The pinnacle of foodie life

When Zoe was dragged by Deadpool to the actual combat class, the little girl was in despair.But what can Zoe do?Her skills are negative, let alone compared with the father of Deadpool, who has experienced many battles. Professor X brought Deadpool over to teach for this reason. Although Deadpool looks out of shape, the experience accumulated over the years as a mercenary and Skills are no joke, and Wolverine, who has lived for an unknown number of years, can barely draw with Deadpool.

The little girl can't beat Deadpool, and she's not as strong as him, so she can't eat him, right?The little girl curled her lips in disgust.

In the little girl's sense of smell, it is true that everyone has a little taste of food.If Tony smells like a caramel macchiato, sexy, sweet, tangy, mellow, and romantic... Then Deadpool's father smells like a sauerkraut, which smells so bad that people want to hide away. Salivatingly sour, just as conflicted as he is.

Deadpool caught Zoe into the classroom, and didn't care about the eyes of other students, so he pushed Zoe to sit in the front row, "Okay, Honey, let me show you the demeanor of Deadpool's father ~ Comeon! Partytime! "

"..." Zooey couldn't help but want to cover her face.

"Hi~kids, I'm your teacher. Speaking of which, you must all know me. The last time you were stopped by the old bald man, you didn't see the heroic appearance of that stupid dog. It's so cool..."

"Wade!" Zooey knew exactly what metaphor Deadpool was going to use ╰_╯ without imagining.

"Okay, okay, if you want to say that I don't like to hang out with minors, not only can't come...cough cough...you should also pay attention to what you say...Damn old bald man, it's so cool to do tasks outside, Can you pop those noni fruits and snake skin fruits one by one... Cough cough, what kind of flower is that... Hani, don't stare at me all the time, ask me to tell you, people nowadays like you to speak frankly like this, ask me if you don't believe me These little angels who read the article know how popular I am, and my voice must be higher than that big shit! Although as the saying goes, nothing is difficult in the world only if the rich, I am not as rich as that big shit, but I will Flowers, as the saying goes, earning money is a kind of ability, and spending money is a kind of technology. My ability is limited, but my technology is high. Of course, in bed, my ability and technology are very high, so listen A word of advice..."

"Deadpool, you're out of the way! Go to class!!!"

"Oh, brother, I forgot again. Okay, let's go to class, hello... Did brother ask?"

The little mutants below have long been impatient with Deadpool's talk, some do what they should, and some glared at Deadpool.

"Well, it seems that you don't want to see me, and you don't want to see that stupid dog giving you lessons? If you want to tell me, I don't mind if you listen, but if you like that stupid dog more, I won't do it , you know, in the whole group of forked men, I hate him the most... ok, since you don't like to move your mouth, then let's do it," Deadpool lowered his voice, his face covered by the mask was completely invisible Emoticon, "You guys go together."

The little mutants looked at each other, wondering if the famous lunatic was angry.

"...Oh, stop Hani, I won't let you go~" Deadpool held his face in both hands, twisting his body like noodles.

"..." Hehe, it takes only three seconds to be serious →_→.

The little mutants swarmed up, and Zoe retreated obediently to the corner.

In order not to kill anyone, of course Deadpool couldn't use a gun, so he drew out the double knives on his back.

"..." Mom, I've been teased ╮(╯▽╰)╭, Tony, I'm sorry for you T^T

Deadpool in the battle is really handsome. Although mantras like s, hit, f, and uck blurt out from time to time, but the neat skills, the jumping muscle lines, and the dazzling double knives...

Zoe hasn't seen enough yet, but it's a pity that the battle is over. Except for the pile on the ground that was thrown by Deadpool, the only one who was standing was touching his neck in a daze. There was a bloodstain, it was very shallow, it just scratched across the skin, and a few drops of blood seeped out. If this was a mission, Deadpool would have cut off their heads and kicked them as a ball.

"Huh~ Warm-up is over~" Deadpool inserted the knife back and twisted his neck twice, "Okay, young man, what's the matter if you can't beat brother now," Deadpool looked at the little mutants with mournful faces, "I won't be able to beat you later Brother has more days to come!"

"..." Haha, I naively thought that you would comfort them. Zooey felt that if Deadpool made a fuss, she would lose all nympho thoughts about him, and only the light bulb eyes on his mask would remain. White eyes→_→

"Well, brother, I know that you must feel that you are not as tall as Deadpool's father, not as handsome as Deadpool's father, not as cute as Deadpool's father *^o^*, and not as powerful as Deadpool's father. You must feel that you are useless, Are you starting to doubt life? Don't despair, because at least your judgment is still correct..."

"..." roll thick ╰_╯

"...Besides, you set your goals too high. If you can't compare with anyone, you have to compare with your Deadpool father. Who doesn't know that brother is synonymous with perfection. Honey, don't you think so?"

