farming in ancient times

There were three consecutive bangs! Boom! Boom! Even the deepest sleepers were awakened.

Zheng Nan was dreaming that his wife was making buns again, and he wanted to lift the lid of the pot to see what the buns looked like, when suddenly a white mist appeared, and with a bang, General Zheng fell to the ground.As soon as I heard "enemy attack", I ran out without wearing a jacket and pulling up the waistband of my trousers.

Xiao Er was very satisfied with his masterpiece. He patted the soil on the bunt that he had lying on the ground when it exploded just now, looked at the hill where he had blown a big hole, and went back with a smile.

As soon as he walked out of the grove, he saw that the previously quiet military camp exploded, and he reached out to stop a soldier who was running out, "What are you doing?"

"Husband... madam, hurry back to the account, the enemy is coming!" After speaking, he ran away.

Xiao Er's face turned pale, he just said to lure the enemy yesterday, and today the enemy is coming, Xiao Er raised his hand and slapped himself, making him feel bad.He ran into his tent in an instant, and then flew out with the brigade with six cannons in his arms.

Before he reached the wall, he saw someone walking back, Xiaoer was terrified, he would not be defeated so soon... How big is this, the time for three firecrackers to explode, these soldiers are too helpless!

Xiao Er looked down at the lethal thing in his hand, stepped forward and squeezed out, and saw Zheng Nan riding a horse shirtless from a distance, Xiao Er asked, "Why are you coming back? Hurry up to meet the enemy?"

When Zheng Nan saw his wife's face was flushed and her forehead was still covered with sweat, she quickly jumped off her horse to stop him, "Ma'am, don't worry, don't worry...there are no enemies!"

"Gah?" Xiaoer had already thought about how to turn the enemy bomber on his back, and suddenly told him that there are no enemies, you are kidding me.

Seeing that he didn't believe it, Zheng Nan said, "The military adviser and General Huang are checking outside the wall, let me come back to appease the soldiers first." He said and pointed to himself, "Do you think I have a little injury on my body?"

Since there were no enemies coming, Xiao Er didn't panic anymore, and really looked at him seriously, "Tsk, General Zheng, I didn't expect you to have a dark face but a pretty white body."

Zheng Nan looked down, her face turned red... He, why did he forget to put on his clothes.Seeing that his wife was still staring at him, Zheng Nan covered his face and ran in, forgetting to appease the soldiers for a while.

Seeing this, Xiao Er was very funny, but was scared away by him, so Xiao Er could only take over Zheng Nan's job.

When Yin Wei came back from the outside, he heard Xiao Er shouting at the throat to tell the soldiers to go back and do what they should do.

"Ma'am, where is Zheng Nan?" This Zheng Nan is too ugly, how old is Madam, how can Madam come out when there is so much chaos outside, and looking around, she is even angrier, Madam doesn't even have a guard around her.

Xiao Er was sweating from running back and forth before, but now he was surrounded by everyone, and he didn't care why Yin Wei changed his face, and panting heavily, he said, "You came just in time, they don't listen to me."

Huang Qu walked up to Xiao Er, wanting to tell him that it's not that the soldiers don't listen to you, they just want to hear what you're going to eat later.

But it was obviously inappropriate to say these things at this time, Huang Qu simply sent the deputy general to deal with the aftermath, then waved to Zheng Nan who was standing in the distance, and said to Yin Wei, "Military teacher, shall we go to the general's tent?" Seeing Zheng Nan's face flushed, " What's wrong with you? Are you scared by the barbarians?"

"Shouldn't your face be white if you're scared?" When Xiaoer said this, Zheng Nan's ears turned red.

Yin Wei looked funny, but when he thought of the sky-shattering noise before, he couldn't laugh again for an instant.When we arrived at the general's tent, Xiao Er took the lead to ask, "Why do I hear about the enemy's attack for a while, and then hear that there are no enemies?"

The faces of the three became more serious in an instant, "We don't know what's going on, we were sleeping soundly, and suddenly heard a few loud noises, thinking that the enemy is attacking..."

