Su Nuo is my dead husband

If it is according to the stories told in those scriptures, the heroine and heroine accidentally fell down and sprained their feet when the hero and heroine went out to play. This is the moment when the hero shows his masculinity. The thin heroine who walks.

Although the current situation is reversed, Kamo Miho will definitely not carry Su Nuo who also sprained his feet, not to mention whether he can carry Su Nuo who looks like a tiger, just say how can there be a man Can you have the face to let a girl carry you?

"...I can't carry you on my back."

After holding it in for a long time, Mihono finally could only hold back this sentence, the point is that she really can't carry the other party on her back.

give up.

"You think of a way, I can't walk now, and now there are only two living people in sight."

Su Nuo's words are so obvious that this Miho is completely difficult to ride a tiger and has to recite it.

"Actually, there is another way, and that is oops..."

Miho wanted to show Su Nuo another method, such as letting Shikigami carry her back, but she also tripped and fell on the ground as soon as she took a step.

On the way of falling, Mihono clearly heard a crackling sound from her ankle, followed by a heart-rending pain. This is really an unexpected development.

It is unlikely that the bone is broken, the most likely is that the foot is also sprained.

The two sprained people sat on the ground relatively speechless, which was really fatal.

Miho then tilted her head first, then suddenly smiled at Su Nuo, "Oh, I've sprained my foot and I can't carry you on my back."

"..."

Su Nuo felt that she was being pissed off by the other party, and she was deliberately angry with this person.

"Don't worry, my Shikigami will carry us out of the forest."

After going out, they can take a car. At that time, a main road leads directly to Kyoto and they don't need a place where they can use their feet.

"Mihono!!"

Yamo Kamo and Seimei Abe dropped in from the sky at this time. Originally, Yuki Miura wanted the two of them to catch up with the front row a little earlier. For example, there would be fewer memorable illusions. Knowing the time when these two people arrived, all the plots that should have happened have all happened, and there is no worse result.

"Brother? Qingming? Why are you two here?"

Mihono was still a little surprised that her brother and good friend appeared here. It stands to reason that these two people are still dealing with the previous matter, and even if they have returned to Kyoto now, it is impossible for them to come to find themselves because of a hidden incident.

"...Ah this..."

When He Mao Baoxian encountered this question, he was a little numb and didn't even know how to answer it. In the end, he could only use his eyes to keep looking at his friend beside him, hoping that the other party could help him out. He has never been very good at lying.

The old fox Abe Seimei, who successfully received the signal, raised his eyebrows, pretending to be watching the show, until the other party almost cried, he finally shot to save the other party from the fire and water.

"Well, I heard from other people in Yinyang Liao that you brought this Lord Su Nuo to investigate the matter of Shenyin. We were really worried and followed."

"Then you can rest assured that everything has been resolved by me."

When talking about this, Kamo Mihono raised her head proudly, like a child who got perfect marks in an exam and wanted to be praised by his parents.

In short, I am proud of it.

From the very beginning, Su Nuo put away his stinky hooliganism towards Mihono, but instead regained the arrogance that nobles usually have, just crossing his arms and staring at a few people there coldly. no end.

He wasn't angry, he wasn't angry at all, he wasn't angry at all because the other party ignored his existence.

This arrogant expression with his hands folded over his chest is almost Su Nuo's iconic movement, but he forgot that he is sitting on the ground and is still in a posture with one leg turned outward, adding this iconic movement will only make people feel a little subtle.

"Yo, isn't this Mr. Su Nuo, why are you sitting on the ground?"

Ka Moo Baoxian, who didn't have a good impression of Su Nuo at first, looked down on Su Nuo after hearing so much from Miura Yuki, and almost sneered at him directly, so now seeing him sitting on the ground couldn't get up It's time to make fun of it.

"Help me up."

"..."

This nobleman with a face as thick as a city wall did not answer the other party's question, but ordered him to help him up, but as soon as he said the words, he suddenly remembered that this person was Mihono's brother, and there was such a relationship in it. .

Oh, it seems that I can't order the other party, so...

The other is the leading onmyoji in Heianjing, and it's as if he didn't see him, let alone let him help him up.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Kamo Mihono, whose left arm was held up by her elder brother and her arm by her best friend, let out a frenzied laugh. Although this laughter has ruined her personality, and it is indeed immoral to laugh at the other party in front of her face, but she I can't help it.

Seeing Su Nuo deflated, she was really happy.

