[Comprehensive Mythology] Chang'e

"Hong'er (Cheng'er, Huang'er...Zi'er) has met Taiyin Xingjun." The seven girls saluted in a uniform manner, obviously well-bred.

"Get up." Chang'e nodded, "They are all beautiful."

"Thank you Fairy for your compliment." The two younger children blushed immediately.

"Brother, sister-in-law." A woman's voice came from outside the door. A woman in her twenties came in, walked up to her brother, and saluted. Although she was limping, she didn't seem to complain, but she was a bit cold-tempered. On the contrary, the man behind him was so gloomy that he didn't look like a good person.

"Mr. Xing, I don't know how to treat my brother and sister's lameness?" Zhang Bairen stood up, very excited.

"Simple." Chang'e stretched out her right hand, touched her thumb and middle finger together, and made a "bounce" movement, a ball of aura popped out, split into two, and landed on Zhang Bairen's younger siblings respectively, "Okay."

Zhang Bairen's younger sister raised her foot tentatively, and jumped a few more times, a long-lost smile appeared on her face, "Brother, I'm fine!"

Zhang Bairen's younger brother also moved a few times tentatively, overjoyed, "I'm healed too." His voice was dull, and he lowered his head after speaking, his eyes gleaming greedily.

"In this case, please ask the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother to take the elixir." Chang'e nodded, took out the brocade box, opened it, and two golden elixir lay quietly in the box.

Zhang Bairen took the brocade box carefully, holding it in both hands with a very solemn look.

"Father, mother, this elixir..." Really unable to hold back the curiosity of the sisters, the eldest Hong'er asked.

"Taiyin Xingjun said that my husband and I were the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother who came down to earth to experience calamity. Now the calamity period is over and it's time to go back." Mrs. Zhang said with a smile on her face.

"Then what about us?" Zhang Bairen's younger brother said gloomily, and slowly approached.

"Of course he went up with us." Zhang Bairen replied casually, holding the brocade box in front of his beloved wife, "Madam, you can use it first."

"Okay." Without being polite to her master, Mrs. Zhang reached out to pick up an elixir and put it in her mouth. The elixir melted in her mouth, and the huge spiritual power dispersed and merged into Mrs. Zhang's body. After a stick of incense, the Queen Mother will return.

Chang'e was teasing the Jade Rabbit boredly, and everyone else was staring at Mrs. Zhang, and suddenly stretched out a hand and snatched the last elixir in the brocade box, everyone was shocked.

"I am the Jade Emperor, I am the Jade Emperor, haha..." Zhang Bairen's younger brother snatched the elixir and swallowed it directly. Feeling the huge power in his body, he laughed loudly,

"If I don't pay attention, something will go wrong." Chang'e frowned, put the jade rabbit on the table, got up, stretched out her right hand, and the spiritual power that belonged to Taiyin Xingjun spewed out, freezing the crazy man directly.

"This elixir was specially refined by the Taishang Laojun of Tushita Palace for the Queen Mother of the Jade Emperor. If you swallow it, you can have the cultivation level of the Taiyi Golden Immortal. There are only these two." Chang'e looked at the ice sculpture in front of her, casually, " But don’t worry, I’ll just take out the spirit energy from his body and instill it directly into you. Although the effect is not as good as swallowing the elixir, it’s not too bad.” Anyway, no matter how much mana you have, you should look down on you Those who should respect you still look down on you, and those who should respect you still respect you.

"I don't know what will happen to my brother after taking out that fairy energy?" Zhang Bairen was worried about his brother.

"He lost his spiritual power, so he couldn't live anymore, so he re-entered reincarnation, and because he wanted to prevent the Jade Emperor from returning to his throne, he had to be punished and entered the eighteen levels of hell, and he might have to reincarnate on each level." Chang'e thought of Ping Xin Empress, she should have arranged to publicize the eighteen levels of hell to the world, right?

