Record of Cultivation of Deflated Demons

Good luck in exchange for magic. "

Peng Yuan wiped the sweat from his forehead, and threw away his luck, no wonder it is a daily routine to be deflated.

"So when Zuo Heng poked me with the key, it was bad luck, but I didn't have any luck either. It's been like this for hundreds of years."

Peng Yuan instantly remembered that time when Ding Jingyi licked Zuo Heng in the grilled fish shop, not only for taste, but also for poisoning.

As for luck, Ding Jingyi had a hard time, but Peng Yuan was fine.Peng Yuan thought in his heart, but he didn't dare to say it.

Brother Bai nodded: "Oh, the lonely star of Tiansha, Typhoid Mary, I understand."

"I'm used to being unlucky... But for Zuo Heng, I can only rely on the local fairy family to rescue him. But I think..."

Ding Jingyi changed the subject, "Zuo Heng has always been like this, and probably offended all kinds of immortals, why did you come to me?"

Brother Bai pursed his lips: "There are some things that need outsiders to break the situation."

Peng Yuan also poured Coke into Ding Jingyi's cup: "He's a foreigner, isn't he too foreign? Can he break anything, set off firecrackers?"

Brother Bai felt Peng Yuan's displeasure from this nonsensical escape: "Student, I don't want to take advantage of anyone. This matter requires Teacher Ding to be there, but it doesn't have to be something. If you are interested, you can figure it out." .”

Ding Jingyi drank the happy water, he was not interested in Zuo Heng.

When the hot dishes were served, Li Yun also came back, and the chatterbox opened up between eating and drinking.Brother Bai is a jerk, specializing in GK coloring, and had a great chat with Ding Jingyi, who is keen on handcrafts. The photos of his works are all high-precision masterpieces.Peng Yuan beside him was so surprised that he exploded, now he is a fairy in the house!

Ding Jingyi and Brother Bai added social software, and asked shamelessly, "Can Brother Bai make a talisman for a thorn?"

Peng Yuan felt embarrassed again. Why do foreign scientific magicians believe in the gods of northern doctors?

Brother Bai handed one over: "Ms. Ding is looking for health, right? Do you usually have trouble with snoring?"

Ding Jingyi turned to Peng Yuan: "Do I have any?"

Li Yun's eyelids twitched, revealing an imperceptible smile.

Yes, it’s quite loud. Peng Yuan also considered buying noise-canceling headphones, but the “嘤嘤” sounded special, and only he could hear it.

So Peng Yuan's words changed to: "This is a little bit, and I really need to go to the hospital to see."

A trace of obvious embarrassment flashed across Ding Jingyi's face, which was different from his normal reaction of being embarrassed, but added a trace of panic—the panic of worrying about being rejected.

Peng Yuan saw it in his eyes, but he didn't feel the usual joy of being embarrassed. At this moment, he just wanted to touch Ding Jingyi, which was a stable communication channel between them.

Brother Bai didn't pay attention, and picked up the phone by himself: "That's right, the talisman is for sickness, don't count on it. Teacher Ding has a real illness, rhinitis, the turbinate is quite swollen.

I will make a list of anti-inflammatory drugs. You should buy the medicine yourself and take it for a few days to see how you are recovering. You can’t drink alcohol for a week before and after taking it. You must not drink alcohol.If you want to reduce recurrence in the future, you should also drink less alcohol. "

Peng Yuan was also a little surprised. He always thought that Ding Jingyi would at least have a fatty liver or something from drinking alcohol. However, he went to the hospital twice to have his internal organs scanned, and everything was normal. The real problem was the humble nose. It's also deflated at the god level.

However, because of Zuo Heng's gossip incident, he met Brother Bai and knew the cause of the disease, and felt a little bit of a blessing in disguise.

A new avatar popped up on Ding Jingyi's chat software, which belonged to Brother Bai.This head is a statue of a hedgehog, wearing a beret, Oxford hiking shoes, and carrying a large travel bag, with the same shy expression as Bai Ge himself.

Immediately afterwards, Brother Bai posted another popular science post on medical device appraisal: "If you take medicine and it's not good, you can go on a ventilator. This post says how to choose. If you want to go to the hospital for surgery."

Ding Jingyi thanked: "I don't know 3D software... If you want to help with sketches, just call me."

Peng Yuan didn't know much about medicine and models, but the matter of Zuo Heng came to an end for the time being. It was the first time he saw a real fairy, and Ding Jingyi also made a friend without any danger.

It was less than eight o'clock after eating, and the two went to the pharmacy.There was no one at the front desk, probably for dinner.

Ding Jingyi pressed her knuckles: "This is a fairy, it almost scared me to death."

Peng Yuan smiled: "Brother Bai is cute, what are you afraid of?"

Ding Jingyi sighed, "deep-rooted", "complicated relationship", "officials and officials protect each other".

After listening for a long time, Peng Yuan understood that Ding Jingyi's thoughts were very simple: he was worried about being beaten by local gods.

Peng Yuan laughed a few times: "Didn't Brother Bai tell you that the Chumaxian asked him to take care of it. It's very difficult for all kinds of immortals to cultivate. The times are bad now, and it's too late to protect themselves. I don't have time to mess with you."

