Your lunch is mine

As the leader of the port mafia, Osamu Dazai suffered several times more assassinations and crises than when Mori Ogai was in power because of the expansion of his power in the past few years.

So under normal circumstances, if he really wants to go out, he should have the highest level of protection.But this time, under the simple premise of "eat a spicy curry", other redundant protections are all cumbersome.

Therefore, Osamu Dazai made some arrangements, or rather had made arrangements long ago, and sneaked out of the Ganghei Building with Sanyuan Aoi without anyone noticing.

"Look carefully, the outside hasn't changed much in the past few years."

Through the car window, Osamu Dazai stared at the outside casually, his gaze swept outside the window casually, and he didn't seem to care about these things.

Sanyuankui also looked at the street that was relatively unfamiliar to her, and asked questions.

"Before, what was it like?"

"perhaps……"

Osamu Dazai held his chin and spoke in recollection.

"There are not so many people. I remember that it was relatively desolate when I passed by just now. I hanged myself on the wasteland over there, and now it has been transformed into a community."

"Now this place used to be an old residential building. If you come here at night, you might suspect that it is a no-man's land. I tried to jump off a building here before, and now it has been refurbished into a crowded street."

After he finished speaking, he was silent for a few seconds, and then laughed with great interest.

"It seems that the change is quite big."

After all, that "before" was at least four and a half years ago.

"Well, time is amazing."

Aoi Sangen approached Osamu Dazai, and with an almost proud voice, as if she wanted to share with her friends, she said a pretty good decision she made at the beginning.

"However, I will not grow up now, so I am not afraid."

"Won't... grow up?"

If it is just that the body simply does not grow up, the word "time" cannot be used, then the only possibility is that neither the body nor the mind will change with the passage of time.

Dazai Osamu was stunned for a second, his eyes turned to Sanyuan Aoi, and a word suddenly appeared in his head.

Legal loli?No, it's not legal at all...

This might not be the loli that Mori Ogai dreamed of!Fortunately, he didn't decide to leave him in the Mori Ogai orphanage, otherwise he might not be sending sheep to the tiger's mouth in the future!

But... that's what Aoi said.

"It's also... not bad."

Everyone has different choices, and this choice couldn't be better for Aoi. After all, her appearance is already hard to refuse.

In the taxi, the innocent passer-by driver heard the two people behind the car talk about "suicide" and "not growing up", his expression gradually became weird, he couldn't help but glance at the rearview mirror, hesitating in his head.

These two people... the little girl can still say that she is too young to understand anything and talk childishly, but this little brother who is obviously an adult... No matter how you look at it, something is wrong!

Do you want to take him directly to the hospital and have him hang up for a psychiatric unit?

In the end, the driver adhered to the principle of the Yokohama Survival Code that one thing more is worse than one thing less, and pulled the two of them to their destination quietly all the way.

It is a western restaurant.

The scale is not big, but it is not small either, and the location is not good, probably because it was just after lunch time, and the shop was quiet, only the owner in a yellow apron was alone at the bar.

Two people walked into the restaurant.

"welcome."

Seeing the new customers, the shopkeeper raised a smile instantly, and grabbed the menu attentively and was about to pass it to the two people who had just sat down.

"What do you two want to eat?"

However, before his menu was delivered, the young man among the two smiled and mentioned a food that most likely would not appear in a normal western restaurant.

"Spicy curry rice, very spicy."

"what?"

The hand of the owner handing over the menu stopped in mid-air, and subconsciously lowered his head to take a look at himself.

From steak to pizza to pasta and even baked desserts, each can be said to be fluent.

Well, they are all Western dishes. I opened a Western restaurant. Is there anything wrong with it?Although I know how to do it, and even make it often, but because the spiciness is currently only Oda can stand, he didn't write it in the menu at all!

How does this person know?

Before the shopkeeper could react, the younger of the two said something even more outrageous in a rather calm voice.

"Omurice with blueberry sauce, a lot of blueberry sauce."

Ordinary western restaurants don't sell omelet rice at all!Not to mention blueberry sauce! ! !

The owner put away the menu, and the expression on his simple and honest face gradually became dignified.

"Are you sure you want to eat these two?"

Are you sure you didn't smash the signboard on purpose?Although his place is relatively noisy because of the many children upstairs, it is not good for business, but as the owner of the [Western Restaurant], he also has dignity!

One big and one small looked at each other, and turned to look at the shopkeeper at the same time, two pairs... no, three eyes with the same doubts.

—Can’t it be done?

Shopkeeper: "..."

It's not impossible, it's better to say that he does have the materials, and it's not a big deal at all.Besides, the business wasn't very good in the first place, so how could he kick out the guests when they finally came?

The shopkeeper twitched the corners of his eyes with a strange expression, took another deep breath, and the expression on his face returned to simplicity.

"I can do it, I can do it, no problem, just wait for a while, and do it right away!"

After finishing speaking, he poured a glass of water for the two of them, and went straight to the kitchen to cook.

"I thought I'd be rejected."

Osamu Dazai glanced at the menu that was put aside by the shopkeeper. It was completely the menu of a normal western restaurant, and it had nothing to do with food like spicy curry omelet rice.

