Su Nuo is my dead husband

Su Nuo is a crazy critic, I have never seen anyone knock on the door in the middle of the night and send three corpses over, and they are the kind of corpses that have just been dug out from the cemetery.

At that moment, Miura Yuki felt that her face was numb, and she almost called him a good guy.

This person took the bamboo shoots and did something like digging people's ancestral graves.

"It's for you."

"...Your gift is quite curious."

The time limit of 1 minute has expired. After Su Nuo was pushed off the line, Yuzu Yuhito, the big size, came back online. According to Miura Yuki's guess, this little guy might be frightened to jump back after seeing the three corpses. As a result, this cub He just stared at the three corpses with a very subtle expression.

This is quite surprising.

"Why are you not surprised at all when you see these three corpses?"

"...Because I dug up these three corpses."

"..."

Ah this...

That's what happened:

Knotweed Yuren was already going to sleep under the quilt, but Su Nuo's mouth suddenly popped up and said that he wanted to give Mihono a gift, which could make her feel very good.

At first, the little guy didn’t believe Su Nuo’s nonsense, but the other party repeatedly emphasized that no one would be injured and that he only needed to go to the cemetery for a while, so after thinking for a long time, he agreed to the other party’s proposal and sneaked to the cemetery at night Start digging.

He dug three graves in one breath and pulled out three corpses from them, "I thought, Sister Yushu, you needed the funerary objects inside, and you wanted to take out the things and then bury the corpses back."

After all, Zai is a good boy with a kind heart, so he has to kowtow and say a lot of good things before digging a grave, after all, what he has done is wicked and smoky.

"I didn't expect Su Nuo to occupy the body after I dug up all three corpses, and his goal was these three corpses from the beginning."

Zai was very aggrieved when he said this, and the key point was that he was really aggrieved. After all, it was miserable to be cheated by Su Nuo. He did all the preparatory activities and in the end Su Nuo took the fruits of his labor.

Take the bamboo shoots, this man.

"I'm not taking the fruits of my labor. If I hadn't told him about it, he wouldn't have dug up the corpse."

Su Nuo still felt that he was wronged, that big mouth popped out and babbled endlessly, but this kind of thing of digging people's ancestral graves is not something ordinary people can do. It can only be said that this guy is really too bad. Even if there is retribution, it will also be retribution to Knotweed Yuren.

This abacus is crackling, it is really a gift.

Miura Yuki stared at the three corpses for a few seconds, the key point is that the eyes of one of the corpses were still open, and it was scary just staring at them.

Feeling some scalp numbness, she shivered all over.

"Even if I really need the corpse as a container for the three cursed fetuses, I can't take the corpse away without the other party's consent."

This is a human quality, and crazy critics like Su Nuo absolutely cannot understand her thoughts.

"Then shall we send these corpses back?"

Knotaba Yuhito looked at the corpse and then at Miura Yuki, who was not looking very well, and finally proposed this relatively better solution.

Now it seems that this is the only way to solve it. I hope that these three people who have passed away for some time will not blame them.

"Row."

So how Su Nuo came back carrying the three corpses, and how Yu Zhang Youren carried the corpses back in the same way, it was thanks to Su Nuo that he could figure out how to go to the cemetery to dig the corpses at night.

"Youren, what do you think, Su Nuo said that what I want is in the cemetery, do you really believe it?"

Su Nuo dared to say anything, but who would have thought that this kid would believe anything.

After putting the three corpses on the ground, the little guy curled his lips aggrieved, "I thought, Sister Yushu, you are really in a hurry to use it."

"No matter how anxious you are, you can't believe Su Nuo's nonsense."

If you can only believe 50.00% of Teacher Wutiao's words, then you can't believe even [-]% of Su Nuo's nonsense, not even [-]%, that guy wants to beat him to death.

"Do you know which grave the three of them are in?"

"...I probably remember."

I went to the cemetery to experience it on a dark and windy night this month. I really thank Su Nuo for his kindness.

When the two of them almost rolled around in the cemetery and returned to their place of residence, it had been more than an hour, and Gojo Satoru was already waiting at the door of the room in good spirits.

"Yo! Good evening!"

"..."

Miura Yuki can bet that the other party must have woken up when Su Nuo came back with the corpse, but he has been secretly observing the movement on their side,

"Mr. Wutiao, if you had woken up a long time ago, you would have helped us dig the grave instead of acting like eating melons, and I have every reason to suspect that you have been following us to watch the show just now."