"Wait a minute, you said loud noise?" Xiao Er hurriedly interrupted him with a subtle expression.

Yin Wei and the others were still worried about what happened to the three loud noises, so they didn't notice that Xiao Er's face was a little stiff, and his eyes were a little erratic.

"Yes." Yin Wei nodded, "First one sound, and then two consecutive sounds. I sent people to check around, but I didn't find anything wrong."

Xiaoer said, "Didn't you find that the horses here are a little strange?"

"The horse is a little weird, maybe it was frightened." Yin Wei paused, then looked at Xiaoer, "Well, madam, don't tell me that you know why the horse is frightened?"

Huang Qu continued: "Don't say you know what happened to those three loud noises?"

Zheng Nan:...

Xiao Er covered his face, then nodded with difficulty, and heard three gasps, Xiao Er put down his hands, "That, that was made by me..."

They have already guessed it, but who can tell them what kind of breed the lady is... Thinking about the crossbow the day before yesterday, the three of them suddenly became ill.Because they discovered at the same time that they would be scared to death by the general's wife before the barbarians attacked.

As a soldier, he did not die on the battlefield, but was frightened to death by a young man. The faces of the three of them turned pale, and their hair seemed to stand on end.

Xiao Er didn't expect them to react so strongly, then put down the firecrackers in his arms, and said, "Actually, it's not me, it's them."

Yin Wei followed Xiao Er's gaze and saw a small tail on a section of bamboo, "Ma'am, this joke is not funny." He has lived for more than 30 years, so why didn't he know that the bamboo joints would make explosive noises.

Xiao Er really wanted to say something, who is kidding you!But when they saw that the faces of the three were not good, they touched their noses helplessly, then picked up a firecracker, "Why don't you follow me to the woods?"

Yin Wei nodded first. Although he said he didn't believe it just now, he already believed it in his heart.

Xiaoer took the three of them to the place where he threw the firecrackers before, raised his hand and pointed, "Do you remember what it was like over there?"

"Remember..." Huang Qu looked at the mountain pit not far away, and murmured, "Zheng Nan, am I still awake?"

Zheng Nan raised his hand and slapped him, and with a "shua", Yin Wei, whose eyes were dizzy, and Zheng Nan, whose head was swollen, woke up completely.

Xiaoer thought of what people often say, hearing is believing, seeing is believing, so he didn't greet a few people, lit the firecracker in his hand, and threw it as far as possible with all his strength, and then there was a "boom", just came back to his soul The three of them fainted again.

This time it was really dizzy, still dizzy.

Xiao Er vaguely heard another kick outside, so he just kicked them one by one, kicking the three people on the ground awake.

The three of them opened their eyes and were taken aback for a moment, a little confused as to where they were, then they saw Xiao Er and shrank their necks subconsciously, "Husband...Madam..."

"What are you doing?" Xiao Er asked.

"Madam, can you go back first?" We don't want to see you now.Yin Wei didn't dare to say these words, he remembered that there were still five bamboo knots in the general's tent, if the madam was not happy alone, he could sneak a look at the collapsed hill in the distance...it was too cruel.

Xiao Er proved himself, and was still a little hungry at the moment, so he nodded very simply.

As soon as he left, Yin Wei took a deep breath, "Finally alive."

"Aren't you even afraid of the emperor, military commander?" Huang Qu felt secretly happy when he rarely saw the military master losing his composure.

"Of course I'm not afraid of the emperor." The emperor is a wise king, as long as he doesn't kill him, he won't die, but if it's my wife... If my wife shakes her hands, he won't even have a whole body.

"No wonder Madam wants to lure the enemy over." Zheng Nan looked at the broken stones not far away, and said, "If our Madam has enough bamboo joints, he can wipe out all the barbarians by himself."

"Who said it wasn't." Yin Wei sighed, "No wonder the general regards him as a treasure!" With such lethality, anyone would regard him as a treasure. Thinking of this, Yin Wei couldn't help but feel lucky that his wife is on the same side as them , if it was on the barbarian side, Yin Wei's neck would have a chill...

