The welfare life of reincarnated NPC is wrong

Since accepting his NPC status, his daily life can only be described as boring, but in a certain way it cannot be called boring, because it is not much different from his own trajectory during his lifetime.In the past, he would get up before the sun came out, pack everything up within half an hour, put on a set of sportswear that was resistant to dirt, put on a decent suit, and then squeeze in an hour or two to work on the subway .Busy until [-] or [-] o'clock, plus a long time for entertainment, when I get home, it will be after midnight, and I will prepare some things for the next day, and lie on the bed to calm myself down slowly. I really fall asleep before dawn It's not that far away.

Now he sleeps until he wakes up naturally every day. After getting up, he runs to the village head, listens to his task arrangement for the day, and then runs home to start his day.Carry out a huge flag and plant it on the roof, move out a sign full of words and stand it at the door of the house, telling those who know what they don’t know or something else, their home can provide everything needed for training, including training weapons and armor venues, As well as the basic monsters used as opponents and so on.Of course, if you don't mind, it's okay to want more advanced things. Anyway, there are people in the village who are in charge of those, that's all.

This is what he needs to do when outsiders come into the village. If it is when no one comes here, it can also be called the thing he does most often. There is only one thing - take care of the animals raised in his yard. Fluffy slime.That's right, you read that right, the full name is Fluffy Slime, and this is by no means a mockery or hope, it's a name worthy of the name.If it is really hard to imagine, I will first make up the most basic blue and smooth standard slime, and then turn its appearance into a fluffy protagonist in a certain work. The color is the kind that changes with the mood at will.

If your mind can successfully draw it, congratulations on unlocking the slime image in this world, or the slime that only belongs to their village.Perhaps it would be more appropriate to say this, because many people came here just to see this type of slime with their own eyes.Well, he admits that it is also the first time he has seen it. In the animated games he has seen before, it is all said to be a blue smooth water-based solidified body/Who would have thought that it would be such a plush when it was his turn to have the opportunity to meet? The shape of the velvet, or a little touch will instantly make your girl's heart burst.

It’s also great that it changes with your mood. Rolling on the lawn in the sun will turn blue, and it will turn black when it rains and muddy ground. It will turn pink when someone hugs or hears praise. Practice loses. It will turn almost transparent white when it is dead or its companion is dead.Strictly speaking, he hasn't seen the white one. He just heard that there is such a color. He doesn't know whether they will become that color. At least none of the ones raised in the yard have ever become over that color.

Speaking of this, he has to mention the one that goes out every morning.He really couldn't figure out why there were people who didn't like plans, didn't like to respect other people's plans, and even sabotaged other people's plans?Outsiders will usually be notified in advance when they come to their side. Even if they make a temporary decision to come, news will come from the last place where those people stayed.On the one hand, it is naturally to continue the meaning of the demon king, to ensure that they can be at home; on the other hand, it is also the friendship between the demons. As the saying goes, if everyone makes money together, only then can they ensure that the next time the other party makes money, so can they. thus benefit.

Since it is news that will definitely reach here, it is not the first time for everyone to receive it. In fact, many things only need to be said once, and everyone knows what they should do. No matter how much you say, it will just be repeated.In this situation, holding meetings every day is meaningless except wasting time, especially when all the people arrive and only say "nothing", then let them go back to work as usual, it is really angry and crawling.This is different from the place where he worked in the past, where he shouted and held meetings when there was nothing to do. The difference is probably that people hold meetings, or similar ingredients. The more I think about it, the more I feel inexplicable.

Many times he even felt that facing slimes was much better than meeting with the village chief. At least the fluffy ones were healing enough, and the happy and unhappy ones were put on the surface, so he knew their moods without using his brain.The horns on the head of the demons in the village prove that they are not human, and they are no different from his former colleagues. In short, it is trouble after trouble.That's why he doesn't like dealing with people. He likes to go to pet cafes when he has nothing to do, pet dogs, cats, guinea pigs, and alpacas. Fluffy things are king in this world, because their existence is a hundred times more beautiful.

Cough cough, let's get down to business, although he complains about such and such things, but as long as he can take care of Fluffy for a day, that day is not too difficult.What is this called?As many hurtful things appear in life, there must be as many healing things, and such things as gains and losses can always maintain the principle of conservation.He is probably in this situation now, he is tossed by inexplicable and endless meetings, and at the same time he is healed by his favorite fluffy, it is true that love and hate are torturing himself at the same time, he is still happy with the sweet pain, For now, that's true.