Gojo Satoru looked at the two of them with an expression of "I was discovered by you". To be honest, he really owed a fight now, and even Miura Yuki was ready to roll up his sleeves.

This is so annoying, even if he looks so good-looking, it doesn't work!

"Oh, don't be angry, you two made dirt all over your body in the cemetery, and I came back early to boil hot water for you, hurry up and wash it."

If it weren't for the look on this guy's face, Yuki Miura would really believe that the guy is a good teacher who will consider students.

No, you can't say that, at least Teacher Wutiao treats them well, but every time he will use the reason of asking them to exercise more to push the task to them, and then occasionally gossip about the things between the students. The melon in the front row, besides that, the other party is really a good teacher.

As for this guy's character, she can still guarantee that at least she won't do anything like peeking at someone's bath, so she can safely and boldly take a change of clothes to wash.

"Well... why do I feel like we really regard Su Nuo's house as our own?"

Seeing everyone coming and going freely in the backyard of Su Nuo's house, Yu Zhang Youren finally expressed his doubts. If this continues, I am afraid that when Su Nuo himself returns, he will have no place to live.

"It's okay, you can live here as your own home."

Putting the change of clothes on his forearm, Miura Yuki gave the other party a very clear answer, if their mission fails, this place will become Kamo Mihono's home after a while.

Mihono's things are hers, so her things can be generously distributed to others.

"If you don't have any money, you can go to Su Nuo's vault to get money."

"..."

This is truly your own home.

In fact, the reason why Miura Yuki walked around the house so blatantly was because she had pasted spells around the entire house. The servants live together in this house but do not interfere with each other, because they can see each other's activities but the other party can't see them. As long as they don't make too much noise, they can continue to live in Su Nuo himself return.

If Su Nuo comes back, Mihono will definitely come back with him, and this blindfold will be completely meaningless in the eyes of the other party.

After counting, these two people will probably come back in one day, and those onmyojis in Yinyangliao will probably also evacuate from where they lived before, and based on her understanding of those onmyojis, it is estimated that there will be some left behind. Shikigami waited for them to throw themselves into the trap.

It doesn't matter, none of the onmyojis in the onmyoya are his opponents now, and he is still very confident in getting rid of Shikigami without anyone noticing.

"Youren, I've finished washing, and I've poured the hot water in for you again, so come in."

While wiping his hair and walking out of the washing room, Miura Yuki called to Knotaba Yuhito to go in and wash it quickly. The two of them could be said to have rolled around in the cemetery just now, and they still need to wash to let their I can live with it.

"Ok!"

The little guy obediently took the clothes and walked in, and stopped Miura Yuki with a hesitant look before going in, "Is sister Yuki going to tell a story to Mr. Gojo again?"

"What?"

What storytelling?

What story to tell?

Looking up in Gojo Satoru's direction, he found that the other party had moved a small stool and was sitting obediently at the door of his room, as if he was really preparing for another bedtime story.

No, no, no, she absolutely can't talk about it. If other people know about that mysterious incident, she would want to die socially on the spot. She really doesn't want to recall those various postures now.

"I……"

"If you want to tell a story, can you wait for me?"

"……All right."

Probably because the look of anticipation on the child's face was too much for people to say no, in the end Miura Yuki could only agree to the other party's request to continue telling the story in a daze, but after agreeing, he wanted to slap himself a few times .

Ask her to agree blindly if she has nothing to do, this time it is really hard to get off.

"Sure enough, let Youruhito talk about this kind of thing and it will succeed."

"..."

Seeing Miura Yuki agreeing to the request to tell a story, Gojo Satoru's eyebrows could not wait to fly out of his face. He knew that if he proposed to listen to a bedtime story, the other party would definitely not agree, but if the other party's very beloved Yuren proposed this Things turned out to be completely different.

Hey, he is really witty Gojo Satoru.

This guy really prepared everything, even three small benches.

Sitting directly on one of the benches, Miura Yuki stretched out his right hand towards Gojo Satoru, "The price has increased this time, and it costs 10 yen to listen to a story, and because it is at such a late hour, it has to be counted." Plus overtime pay, the total is [-] yuan."

"...Yuki-san, the prices here are really high."

The other party's hand held in front of him has not been put down, the little girl's white palm is so bright in front of him, Gojo Satoru sighed and patted the other's palm lightly with his hand, "When I go back, the 10 yuan will definitely be on time Check in."

