I'm a god in the infinite game
Chapter 285
Amidst the cheers, Alex, who was so drunk that he couldn't tell the difference between the south, the north, and the north, picked up Guy and was surrounded by a new house that had been temporarily arranged in the tavern.
This group of people took great care to arrange a room for Bai Liu and the others. Although it looked simple, it still looked like that.
Spade was about to bend down and imitate Alex's movements to carry Bai Liu into the new house, but Bai Liu calmly stopped her.
Bai Liu raised her eyes and glanced at Tang Erda, who had been motionless for a long time among the human race, like a wood carving.
The expression on Tang Er's face was blank. He stared slowly at Spades and the veil on his head for a while, then at Bai Liu with a natural expression, and finally slowly lowered his head to look at the wine bottle in his hand , Turn it over to confirm the degree, to confirm that I am not hallucinating from drinking too much.
Tang Erda muttered to himself in a trance: "Could it be that there are monsters here? I was alienated and my mental value dropped..."
Bai Liu calmly suppressed Spade's attempt to lift him up again: "No need."
Spades looked up: "?"
"Alex hugged Guy." He wondered from the bottom of his heart, "Can't I carry you in?"
Bai Liu said: "—we don't need it."
Spade asked, "Why?"
Bai Liu only thought for a few seconds, and then started talking nonsense without changing her face: "—Alex hugs Guy, it's the one who doesn't wear the wedding dress and the one who wears the wedding dress, not you hug me."
Spade gave a sudden oh, and then naturally opened his arms and looked straight at Bai Liu, as if he was ready to wait for Bai Liu to be carried into the new house.
Bai Liu glanced at Spades, which was a head taller than him, from top to bottom, and looked away casually: "—but you look too heavy, I can't hold you, so forget it."
Spade was silent for a while, he slowly put down the back of his hand and put it behind his back, oh, he didn't move in front of Bai Liu, still staring at him fixedly.
Bai Liu raised her eyes and raised her eyebrows, showing a questioning expression of what else do you want.
"I'm not very heavy either." Spade defended solemnly, "81.4kg, only 160 three catties, you should try it."
After finishing speaking, he opened his arms again, his face was calm, and his eyes were fixed on Bai Liu, giving people a sense of urging [you quickly pick me up and enter the new house].
Bai Liu: "..."
Bai Liu retorted calmly: "—I really can't lift it up."
"But we're married, you should carry me in." Spades glanced at the door of the room where Alex carried Guy into his arms, and then turned his gaze flatly to Bai Liu's face, "Alex You can hold a 170-pound Guy in if you're drunk."
Spade looked down at Bai Liu, and calmly explained the facts: "I am eleven catties lighter than Guy."
Bai Liu: "..."
Inexplicably, he sensed a sense of condemnation from Spade's words.
Bai Liu is rational and knows that he can't hold Spade when he is drunk, but he has learned how stubborn and serious Spade is when he is drunk - this person will not give in until he gets a reasonable answer.
"I really can't hold you." Bai Liu looked at Spade with a smile, "But a certain tool in my system panel has the ability to transport you. I can use this tool to carry you in. Can you accept it?"
After thinking for a while, Spades nodded.
He could accept Bai Liu's use of game props to carry him in, such as floating mats used to reduce weight.
1 minute later.
Tang Erda's facial expression was completely stagnant. He paused stiffly, like a Haidilao food delivery robot who had lost his brain consciousness, his arms stretched out stiffly, his eyes stared blankly ahead, and he didn't look down at the person in his arms at all. The "goods" being transported.
"Cargo" has an expressionless face, a straight body, and his hands are neatly stuck to the seams of his trousers, lying flat on Tang Erda's straight arms like a frozen corpse.
Because Tang Erda didn't support or hug Spade at all, if Spade didn't straighten his body, he would roll down.
But even if Spade straightened his body, the slight bumps produced by Tang Er's movement would cause the expressionless Spade on his arm to roll left and right.