The three of them didn't dare to go to Xiao Er's place for dinner this time, even though they heard that Madam Huo Fa Nian was planning to steam the buns, the three of them didn't dare to say that they would stay for lunch when they saw Xiao Er.

Sitting in the general's tent covered with ice, Yin Wei sighed comfortably, then put the military map on the square table, pointed to the top of the map, "Ma'am, from our place to the north, the endless prairie is completely empty." It's the land of the Hu people, we don't know where the Hu people's large army is hiding, and we don't know how many people they have, are you sure you want to leak our situation to the enemy?"

Xiao Er grinned, "I'm not sure, you are a military adviser."

Yin Wei was stunned, thinking he could ask his wife, "Before the general left, he repeatedly told me to do a good job of defense, and didn't you let me take the initiative to attack?"

"I didn't let you attack either." Xiaoer said.

"Yes, I was wrong, it was provocation!" Yin Wei stared at Xiao Er after finishing speaking.

Xiao Er: "Don't look at me, I'm just an ordinary person."

Seeing the two arguing endlessly over such a matter, Huang Qu said, "Ma'am, tell us how many firecrackers you can make."

"I can make as many firecrackers as you have."

"Then can you guarantee that all of them can be used?" Zheng Nan asked with some concern.

What a shame!He would have done it when he was in middle school in the previous life, okay? "You can rest assured about this, I never do things that I am not sure about!"

"That's good!" Yin Wei said, "If there are enemy spies nearby, they will rush to us in the morning. At this moment, the enemy may not know why they suspect that something happened to our army. Just at this time, we will reveal our troop deployment. To the enemy, within three days they should come and attack us."

"Then I have to hurry up and make firecrackers." Xiao Er said, gearing up.

Yin Wei said, "Then shall we help you?"

Xiao Er thought, he prepared the gunpowder in advance, even if Huang Qu and the others had second thoughts, they would not be afraid of both themselves and the butcher, so they nodded.

And the facts were just as Yin Wei guessed, the Hu spies saw that they could not go deep into the enemy camp, so they set up camp outside the camp, and when they saw a sudden riot in the enemy camp in the morning, they rushed to report the situation to Shangfeng.

The Hu people were wondering if the other party had discovered their hiding place and planned to send troops, when they received a secret from spies elsewhere.

The leader of the Hu people shrank back after General Gao came to the border, which showed that he was not a brainless person. Seeing that the cipher text mentioned that the enemy had only [-] cavalry, the leader of the Hu people did not believe it.

But when the subordinates who went to attack Linmuguan reported that there were many cavalry at Linmuguan, and their tribe suffered setbacks in the east last night...

Seeing that a few days had passed and there was still no enemy attack, Yin Wei, who was worried that his side would lose to the opponent, couldn't sit still. When he found Huang Qu, he said, "Would the barbarians send all their troops to Linmuguan?"

"Should I send someone to go deeper?" Huang Qu was also a little worried. Even though Lin Muguan was some distance away, they shouldn't be able to see an unknown object around them peacefully.

Immediately, Huang Qu turned around and walked outside, ready to send a sentry to check, but before he got to the front, he saw a small soldier running over in a panic, Huang Qu's heart skipped a beat, here he comes!

Xiao Bing naturally didn't know what the generals were plotting these days, when he saw Huang Qu, he wanted to see his parents, he knelt down in front of him, and said with trembling mouth: "No, it's not good, the enemy is coming. ..."

"Get up and speak slowly." Huang Qu stretched out his hand to pull him.

The little soldier didn't move, "No, you can't be slow, the enemy is still ten miles away!"

"Why so close?!" Huang Qu exclaimed in shock.

"The barbarian, the barbarian tied their horse's hooves with cloth, we, we didn't hear the sound of the horse's hooves." As he spoke, two lines of muddy tears appeared on the soldier's gray face.

Seeing that his body was covered in dust, Huang Qu was very pitiful crying with tears and snot, and didn't blame him, "Go down and rest first, I'll go find the military advisor."

Then he asked people to call Zheng Nan and Yin Wei, and he went directly to Xiao Er. The enemy was attracted by his wife, so naturally he had to deal with it.