Record of Cultivation of Deflated Demons

Zuo Heng of the handbag.

Ding Jingyi lowered his head and continued to "ton, ton, ton" until Zuo Heng, who was holding a Hermes, sat across from him.

Zuo Heng happily knocked on the table: "Sugar Daddy, it's not unreasonable to even give you the keys."

Ding Jingyi smiled and pointed to his neck, where he left a scar with magic: "Do you still have the key?"

"You have the nerve to say that you lost it?"

Ding Jingyi was attacked by Zuo Heng for no reason before, so he broke the key that had been stuck in his throat.

The keys he carried were all commonly used, and the remaining key was probably thrown away as medical waste during rescue, which must have caused Zuo Heng a bit of trouble.

"It's gone, why don't you match? Do you match? How many do you match?" Ding Jingyi came three times with a smile.

Zuo Heng's expression immediately turned ugly.

"Return to my face, ah, my face is so ugly..." Ding Jingyi clutched his chest, "I'm going to call the police, I'm going to the ICU!"

"Stupid! Wearing red contact lenses every day will blind you!"

Zuo Heng glanced at Ding Jingyi as if he was seeing an infectious patient, and walked away cursing, leaving Hermes on the chair.

Ding Jingyi glanced at it. He knew the brand of Hermès. According to the common sense of the brand he and Peng Yuan had learned together, it was the father of luxury goods.

As for Zuo Heng's reluctance to buy it to pick up girls, and whether he was found out by the girl when he gave the A product, that's another question. It belongs to the "big melon but I don't want to eat it" series.

In order to solve troubles, Ding Jingyi can be shameless, but he doesn't want to provoke troubles that have nothing to do with him.

After Ding Jingyi drank the milk, he walked out of the cafeteria as the bag in front of him was like air.

At the entrance of the cafeteria, a small orange and black animal jumped out.Ding Jingyi squatted down and waved: "Come on, kitten."

The little animal took a few steps closer and grinned at him.With the weak mana flowing, Ding Jingyi finally recognized that this is not a tortoiseshell cat, but a fox, which is very small, only a little bigger than a weasel.

Ding Jingyi didn't have gloves, so he rolled his hands into his sleeves and licked the fox's head.

The fox bit him without saying a word, Ding Jingyi quickly dodged it, and raised the corner of his mouth: "Little guy, who are you from Zuo Pao Wang, what kind of fox?"

The fox barked around him, and Ding Jingyi took the opportunity to record a picture.The fox felt like being tricked, and ran away with a cry.

Ding Jingyi sent the video to Peng Yuan: "Look at the little fox!"

This time Peng Yuan should be supervising and doing the questions, so he replied a little faster: "Super fierce! You still have the physique to attract foxes?"

"Haha, it's not physique. I once exchanged vows with the Goddess of Hunting. She gave me the "directed" power magic at the price of being friendly to all natural animals.Maybe it applies in this world too. "

"What is 'targeting'? "

"Magic is a secret!"

"Okay, let's not ask, let's ask about suicide..." Peng Yuan sent a hanging emoji of "Please start your performance".

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26. Chapter 26

The entrance of the Seafood Restaurant at the gate of J.

Ding Jingyi was circling at the entrance of the restaurant: "A Yuan, have you ever seen a hedgehog? We're going to meet a hedgehog! Aren't you excited!"

Peng Yuanlu smiled: "Well... did Jingyi see God when he was in Ai Luowen?"

"I've seen it!"

"Well...then I'm probably in the same mood as you about preparing to meet God for the second time."

During Peng Yuan’s elementary school summer vacation, he lived in the bungalow of his relatives in the countryside. Once a hedgehog came into his room. It had big ears and beady eyes, it was clean, and when it looked up, it looked like it was smiling.

Peng Yuan fed him half an egg, and the hedgehog didn't leave. He played with him every day and lived in his room until the end of the summer vacation.

Having had such an experience, the hedgehog is not so much a fairy to Peng Yuan, but rather a sudden playmate, kind and down-to-earth.

"Okay, okay Jingyi, why are you also a, um, the school's future advisor, pay attention to your image..."

Peng Yuan interrupted Ding Jingyi's dancing, "Baixian came to see you must have come in human form, why did the little thorn come here, stepping on the roller?"

"Oh, that's right..." Ding Jingyi was instantly discouraged.

"If you want to smoke, just smoke in your mind, you have to control yourself!"

"I control myself..."

The two entered the box, where Li Yun was already waiting.There is also a young man in the box, with a white baby face and big ears.The young man wore gold-rimmed glasses and a Uniqlo suit, with a shy smile on his face.

——It is not far from the image of Baixian that Peng Yuan expected.

Peng Yuan walked behind and closed the door casually. He could feel that Ding Jingyi was like a deflated Kumamoto, who was about to lose his last breath at any moment and turn into a puddle on the ground.

"Let me introduce..." Li Yun stood up, "This is Brother Bai, from the radiology department of the hospital. Jing Yi, the school's cultural relics restoration consultant. A Yuan, a third-year student in our department, is the one who introduced Jing Yi of."