Fortunately, it didn't roll off.
And Bai Liu walked beside him calmly, guiding the "vegetable delivery robot" to the door of the new house.
Next to him was a group of soldiers with staring eyes and dull expressions. They watched Tang Erda carrying the white willow to the door of the new house in dumbfounded.
It wasn't until the door of the new house was closed, and the strange three people disappeared at the door, that these soldiers looked back in a daze.
A soldier swallowed a mouthful of saliva and exclaimed: "God, what is this doing?"
"I know!" A soldier raised his hands excitedly to answer, "This is an ancient oriental wedding custom!"
A group of soldiers looked over curiously for a moment.
The soldier rubbed his hands and laughed drunkenly: "I heard that the ancient oriental emperors asked some of their subordinate men to help transport their wives to the bed."
"It seems to be like this. Let the subordinate use something to tie his wife upright, and then let the subordinate carefully send it into the room." The soldier felt as if he was talking about something extremely curious, and approached these The soldier mysteriously lowered his voice, "In order to ensure the chastity of the transported wives, these subordinates are usually castrated!"
The soldiers let out a long, shocked, and extremely gossip: "Oh!!"
One soldier seemed extremely disbelieving at such a cruel custom, he shook his head and exclaimed, "So that tall recruit—?!"
The soldier who said the custom nodded sadly: "Probably so."
Everyone let out a long sigh.
The soldier changed the subject and said, "But you don't have to sympathize with him too much. Generally speaking, such castration is voluntary."
"Voluntary?!" Everyone's pupils were shocked, "He is so tall and handsome, he would be willing to do such a thing to himself!"
"An ancient Dongfeng civilization custom." The soldier shook his head to show off his knowledge, "It is said that this is to show his loyalty and better serve his king!"
"That little man must have royal blood!" The soldier made a final decision.
Everyone let out another long oh.
Bai Liu, who didn't know that she already had royal blood, sat by the bed, glanced at the "Favorite Concubine" Spade lying flat on the bed, and Tang Erda who stood beside the bed as if he had frozen.
"I, I'm leaving first." Tang Erda said these words with difficulty, not daring to look at the spades on the bed and the white willow beside the bed, and almost fled from the back door of the room.
He still doesn't know that he has been "castrated" outside.
Spades lying on the bed looked at Bai Liu quietly with a faint gaze.
Bai Liu turned her back to Spade, with a faint smile in her voice: "I showed you that Tang Erda is indeed in my system panel, it is my tool, I did not deceive you."
Spade turned over, buried her face in the pillow, and let out a muffled oh.
But soon, Spade's mood seemed to calm down, he looked sideways at Bai Liu, who was sitting by the bed, unbuttoning his cuffs, taking off his coat, his eyes began to be full of inquiry: "What else are we going to do tonight? "
"You don't need to do anything." Bai Liu said
Bai Liu took off his coat and unbuttoned his shirt.
He didn't shy away from Spade's gaze, changed his clothes generously, then lifted the quilt and lay down, and said goodnight to Spade with a light smile.
Bai Liu reached out and turned off the desk lamp, everything was pitch black, and soon his breathing became even.
Spades lying beside him looked confused—his intuition told him that the marriage process had not yet been completed.
But he didn't know what to do next, as if the two of them were lying on the bed, unable to do anything other than sleep...
Spade turned around a few times, and finally whispered good night to Bai Liu, and closed her eyes.
Bai Liu, who pretended to be asleep, quietly raised the corners of her mouth.
When Bai Liu was young, he wanted to avoid some of Scheta's problems, or did something that he didn't want Scheta to know, but when Scheta found out, he pretended to be asleep.
No matter what the situation, Scheta would not disturb his sleep.
It seems that this good habit has been left to the present.
But the corners of Bai Liu's mouth hooked halfway and then froze - there was a strange sound and intertwined panting of two people from another new house separated from them by a wall.