After getting his assurance, Miura Yuki took back his hand, and curled his lips very unhappy, "That's fine, I'll think about where to start now."

"Since last time..."

"No, as a storyteller, I have the final say on where to tell."

???

Oh, this is a bit of a strong buy and sell, Wutiao Wu is a boss who is not happy.

"I'm the one who spends money, so can't I tell stories."

"No, if you want to listen or not, if you don't listen, I will close the stall and leave."

"..."

As the party collecting money, Miura Yuki's attitude is very tough. The key point is that besides Su Nuo, only she knows what happened in the Heian-kyo period, so she can have nothing to worry about.

Blinking at Gojo Satoru, she suddenly raised the corners of her mouth and smiled brightly, "So Mr. Gojo, do you want to continue listening?"

"……listen."

Headache, really good headache.

Gojo Satoru stretched out his hand and rubbed his temples. His six eyes could not be used for this purpose at all. If they could be used, he would not have to eat melons in the front row like now, and could completely control them remotely by himself in the back row.

Also, the most important thing is not to spend this wrong money.

Not only do I have to be angry, but I also have to spend money. The key is that I will always be bullied by the other party when I am fine.

Seeing Miura Yuki who was smiling happily, Gojo Satoru curled his lips.

Take the bamboo shoots, this guy took the bamboo shoots, all the bamboo shoots on a mountain were taken away.

"Mr. Wutiao will soon have a bedtime story to listen to again. Aren't you happy?"

"...Happy, I'm happy."

This time it was Yuki Miura who pouted. After going on like this, she really suspected that she had a generation gap with Teacher Gojo. After all, the other party was a 28-year-old adult social animal male.

Probably guessing what she was thinking, Gojo Satoru suddenly stretched out his index finger in front of the little girl and shook it, "That's not right, Yuki-san, if you say it according to yourself, your age is probably five now..."

"Teacher Wutiao, please shut up."

"Ok."

Before this guy said what he didn't want to hear, Yuki Miura stopped the other party from speaking. As long as the other party shut up completely, he would never hear what he didn't want to hear again.

Thinking of this, she was even ready to strangle him to death, so Yuki Miura rolled up her sleeves when Yuzuki Yuto walked out of the room.

"I'm done washing! Can I listen to the story now?!"

"..."

Miura Yuki put back her sleeves again, trying to be gentle, after all, she was a good person and would not hit anyone casually, even if she was really pissed off by Teacher Wujo.

After taking a deep breath for a while, she finally calmed down. You must know that living with Su Nuo for a long time can really exercise a person's endurance.

"Well, let's start after the Shenyin incident is resolved."

"Huh? Why did you start talking about it after the matter was resolved? Sister Yushu last time, didn't you just talk about..."

Yuzu Hirohito raised his hand in a strange way, but before he finished speaking, Miura Yuki gave him a hard look. It was such a hard look that he immediately shut his mouth and said nothing. I dare not say any more.

TAT

Sister Yushu's eyes just now were so frightening that he didn't dare to look at it a second time, feeling that if he looked at it, he might have nightmares at night.

"I tell my own story, and I can tell whatever my mood pleases."

"..."

Fine.

After smacking his lips a few times, the little guy chose to sit next to Wujo Satoru. Only by sitting next to Wujo teacher can he feel a little bit more secure. Just now, sister Yushu's eyes really scared him.

qaq

In short, what happened in the Shenyin incident may have been an accident that Miura Yuki and Su Nuo knew about it, and no one knew. If possible, she was going to take this matter to her grave.

Yes, I can't say it, I absolutely can't say it, otherwise my face may not be very complete.

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Su Nuo really deserves to be a dog man. After being seduced by the fake Mihono once with a beauty trick, he still doesn't feel satisfied. Now this guy even wants the real Mihono to say the same thing in the same tone, if he doesn't really know the other party He may hit himself with his hands, and he may actually make the other party do the same.

After deliberating for a while, he finally chose a relatively safe option, but even with this safe option, Mihono threw the clogs at him in the end. If he hadn't dodged fast enough, the clogs would have been thrown straight away. to his own face.

"Wow, that's scary."

Su Nuo made a very underwhelming sound, the key point was that he really underwhelmed, so after throwing out one clog, Mihono took off the clog on the other foot and threw it towards the opponent.

"Su Nuo, what are you thinking?"

"Huh? That's what I thought."

"..."

Depend on!

Why is this person so annoying! !

If it weren't for the fact that she no longer had clogs, Mihono might have thrown the opponent again.

