The welfare life of reincarnated NPC is wrong

"Ah! So slime is such a cute thing? If I knew it, I would have come here earlier! I really have no resistance to fluffy things! I don't know if I can take one back to raise, I really want to see it every day." Hold it in your arms and keep kneading it!" As soon as the woman who claimed to be a mage entered the yard, she held a slime in her arms and kept on kneading it, making the slime go crazy. It's about to turn black.And because the color is different from other slimes, she held it tighter. The other slimes were afraid that they would become like that too, so they scattered and ran in all directions, trying their best to turn themselves green and cling to the grass.

This mage was similar to what he knew, from head to toe he was covered in holy snow white, his hat, gown and boots were all the same color, and even his hair was a little silvery white.The facial features are also not to be picked, it is the kind of cute appearance with rosy white, which fits the character shape of this worldview, at least it conforms to the image that the world should have in his eyes.The teammates who came with her are the same. There is a swordsman in silver-gray armor, an archer in blue-brown clothes, and a nanny character in red clothes. They are the most standard equipment in modern games. The novice adventurer combination.

"Boss, can you sell this to me? You can set the price whatever you want, and you can also talk about food and drink. I will definitely take good care of it." As I said before, there are many people who fancy slime, There are not a few people who want to raise it, but most of them will withdraw the idea of ​​raising one when they hear that there are so many things to prepare.But I didn't give up directly, and used a compromise method to solve this problem, that is, to pay some money to help raise one of them.In this way, you don't have to worry about raising it, and you can have your own slime. When you come over next time, you can just circle a place and enjoy the healing brought by the plush.

This person doesn't know whether he has forgotten what he said before, or he is stuck in the feeling of being unable to extricate himself. In this case, he directly said that he wanted to raise one. Did he feel that he really had a way to solve the problem of raising one?But even if she really wanted to raise slimes, she couldn't help it. His family only raised slimes in the whole village, and there were a lot of people who chose to sponsor slimes. Now nearly [-]% of the people running in the yard are managed by someone.He wanted to find a few unattended ones, so he had to drive them to a corner of the yard three days in advance, and then circled half of the site for backup. He checked the signs hanging around his neck one by one to confirm that one was carried into the circled site and one by one. .

The reason why I didn’t say [-]% sure is because new slimes appear every day. After feeding them water and food every day, they roll away slowly for a while, and a few flowers will probabilistically grow on the spot. Grass with white buds.That may not be called a flower bud, it is about the same as the cotton planted here when it is about to burst, but the bottom stem is so short that it is almost invisible, and there is a small white ball of fluff on the top, and it is about the same size as the others in an instant.

For example, there were several growing in the yard this morning. Before he had time to count the specific number, he rushed to attend the routine meeting every morning, and when he came out, he happened to meet them who had agreed to come.Take them around the village first, and then take them to the restaurant in the village for dinner. Hearing that they want to experience taking care of slimes, go back to get the bucket while they are eating, and then take them to the yard to teach them how to clean.In just such a long time, the number of people in the yard was more than a little more than what he saw early in the morning. They were so densely packed that it was impossible to tell who was who.

Indeed, it seems that finding someone without a name is actually just a matter of time. No matter how you calculate it, there is a [-]% probability. indivual.Based on the minimum probability of five to ten new students per day, even if he didn't keep a sign with his name on it, it would take at least the next year or two to hang up all of them.Not to mention that he has to keep a few for himself, as a celebration gift for the newborn children in the village, as well as those who help the village with work, are responsible for decomposing the herbs, and can help take care of other slimes when he helps those who come to the village to lead the way. Hum wait.

So he rejected her in a live broadcast. Frankly speaking, the reality on his side was not that he wanted to reject her and not allow her to take away the slime he raised, but that there were many people queuing up before her.There are also objective reasons for the rejection, but there are indeed reasons for it. Other places may not be able to raise the slimes here. It is hard to guarantee that the slimes will change after she picks one up and brings them back.It's okay to change the size and color, but if the attributes of the fluffy fluff change, it will be meaningless even if you take them back. After all, she is clamoring for one because of this attribute.

He used to be a person who didn't like to hide things, and now that he was reincarnated as a monster, he didn't like to hide things even more, so he said all the reasons, and felt that he had made it very clear.But this person didn't seem to listen to him at all, so he refused to say that nothing here could be taken away, and she immediately started crying and making a fuss.I said before that she is actually not bad looking. This crying is equivalent to showing her advantages completely. Pea-sized tears slid down her tender face. If it wasn't him who was treated like this, she would have softened her heart in all likelihood. No matter what, I agreed immediately no matter what.