A shikigami tiger is summoned by moving a finger, and with this big guy, Su Nuo can be carried out of the forest.

"Ow!"

The big tiger grabbed Su Nuo's collar directly, then flicked his big head behind him, and Su Nuo sat on his body very safely.

Su Nuo didn't know what to say for a while: "..."

All his plans were disrupted by the sudden arrival of two people. If it wasn't for this, he might...

"Master Su Nuo, please hold on to the hair on the tiger's neck. This section of the road is relatively steep. It would be bad if you were knocked off your back by the tiger."

"..."

Abe Seimei really kindly reminded him of this, but I don't know why Su Nuo always has a kind of meaning in the other party's words, which is to make himself fall off the top quickly.

Impossible, this kind of thing is absolutely impossible to happen.

Thinking of this, he directly grabbed the piece of fur on the tiger's neck, because the big tiger let out another howl because he grabbed it too hard, but fortunately, the tiger had a better temper and didn't throw him off.

"Brother, how about I sit on the tiger's back too, so you don't have to carry me on your back."

After being framed by two people, this elder brother didn't know what kind of madness he had, he insisted on carrying her through the distance and still couldn't refuse.

It's really unnecessary, she is no longer a child, how can she let her brother carry it?

"No, I have to carry you, or I may not be able to carry you in the future."

After knowing what kind of life his sister will live in the future and that he will die early, He Mao Baoxian couldn't calm down for a long time. Now he wants to walk a few simple steps with his sister on his back like he did when he was a child.

Probably because he was really too sad, he even wiped away his tears after saying the above words, if the current situation did not allow him, he would really burst into tears.

Whoa!

His sister is really miserable! !

Seeing his friend's teary eyes and even snot coming out, Abe Seimei, who was walking beside him, showed a very disgusted expression. He opened the folding fan to cover the lower half of his face, but as someone who knew him very well Mihono had already guessed what this guy's expression was.

"Brother, Qingming already despises you."

"Humph!"

Hearing what his sister said, He Mao Baoxian just gave Su Nuo a vicious look at Su Nuo who was sitting on top of the tiger, wishing he could kick him off the tiger's back.

"Sister, if someone bullies you in the future, you can tell your elder brother about Mr. Su Nuo's ox cart. At worst, we will pay him ten ox carts."

Isn't it just ten bullock carts? At worst, he has been working hard to save money from today, and He Mao's family must be able to come up with such a sum of money.

"He Mao Onmyoji's words are wrong. Mihono is now my bodyguard. As the employer, I have not terminated the contract. She can't just leave like this."

"..."

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"Student Yushu, now I have every reason to suspect that this Su Nuo may not have traveled from modern times, right? Why is he so familiar with the scene of the domineering president's little wife?"

"..."

Regarding Gojo Satoru's complaints, Miura Yuki could only curl his lips with a very subtle expression, "Gojo teacher, wait a moment."

"Ok~"

Ignoring the other party's sudden wavy lines, she opened the door of Su Nuo's room without looking back, and went straight to the closet where the other party put his clothes.

There was a crash, and the contents inside almost made her blind.

Really, as a girl, she doesn't like reading novels very much. Whether in her previous life or now, she doesn't seem to be very interested in such things, but Su Nuo is different...

According to the other party's explanation afterwards, it seems that since he became interested in [Mihono], his butler gave him an idea, that is to read more popular script books on the market, and even Su Nuo sneaked away a few times Go to the theater to watch a play.

From ancient times to the present, everyone's tastes are actually pretty much the same. Some people like domineering presidents and others like little milk dogs. The butler feels that Su Nuo's innate conditions determine that he can't take the route of little milk dogs, so he can only follow the domineering president.

"Su Nuo usually stuffs the vernacular books he bought into the closet, and when no one is around, he takes them out and thinks about them over and over again."

"..."

"..."

Listening to Miura Yuki's explanation and seeing the script in his hand, even Gojo Satoru, who usually talks nonsense, didn't know what to say. He felt that he was really defeated by the other party.

"Now Su Nuo is still in the early stage, and there are less than five books in his collection."

There are only four story books in the closet, which proves that Su Nuo has just entered the pit now, and he will have more collections in the future, and the routine of the domineering president will become deeper and deeper.

"Hey? Don't girls like the domineering president?"

Saying so, Knotaba Yuhito opened the scriptbook in his hand, but Yuki Miura yelled and knocked on it again.

