Your lunch is mine

Osamu Dazai was forced to eat half a plate of curry rice with Sanyuankui in retaliation by taking the can of chili peppers on the table and sprinkled a handful of chili peppers on it.

It's already very spicy, but when it's spicy, it's simply not something people can eat.

Sanyuankui herself was quite satisfied with her omelet rice, and even kindly shared half of it with the other party, so that Osamu Dazai would not be spicy from the beginning to the end.

As a result, when the two of them left, the shopkeeper looked at Osamu Dazai's mouth that was a little red and swollen because of the spiciness, and stopped talking.

When I came here, I made a promise, and I looked like I had a lot of spicy food, but I couldn’t eat spicy food at all, and I ate half a plate of super spicy curry while drinking water. Is this person really okay?

Facts have proved that not only is there no problem at all, Osamu Dazai even dragged Sanyuan Aoi around idly, calling it Xiaoshi.

"Well... the spicy curry is really amazing."

Osamu Dazai touched his stomach with a rather surprised voice.

"It's been 10 minutes since I came out, and I still feel like a fire is burning in my stomach."

"Sanyuan Aoi stopped, stared at Osamu Dazai's stomach for a long time, and then spoke slowly."

"Dazai, you need to take medicine."

"...not so much?"

Like a child who doesn't like taking medicine, upon hearing these two words, Osamu Dazai quickly put down his hand touching his stomach, opening his mouth as if nothing happened was an excuse.

"I think I'm in pretty good shape. I just finished eating now. I'll be fine in a while."

He was talking, and even stepped forward to say something else to change the subject, but just as he took a step forward, Sanyuankui grabbed the hem of his clothes instantly, stopping his pace.

"To eat."

Sanyuankui announced the result to the other party as if grabbing the fate of the cat by the neck.

"It will hurt."

"sunflower."

Osamu Dazai turned his head, his eyes filled with resentment.

"You didn't add too much spice..."

Sanyuan Kui Mian opened his mouth without changing his expression.

"That's revenge."

After all, Wuwuluo was able to fight for on-the-spot revenge, but she couldn't beat people to fight back afterwards. She was quite familiar with on-the-spot revenge.

The voice was calm and reasonable, Dazai Osamu seemed to see an idiom hitting his head.

——Do it yourself.

But struggling still has to be struggled, it is impossible not to struggle, even Xianyu has to stand up now, let alone he is not yet!

"I think……"

Before Osamu Dazai finished speaking, Aoi Sanyuan interrupted him, and said a terrible word in a flat voice.

"I'll have diarrhea."

Osamu Dazai froze suddenly.

Are you serious?Are you so serious!

He stared at Sanyuankui with his kite-colored eyes, exuding doubts, but Sanyuankui stood still like a stone.

You know, Sanyuankui's words are different from others, and today is the last day, if it is wasted in the toilet... The picture is too bizarre, he can't imagine and refuses to imagine...

So Osamu Dazai quickly raised the white flag.

"I eat!"

Sanyuankui nodded in satisfaction, but still didn't let go, just dragged her to the nearest pharmacy.

It was already afternoon, and there was no one else in the pharmacy except the clerk. Aoi Sanyuan led the restless Osamu Dazai to the clerk, but just halfway there, the person dragging her stopped suddenly.

Osamu Dazai scanned the interior of the pharmacy thoughtfully, his ears moved keenly, and finally his eyes fixed on the bottom of the cash register, and his eyes gradually became sexual.

In the next second, he bent down and whispered in Sanyuankui's ear.

"I heard something interesting, please help me buy medicine later."

As he said that, he showed a meaningful smile, as if he was a big black cat that had found a toy, and was impatiently trying to pounce on it.

Sanyuankui nodded, and sensed the surrounding area suspiciously, but didn't feel any danger.

So what did Dazai see again?

Sanyuankui attracted the attention of the lady clerk, and Dazai took the opportunity to take out a large black bag from behind the cash register and left. When Sanyuankui found Dazai in the corner with the medicine, the other party had already squatted on the ground and opened it. Bao, and smiled as expected at the timed explosive with a bunch of complicated tubes and lines inside.

"It's really hard to know whether it's good luck or bad luck to encounter such a thing in such an ordinary pharmacy."

Sanyuankui was not surprised in the slightest, as if she hadn't seen the drug, she took the stomach medicine and the water she bought by the way, and handed them to Osamu Dazai.

"eat."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

He took the medicine and water in silence, his eyes fell on Sanyuankui, emphatically.

"It's a bomb."

Sanyuankui let out an expressionless expression, and urged him to take the medicine quickly with his eyes.

Osamu Dazai clapped deeply, and tapped emphatically on the display that represents the time and is counting down, repeating the emphasis.

"It's going to explode in 3 minutes □□ hey!"

Sanyuankui still had a slumped face, and replied with one word.

"Oh."

Osamu Dazai went numb for a moment, he sighed heavily, and took the stomach medicine under Sanyuankui's unwavering gaze.

"Okay! Now it's time to defuse the bomb!"