Bai Liu: "..."
Are the rooms in this tavern so poorly soundproofed?
Spade opened his eyes. Instead of quarreling Bai Liu who was still pretending to be asleep, he knelt on one knee at the head of the bed with little movement, turned his head to the side and focused his ears on the wall—he Be sure to know what the next procedure of marriage is.
Bai Liu: "..."
He also opened his eyes, with his eyelids slightly opened, silently watching Spade's side face in the darkness.
The voices of Guy and Alex are too entangled. Ordinary people may not be able to hear what these two people are slurring while kissing. The acuity is high, so they can hear clearly.
"Oh God! Guy, Guy you're so...!"
Guy's laughing voice came over: "Alex, um, take it easy - condoms, I put condoms next to the bed... Hey, good boy, even if it's the wedding night, you have to Wear it."
Spade's movements stopped for a second or two, then he turned around and was about to open the bedside table, Bai Liu had to get up to stop him.
Bai Liu turned on the desk lamp, raised her eyes and asked calmly, "What are you doing if you don't sleep?"
Spade looked at him: "I'm looking for a condom by the bedside."
Bai Liu paused for a moment: "What are you looking for?"
The voice from the opposite wall suddenly became high-pitched: "My God! Guy—you're mouthing me—God!"
"Use it to wear it." Spade immediately understood how to use this thing, he stared straight at Bai Liu's lips, "Do you want to use your mouth to help—"
Bai Liu retorted calmly: "Impossible."
Spade looked at Bai Liu: "Why is it impossible?"
Bai Liu took a deep breath and let it out slowly.
He realized Spades couldn't have been fooled so easily again.
Bai Liu turned his eyes away, his neck turned red almost to the naked eye, and the fingers hanging by his side twitched twice, almost convulsively: "—I can use other places to help you——"
"I don't want Tang Erda to help me wear it." Spade interrupted Bai Liu's words without hesitation. He stared at Bai Liu rightly, knelt down and leaned against the wall, and stuck Bai Liu's lip stickers Very close, very close: "I want you to come."
This group of people took great care to arrange a room for Bai Liu and the others. Although it looked simple, it still looked like that.
Spade was about to bend down and imitate Alex's movements to carry Bai Liu into the new house, but Bai Liu calmly stopped her.
Bai Liu raised her eyes and glanced at Tang Erda, who had been motionless for a long time among the human race, like a wood carving.
The expression on Tang Er's face was blank. He stared slowly at Spades and the veil on his head for a while, then at Bai Liu with a natural expression, and finally slowly lowered his head to look at the wine bottle in his hand , Turn it over to confirm the degree, to confirm that I am not hallucinating from drinking too much.
Tang Erda muttered to himself in a trance: "Could it be that there are monsters here? I was alienated and my mental value dropped..."
Bai Liu calmly suppressed Spade's attempt to lift him up again: "No need."
Spades looked up: "?"
"Alex hugged Guy." He wondered from the bottom of his heart, "Can't I carry you in?"
Bai Liu said: "—we don't need it."
Spade asked, "Why?"
Bai Liu only thought for a few seconds, and then started talking nonsense without changing her face: "—Alex hugs Guy, it's the one who doesn't wear the wedding dress and the one who wears the wedding dress, not you hug me."
Spade gave a sudden oh, and then naturally opened his arms and looked straight at Bai Liu, as if he was ready to wait for Bai Liu to be carried into the new house.
Bai Liu glanced at Spades, which was a head taller than him, from top to bottom, and looked away casually: "—but you look too heavy, I can't hold you, so forget it."
Spade was silent for a while, he slowly put down the back of his hand and put it behind his back, oh, he didn't move in front of Bai Liu, still staring at him fixedly.
Bai Liu raised her eyes and raised her eyebrows, showing a questioning expression of what else do you want.
"I'm not very heavy either." Spade defended solemnly, "81.4kg, only 160 three catties, you should try it."