In the "before", this boss just opened a small and ordinary restaurant. After so many years, he changed to cooking Western food instead.

Everything is changing.

"Large and spacious."

Sanyuankui looked left and right in the restaurant, and finally glanced at the ceiling.

"A lot of people, too big to be crowded."

There are many children on the second floor, all raised by Oda, there are more than a dozen of them, and there is absolutely no place that is spacious enough to raise them.

"Yes, after all, there are already more than a dozen."

Dazai Osamu sighed.

"In the future, I'm afraid it will be more or less. Odasaku is really addicted to picking up children, right?"

Aoi Sangen patted Osamu Dazai on the shoulder with a serious voice.

"Oda, if you have money, you won't be able to afford bankruptcy."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Of course he won't be bankrupt!After all... there is [Seamless Clothes].

"Speaking of which, Aoi, what's your name for Odasaku."

During the waiting time, Osamu Dazai and Aoi Sangen simply talked about addressing.

"Don't you think it's too common just to be called Oda?"

Sanyuankui blinked and expressed her feelings.

"Oda, one word less than Oda Tsukuru."

Although there seems to be little difference in pronunciation, there is one more word when writing.

"But there are many Odas in the world, and there are too many Odas. Maybe when you go out and say 'Oda' on the street, several people will turn their heads back."

Osamu Dazai tapped casually on the rim of the glass with his fingertips, completely unaware that he was a genius at punctuating sentences, and instead justly prepared to mislead the "normal person" Sanyuankui.

"So for the sake of distinction, it's best to be called Oda Saku."

Sanyuankui pondered and questioned her soul.

"But, I don't know other Odas, and I don't know how to shout on the street."

"Then what if you meet another person named Oda in the future?"

Osamu Dazai rested his chin on one hand and smiled childishly.

"It's all uncertain."

Sanyuankui: "..."

She started her little brain and thought carefully along with Osamu Dazai's words, and had to admit that what the other party said made sense.

"I understand."

She nodded, agreeing with this statement.

"From now on, it will be Odasaku."

"very good!"

Osamu Dazai, who successfully abducted Sanyuan Aoi to become a "Odasaku" faction, was quite satisfied.After a while, the boss who came out of the kitchen brought two meals and put them on the table.

"Spicy spicy curry, blueberry sauce omurice with blueberry sauce, two please use."

On the dining table, the red curry rice was very eye-catching, and the blueberry sauce completely covered the omelet rice, and even the blueberry sauce omelet rice was also eye-catching.

The smells of the two completely different rice were mixed, but within a few seconds, the omelet rice on Sanyuankui’s side was defeated, making the spiciness of the curry side spread more intensely, stimulating people’s senses .

Osamu Dazai stared cautiously at the spicy curry rice on his side, which already felt a little suffocating, feeling that something was wrong.

This spiciness...isn't it a bit high?

The pungent smell made Aoi Sanyuan couldn't help pulling out a tissue and sneezed a little. When she came back to her senses, she couldn't help looking at the plate of super spicy curry and Osamu Dazai who was about to become a warrior in awe.

Dazai, it's hard work! ! !

“Spicy curry only.”

Osamu Dazai picked up the spoon with a smile, scooped up half a spoonful of curry rice in a rather relaxed gesture, and put it gracefully into his mouth.

Sanyuan Aoi stared at Dazai, who chewed and swallowed quite normally, without blushing or panting, as if the choking spicy taste was fake.

"Aoi is curious?"

Osamu Dazai blinked, and pushed Curry in front of him towards Aoi Sanyuan.

"Try it. Although it smells irritating, it tastes good and tastes good."

Ah this...

Sanyuan Aoi looked at the ominous spicy curry, and felt Dazai's emotions roughly.

Very calm, not anxious, quite natural...

So... this curry just smells bad and tastes the opposite?

Although she wasn't interested in dishes that weren't blue, she still picked up her spoon, scooped it up without vigilance, and stuffed it into her mouth without any precaution.

In the next second, the world changed.

The fierce spicy taste filled the mouth, the tongue was numb for an instant, the cheeks were heated by the heat, a gleam of water appeared in the eyes, and only two words remained in the senses of the whole body.

--hot!

--water! ! !

"Give."

Something was stuffed into her hand, and she glanced at it. It was the water glass that was quickly raised and poured into her mouth. While irrigating, she looked at the opposite... the culprit who was also crazily pouring water.

It's a lie!In order to deceive people, let the mood follow the deception! ! !

unacceptable!

Dazai Osamu who poured down a glass of water barely suppressed the spicy taste in his mouth, he noticed the condemning eyes of Aoi Sangen, and couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Sorry, I admit I did it on purpose."

He apologized without hesitation.

"It's my fault for suddenly doing such... well, childish things."

As he spoke, his expression became softer and softer. He was already a young man, but now he looked like a teenager.

"It's strange, but at this moment, I feel more relaxed than I've ever felt before."

Relaxed and joyful, it belongs to the normal category, a normal little prank.

It was so weird, yet it seemed so natural.

He looked at Sanyuankui, who was still a little angry, and took the initiative to fill the other party's water glass, and his smile deepened.

No, maybe this is a matter of course, isn't it?