Ding Jingyi wiped her nose, there was still doubt between her brows and eyes.

At the time, Peng Yuan felt that these aristocrats were decent, but troubles were troubles.

After all, they have experienced more than ordinary people: serial matryoshka tricks, one-shot assassination, being deflated all the time, and it is understandable to be suspicious.

Peng Yuan asked, "Do you have any impression of Journey to the West?"

"A little bit."

"You have to be as good at fighting as the great sage, and then you have to be as noisy as him, so that the gods will come to beat you up."

"Oh……"

"Then the question is, how can you compare to the Great Sage?"

Ding Jingyi swept away the gloominess on his face, and laughed "hehehe", okay, sometimes food is also a core guarantee.

Peng Yuan pressed the electric bell at the cash register.A muffled "Come here" came from the back door of the pharmacy, and the pharmacist ran out with a lunch box in his hand.

Ding Jingyi handed over the list of medicines: "I'm sorry."

When the pharmacist disappeared from the shelf, Ding Jingyi turned to Peng Yuan: "I'm... very noisy at night?"

According to Peng Yuan's summoning plan, snoring is a health problem, which is not included in the item of danger to others.

Although Ding Jingyi was purring like a leopard, she couldn't hear it when the bedroom door was closed.

The sound insulation of the rental house itself is also good, and it will not affect the neighbors.As for Peng Yuan's desire to buy noise-canceling headphones, Sima Zhao's heart is on his mind: that's a double bed.

"It's okay, Brother Bai has prescribed medicine for you, take it first."

"If it can't be cured, it means that the gods can't save it, right?"

"Hahaha, it's okay for you to embarrass yourself..." Peng Yuan patted Ding Jingyi's arm, "This disease can be cured, don't take it to heart."

"Interesting, if I met you hundreds of years earlier and cured this disease, maybe..."

"Maybe?"

Ding Jingyi watched the pharmacist come over with a medicine basket, opened the wallet, and let out a "hey" without warning.

What kind of god is deflated to eat this.Peng Yuan looked along Ding Jingyi's hand, the stab given by Brother Bai earlier was impartial, piercing a hole in Ding Jingyi's right index finger.

Peng Yuan pulled out the thorn and said to the pharmacist, "Please get some iodophor and band-aids."

"What's going on..." Ding Jingyi said with a bitter face, "I asked the god for an amulet, but the amulet messed me up instead."

It's really like eating a fairy, but there is an antidote within one step.Povidone iodine and Band-Aids were on the counter next to them, and the pharmacist hurriedly handed them over.

Ding Jingyi paid with her uninjured left hand.Peng Yuan also put away the medicine and the bloody thorn separately.

Ding Jingyi's face was sunken, her beautiful eyebrows were frowned: "Why are you keeping this?"

"Damn, the Spear of Longinus."

"Okay, I didn't see the fight, a souvenir is fine."

27. Chapter 27

The medicine was right for the symptom, and Ding Jingyi's nap the next day changed from a leopard engine-like "beep" to a domestic beauty's "beep..." sound.

Peng Yuan removed the noise-cancelling headphones from the shopping cart, and sent the snoring recorded at Ding Jingyi's request to his mobile phone.

Ding Jingyi lay down and put on the earphones. The leaking earphones let out a sound of "嘿...". He lowered the volume as if nothing had happened, glanced quietly in Peng Yuan's direction, and continued to edit the picture.

This big devil is quite cute when he is shy, Peng Yuan pretends nothing happened, and continues to read his literature.

As for the embarrassment, Peng Yuan also became a doctor after a long illness, and even felt a little inexplicably warm.

Ding Jingyi finished editing the picture quickly, lifted the thick document in Peng Yuan's hand, and put a pillow on his leg, with an expression of "what kind of document are you looking at to play with me".

Peng Yuan smiled and stroked Ding Jingyi's hair, the black hair in the shawl was still as soft and smooth as ever.

Ding Jingyi stretched out his hand, and Peng Yuan held it and touched it. The old calluses on Ding Jingyi's fingers disappeared. He was full of food and nourished by magic. His beauty and physique were gradually recovering.

"Don't you really dislike it?" Ding Jingyi asked suddenly.

"If I dislike you, why should I charge you?"

Peng Yuan patted Ding Jingyi. The unofficial history once recorded the embarrassing story of the magician Olin being divorced by the border female lord because of snoring.

"Don't you dislike me for eating too much?"

"The new pound of meat on my stomach is all from your milk tea."

"I... can't cast star magic, and it won't help your research."

"I can still study literature."

Ding Jingyi almost jumped up: "I won't teach you magic!"

"I'm self-taught."

Peng Yuan clenched his mobile phone around a few times and recited a spell in a low voice. Ding Jingyi lightened his whole body and slowly floated up. He stretched out his arms, like a bright red dragon, slowly spreading his wings in the clear afternoon air.

Although it is not the first time for Ding Jingyi to experience floating and flying, it is his first experience to be sent into the air by humans.His curvaceous lips moved: "Impossible..."

Although Ding Jingyi is a devil, she is easily caught in bed