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"...Speaking of which, little girl, you are new to me. I have run through so many versions of the Marvel universe, why have I never seen you in the group of forked men? Could it be that the head that was collapsed two days ago has not grown back?" Shit, at that time, I should have chopped up that hybrid hybrid of Noni fruit and snake skin fruit... Well, in fact, he can't be broken anymore... What did you want to say just now? Oh Who are you, the sleepy Hani who is so rude in brother's room?"

"...I'm Zoe, I'm here to borrow." Zoe has liked this coquettish character since watching movies?The unpretentious Deadpool is not at all the same as the pure and cheap products of the Virgin Mary and White Lotus in other movies ╮(╯▽╰)╭, but when I really saw the cheap one face to face, the little girl felt, Nima , this kind of restricted baby can't hold it T^T

"Oh, brother, I understand. I'm not in the Marvel Universe now, is it? Which doujin author's world is it? I said, it's such a trouble because it's too popular. Do you know how many doujinshi want me to go? Cameo? If you have the ability to find me, let me be the main character! These authors are getting more and more outrageous. Sooner or later, I will go to talk to them in person, and look at the Marvel editorial department. After I have been there once, I will be honest... In other words Honey, what did your mother prescribe for you? Did you wear it or was it original? In fact, I like to wear it, so you must have seen my style in my independent movie, and when I chat with you Don't worry about spoilers... By the way, I never cared about spoilers, but those flags that spoiled the whole family are too fucking powerful. Although I don't have a whole family now, I have to think about it for the future, right?... Um... So I said Are you wearing it?"

"Yes..." Mom, where am I?What did I say?Zoe, who was completely stunned by Deadpool, collapsed at this time.

"Oh~ it's great, then you must be my brother's fan, and I came here specially to wait for my brother at night, although under normal circumstances, my brother is not like a minor, but since it's Hani, you, hey, come here Let's go!" Deadpool jumped directly onto the bed from the window sill, laying it in large print, and already uttered some blushing cries from himself.

"……"Hi!Your integrity is gone.

"Oh~ah~Comeon, come on Hani~" No, it's your integrity...Brother has never had such a thing.

"Deadpool! This is my room, not yours! And I'm 24 years old! I have a boyfriend ╰_╯" The little girl felt so ashamed, she wanted to complain to the professor! ! !

"...What floor is this?" Deadpool finally stopped trying to die, and blinked innocently.

"...3rd floor" said why the bulb eyes on his mask can blink, this is not scientific at all -_-||

"... Well, it's my brother's fault. I missed one floor. But I don't blame my brother. If it wasn't for the Holy Father Mary who insisted on asking me to come back, I wouldn't have counted the wrong floor at night, isn't it... By the way, Hani, do you really want to have a fling with my brother? You must know that my brother can be a man for a year, and you will know that if you dare to wear tights, you have capital, so don’t think about it, now My little girls are so impure. What I’m talking about is my pectoral muscles and eight-pack abs. My face used to be very handsome, but it’s a pity that it’s too enviable...but now I just need to cover it up Two places are perfect! One is the right half of the face, the other is the left half of the face..."

"……roll!"

"Okay, brother is upstairs from you, if you go back on your word, remember to come to brother..."

"...Get lost!"

"..."

After finally kicking the frustrated and hunched out of the room, Zooey misses Tony very much at this moment... Woohoo, Tony, I don't despise you for being cheap anymore... A mountain is higher than a mountain. ^T

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When Zoe woke up and opened her eyes, she saw those speechless light bulb eyes O__O"...

"Hey, Hani, you finally woke up, brother take you to wander?"

"..." Lang you balls ╰_╯

"Your eyes tell me that you want to drive me out, but I kindly tell you that it's impossible!"

"..."

"But don't worry, because what you can't solve today...you still can't solve it tomorrow."

"……"what can I do?I am also very desperate ah? "OK, I admit defeat T^T wait for me to make a call to my boyfriend, and then accompany you to spend time."

"Listen to me, dump your boyfriend and stay with me. I'm a mercenary. I'll tell you that a mercenary is a very lucrative job. I can take care of you..."

"Hey, Tony," Zooey said good morning to Tony, and whispered to Deadpool while covering the microphone, "No, someone has already taken care of me ╮(╯▽╰)╭"

"...It turned out to be that short, rich, handsome bastard?!!"

By the time Zoe finished the phone call with Tony, Deadpool had just recovered from the blow, who made him have to be richer than Zoe's boyfriend just now... Pure death T^T

"...Ha Ni, listen to my brother." Seeing that Zoe had gone out to the classroom, Deadpool hurriedly followed and put his arms around Zoe's shoulders, "Brother, although, there is no such thing as a big shit." Money," Deadpool gritted his teeth when he said this, "but my brother is taller than him, my brother is better than him, my brother is more dedicated than him, and my brother is more handsome..."

"..." There is nothing wrong with the first two points, but you can really say the last two points→_→ face?

"Deadpool……"

"Ha Ni can be called Geweide brother╭(╯ε╰)╮"

"...Wade," Zooey smiled sweetly at Wade, "about the boyfriend..." Zooey looked at Deadpool's widened lightbulb eyes, and opened his arm on her shoulder forcefully." No discussion!"

