happy Huang Qu wanted to go up and take the ice melon from him.

Hearing the sound of footsteps, Xiao Er raised his head: "Hey, General Huang, eating melon is so sweet."

"Ma'am, the enemy is coming." Huang Qu wanted to smear him again.

"Here?" Xiao Er wanted to ask why he was here, and sat up suddenly, "What are you doing here now!" Then he stood up.

"Five hundred cavalrymen are going outside to seek death." Huang Qu couldn't see the firecrackers all around, so he said angrily, "Where is the Huoyi cannon made by Madam?"

Xiao Er slapped his head, "It's so hot, I'm afraid that if I accidentally blow up the firecrackers, people moved them to the weapon room yesterday."

Huang Qu wanted to say, it's so rare that you are still afraid of it.

Time was tight and the task was heavy, Huang Qu didn't dare to dawdle, so he told Xiaoer that the military division would come over later, and ordered people to hurry to the weapon room to carry the firecrackers.

When the military adviser heard from the sentinel that the barbarians' large force was only five miles away from them, the usually calm man was almost scared to pee.

Hurrying quickly and finally moving all the trebuchets to the city wall, Yin Wei saw the darkness not far away, and a few of them had five or six thousand cavalry, and his legs couldn't help shaking.

Yin Wei tried his best to support the city wall to stabilize his body, and suddenly felt that he should never let his wife mess around.But now that the army is overwhelming, it's useless to say more, "Ma'am, it's up to you."

Xiao Er was not nervous at all, clapped his hands and said calmly, "Tabusters! Get ready!" Then more than a dozen trebuchets put the firecrackers tied with stones on top of the machines.

"Madam, why didn't you give the order?" Yin Wei saw that the enemy army had no intention of stopping when they came to the front, but Madam was immobile, and suddenly became anxious.

At this moment, Yin Wei suddenly found that the gate of the city was wide open, and a young general ran out single-handedly... Yin Wei's hand shook like a sieve, "Husband... madam, what is the meaning of this?"

Xiaoer would not tell him that military strategists are particular, that they will go all out, then decline, and three will be exhausted. He sent people out to break the morale of the enemy.Instead, "What's the point. I'm just letting that minion play tricks on the enemy. It's better if he can lure the enemy into the city. If he can't, he has nothing to lose."

Sure enough, as soon as Xiaoer finished speaking, the little soldier who waved his spear at the enemy and grinned, turned his horse and returned to the city, but the gate of the city was not closed because of this.

Yin Wei wanted to say, Madam is too nonsense!Following the figure of the young general, he saw five hundred cavalrymen ready to go, and Yin Wei had a flash of inspiration, "Madam, are you going to close the door and beat the dog?"

"Can you fight so many enemy cavalry?" Xiao Er gave him a look, "Of course we wait for the enemy to enter the city before setting off the gunpowder. Our cavalry, of course, see which barbarian is not killed and go up to make up the knife. .”

Yin Wei has seen the power of gunpowder, but he can't imagine the scene he said.It's just that the lady took the cattail fan from the soldier with one hand, and the iced drink with the other, fanning the fan while eating the iced drink, Yin Wei wiped the sweat on his forehead again.

He finally understood why Huang Qu and Zheng Nan would rather go to guard the east and west gates than where the enemy could not appear, rather than stay with his wife.

Different from Xiaoer's coziness, the barbarians' cavalry were so aggressive that they could wipe out Xiaoer's group every minute, but when they saw the opponent's city gate was wide open, they were hesitant to move forward.

Without asking the leader of the barbarians, the soldier walking in the front said, "My lord, there is deceit ahead!"

Opening the gates of the city with insufficient troops is because everyone knows that there is a problem, and the reckless man will order the soldiers to stop advancing at this time!

The two armies confronted each other, even though Xiao Er had always been very relaxed, when he saw that the enemy not only stopped at a place beyond the archer's range, but also dismounted and unsaddled, he felt a little nervous.

Wiping off the sweat on his face, Xiao Er waved his fan, "Go, deliver ice melon ice water to the cavalry, and tell them that no one is allowed to dismount. Anyone who violates the order will be beheaded!"

The gentle young man was stunned to say the word beheaded with a murderous spirit, and Yin Wei went down to deliver the order himself with a flash of his eyes.

Hu people never dreamed that when they took off their heavy armor and were still sweating, the soldiers in the city were drinking ice water that they had never eaten in summer.After taking a sip of the sweet cold drink, all the soldiers suddenly felt cold and their hearts were flying.

Then he yelled, "Ma'am, give the order!"