"Don't look! Don't let this stuff stain your eyes!"

"???"

This kind of reaction is really strange, especially for Gojo, who has been watching movies and eating melons since the beginning, he immediately approached Miura Yuki with an expression of discovering some new world, "Oh? Then According to Yushu, in fact, your ideal type is the little milk dog?"

"...In short, he is not a domineering president."

"Ooh~"

He doesn't like the domineering president but in the end he was with Su Nuo and had two children. This made Wujou feel that he still needs to continue to eat melons here, otherwise he might miss the real reason for the combination of the two.

"Oh, tonight's bedtime story is over, we should go to bed now, and go back to the place where we live tomorrow morning."

With the footsteps of those four people, they will be back at noon tomorrow, and they must retreat before the other party returns.

"Well then, the 10 yuan will be transferred to your account, Yushu, when you go back..."

"I think it's safer to write an IOU."

Before the words were finished, Yuki Miura had already handed the IOU that she had written to Gojo Satoru. She didn't really believe that she only agreed verbally. Some things still need to be written in black and white to avoid cheating.

Regarding this sudden change, Gojo Satoru frowned more than anyone else. He felt that he no longer had any trust in the students.

He is really difficult.

While saying that it was too difficult for him, he still signed his name with a big stroke of a pen.

Buying a bedtime story for 10 yuan, I am afraid that only myself, who is taken advantage of, can do such a thing.

After Gojo Gojo left with a whimper, Yuzuhiro Kojou suddenly covered Miura Yuki's hand with some excitement, and even his eyes were shining brightly, "Sister Yuki is fine, we will succeed!!"

"Hiss——I'm actually letting go now."

Compared to when she first came here, she was passionate about breaking up this marriage. Now she seems to have become a salted fish. She doesn't think that what happened in the past can be changed. If it can't be changed, all their previous efforts will be in vain. In vain.

"You can't follow fate! I believe we can do it! Also, does Sister Yushu want a container that can be used to hold the curse spirit? I know!"

"Hey?"

What do you know? !

Putting down such an unclear sentence, Katsuobu Yujin suddenly shook her hand very strongly, and then ran out of the room before she could speak.

"I will definitely help you find it!"

"..."

For some reason, she suddenly had an ominous premonition, hoping it was all her own illusion.

So after moving back to the original room the next day, Miura Yuki finally knew how this little guy could help him find a corpse that could be used as a container.

"May I ask if you can give your body to me after you die, so that I can maximize its effect."

"..."

The above are what the little guy said to the dying patient in the hospital. Usually, this little guy has a high EQ, but at this time, even if he has a high EQ, he can’t say anything nice, so the cub’s final ending He was kicked out of the hospital.

Emmmmm......

The expression on Miura Yuki's face was very delicate. To be honest, it would be easy to drive him out of here. If she was the patient herself or the patient's family members, she might have chased her out by now with a knife.

"Youren, it's okay, it's really okay."

She really couldn't do such a thing as asking for a corpse from a dying person.

"Sister Yushu, we can't give up easily!"

"..."

No, isn't something like [Give up lightly] used for this?And can the little guy stop showing his persistence on strange points?

Is it true that heaven pays off?

In short, Yuzu Yujin really returned home with a still-warm corpse on his back at noon, with a happy smile on his face.

"Sister Yushu! I succeeded!!"

"..."

Gan!

Miura Yuki almost swears directly, she feels that it is really outrageous now.

Su Nuo went to the cemetery in the middle of the night to dig up the grave and dug up three corpses for her to use as a container for the curse spirit, but now Youren brought back a warm corpse that had just died for her at noon.

No, why are the tastes of these two people so weirdly consistent?

She just wanted to know, why do you have to give a corpse as a gift?

"Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Look, Mr. Wujo is laughing loudly there.

"Hahahahahahahahaha!!"

Mr. Wujo is laughing so hard that he is already patting the table!

Apart from the bewildered little fox, Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya couldn't help but laugh.

This is really outrageous.

"Honestly, right now I don't even know what to say."

Good guy, really good guy.

"Okay, you can put it here, it's not easy to carry a corpse back at noon, drink some water."

Handing Yuzu Yuuhito a glass of water, Yuki Miura didn't know what expression to use to face the corpse in front of her. She even wanted to drag the corpse to the cemetery and dig a hole to bury it.

Really, let this great uncle be buried in peace!

