Record of Cultivation of Deflated Demons

This is not Porcelain. "

Jane turned on her phone.Ding Jingyi used Zuo Heng's fingerprint to unlock it, opened the recent call, Zuo Heng's note name is very characteristic: X letter collection dog, X installment collection dog, borrow X collection dog...

After reading a series of call records, Ding Jingyi also understood: Pao Wang picked up his sister's money all from small online loans to make up for things!

The little fox barked again.Ding Jingyi hurriedly dialed a call collector, and when he got to Zuo Heng's father's cell phone number, he called.

The person who answered the phone was a stern middle-aged man's voice: "Hello, who is it?"

"Hello, I'm a temporary worker at the fruit shop at Gate J. There's something wrong with Zuo Heng. We'll send him to the hospital."

"Understood, how do you know my mobile phone number?"

"Well, I got it from the risk control staff of the loan company."

Ding Jingyi explained, hung up the phone, borrowed usurious loans behind her parents' back, and would beat her up when she returned home.Ah Zhen's mobile phone is also full of little foxes.

Ding Jingyi switched back to the car-hailing software, but there was still no car after 5 minutes.It was almost lunch time, and there was no one eating in the surrounding shops, and even the waiters disappeared.

He seemed to be in the momentary silence of an absolutely bustling city, and this silence is the eternity of certain moments.

Peng Yuan also arrived: "I asked for leave, and no one paid attention to their class...how is it?"

There is no car at 120, no taxi can be called, and there is no one around.The nearest hospital is seven stations away, and Ding Jingyi's current magic power is not enough to activate the demon form.The little fox cried all over the place, and Zuo Heng, who was humming, was swollen like an inflatable mascot.

Ding Jingyi slapped his hands: "Okay! Immortals can't be saved! Wait for death!"

Standard devil speaks!Zuo Heng rolled his eyes and lost his breath. The little fox curled up into a ball, his whole body twitching.Peng Yuan squatted down, stretched out his hand to the fox, and drew it back.

Peng Yuan looked at Ding Jingyi, although the most important thing in life is to give up, but he still saw a little anxiety from the smirk on his beautiful face.

Peng Yuan thought for a moment, then suddenly asked: "Jingyi, is there any magic that can directly reach the hospital?"

"Yes, but it's not necessary..." Ding Jingyi folded his arms, "With my current energy level, using this magic requires mobilizing your "core". "

After the summoning, Peng Yuan obtained a demonic core that he had no sense of, and it is useless so far. Like the appendix, it was born just to be cut off.

"How would that be?"

"If you use the core magic power, you will feel a sharp pain, probably the pain of appendicitis."

Peng Yuan froze for a moment: "How long?"

"A few seconds."

Peng Yuan held Ding Jingyi's hand: "Come on."

Ding Jingyi's expression became complicated: "There is such a saying in your culture, "How can you repay virtue with virtue?" For someone who has hurt your reputation, is it really worth it? "

Peng Yuan tightened his fingers: "When he beat me, I let him beat me and gave you to him to beat me. This is repaying a grievance with virtue; when he was about to die, I saved him from death. When he recovered, I would give him another beating." To make up for what is owed is called direct repayment.”

"Okay, okay, don't teach me to be a man."

Ding Jingyi squatted beside Zuo Heng: "Zuo Pao Wang, look at the Mazda on the left, do you want to take it to the hospital?"

The little fox barked.

Ding Jingyi: "I didn't ask you, look at the little motorcycle on the right, is he fast? Is he happy to copy the path?" Zuo Heng had nothing to say.

"So at this time, does Zuo Pao Wang want to be an adult's choice, all of them? Unfortunately, there are none. "Glory" level magic eyes, "direction", open. "

Peng Yuan felt a pain in his stomach, probably feeling like he had eaten bad hot pot, but the pain was fleeting, and then a small cart flew out of the fruit shop.

Peng Yuan felt that his thoughts were being shared: "Is this okay?"

"The trolley is also a car, and the king of bubbles is also the king. The coffee ranks are equal. Didn't you operate like this before?"

"Fine……"

The two carried Zuo Heng to the car, and the little fox also jumped on it.Ding Jingyi opened the AutoNavi map and located the hospital: "Send you a ride, let's go!"

The trolley flew into the air and headed straight for the hospital.

Peng Yuan was lying on the sofa, flipping through the indiscriminate bombardment in the blond rights protection group.

"The king of Zuo Pao who is preparing for stomach lavage..." The speech was accompanied by a photo of a pig's head that was not recognizable as a human being.

"Post a Weibo to the top! Buy a trending search!"

"Post it in post bars and forums!"

Peng Yuan shook his head, put down his cell phone, Feng Shui took turns, and society took turns to die.

"Are you okay?" Ding Jingyi handed over a pineapple, which was a black-faced cat with an adorable naive look.

Peng Yuan took it: "The craftsmanship is good, I can't bear to eat it. Share a melon."

Ding Jingyi paused the make-up video, took the mobile phone handed over by Peng Yuan, and laughed out loud after scrolling through the screen: Someone in the blond rights protection group followed Zuo Heng to the hospital and took all his ugly photos.