After finishing speaking, he opened his arms again, his face was calm, and his eyes were fixed on Bai Liu, giving people a sense of urging [you quickly pick me up and enter the new house].
Bai Liu: "..."
Bai Liu retorted calmly: "—I really can't lift it up."
"But we're married, you should carry me in." Spades glanced at the door of the room where Alex carried Guy into his arms, and then turned his gaze flatly to Bai Liu's face, "Alex You can hold a 170-pound Guy in if you're drunk."
Spade looked down at Bai Liu, and calmly explained the facts: "I am eleven catties lighter than Guy."
Bai Liu: "..."
Inexplicably, he sensed a sense of condemnation from Spade's words.
Bai Liu is rational and knows that he can't hold Spade when he is drunk, but he has learned how stubborn and serious Spade is when he is drunk - this person will not give in until he gets a reasonable answer.
"I really can't hold you." Bai Liu looked at Spade with a smile, "But a certain tool in my system panel has the ability to transport you. I can use this tool to carry you in. Can you accept it?"
After thinking for a while, Spades nodded.
He could accept Bai Liu's use of game props to carry him in, such as floating mats used to reduce weight.
1 minute later.
Tang Erda's facial expression was completely stagnant. He paused stiffly, like a Haidilao food delivery robot who had lost his brain consciousness, his arms stretched out stiffly, his eyes stared blankly ahead, and he didn't look down at the person in his arms at all. The "goods" being transported.
"Cargo" has an expressionless face, a straight body, and his hands are neatly stuck to the seams of his trousers, lying flat on Tang Erda's straight arms like a frozen corpse.
Because Tang Erda didn't support or hug Spade at all, if Spade didn't straighten his body, he would roll down.
But even if Spade straightened his body, the slight bumps produced by Tang Er's movement would cause the expressionless Spade on his arm to roll left and right.
Fortunately, it didn't roll off.
And Bai Liu walked beside him calmly, guiding the "vegetable delivery robot" to the door of the new house.
Next to him was a group of soldiers with staring eyes and dull expressions. They watched Tang Erda carrying the white willow to the door of the new house in dumbfounded.
It wasn't until the door of the new house was closed, and the strange three people disappeared at the door, that these soldiers looked back in a daze.
A soldier swallowed a mouthful of saliva and exclaimed: "God, what is this doing?"
"I know!" A soldier raised his hands excitedly to answer, "This is an ancient oriental wedding custom!"
A group of soldiers looked over curiously for a moment.
The soldier rubbed his hands and laughed drunkenly: "I heard that the ancient oriental emperors asked some of their subordinate men to help transport their wives to the bed."
"It seems to be like this. Let the subordinate use something to tie his wife upright, and then let the subordinate carefully send it into the room." The soldier felt as if he was talking about something extremely curious, and approached these The soldier mysteriously lowered his voice, "In order to ensure the chastity of the transported wives, these subordinates are usually castrated!"
The soldiers let out a long, shocked, and extremely gossip: "Oh!!"
One soldier seemed extremely disbelieving at such a cruel custom, he shook his head and exclaimed, "So that tall recruit—?!"
The soldier who said the custom nodded sadly: "Probably so."
Everyone let out a long sigh.
The soldier changed the subject and said, "But you don't have to sympathize with him too much. Generally speaking, such castration is voluntary."
"Voluntary?!" Everyone's pupils were shocked, "He is so tall and handsome, he would be willing to do such a thing to himself!"
"An ancient Dongfeng civilization custom." The soldier shook his head to show off his knowledge, "It is said that this is to show his loyalty and better serve his king!"
"That little man must have royal blood!" The soldier made a final decision.
Everyone let out another long oh.
Bai Liu, who didn't know that she already had royal blood, sat by the bed, glanced at the "Favorite Concubine" Spade lying flat on the bed, and Tang Erda who stood beside the bed as if he had frozen.