Xiao Er ignored them and continued to fan the fan. Seeing that the soldier next to the catapult was blushing and seeing that he was about to suffer from heat stroke, he waved his hand and called a soldier, "Go and tell the Huotou army, get all the pots and stoves, Let’s put it here today to make pork stuffed buns.”

"Now?" Xiaobing was dumbfounded.

"Yes! Also, ask the kitchen to kill another fat pig as soon as possible, and set up two large pots to save the stew bones."

Xiao Bing looked at his wife, then at the enemy who was close at hand, but in the end he still couldn't resist the attraction of the legendary steamed stuffed bun.As soon as the little soldier left, the soldiers around were shocked immediately, and they all licked their mouths and asked, "Madam, can Huotoubing make steamed buns? Are they edible?"

"I can't eat what you eat every day!" Xiao Er raised his leg and gave him a kick, "Keep watch carefully, don't move around, who dares to disturb the military law!"

In this way, when Yin Wei wandered from the north gate to the east gate, from the east gate to the west gate, and then came back to Xiao Er, he saw the fire-headed soldiers setting up the pot and making steamed buns at the speed of marching.

Yin Wei only felt dizzy at the moment, and he was in his later years, "Ma'am, we are fighting a war, not running a house."

Xiao Er grinned, "Military Master, I'm hungry."

Yin Wei choked, and said very seriously, "Ma'am, there is no room for trifling on the battlefield!"

Xiaoer frowned, "Who's kidding with you!" As he spoke, he walked to the meat pot and said to the little soldier who was burning the fire, "Big fire! Later, I will ask your captain to leave you a pig's trotter!"

"Really?!" The sweaty young man didn't think it was too hot anymore, as if the fire under the pot wasn't big enough, he just took off his shirt and held it in his hand and fanned it vigorously against the stove.

Yin Wei saw that even the firehead soldiers listened to his wife so much, he sighed weakly, and went to the back camp to let the infantry cheer up, in case the enemy suddenly attacked, and saved himself from watching what his wife did. upset.

Xiao Er saw that the military adviser who had no nose or eyes for him left, and was immediately overjoyed. He called a few soldiers and asked them to take off their shirts and fan the meat in the pot.

Thanks to the Baozi Mantou Ice Water Crossbow bow, the soldiers in the army worship Xiaoer second only to the deputy commander, squeezing the military division to the third place in minutes.Now hearing Madam's request, even though the soldiers didn't understand, they never hesitated.

And Xiaoer didn't want the soldiers to harbor ill feelings towards him, so he said, "The enemy is only 400 meters away from us, do you think the smell of meat in our pot can float to the enemy's side?"

The soldier who fanned the wind thought for a while, "It should be possible." Pointing to two large pots full of meat, "It will definitely be possible!"

"It doesn't matter if you can't, anyway, these pork will be cooked sooner or later." This was what Xiao Er thought of when he saw that it was almost noon and he should cook.

Xiaoer's original plan was that if the enemy didn't come over, he would wait for the cavalry to eat and drink enough to run to the enemy and throw artillery.

Now, Xiao Er climbed up the city wall to show the archer who is very good in his eyes, and heard the archer say that the troops on the enemy side were a little commotion.Xiaoer said that he understood, and asked the fire leader to serve dinner.

The cavalry still ate buns on horseback. After eating the buns and drinking rock sugar water, the cavalry couldn't sit still any longer and said, "Madam, you order us to send troops." If they don't go out to kill a few enemies, They'll be ashamed to eat dinner later.

The old god Xiaoer said, "No hurry, no hurry!" Seeing a few young generals gnawing their bones, he smiled and said, "Your generals haven't eaten well yet." The young generals who were swept by Xiao Er's calm eyes With a twitch of his mouth, he almost gnawed out a tooth, and his face turned red.

Xiao Er only thought they were hot and didn't think much about it.After climbing the city wall again, seeing the enemy's cavalry advancing a little further, I felt that the enemy's cavalry could not hold on any longer.

The fact is just like what Xiao Er thought, in the scorching heat of August, even the best-bodied people would be unable to stand under the sun for two or three hours, not to mention that the barbarians, in order to take down Xiao Er's city as soon as possible, three Woke up in the next day.

At noon, the Hu people were exhausted. If they returned to their lair, they would meet the tall general next time. If they attacked, there was obviously something wrong with the opponent, and the city gate had never been closed.

Xiao Er, don't let the fire-headed soldiers stew meat in front of the city gate with a stomach full of bad water. The barbarians can't last until the afternoon, and they might really go back.

But the faint smell of meat was like a straw that instantly overwhelmed the hot and hungry barbarians.Although the leader of the Hu people has always emphasized that he cannot advance and the enemy is cheating, his little soldiers and generals are not willing at this time.