Humans and gods and demons all smiled knowingly, even if this passage was eavesdropped, there would be no problem.

Ding Jingyi nodded: "Where is the wine? Let me respect Brother Bai first."

Based on his observations over the past month, Peng Yuan was [-]% sure that Ding Jingyi wanted to drink it himself.

Brother Bai hurriedly waved his hand: "No, just drink some fat house happy water."

"Ah, then Bingkuoluo..." Ding Jingyi sat upright, "You gods still... have to go to work?"

In northern folklore, Baixian is a god in charge of medical treatment and witchcraft, and appears much less frequently than other gods. There are foxes, Daji snakes, Bai Suzhen, and hedgehog fairies. Most of them are old ladies, but they are not poetic.

"That's right, treating diseases is my job..." Brother Bai's ears turned red.

Ding Jingyi was stunned: "Why do gods go to work...Western medicine? It's still radiology, it's too scientific!"

It is not easy to take out a mobile phone at the dinner table, so Ding Jingyi can only make some money from the knowledge Peng Yuan left him: Although the radiology department is not as famous as the surgery department and the income is not high, it is still a vital part of medical treatment.If the film is not good, no matter how good the doctor is, he dare not make a diagnosis.

Brother Bai's ears turned redder: "Well... being a fairy is to cure diseases and save people, and science is also a means."

Peng Yuan vaguely felt that Ding Jingyi was about to vomit blood, but how could a magician who swiped his phone every day have the right to accuse the gods of using medical equipment!

Peng Yuan quickly interrupted the awkward chat: "What cold dish did I order, why hasn't it been served yet——"

Ding Jingyi also quickly understood: "Why did Brother Bai seek me?"

Brother Bai rubbed his ear, and there was a gray thorn in his hand. He pursed his lips and threw the thorn into the ashtray.

"I'm sorry, I've been under a lot of pressure recently, and I'm going bald...the thorns keep falling off."

Ding Jingyi stared straight at the ashtray: That's a thorn from a god!Local gods will be bald too!

Brother Bai was right behind the ashtray, feeling his gaze, his ears were about to burn.

What do you look at, if you haven't seen a fairy, it won't be like this!

What will you do when the gods let you down!Peng Yuan cursed in his heart, without stopping, quickly tore off a wet towel and smeared the phone twice, then stuffed the wet towel into the ashtray, and took the ashtray to his side.Ding Jingyi blinked and deleted the "I really want to suck a hedgehog" emoji.

The door of the box opened, and the waiter brought out cold enoki mushrooms and a large bottle of Coke.

It took a while for Brother Bai to say: "The apprentice came over to ask about Zuo Heng, please ask me to apologize, first to apologize to Teacher Ding, um... I want to ask Teacher Ding what conditions are there."

The traditional celestial spirit usually refers to the person who invites the celestial body, but at this time the celestial family is across the table, so there is no need for an extra medium.

Peng Yuan had a wonderful feeling of undoing the nesting doll.But when it comes to Zuo Heng, I can't get excited.

Peng Yuan looked at the cold dish with fascination, his mood was as cold as this cold dish.Zuo Heng What kind of family is this?Are there pigs and mines?One side of the human world and the other side of ghosts and gods, it is all the way.

Li Yun picked up a chopstick of Flammulina velutipes and said nothing.

Ding Jingyi said "Oh": "I don't care about him too much, but if I provoke him again, my good mood will have a limit."

Brother Bai nodded, and the four of them fell silent amid a plate of cold dishes and a bottle of Coke.

"Understood..." Brother Bai said, "There are still people in Zuo Heng's family who miss him. Young people make mistakes impulsively. Their family has taught them a lesson. But in the future, they still want to ask Teacher Ding to accept the supernatural powers. Feel free to ask for the conditions."

Peng Yuan looked at Ding Jingyi, the latter's expression was happy and even changed from dark to bright. After all, the words "please accept the supernatural power" came from Peng Yuan, a mortal, and from Bai Ge, a fairy. There are two feelings when you say it out of your mouth.

Ding Jingyi smiled, for some reason, that smile looked a little sinister to Peng Yuan.

Brother Bai nodded to Li Yun: "Teacher Li, please help me buy a pack of cigarettes."

Li Yun got up and patted Peng Yuan: "Ah Yuan will go with me too."

Peng Yuan sat still, he felt that he had to watch Ding Jingyi.Li Yun patted him and didn't pull him, so he didn't force him and went out by himself.

Ding Jingyi tugged Peng Yuan under the table: "Are you staying here to eat melons?"

Peng Yuan pinched him: "Can the matter of gods and demons be called eating melons? This is called fighting!"

"Uh..." Brother Bai on the opposite side of the table blushed, "I'm here to ask questions. Everyone has a meal in person and is friendly. Why do you have to fight? It's Zuo Heng's disciples who have seen it. The peach blossoms are very bad, and if you calculate the reason, it can only be that you offended Mr. Ding. I heard that Mr. Ding also had a way to change fate in other homes in the early years, so I want to ask to clarify."

Ding Jingyi sighed, and refilled Coke in Brother Bai's cup: "Well, to be honest, when I was learning magic, I made an exchange with the gods. I used all the