"I, I'm leaving first." Tang Erda said these words with difficulty, not daring to look at the spades on the bed and the white willow beside the bed, and almost fled from the back door of the room.
He still doesn't know that he has been "castrated" outside.
Spades lying on the bed looked at Bai Liu quietly with a faint gaze.
Bai Liu turned her back to Spade, with a faint smile in her voice: "I showed you that Tang Erda is indeed in my system panel, it is my tool, I did not deceive you."
Spade turned over, buried her face in the pillow, and let out a muffled oh.
But soon, Spade's mood seemed to calm down, he looked sideways at Bai Liu, who was sitting by the bed, unbuttoning his cuffs, taking off his coat, his eyes began to be full of inquiry: "What else are we going to do tonight? "
"You don't need to do anything." Bai Liu said
Bai Liu took off his coat and unbuttoned his shirt.
He didn't shy away from Spade's gaze, changed his clothes generously, then lifted the quilt and lay down, and said goodnight to Spade with a light smile.
Bai Liu reached out and turned off the desk lamp, everything was pitch black, and soon his breathing became even.
Spades lying beside him looked confused—his intuition told him that the marriage process had not yet been completed.
But he didn't know what to do next, as if the two of them were lying on the bed, unable to do anything other than sleep...
Spade turned around a few times, and finally whispered good night to Bai Liu, and closed her eyes.
Bai Liu, who pretended to be asleep, quietly raised the corners of her mouth.
When Bai Liu was young, he wanted to avoid some of Scheta's problems, or did something that he didn't want Scheta to know, but when Scheta found out, he pretended to be asleep.
No matter what the situation, Scheta would not disturb his sleep.
It seems that this good habit has been left to the present.
But the corners of Bai Liu's mouth hooked halfway and then froze - there was a strange sound and intertwined panting of two people from another new house separated from them by a wall.
Bai Liu: "..."
Are the rooms in this tavern so poorly soundproofed?
Spade opened his eyes. Instead of quarreling Bai Liu who was still pretending to be asleep, he knelt on one knee at the head of the bed with little movement, turned his head to the side and focused his ears on the wall—he Be sure to know what the next procedure of marriage is.
Bai Liu: "..."
He also opened his eyes, with his eyelids slightly opened, silently watching Spade's side face in the darkness.
The voices of Guy and Alex are too entangled. Ordinary people may not be able to hear what these two people are slurring while kissing. The acuity is high, so they can hear clearly.
"Oh God! Guy, Guy you're so...!"
Guy's laughing voice came over: "Alex, um, take it easy - condoms, I put condoms next to the bed... Hey, good boy, even if it's the wedding night, you have to Wear it."
Spade's movements stopped for a second or two, then he turned around and was about to open the bedside table, Bai Liu had to get up to stop him.
Bai Liu turned on the desk lamp, raised her eyes and asked calmly, "What are you doing if you don't sleep?"
Spade looked at him: "I'm looking for a condom by the bedside."
Bai Liu paused for a moment: "What are you looking for?"
The voice from the opposite wall suddenly became high-pitched: "My God! Guy—you're mouthing me—God!"
"Use it to wear it." Spade immediately understood how to use this thing, he stared straight at Bai Liu's lips, "Do you want to use your mouth to help—"
Bai Liu retorted calmly: "Impossible."
Spade looked at Bai Liu: "Why is it impossible?"
Bai Liu took a deep breath and let it out slowly.
He realized Spades couldn't have been fooled so easily again.
Bai Liu turned his eyes away, his neck turned red almost to the naked eye, and the fingers hanging by his side twitched twice, almost convulsively: "—I can use other places to help you——"
"I don't want Tang Erda to help me wear it." Spade interrupted Bai Liu's words without hesitation. He stared at Bai Liu rightly, knelt down and leaned against the wall, and stuck Bai Liu's lip stickers Very close, very close: "I want you to come."
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