Brother Bai also sent a message to Ding Jingyi earlier, and the case of the little fox has been solved.The little fox is Hu Xiaopi, a baby from a local fairy family. He got lost in Zuo Heng’s dormitory, and has been eating cat food there. He wanted to help Zuo Heng’s peach blossoms in return. , Instead, he embarked on the road of picking up girls with loans.

The purpose of picking up school is to pick up girls without spending money, so it's the opposite.

After listening to Ding Jingyi's fox information, Peng Yuan shook his head: "His dormitory has a Siamese cat on the left and a fox fairy on the right. He asks brothers to eat, and everyone responds to it. Why is it so lively?"

Ding Jingyi threw herself into Peng Yuan's arms: "Everyone has their own aspirations, I don't care about other people's business, just charge."

Peng Yuan put down the pineapple and touched it happily. Today's devil's horn also has a soft metal feel.

The previous power magic linkage seems to have opened up his demonic core. With Ding Jingyi's breathing, his core also produced a slight reaction, a feeling similar to the secretion of dopamine-pleasure.

"Jingyi, do you feel that your luck has improved?"

Ding Jingyi closed her eyes and meditated. She was still deflated, but except for the last key poking incident, which was forcibly flattened by Zuo Heng's family and local gods, the rest of the time was basically sprayed by nozzles, ink, and Peng Yuan. Through the double standard smoothly.

"It's not good..." Ding Jingyi concluded, "But..."

He really couldn't say "It's actually quite comfortable to be deflated by you".

Peng Yuan scratched the devil's horn: "If you're only living with me, isn't life passable?"

Ding Jingyi poked Peng Yuan's armpit: "Listen, people say no!"

"I like you."

Peng Yuan blurted out, but he shouted in his heart that it was terrible. He didn't make a confession plan when he was masturbating the devil, and suddenly told the truth.

Although the devil doesn't always care about the romantic atmosphere, but the person in front of him is also a nobleman, and he has seen many scenes.

Ding Jingyi muttered for a long time: "Oh...um..."

Peng Yuan is very sure that Ding Jingyi has lived for hundreds of years, and he has never seen anyone who would confess his love while masturbating the devil!

In this way, he was relieved instead.

"Then do you like me? Would you like to be my boyfriend!"

Peng Yuan asked.Although the words are simple, in the law of the devil's confession, this is a question that must be answered.

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"Like you as long as you live, and be your boyfriend as long as you live..." Ding Jingyi replied.

He said yes!

Peng Yuan held back the excitement in his heart, and touched Ding Jingyi's face: "You should think about it, people nowadays don't die at the age of three or fifty, I can live to one hundred and twenty."

Ding Jingyi snorted: "If I can live to the end of time if I keep going, 120 years to you is nothing."

Peng Yuan rubbed the tip of Ding Jingyi's nose: "Remember me at the end of time."

Peng Yuan only felt a faint sour smell on his fingers, and Ding Jingyi stretched his arms and sat up: "I started to think about the affairs after talking about it, are you still a person?"

Peng Yuan hugged Ding Jingyi: "So what if you don't behave like a human being, it's over if the big devil likes me."

"Stop talking nonsense and recharge!"

Peng Yuan rubbed down Ding Jingyi's neck, smelling the dry breath on his body that didn't match his soft appearance.

"I like the big devil, and the big devil likes me too. The happiness of the black-faced cat is so simple and unpretentious."

"That's enough, the tongue twister repeater..." Ding Jingyi poked Peng Yuan's armpit, "While I'm in a good mood, what do you want to ask? I see that your official account hasn't been updated for more than ten days, what do you know?" Don't ask!"

Peng Yuan opened his mouth, and threw the deflated list aside: "Then let's have a crossover..."

"Say!"

"It is said that Queen Feliaia came down to the earth from the constellation of Pisces. Has she seen the old ruler?"

The Great Old Ones are gods in the Cthulhu mythology, existing among the distant stars, they were found in a short time, difficult to communicate, and there are only stories that cannot be called documents.

Ding Jingyi stretched her waist: "My mother once tested Cthugya of Fomalhaut, and also summoned him through the church in ancient Rome. Cthugya is a destructive god who concentrates on setting fire and doesn't talk much.

And she needed a god who could rule the country, so she didn't cooperate.So you understand, the gods under Ellowyn's unique monarchy system, regardless of the old gods and new gods, are good gods who can benefit the people. "

Peng Yuan scratched his head, what's the matter with launching a breath of socialism from Cthulhu?

"You mean that the devil has been in contact with the old ruler? What about the most famous Mr. Cthuluk?"

Cthulhu is the old ruler who was sealed in the ancient underwater city of Ra'lai, and communicated with humans through dreams.

Ding Jingyi shook her head: "I can't get in touch. And that god seat has been reserved by the internal appointment."

Peng Yuan opened the notepad, and his intuition told him that there would be explosive news: "Can't get in touch?"

Ding Jingyi did not disappoint him: "My ethnic group does not dream.