She lowered her head and searched on the ground. She very much hoped that there would be a stone with a relatively suitable shape and weight that she could throw at this moment.

"Okay, don't be angry, isn't it good that the matter is settled satisfactorily now?"

"..."

Is this a satisfactory solution?

Is this a satisfactory solution?

How unbearable to look at the process, has this guy forgotten?

Ok?

Su Nuo seemed to be in a good mood, and even the corners of his mouth were slightly raised. The uncle kindly helped the witch to pick up the two clogs.

"Why, let me put it on for you?"

"I do not need it, thank you."

It is absolutely impossible for Kamo Miho to ask the other party to help her put her shoes on, and the most important thing is that even if she usually doesn't care about such things, she is still shy!

"Oh, are you shy?"

"……No."

Immediately turning cold, Miho took back her clogs from Su Nuo viciously, sat on the big rock behind her and put them on.

"Now that the matter has been almost resolved, let's take advantage of the early weather..."

Looking up at the sky that had completely darkened, Miho felt that her current complexion was definitely not very good-looking. She didn't expect that the time in the illusion passed so quickly. She obviously felt that it hadn't been long, but now it seemed like Several hours have passed.

"I will definitely not live in the wilderness."

"..."

This is the uncle of the nobleman, here he proudly told himself not to live in the wilderness.

"Before that we have dinner to deal with."

"..."

Good guy, Su Nuo's face changed when he mentioned dinner. If he had to say it, his face could be described as emerald green, as if he had eaten vegetables for a year.

He doesn't want to eat that nasty rice ball!Even if he sleeps in the wilderness, he will never eat that rice ball! !

"I do not……"

"Go and pick some mushrooms, we will use mushrooms to make soup."

"..."

Oh, at least it's drinkable if it's mushroom soup.

Thinking of this, Su Nuo breathed a sigh of relief, but as a nobleman, how could he pick mushrooms by himself?

"Make some mushroom soup just right to eat with rice balls."

"..."

Just when he was about to say that he would not pick mushrooms, when Kamo Mihono said that he would eat mushroom soup with onigiri, his calm face turned green again.

"I will never eat that rice ball! And I will not pick mushrooms!"

"It's okay not to eat the rice balls, but you have to pick the mushrooms."

"..."

Mihono's attitude was very tough, so the two of them stared at each other in a stalemate for a few minutes. In the end, Su Nuo was defeated. There was no other way for the old man to go to pick some mushrooms under the tree and return unwillingly.

Although he is a pampered nobleman, Su Nuo still knows that brightly colored mushrooms are poisonous, so he carefully picked some small white mushrooms with relatively simple colors, and picked some wild fruits by the way.

At the same time, Mihono also picked some mushrooms, and by the way, filled some water with the utensils she carried with her, ready to boil for soup.

"I picked it up."

Holding white mushrooms and red fruits, Su Nuo stood beside Mihono with his neck held tight. He looked like a child who had done a good deed and was waiting for others to praise him.

It stands to reason that Kamo Miho was really going to praise this nobleman who never touches [bushi] with his fingers, but after seeing the little white mushroom in the other's arms, the expression on her face suddenly became a little subtle.

"Master Su Nuo, do you know the origin of this little white mushroom?"

"I don't know, the brightly colored ones are poisonous, so I picked the white ones."

Oh, okay, know that brightly colored mushrooms are poisonous.

"These white mushrooms actually started to grow from corpses as nourishment, and this place is the final destination of Shenyin..."

Mihono didn't finish his sentence, but Su Nuo already knew what was going to happen next, his face turned green again, and almost resisted the urge to spit it out, throwing all the mushrooms far away.

Probably a little nausea, even if Mihono made a fragrant mushroom soup, he only drank a small bowl, as long as he still felt a little nauseous.

vomit--

Now he feels uncomfortable seeing mushrooms, which also caused Su Nuo to hate mushrooms even after he became the king of curses, especially the very light and white mushrooms.

The dinner was simply settled, and the two of them set off to go home. They were in a different mood than when they came in a hurry. This time, they could have enough time to go back, and they were completely free to take a car or walk.

Mihono's original plan was to get out of this forest and then summon Shikigami, because it is not easy to drive in the forest, and even a nobleman can walk a few steps without any problem, but who knows...

Looking at Su Nuo who fell on the ground and sprained his feet, she wondered if the expression on her face was full of disgust.

"Mihono, you have to carry my back at a time like this."

"..."

Good fuck face.