"Forcibly hugging a woman, don't think about it wrongly. What I'm talking about is forcibly hugging, and there are usually two results from forcing a kiss." Wade bent forward in frustration, and followed Zooey swayingly.

Although Zoe sometimes can't stand Wade's talk, sometimes she still can't help but want to hear his BB. For example, now "... Which two?" Zoe still couldn't help asking curiously.

"One is bang, the other is bang bang. Meeting the former proves that he is a dick, and meeting the latter means that he is rich and handsome... I always thought I was the latter T^T! Oh my god! Is it possible that I am old at last Is it?" Deadpool couldn't help screaming with his face in his hands.

"……Ha ha."

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Deadpool, who followed Zoe for a day, finally discovered the little girl's special recipe, so Wade, who was rejected by Zoe, was excited again, "Oh, Honey, your mother's hook up for you is really great! By the way Can you eat anything? Then why do you eat so little?"

"..." My sister ate this reactor, an enhanced version specially made by Tony's love, worth five yuan a piece, and my mother no longer has to worry about me eating up X Academy →_→

"Brother, I know, it's you little girls who lose weight again, right? I'm telling you honestly, you are ugly not only because you are fat, so losing weight is useless."

"..." Sister is beautiful →_→

"Although I haven't tasted it, I think it's really delicious. I'll chop it up for you to eat."

"..." Professor, help! ! !I didn't expect Wade to say that he chopped his hands, the little girl whose face was bloodied T^T

"...Brother, did you forget something?" The aggrieved face who wanted to feed Zoe's hand and was rejected suddenly remembered that it was Professor X who asked him to come back.

"I'm so glad you still remember me, Wade." The professor who pushed the wheelchair behind Deadpool and Zoe said helplessly.

"...I can't blame my brother. With Hani as a sweet and soft fake loli, who can think of you, an old bald man."

"Okay, Wade, stop messing around."

"...Who the hell messed with you!" Doted on by the Holy Father?Deadpool's disgusting tone ╰_╯.

"I asked you to come back because Wolverine has something to do and has been away for a while. Now it seems that this period of time will be extended. The other teachers in the school have their own courses to be responsible for. The actual combat class cannot be missed all the time, so... ...I need you to temporarily act as the teacher of the actual combat class."

"...Are you serious?" Zoe and Deadpool asked in unison.

What Zoe thought was, Nima, professor, is it okay for you to let Deadpool harm the underage little flower of the US Emperor?What should I do if I have been taught crookedly?When the little girl thinks of all the little mutants in a classroom wearing tights, carrying two knives on their backs, running the train with their mouths full of mouths...it couldn't be more sour!

What Deadpool thinks is, Nima, let brother put down the outside business, chop the snake skin fruit that is cool, and let brother come back to take care of your children? f, uck! s, hit! ...a thousand words are omitted here.

"Deadpool's skills are the best in X Academy, I believe you can do well, can't you? Wade? Well, it's decided :)"

"...Why do I think I saw Coulson..." Zoe looked at Professor X's handsome back and secretly decided that she would not attend Deadpool's class even if she died!

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In the evening, Zooey connected the video with Tony.

"Oh! Little sweetheart, look at how oppressed I am by the little chili pepper and the braised egg head!"

"Tony, you've worked hard╭(╯ε╰)╮" Of course Zoe knew that Tony was very busy. After all, the major news in the past two days has reported Stark's new clean energy.All kinds of press conferences, all kinds of dinner parties, even if the wayward president is forced to go by the little pepper, he will just go through the motions, but these rich people have too many social parties. Which political leader today, which business giant tomorrow? Jia, Tony was a little interested in the blond beauties with big breasts in these parties before, but now with Zoe, Tony doesn't want to go to these parties at all.

But after Stark gave up arms, he just entered the clean energy industry, and Pepper needed Tony to deal with some interpersonal relationships, so Mr. President, under the violent suppression of Pepper, had to go to various dinner parties.

And the seemingly completed Avengers Building also has many details that Tony needs to design himself, such as security systems, defense systems, training equipment, and so on.Coupled with some troubles with S.H.I.E.L.D., Tony has been very busy these two days, and it is estimated that he will remain in this state for some time to come.It seems that since Tony became Iron Man, he is no longer so chic and reckless in the eyes of outsiders, but people who don't understand think that Tony is still that idle playboy.

Originally, Tony wanted to come over to see Zooey at night, but the little girl firmly refused.

"...Little sweetheart, don't you love me?"

"..." President, your character design collapsed again, "Tony, you still have a lot to do, you have time to sleep more, or I will feel distressed, do you have the heart to make me feel distressed?"

"..." How could my little girlfriend be more flirtatious than me! ! !

"I'm having a good time here except for missing you. Everyone takes good care of me. Christmas will be a while later, and I'll go back directly when the time comes."

"Okay, sweetheart, I'll hold on until Christmas, and I'll pick you up then."

"Tony, you are so kind, go to bed early, okay?"

"Good night kiss..." Tony put his mouth in front of the camera.

"Wow╭(╯ε╰)╮" Zoe gave the camera a big kiss.Finally coaxed the CEO to rest ╮(╯▽╰)╭

The author has something to say:

I don’t know if Deadpool’s father has been written down T^T The stupid author tried his best... Huang Bao and the like can’t hold it T^T

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