"I've already talked to him. This uncle said that he was always a bad person when he was alive and didn't do anything good in his life, so he wants to make some contributions after his death."

"..."

I have to say that she was really moved by this uncle's spirit of self-sacrifice and self-sacrifice. Since the other party has this kind of awareness, then she will definitely let the other party's body play a bigger role after death!

She can! !

"Okay, I'll let that cursed fetus suffer the flesh now."

Speaking of which, she was going to take out the three cursed embryos that she had made a blood contract with, even if they were super-grade cursed embryos that would do bad things as soon as they came out, but after becoming her own shikigami, she would be punished. One's own containment can't do bad things at all, and it may even become their most important combat power.

There are several super-level curse spirits who appeared at the exchange meeting, plus the one who attacked Mr. Wutiao before. I hope that this cursed fetus will not live up to my expectations.

She randomly chose one of the three curse fetuses and was about to attack, but at this moment a voice suddenly came from behind.

"Miss Hanako, what are you doing together?"

"!!!"

The curse embryo that had already been taken out was kicked back again by her, and Yuki Miura stood up quickly and stood up side by side with Yuzuhiro Knotabagi Yuhito, trying to block the corpse that fell on the ground. If you get there, it won't be easy.

"Ah, so it's Miko, you're back? Why do you look so bad?"

Miura Yuki put his hands behind his back and gesticulated frantically towards the few people behind, as long as these people were not blind, they would definitely be able to understand her intentions.

【fast!Block the corpse! ! 】

"Aha! Miko-sama, did the mission go well this time?"

Originally, Yuzu Yuhito was standing on Miura Yuki's left side, but Gojo Satoru suddenly jumped to her right side and hooked his shoulders, but the difference in height was a bit too much, so a large part of her was directly sunken.

"..."

Miura Yuki felt that he had received [-] points of damage, which was a bit too much.

"Oh, that's alright."

Nodding to a few people, Mihono patted her elder brother's shoulders a few more times to let the other party put her down, it's not like she really couldn't walk, why did she make such a motivating appearance.

"Oh, by the way, something big happened in Kyoto when you guys were away. Many people died in the vegetable market and the death was very tragic. We happened to be shopping there before and accidentally ran into an onmyoji from Yinyang Liao It seems that something has been misunderstood, and we really didn't do anything."

Gojo Satoru was pushed out by Miura Yuki directly with the palm of his hand. He was 1.9 meters + and almost missed a somersault. Not far behind, Knotabagi Yuhito almost gave him a thumbs up.

Sure enough, such a character with real eyes and nonsense is very suitable for Teacher Wutiao. The main reason is that the appearance can greatly increase the credibility.

"Such a big event happened in Kyoto? Don't worry, we will solve it."

"Ah, sure enough, Miko-sama and Onmyoji-sama are very reliable."

Knotaba Yuhito quickly blew the rainbow fart, but just after he finished blowing on one side, he received a hostile stare from Su Nuo sitting on the back of Shikigami Tiger on the other side.

The little guy felt that at least he didn't show his emotions too obviously, and he didn't have much contact with human Su Nuo. The only contact he had was probably beating him up on the day he came.

It took a few seconds for the little guy to understand what this guy's eyes meant. It was a look looking at [a hunter eyeing his prey]. thing.

I'm afraid there is something wrong with this person.

Fortunately, Miho is not planning to stay in this suspicious house for too long. She plans to go to the Yinyang House with her brother and friends to settle the recent incidents in Kyoto.

So after the two parties bid farewell, everyone in Master House dragged the corpse back into the room together, and made sure that no one could disturb them while receiving the flesh.

"Teacher Wutiao, what kind of ceremony is needed for this?"

This is also the first time Miura Yuki put the curse embryo into the container, so she can only turn to Gojo Satoru who has more experience in the field, like Osamu Dazai and Nakahara have already stood in the corner of the room to watch, their positions It's very subtle, you can see the excitement without being implicated by sudden events.

"You can try placing the curse embryo next to the corpse."

"..."

That is to say, there is no sense of ceremony.

Picking a relatively pleasing one from the three curse embryos, Yuki Miura put it next to the corpse in a nervous mood, and the next step is to witness the miracle...

vomit--

Sorry, the picture was a bit unbearable, she almost threw up on the spot.

Not much to say about the process of accepting meat, but in the end a man with a strange hairstyle came out.

The man with the strange hairstyle looked around at the people present, and finally stared straight at Miura Yuki.

"Father!"

Fuck off!