Casually stuffing the remaining stomach medicine into the pocket of his coat, Osamu Dazai lowered his head again and looked at the top, not at all nervous about the two and a half minutes left on it.

"First, let's clear up the wiring."

Sanyuan Kui also squatted down, observing the bomb, hearing Dazai Osamu's babble with professional terms, also without the slightest sense of tension.

One and a half minutes later, Osamu Dazai found two routes, one red and one basket, among many routes, and looked at Sanyuan Aoi.

"Which one do you think should be cut?"

As he spoke, as if thinking of something, Osamu Dazai set conditions again.

"No cheating."

What fun is there in cheating with abilities?

Sanyuankui blinked, and gave a rather free choice without hesitation.

"blue."

"Okay, that's blue."

Determining the most critical part of the bomb almost playfully, Osamu Dazai took out a knife and cut off the blue thread quite decisively.

The red timer on the screen and the faint "didi" sound paused for a second, and then suddenly accelerated in the second second.

"Yeah, it looks like I chose the wrong one."

With the red numbers that were about to return to zero reflected in his eyes, Osamu Dazai propped his chin up and spoke sarcastic remarks in a rather leisurely manner.

"What can we do? We are going to be bombed to death here."

"Oh."

Sanyuankui was still quite calm, ignoring the rapid countdown bomb, and the moment he returned to zero, she said the answer she had known for a long time.

"will not."

The alley was silent, only a little wind swayed slowly, and it took three seconds for a sigh to break the silence.

"...It's a dud, the quality is really bad."

Osamu Dazai was a little disgusted, but thoughtful.

"However, it can be regarded as satisfying my desire to dismantle the bomb. Speaking of which, the chance of earning money to dismantle the bomb seems to be quite small. It's not bad to think so."

The bomb dismantling just happened to dismantle the dud bomb outside, which can be said to be another achievement.

But... Sure enough, Aoi knew it from the beginning.

After dealing with the duds that failed to explode, Osamu Dazai continued to wander with Aoi Sangen. When the sky was dark and dusk was approaching, they arrived at their final destination.

a bar.

The location of the bar is not obvious, it is in a dark alley, it looks rather old, and even the signboard is quite old.

This place that only opens at night has not yet opened. Osamu Dazai pushed the door and walked in with Aoi Sangen. Amidst the sound of the bell at the door, he walked step by step to the inside of the underground.

Although the lights were on, there was no one here.

The bar as a whole is not big, and it can even be said to be narrow. Aoi Sangen looked left and right, and was quite sure that there were only her and Dazai here.

"After all, it is for meeting, and of course other people don't need to exist."

With a familiar attitude, Osamu Dazai walked to the record player, picked up the top one from the disc next to it, and put it on it. After a while, melodious songs echoed in the bar.

"Okay, then, there is still a little time left."

How to spend it is a question, because this time of the day is the meeting he has been looking forward to for a long time, but at the same time, he can also foresee what will happen.

This can be guessed without even thinking too much, because of his identity, because he is... unfamiliar with the other party.

Perhaps it is good to wait quietly, but the quieter he is, the more he will think, and then he will have...

So it should be more fun.

Osamu Dazai restrained his emotions, turned around, and dragged out his voice.

"What can I do—"

It was Sanyuankui's unusually fast voice that answered him.

"Barending!"

Sanyuankui, who has no resistance to the bar and even lived in the bar in Barbara, is very friendly to the bar, and even ran to the bar counter, staring at a cabinet of wine with shining eyes.

"So interested?"

I haven't seen the other party like this before, so it's only a specific place that inspires... hobbies?

Osamu Dazai also walked into the bar with a confident voice.

"I'm not bad at bartending."

In the next second, he saw Sanyuankui turning his head to look at him. Under the light, those blue eyes lit up several degrees, as if he would rush over to hug him in the next second.

Ah this...

Osamu Dazai swallowed the few words he actually knew, and opened the wine cabinet, intending to give Sanyuan Kui Xiaolu a hand with a very professional attitude.

Isn't it just bartending, what can he Dazai know?

Five minutes later, in front of Sanyuankui, he made a non-alcoholic... blue drink.

Blue, alcohol-free, and bubbly!

Sanyuankui didn't quite understand, Sanyuankui tried to recover, but Sanyuankui failed to restore, Sanyuankui was greatly shocked.

She looked at the blue drink that was still steaming in the glass, and decisively praised Dazai.

"Dazai, amazing!"

This is something Kusanagi can't do!

"I just said that I'm actually very professional."

Under the admiring sight of Aoi Sangen, Osamu Dazai has even changed "not bad" to a major, fully affirming his bartending skills, without the slightest awareness that he himself is a master of dark cooking.

But at this moment, the sound of a bell suddenly came from the door.

"jingle--"

It was the door of the bar that was opened and someone came here.

Accompanied by faint footsteps, Osamu Dazai put down the glass in his hand, the smile on his face slowly faded, and his eyes fixed on the entrance.

It's finally here. At this time, there is only that person.

——Oda Sakunosuke.