Some courageous generals yelled directly at the leader, "What are you afraid of them doing? Vice Marshal Gao is at Linmu Pass, I don't believe they can conjure up another Vice Marshal Gao!"

"That's right! Chief, don't be like a girl, gold and jade can't stop our iron cavalry!"

"Maybe they opened the city gate on purpose to scare us, so that we can be scared back!"

When the leader of the Hu people heard this sentence, he was taken aback for a moment, and raised his arm, "Advance quickly!"

Xiao Er exclaimed at the same time, "Here we come! Archers, trebuchets, get ready!"

The soldiers of the Jinyu Dynasty waited for this moment for a long time, and the soldiers who had yelled that the steamed stuffed buns made by the Huotoubing were not good to eat were so full of belches that they were embarrassed to hang around in front of Xiaoer.

They were all thinking how to repay the general's wife with steamed stuffed buns and iced drinks. Upon hearing this, the soldier picked up a cannon, "Ma'am, where to throw it?"

"Shoot what!" Xiao Er raised his hand and slapped him on the head, "Wait until the enemy enters the city gate before lighting the fire. After lighting the fire, don't stop..."

"Ma'am, we got it, you've said it a hundred times." The archer holding the crossbow hastily interrupted Xiao Er's words, "The enemy is coming, Ma'am, you should back off quickly!"

"Madam, hurry back to the account, don't stay here."

Yin Wei also noticed that Xiaoer was still standing on the city wall at this time, and hurried up to pull him, "Madam, hurry back with me!"

"I can't go back." As soon as Xiaoer raised his hand, Yin Wei looked along his fingers, and saw that the vanguard of the Hu people had already passed the city gate.Xiaoer said, "Let the arrow!" Yin Wei pulled Xiaoer down and lay down inside the city wall.

Just when Xiao Er was pinned down by the military master and couldn't get up, the sound of artillery, horse neighing, and people's fear came all day long inside and outside the city wall. Xiao Er was frightened, and then pinched his leg.

Tell yourself that this is not an era of peace, they will not kill the Hu people, and the Hu people will not let the people on the border pass because of this.

Thinking of Fangzheng's eyes and Ren Yuan's legs, Xiao Er pushed the military division away, waved at the slinger and the archer and shouted, "Fire! Fire!"

"Ma'am, please, An Sheng will." Seeing him roaring and jumping, Yin Wei almost attracted the attention of the barbarian, his heart hit his throat, and the man in his decades almost cried.Madam, if there is an accident, once the fighting is over, he will be beaten to death by the lieutenant soldiers before the general returns.

Let's talk about the soldiers, they heard that the bamboo knots tied to the stone are very powerful, and it was invented by the madam. According to the crossbow that Xiaoer made earlier, the soldiers are already prepared.But seeing the enemy die all of a sudden when a bamboo knot went down, these men who were rolling in a sea of ​​blood and corpses still couldn't help being shocked.

After being shocked, he started to fire the cannon with all his strength, and Xiaoer didn't need to talk too much.But the cavalry simply jumped off their horses and chopped up the frightened and maimed enemies faster than carrots.

When the Hu people recovered from the artillery fire and wanted to flee, the archers turned over and climbed on the cavalry horses and swept the enemy with a group of crossbows and bows. , and these people should have become prisoners, it was Yin Wei who finally ordered the soldiers to release them.

Seeing the uneasy faces of the soldiers, Xiao Er raised his leg and kicked the ass of the soldier closest to him, "What's wrong? Are you dissatisfied with the military division's decision?" Before they could speak, Xiao Er pointed aside and waited for the doctor to bandage him Wounded soldier, "Do you really want to fight?"

"No..." Seeing that he didn't dare to say anything, Zheng Nan said, "If it's possible, I hope I won't have to go to war in my lifetime."

"General Zheng, tell me, what will the Hu people say to their descendants when they go back?" Xiaoer asked.

Zheng Nan glanced at the enemy corpses that had blocked his own city tightly, "If I were a barbarian, as long as I lived, I would warn future generations that the soldiers of the Jinyu Dynasty are too terrifying, too terrifying, and it takes half an hour to kill them." Kill all of their tens of thousands without leaving a piece of armor."

Xiao Er raised his head to look at the crowd, and said word by word, "There is a saying in the art of war, if you don't fight, you can defeat the enemy's soldiers, and those who are good are also good. Attacking the heart is the best, and attacking the city is the lowest. Do you want to go up or down?"

"Ma'am..." Yin Wei was a little moved when he heard this. He thought that Xiao Er was so excited before, and thought he would blame his wife's benevolence, but he didn't expect, "Ma'am, let me help you go back and rest."