[Comprehensive Mythology] Chang'e

Chang'e held the Jade Rabbit in her arms, and watched her leave with the strange eyes of "how could you do this" from the spirits of the underworld, always feeling bad.

The spirits of the underworld are very sad.

They have a lot of work!All creatures in the prehistoric world can enter the six realms of reincarnation, and when they get older, it can be said that they are under their control. Let’s not talk about those gods, immortals, etc. For the reincarnation of the human race, you must first check the life and death book and wait for people to die. Then check the merit book to determine the good and evil, and then decide which path to put them into. One-stop service can be said to be very comprehensive, but it is too troublesome; there is also the way of animals, animals, how many animals are there in this world?Cattle, horses and sheep, chickens, ducks and geese, everything that flies in the sky, runs on the ground, and swims in the water are all under their control!It's so tiring to be as big as a giant eagle and as small as biting a flying insect!However, there are very few staff in the underworld, which causes them to be open all year round, however!However, Empress Pingxin actually thought of establishing punishment measures!If you build it, you can build it, but you have thought of so many ways!Is it necessary to employ people?There is no rest time at all, and the workload is even increased! ! !

Finally, they praised all the methods that Empress Pingxin had come up with, causing Empress Pingxin to suffer from difficulty in choosing, so she could rest for a while, and then when Lord Taiyin came, they would use them all!It would be better if they decided on several early on!fall!

So Taiyin Xingjun, Chang’e, we all respect and love you very much, but you have thrown the Jade Emperor, Queen Mother, and Empress directly from the Golden Luan Hall in the Heavenly Court into the soup pot of Meng Po by the Naihe Bridge on the Ruoshui River in the Six Paths of Reincarnation, scaring Meng. The mother-in-law has already given birth to a feat of wisdom, so you don't mind having one more, right?I sure don't mind, right?

So Chang'e searched the book of life and death, and found out the tenth reincarnation of Haotian and Queen Mother. Not long after coming out of the underworld, Fairy Chang'e, the lunar star, came up with eighteen levels of hell to punish the wicked. All over the prehistoric places.

People who didn't know the truth were amazed, and those who knew the truth laughed and said nothing, so for a while, the thoughts of "So you are such a Taiyin star king" were stored in the hearts of the prehistoric creatures. Cognition has also been deeply ingrained and difficult to correct.

As for the human beings in the human world, how do they know?Of course, it was because the staff of the underworld worked so hard to dream.

To be honest, they haven't worked so hard for a long time.

As for the reincarnation of Haotian Yaochi, the staff added a lot of fabricated and detailed scenes, and even the unfinished [-]th floor of hell was imagined in advance for them to see.

Therefore, when the fairy who claimed to be Taiyin Xingjun appeared at their door, coupled with the subconscious fear of the throwing at the beginning, it was predictable how frightened the two of them would be.

"What's the matter with you?" Chang'e, who was afraid of scaring the former and future Jade Emperor and Queen Mother, deliberately softened her breath (although the effect was not obvious) was very puzzled.

"No...it's nothing..." The middle-aged uncle with a beautiful beard protected his half-aged but still beautiful and gentle wife behind him, "You...what do you have...what's the matter... ?"

"You used to be named Haotian and Yaochi, and you were the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother appointed by Daozu Hongjun, who could rule the Three Realms," Chang'e stood in the courtyard, carefully looking at the expressions of the couple in front of her, "500 years ago, you went down to the earth to experience calamity, and now you have experienced calamity." Man, I'm here to welcome you back to your throne." Compared with the appearance of the two sitting on the throne, the two of them are much more mature and stable now, and they should not be instigated by villains who are greedy for the color of fairies and find She's in trouble.

That's right, it was the servants around them who had heard Chang'e's reputation for a long time and had evil thoughts, and then instigated Haotian Yaochi to do such stupid things.

After all, Haotian has been the Jade Emperor for hundreds of years. He took Hongjun to restore the Heavenly Court for his son and subordinates. Emperor, he doesn't care about those ascetics who look down on him at all, and only works with his subordinates who respect him. How can he suddenly think of Chang'e?

At the beginning, Chang'e was so angry by the Dao of Heaven, so she didn't pay attention to it. After she left the customs, she only found out the reason from Laojun. It's a chance, after all, we are Taoist friends and we have a friendship to welcome the catastrophe together, how could such a villain remember it.

"That's it..." Zhang Yuanwai managed to calm down, "But our husband and wife have become the Queen Mother of the Jade Emperor. I wonder how my family will arrange it?"

"Naturally they ascended together." Chang'e nodded, she had known for a long time that the Jade Emperor's name in this world was Zhang Bairen, and his behavior fit his name very well.

Zhang Bairen's parents died when he was ten years old, leaving behind only an infant younger brother and sister and a child bride-in-law who was the same age as him. He stumbled and stumbled on the road, but he endured it; he found that his younger brother and sister were born lame and were rejected by others, so he decided to raise his younger brother and sister until they grow old, and he endured it; later, when he had a small fortune, he bought this house and settled down here, doing good deeds and preparing to have a son Passing on the family reception, the result was that there were no sons, but daughters were born one after another. He didn't even have the slightest intention of taking a concubine, so he endured it.

So in a way, Chang'e still admires him very much.

"Then my brother and sister are born lame, is there a cure?"

"of course."

"Fairy, please take your seat," Zhang Bairen happily welcomed Chang'e into the hall, invited her to take a seat, and called the servants to call his sisters and daughters.

After chatting casually for a few words, Mrs. Zhang saw that Zhang Bairen was a little out of control, and smiled apologetically at Chang'e, while twisting the soft flesh around Zhang Bairen's waist with her hands. The hair of the jade rabbit pretended not to see Zhang Bairen's distorted face in pain.

Jade Rabbit looked interesting, thankfully he didn't start the live broadcast, otherwise the face of the Jade Emperor would have been thrown to another world.

"Father, mother..." Seven beautiful girls ran up first, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple, each wearing a color of flowers on their heads, and the seven colors gathered together.

"It's also fortunate that you didn't marry them off, otherwise the son-in-law would never have been able to follow her to heaven." Chang'e looked at the oldest, who was about 19 years old, and still had a girl's hairstyle. She was unmarried, and she could already be called an old girl at this time.

"Oh, I don't know why, every time I want to get engaged to the children, all kinds of accidents will happen." Mrs. Zhang felt helpless.

That's because your daughter is a rainbow appointed by heaven.Chang'e lowered her head and did not speak.

And because the appearance will remain unchanged after becoming a fairy, in order to look good and tidy, the Queen Mother's twins and triplets are all fraternal eggs, so that people will not be confused. It's frustrating.

Was he too stupid to have been calculated by the Dao of Heaven?It's obviously the way of heaven taking advantage of people's danger, it's definitely not that she is stupid.

Thunder suddenly sounded in the cloudless sky, and Chang'e looked at the beauties, neither sad nor happy.

"Come on, children, let me introduce to you, this is Fairy Chang'e, the lunar star. These are my seven daughters. Their names are the colors of the flowers on their heads. They are 19 years old, 19 years old, and 17 years old. , 17, 17, 16, 16."

The queen mother is in good health.

Chang'e sneered in her heart, but she was very calm on the face.