Record of Cultivation of Deflated Demons

What about black tea and jasmine tea?You'll be fine if you don't eat it. "

Peng Yuan blurted out: "Who else will like you after eating me?"

After he finished speaking, he regretted it again. There was no scene in the plan where someone would confess his love after spraying it!

Ding Jingyi hummed and turned away.

Can't say four words, still want to confess?Dead again this time!

No, no, no, Peng Yuan hugged Ding Jingyi tightly, and if he couldn't speak, he couldn't let go!

"Drip - Alipay arrives in the account, 25 yuan."

After Ding Jingyi got her ID card and got her mobile phone number, bank card and family bucket, the first thing she did was to order a bundle of mahogany in a boutique.

Although he can already shop online, has a mobile phone number, payment software, and an address where he can receive the goods, the sense of security of a physical store is incomparable.

The printer creaked, and Sister Lily tore off the receipt: "Mr. Ding, how did you buy mahogany? You don't look like a traditional person at your age?"

After all, he is a demon who lived and died for 1000 years. Ding Jingyi thought carefully about what his "age" refers to, and then took out the selfie camera of his mobile phone to take a photo of himself, and finally confirmed the answer.

"Ah, let's make crafts for fun..." Ding Jingyi picked up the transparent bag in his hand, which was full of paint, airbrush and various solvents, all given by Brother Bai.

"The interest is quite special..." Sister Lili wrote the pick-up time on the receipt and handed it to Ding Jingyi, "Oh, by the way, is Teacher Ding free to help with the live broadcast?"

Ding Jingyi pinched the receipt: "Show what?"

Sister Lily pointed to the QR code: "Add me, I will discuss it with you later."

Ding Jingyi joined Sister Lili, turned around and turned into the fruit shop.Today is the last day he has agreed to do the day-end, to put a comma on the old life.

The weather is getting warmer, at least Ding Jingyi's sportswear doesn't look so obtrusive on the street.

Ding Jingyi was sitting in front of the fruit shop, happily peeling pineapples, thinking about when Peng Yuan would finish class and what to eat after class.If you can calculate like this every day, what more can you ask for.

When Ding Jingyi was in Ellowyn, there were so many projects that she didn't even have the chance to participate in social occasions.

In addition, he has the support of the emperor and two powerful construction teams of monsters and puppets. He does not need to rely on marriage to increase his power, so the marriage is basically in a state of delay.

Occasionally, there was an accident and the engagement was terminated.Intimacy is actually a rare thing for him.

He wanted to be with Peng Yuan, but some facts that he was escaping reminded him all the time: don't spread bad luck everywhere!

Ding Jingyi turned a knife and carved a bust of Peng Yuan out of pineapple. Peng Yuan pineapple was wearing a sweater, with a black face and a cat blind box on his head, smiling like Indiana Jones.

Ding Jingyi chuckled: "Ah Yuan, I'm going to buy you to eat today."

After carving the pineapple, Ding Jingyi conveniently inserted it into the shelf, and Peng Yuan's pineapple stood out among the crowd of candied haws.

"Damn it, sugar daddy?"

Familiar voice, familiar disaster, Ding Jingyi raised his head from the next pineapple, staring at the dumbfounded Zuo Heng.

Ding Jingyi was instantly pulled back to reality from his happy thoughts, and put on a smirk in a nonchalant way: "What's wrong with the illegitimate child."

Zuo Heng was still wearing a colorful fashion brand, the clothes were new, and he came here alone, it seemed that he was simply enjoying the pleasure of skipping classes.

"Sugar daddy, what are you doing, Nico's job?"

Ding Jingyi's complexion obviously has nothing to do with black people, he dismissed it: "Experience life, what's the matter?"

Zuo Heng hahaha for a long time: "I thought...why, peeling pineapple... Your clothes are fake?"

Ding Jingyi has heard much worse taunts than this, but he has suffered more people than Zuo Heng, so he can be shameless.

Not only can you be shameless, but you can also retort: ​​"Why didn't you bring a yellow hair today?"

A trace of embarrassment flashed across Zuo Heng's face, and then he regained his composure: "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, April, Friday and Saturday are changed every day. You have to rest on Sunday, don't you?"

It can be regarded as an increase in the rank of evil.Ding Jingyi sneered: "Don't, what's missing, make up for it. You didn't bring yellow hair today, so buy a pineapple to make up for it."

"Okay, it's a tip for Nico's sugar daddy."

Ding Jingyi smiled, his handsome face was full of mystery, seeing Zuo Heng staggering, pretending to be calm and walking towards the fruit shelf.

Zuo Heng's voice came from a distance: "This is damn marketing!"

If this happened to Peng Yuan, he would have a fight with Zuo Heng even if he threw away his graduation certificate and postgraduate qualifications.

But Ding Jingyi is shameless, if he is shameless, it would be interesting to step back and watch Zuo Heng's reaction.

"This black-faced cat is not bad, I took this—"

Ding Jingyi looked around, and Zuo Heng took the Pengyuan pineapple impartially.Ah, if I put the Pengyuan pineapple in the refrigerator and took it away after get off work without anyone noticing, then there would be no trouble like this.