No, no, I was talking about daily life earlier, so I shouldn’t be talking about these things. Before no one comes over, let’s briefly talk about how he usually raises slimes.Don't underestimate this matter, because slimes are different from what you know before. Raising them is not just waiting. You have to prepare food and drink for them, and clean the resting place for them.And these two points are not easy to do. They must drink spring water from a mountain near the village, and they only drink the kind before the sun shines every morning. What they eat is the grass that grows next to the mountain spring water. Don't even touch the tenderest ones.

It sounds different from what he said about sleeping until you wake up naturally, right?But if you set a fixed time for getting up and doing those things, and develop a habitual biological clock every day, then you will wake up naturally at that point, that is, you will become your own sleep until you wake up naturally.He hasn't fully figured out the timeline here yet, but it feels a bit similar to the place where he lived before, and the unit is basically based on hours.When the sun emerges from the horizontal line, it is called the beginning, when it reaches the halfway up the mountain, it is called the beginning, when it moves to the top of the mountain, it is called Yan, when it reaches the other side halfway up the mountain, it is called the end, and when it falls completely, it is called the end. equally divided.

Let’s not talk about the situation of this time division. Personally, he likes the idea of ​​working at sunrise and resting at sunset. It may also be that this kind of life is fixed, and he doesn’t have to worry about things like overtime and overwork. It used to be relatively easy.I can't help but think of that time, when I finally had a day or two of rest and was forcibly taken to work, it happened almost every week.In terms of the number of times, there must be only so much. It is not easy for him to take a day off a week. It takes half a year to more than a year to take two days off. And often this kind of rest is connected with the next round of long work .

The topic has gone a little further, let's talk about helping them clean.This is easier than feeding them. Take the water from the nearby river near the village and sprinkle it into the yard where they are raised every day when it is hot. Those slimes will roll on the water and then roll the water all over the yard.It doesn't matter whether anyone believes it or not, they really don't have any excrement, they are really monsters that only eat and don't pull, or they may excrete things that he can't see, such as air, water, and the grass in the yard.

If this is not the case, there is no way to explain why the watery grass grows where they roll over. I heard from the owner of the village pharmacy that this seems to be an essential ingredient of some kind of potion. That kind of medicine is also very expensive in the city.Some people came here under the guise of sightseeing, and their real purpose seems to be for this. They can't get the medicine, and they can't raise slimes that can decompose grass, so they can only hide it from other people's eyes and ears. Try to find a way to get some back, sell it for money or use it for yourself, as long as you can benefit from it.

Why didn't we focus on the reception job?Well, this is another very painful thing. When someone goes to the village to play, he is actually the most idle person in the village, and his daily task is to lead the way.Take those who want to drink mountain spring water to the place where slimes are looking for water, and use special bottles to fill each of them with a pot and take them away; if you want to try wild fruits or game in the mountains, take them deeper into the mountains position, let them try the feeling of hunting.The latter type is usually followed by female demons. It is not too much to say that they are moving around, but the main purpose is to make a little money by helping out.

There are also some people who don't follow the routine and directly say that they want to experience taking care of monsters. At this time, it depends on the other party's thoughts.If it's the most basic kind, of course it's the slime he took care of. Take them to the yard to try cleaning, and then arrange a close contact.If he wants to try to take care of other monsters, he has to go to other places to say hello, and then take them there to live for two days. As for how to raise them, he won't ask, after all, it's how everyone makes a living.

There is another kind of person that he can't explain clearly. When they come, they find a family to live in. They never go out to show their faces during the day. At night, they always go out quietly by themselves, or they pull the devil from the house where they live. Two people Let's run outside together.After three to five days or half a month like this, that person will pack up his things and leave their place overnight, as if he has done something bad and doesn't want others to find out.To say that bad things are indeed bad things, during that time, someone always lacked something, such as weapons and armors that were still in the experimental period, or potions that were not sure what they were used for. unimportant stuff.

He also lost some things here. Anyone who changed it would think that slimes were missing, or the grass growing in the yard, but in fact, all the missing things were bottles and cans, which were used to hold mountain spring water and potions. .I thought I wanted to hold those things, except for the demons, no one could hold them, just like those utensils without a bottom, everything would be gone straight away.Of course, they have mentioned this point, because they are afraid that the people who come will use the wrong things and get them on their bodies when they eat and drink.So the village still doesn't understand why those people took those things. Is it just for fun or for other purposes?