"Eighteen layers of hell?" Zhang Bairen thought of the terrifying scene he saw in his dream, and shuddered, "No, no, no, no..." He looked at the lady who was still digesting the power of the elixir, and seemed to have no idea what happened, He looked at the bewildered daughters and the unbelievable younger sister because of the accident, and gritted his teeth, "Please let the fairy let my brother go, I would rather not have that body." Because he still wants to continue to be husband and wife with his wife , So swallowed back the words of not wanting to be the Jade Emperor.

"Brother, no!" Zhang Bairen's younger sister shook her head.

"Shut up." Zhang Bairen shouted, and bowed to Chang'e again, "Please let the fairy do it."

"Don't cultivate yourself?" Chang'e asked Zhang Bairen a little strangely, "I thought you had improved a little, but I didn't expect you to be so stupid." After a pause, seeing Zhang Bairen's uncomfortable look, she still looked away, "Indeed, You are the Jade Emperor appointed by Hongjun, the Lord of the Three Realms. Even if you have no cultivation, the Jade Emperor's position is still stable, but many immortals will look down on you in their hearts, and there may be some young and energetic stunned Touqing will want to overthrow you, become the Jade Emperor himself, and trample your face on the ground, can you bear it?" Asking this, Chang'e already knew his choice.

However, the Jade Emperor, who is so weak, still makes her look forward to it.

"I've made up my mind." Gritting his teeth, Zhang Bairen felt a little guilty, but he persisted in the end when he thought of the promise his parents made to them before they died, "Please fairy let my brother go, I'm willing to give him the mana."

"That's it, that's it." Chang'e took out the gourd, opened it, and nine white pills flew out from it, "This is for your relatives, one of them should belong to your younger brother, you can eat it. "

Fearing that something might happen, Zhang Bairen quickly swallowed one.

"Zhang Bairen, you are so stupid!" With a loud cry, the queen mother who was dressed in a golden queen mother's dress just woke up. Seeing that Zhang Bairen had really given up that mana, she twitched in distress, forgetting that she had become the queen mother, and went up Before that, he twisted 360 degrees on Zhang Bairen's soft flesh, and Zhang Bairen screamed in pain.

Coincidentally, just as Zhang Bairen finished calling out, a golden light flashed, and his body turned into the Jade Emperor's costume.

Thus, the Jade Emperor, who had just returned to the throne but had not fully recovered his memory, was subjected to domestic violence by the Queen Mother who had recovered his memory, like many mortal lords with tracheitis.

"One for each of you, eat it." Chang'e said to several beautiful girls, then turned and picked up the Jade Rabbit, which had been neglected for a long time.

It didn't take long for the elixir to work, and several girls became immortals one after another.

"?" Taking a closer look, the Seven Fairies had indeed attained a fairy body and gained longevity, but they had no magic power at all and could not fly into the sky.

This is the real elixir of life.Can only live forever, no mana.

Suddenly, colorful rays of light appeared from the sky, falling directly on the seven daughters of the Jade Emperor, turning into seven-color spirit stones, and wearing them on their hands.

A pink light fell, and Zhang Bairen's younger sister was directly bestowed with mana by the Dao of Heaven.

"It's almost time, you should get rid of the maids outside the yard and return to their posts." Chang'e urged, feeling that all the nearby humans were gathering here.

"Okay." The Jade Emperor nodded, straightened the robes that had been messed up by the Queen Mother, walked out of the door, and said in a loud voice, "I am the Jade Emperor. Distribution, get the money, go away." Then, he ordered the steward Wang who had been waiting outside the door, "Steward, you return everyone's deed of sale, and each person will share 50 taels of silver. You keep a few shops for yourself. The rest will be returned to the government, and I will inform the local government to send someone to collect the land deed and other things, remember?"

"Yes." Guanshi Wang was sincere and fearful. He had served the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother, and he was very honorable when he said it.

"Mr. Xing, we can go." After making many arrangements, Zhang Bairen said respectfully.

"Trouble Xingjun." The queen mother, who had recovered her memory, respected and feared Chang'e, but because of her real body, she was a little close to her in her heart, and she was very entangled.

"Let's go." Chang'e nodded, hugged the rabbit, and flew to the heaven with a few cents and an ice cube.