Ding Jingyi calmly put down the pineapple in his hand: "That's a new one, the top brand of "Ayuan Fruit Basket", it's really a curse on marketing, whoever eats it doesn't have boyfriends and girlfriends, it's for sterilization, you can change it to something else. "

"Grandpa wants this today."

Zuo Heng took the Pengyuan pineapple and happily went to the cashier. The silver waist chain flickered, making Ding Jingyi's eyes hurt.

A Zhen, the cashier girl, asked, "Master Ding, how much is this new model?"

Ding Jingyi twitched a bit. The former regent is now the master.Fortunately, Peng Yuan is not here, otherwise it would be the material of the official account.

Ding Jingyi replied, "Eighty for the big pineapple, forty for the little pineapple."

Ah Zhen turned to Zuo Heng: "Eighty."

Zuo Heng was shocked when he heard it: "Your pineapple is a few catties, eighty, why don't you grab it?"

"Don't buy it if you can't afford it..." Ah Zhen said coldly.

Zuo Heng angrily opened the QR code on the phone, and quickly operated it. After the sound of "beep", he aimed at the black-faced cat on the pineapple head and gnawed it down.

Ah Zhen reminded: "I didn't scan it."

Ding Jingyi crossed his arms, the time Zuo Pao Wang stabbed him with a key earlier made him feel that this person was just too sentimental and left alone, going crazy everywhere.

Ding Jingyi doesn't have much chance to fall in love, and is naturally unfamiliar with love.But the way Pao Wang gnawed on Peng Yuan's pineapple today made him feel like a Wu lunatic.

It wasn't like this when he saw Zuo Heng for the first time.Although Pao Wang is annoying, his skills are really not up-to-date, and he is still stupid, so why did he suddenly do this.

But the mental journey of passers-by has nothing to do with him, what Ding Jingyi has to do is to make Zuo Heng stay away from Peng Yuan.

Zuo Heng didn't change his face, and after another operation and another "beep", the cashier girl put down the code scanning gun.

Ding Jingyi raised his chin: "Such a lifelike black-faced cat, why don't you eat it without taking a picture?"

Zuo Heng looked at the pineapple without the black-faced cat, and said "oh".Fortunately, the incision on the top was bitten relatively evenly. Zuo Heng walked to the door of the shop, made a gesture of shooting Sirius angrily, and patted it against the sun.

Ding Jingyi followed behind and took a picture, then turned around to look for the next pineapple embryo.He only heard a sound of "vomit" behind him, and he turned around, Zuo Heng was no longer that romantic and suave pao king, his face was covered with rashes, and his lips became sausages.

Zuo Heng let out a "hissy" breath: "The black-faced cat...is poisonous!"

30. Chapter 30

Although Ding Jingyi is a magician, she also understands that this is a typical acute allergic reaction.

He took out his mobile phone and took a few pictures of Zuo Heng: "I'm allergic and eat pineapples, you're really a warrior."

The allergies were so urgent that Zuo Heng collapsed instantly, his mouth and tongue were paralyzed and he couldn't speak, only a pair of eyes stared pitifully at Ding Jingyi.Pao Wang, who walked sideways in the past, fell down and became a younger brother today.

Ding Jingyi lowered her head: "I saved you once, but you didn't appreciate it and hurt me instead. I won't save you a second time. In a few days, I will also build an amplifier to play disco on your grave. You can choose a song Song, if you don't choose it, the system will default to "The Times is Calling"."

Zuo Heng suddenly roared with tears streaming down his face.

Ding Jingyi carried the pineapple, walked to the fruit shop without looking back, and sent Peng Yuan the photo of the pig-headed Zuo Heng.

Although Peng Yuan was in class, he replied in seconds after reading his message: "What kind of software is it? It's so real hahaha!"

"This is the truth..." Ding Jingyi started a live video and told what happened earlier.

"Hurry to the hospital."

"What the hell, I'm a day-end temporary worker, so I cremated him on the spot."

Ding Jingyi suddenly felt itchy on his feet, and looked down, it was the little fox from before.The fox clawed at his leg, howled tearfully, and then circled around Zuo Heng a few times, barking again and again.

Ding Jingyi pointed the camera at the little fox: "Ah, his Baojiaxian is here, so he won't even be cremated."

"The little fox must have the morality to protect people, and he will not be allowed to eat that pineapple..." Peng Yuan's voice became serious, "We will settle the account of Zuo Heng's dogecoin later. Human life is at stake. No matter how angry you are, call 120 first, and I will go there with the people in their class."

"alright."

Ding Jingyi hung up the video and dialed 120. Unfortunately, a fire broke out in the clothing factory in the west city, and all the ambulances in the city were dispatched.Ding Jingyi cursed "Damn it" and opened the car-hailing app.

Ah Zhen also ran out from the backstage: "Master Ding, has a cat entered the store? Hey little fox? What's wrong with this guy?"

"I'm allergic to eating pineapples, my brain must be bad..." Ding Jingyi pointed to Zuo Heng who was out of breath, "Looks like the student next door, use his mobile phone to call the parents."

Ah Zhen looked at Zuo Heng: "Ah, I don't want to touch men, right?"

What a perfect reason, Ding Jingyi looked around and sighed: "Ah Zhen, please help me record a video, as evidence, otherwise who will know