But how should I put it, maybe it was because he was the one being treated, even if he could be called his favorite type from his previous point of view, he still didn't have the slightest desire to agree.Not only did he have no intention of agreeing, but he even felt that the sorcerer in front of him was a bit disgusting. Although he didn't want the other party to disappear immediately, he didn't want to continue talking to her.But he couldn't do that, because there was an order from the Demon King to "live in harmony with everything" and a request from the village chief to "work hard to make money for the development of the village". All he could do was patiently explain to the other party that he couldn't do it.

In fact, he had already thought about it when he said it. If the mage still doesn't listen, after the new slime is released tomorrow, give her a priority. To ask for a slime, I simply want to touch something that feels like this.If that's the case, he wouldn't give her the chance to sponsor her. As a monster, he only consumes what is necessary for survival, and he won't sacrifice monsters lower than his level just to make himself happy, or it can't be said to be a sacrifice at all. It is to unilaterally deprive other monsters of their lives. They can't do such a thing, and they won't let others do it.

"I don't care! I want this slime! If you don't agree with me taking it away, I'll take it away in the middle of the night while you're not paying attention! I really don't understand your monsters, it's obviously not a big deal, why don't you Will you let me take it away? I’m not saying to take your things for nothing, I’ll give you as much as you drive, why don’t you know how to change it? Isn’t it just a slime, since new ones appear every day, I’ll buy one It doesn't matter if it's two, I really don't understand what you think."

If it was before, he would probably have the same idea, but now he has become a monster, not to mention that he can fully understand the monster's idea, anyway, he still has it.Whether it is low-level or high-level, everyone thinks about the same thing, a very simple and difficult thing: how to make yourself live as long as possible.From a human point of view, there should be similar thoughts, but compared to monsters, it is really nothing to mention, because they have been thinking about this question since they were born, and they have been looking for the answer to this question all their lives, and they have no spare time to think about other things. matter.

Why do you have to think about this? Didn't it mean that the Demon King has ordered to live in peace?The reason is the same as the world he used to live in. Most people will choose to abide by the rules formulated to limit certain things to ensure each other's interests, but there are also a small number of people who don't believe in this evil, and they have to follow their own logic no matter what.It’s not that the latter is definitely wrong, because sometimes the loopholes in the rules will indeed cause a lot of regrets, but more often this kind of deliberate contradictory behavior will make everything difficult to deal with, such as to prove that you are right. Yes, it becomes a situation where innocent people are hurt.

These monsters are restricted by the order of the devil, and cannot do anything that may harm other creatures, but people don't have to follow these rules, or they don't want to follow this rule, because many people rely on the trouble of finding monsters for a living.Taming monsters for performances, hunting monsters and selling skins and horns, there were really many people like this before the order of the devil king, and the monsters became extinct every few years.He dare not say whether the slime race will have the same fate, but if he agrees to do so today, maybe other people will ask for it next time. At that time, the reputation of the village may be lost first, and then the reputation of the village will be lost. It's just that there are fewer and fewer slimes.

"They have what they like, and they will be happy if they choose. If they are too tight, they will be uncomfortable. They have high requirements for food and drink, and they can't do it outside." Probably the most troublesome thing for monsters is communication, because they don't have this function. It takes more time to learn to speak than humans, from simple vocabulary to express oneself to sentences that can be understood, and it takes a year to speak at least.Looking at the entire village, there are only ten people who can do it now, and he is the tenth among them, and he is also the only devil who is regarded as a genius in the village, because he has never communicated with anyone, so he learned Such things as human language.

Thinking of this makes me feel a little uncomfortable. Anyway, I used to be a human being. It’s not surprising that I learned to know things by myself. But because the main body is not human, I was exaggerated by other demons. I really can’t be happy at all.But on the other hand, thanks to the blessing of him learning to speak, the attitude of the village is basically responsive to him. Entrusting him to be a tour guide and raising slimes like now is the biggest welfare work for him. son.

"That's none of my business! I just want slime! Unless you can prove that there is something in it that belongs to you alone, or that you will follow your instructions, then I will believe what you say It is true, otherwise, no matter what reason you make, I must and must take the slime away from you today. If you refuse to give it, I will go to the village head of your village to complain, and then find Take care of the demon ministers and generals on your side, tell them that you reject what humans say. At that time, in order to calm things down, they will still give me slimes, and even send me several for free, believe it or not!"