"..." The little girl felt that, apart from the word "hehe", there was no other words to describe her current mood →_→

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In a blink of an eye, another week has passed, and it will be Christmas soon.Zoe feels like every time she takes Deadpool's class... In Deadpool's words, "I feel like a dog because you don't know whether it's more enjoyable or more disgusting..." Oh my god, Zoe I feel that I have learned from Deadpool... Obviously he was just a baby before T^T

On this day, Professor X called Zooey to his office.

"Charles, what's the matter?"

"Nothing, just want to chat with you. It seems that you and Wade get along well?"

"...Wade is a good friend." If only he wasn't so blatant.

The little girl really felt that way, it was more reassuring not to be treated as one of her own by Wade.Deadpool is a synonym for contradictions. He is definitely not a good guy in the traditional sense. He can still tell you funny jokes one second, and stab you right the next second. He is completely moody and acts according to his own preferences. , without any moral code.But he won't kill innocent people indiscriminately, and he will also accept tasks that other mercenaries won't even look at, without a penny, to avenge the poor man.

It can be said that Deadpool is different from other superheroes Zoe knows.Is it safer to be friends with Deadpool than with superheroes?Zooey didn’t know what to say either.

The little girl just felt that if one day, there was someone like the clown to Batman, let Deadpool make a choice, innocent people on the one hand, and his girlfriend or friends on the other, Wade would not even hesitate, absolutely would When he chooses a girlfriend, he will say, "Those people don't care about my brother? It doesn't matter a dime!" However, after making sure that his girlfriend is okay, he will still "by the way" save other people.If these innocent people are not saved in the end, Deadpool will not feel the slightest guilt, and Deadpool will only torture the murderer to death in the cruelest way for them.

This is Deadpool, selfish, not a good person, even if his friend dies, he just complains, he can still talk and laugh, but he will avenge you, chasing after thousands of miles, never ending.

"Really, Wade also likes you very much. Before he left, he told (wei) (xie) me to help him take good care of you."

"..." Of course he likes me, only I can understand every time he complains, okay, if you talk about Marvel and DC, you will only treat him as a lunatic, okay →_→.Of course, there is another reason. In Wade's words, "Only by following the heroine, can I have a role ╮(╯▽╰)╭", but Zoe didn't understand this sentence-_-||" What did Wade do?"

"I received news that Hydra is conducting human experiments on mutants again, and I asked Wade to rescue them. Because of the urgency of the matter, Wade set off overnight last night and didn't have time to say goodbye to you."

"...I see," Zooey was a little glad that Deadpool was gone, and she didn't have to be tortured by his mouth anymore, but she was a little bit reluctant and not used to it... Oh my god, why are things involving Deadpool all the time? Will hook up with contradictions T^T "Charles, is that what you asked me to say?"

"...I'm curious about one thing. I know you can't be controlled by me after eating Loki's scepter. I have tried it too. I can establish a telepathic communication with you, but I can't think about you, I can't read you My thoughts and memories are really amazing powers. What makes me curious is, what kind of power did you get from the Rubik’s Cube? It seems that you never mentioned it? Of course, I’m just asking casually, and it’s okay if you don’t want to say it. "

"..." Looking at Charles's kind face, Zooey blushed a little, not because she was shy, but because she felt a little embarrassed. The little girl had been imagining that she could teleport after absorbing the Rubik's Cube, like the little blue devil, who knew that What about the useless ability, "Uh...Charles, there is nothing to say, but this ability is very tasteless...I have an extra storage space in my stomach...only one cubic meter."

"...The storage space is quite good. When you Avengers are doing missions to protect or seize items, you can hide the mission objectives in your stomach."

"..." To put it bluntly, it is suitable for stealing things, right? T^T

The little girl has thought about it a long time ago, you say to store food, one cubic meter, with her appetite, it is only one meal, what can I save... You can go out, not to mention that Tony has all kinds of transportation by sea, land and air and all kinds of food. This kind of bodyguard can take things, even if she puts things in her stomach, but spits them out in front of so many people, you can imagine the complaints of the crowd, MDZZ! T^T... As Charles said, it is suitable for "stealing something", and it cannot be a large-scale equipment exceeding one cubic meter T^T

The little girl didn't expect that after she was frustrated with Charles, she would be frustrated again when she had a video with Tony at night T^T

The author has something to say:

What did the little girl get frustrated by Tony?Give me a hint, the next chapter brushes steel 3

The stupid author is about to start learning, what to learn?Criminal psychology and micro-expressions, the textbooks are CM and lietome╮(╯▽╰)╭.Isn’t the diligent author who is preparing for the next book awesome ╮(╯▽╰)╭Please praise╮(╯▽╰)╭

There are two plans for the next book, one is a combination of British and American detective dramas, CM, Shenxia, ​​etc.;Which one do you like more?

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