Port Mafia Writing Diary

"Ling won't change the subject!"

I let out a long sigh, and said before Senju Tsunade became irritable, "I fell into a different world because of some things, and Senju Hashirama and Tobima set up a love warrior real estate company and decided to make money from people all over the world." !"

I clenched my fist and emphasized how superb the concept design of this real estate company was, and the people on the side were stunned.

Senshou Tsunade showed a delicate expression: "Although what you said is a mess, what you said is true. It is very likely that grandfather will open this real estate company with you..."

The third generation of Tukage gritted his teeth: "That's right! This man Senshou Hashirama, Mu Dun is surprisingly good. If he can support a village by building a house every day, he will definitely do it every day!"

Kakashi, Sasuke, Sakura and the others: "...I suddenly feel that the first generation of Hokage is a bit unscrupulous."

Uzumaki Naruto suddenly yelled, and looked at me with bright eyes, "Sister, can I also run the real estate company you mentioned?"

"If you have Wood Dungeon and Earth Dungeon, you can do it at will." After seeing the regretful expression of the blond boy, I added without haste, "Of course, if you have the heart to do it, you can use any ninjutsu on Gai. House demolition! It’s like Higama, his water attribute ninjutsu has greatly increased the speed of building a house, and he has also studied a lot of strange formations..."

"Wait a minute, if that's the case, why haven't I heard from you?" Senju Tsunade looked at me fixedly.

I shrugged, and when I was about to speak, Bai Lan took a step ahead, "Because we went to your parallel time. At that time, Konoha Village was not long after it was established, and Brother Qianshou was worrying about the poor Konoha~"

"Stop rambling." I patted Bai Lan without hesitation, and pointed to the front, "By the way, what's going on with you and Madara?"

"Are you also familiar with Uchiha Madara?" It was a black bomb boy who spoke, and he had a very typical appearance of the Uchiha clan.

I subconsciously patted it, and said casually: "I know it. The Madara I know is a very lucky girl. Miss Kyoko, the princess of the Fire Country daimyo, likes her very much. I hope I can call Uchiha Madara to marry her. You can use this to enter the noble class... Hey, it seems to be quite meaningful, isn't it Bai Lan?"

Bai Lan covered the place where I hit, and said quietly: "Of course. Ms. Kyoko said that as long as Uchiha Madara agrees to marry, she will give Uchiha Madara Konoha Village and the nearby land."

In this way, even if Uchiha Madara is not a Hokage, he can become Konoha's largest landowner.

Others quickly realized this.

Except for one Uchiha Sasuke who was in a trance, everyone else at the scene said with a look of despair, "It must be stopped! Live well and stay away from Uchiha!"

Three generations of Tsuchikage suddenly said: "If you are talking about the Miss Kyoko I know, she is indeed very likely to do this..."

——That lady was deeply favored by daimyo and had power in her hands. Fortunately, she died decades ago, and Konoha was not called Uchiha Madara's territory.

I tilted my head, and felt strange seeing their actions, "You guys, could you be bullying Madara? How could this be? Madara is really not easy. He has been avoiding marriage because of his high charm. Even so , he is also conscientious in building for Konoha."

Who dares to bully Uchiha Madara?

Everyone at the scene was in a trance, with a look of being struck by lightning.

Uzumaki Naruto said with difficulty: "Sister, that guy looks like the type who is single until he dies and no woman loves him. Don't talk nonsense! There is absolutely no way Konoha will become that guy's territory!"

"How is it impossible!" I vowed to emphasize the words of Mitsuhide Murata, the daimyo of the Fire Country, who described Uchiha Madara as a demon god.

The scene seemed to be hit hard again, but Senju Tsunade covered his abdomen with one hand and interrupted me, "That's enough. It's just a matter of parallel time. The most important thing for us is how to stop Uchiha Madara in front of us."

"... Oh." I was so wronged that I didn't even have time to say it after preparing a small essay.

You know, when I was doing infrastructure construction in Konoha Village before, Senju Zhuma shared with me various things about Uchiha Madara.

Senju Tsunade and others immediately took the others to deal with Uchiha Madara, and couldn't wait to keep a distance from me.

Seeing this, Bai Lan giggled and said, "Sister Ling, you seem to be hated by others."

"Nonsense, they are just afraid of being fascinated by the cute me, so they distanced themselves." I gave Bailan an elbow, and followed Tsunade and others in the background of Bailan's pain.

·

Tsunade summons the psychic beast.

Naruto and Sasuke also quickly called.

Uchiha Madara sneered, "Small tricks."

He came directly to Susanoo, punching and kicking several huge psychic beasts into a pile.

Three generations of Tsuchikage: "Not good, the old man has to play."

Seeing this, the others were about to strike when they heard a female voice suddenly, "As expected of Madara, this fighting posture is obviously useless."

Everyone present almost fell down, including Uchiha Madara, and they all looked back at the speaker in unison.

Rei Asano blinked and smiled at them, and said in a gentle and harmless way: "It's like playing cards, Madara can always pick the worst cards accurately, and she can confidently feel that she plays very well."

She added unhurriedly: "Oh, by the way, Hashirama told me this, and it seems appropriate to use it here."

Everyone was silent, and they really wanted to know how the first Hokage saw Uchiha Madara.

On the contrary, Uchiha Madara seemed to think of something, his face was ugly, "Do you want to dance too?"

He is like Shura, with dark eyes.

"No, but I can rap." Rei Asano blurted out, and then skillfully hid behind Bai Lan, cheering for the others with a smile.

Beating Uchiha Madara Allied Forces: Sudden listlessness.jpg

Even so, the others still displayed their supernatural powers and used the strongest spells to attack Uchiha Madara, trying to destroy the opponent's ambition.

Uchiha Madara responded calmly, and every time he was about to succeed, a female voice sounded unhurriedly.

"You really deserve to be Madara! The speed of somersaults is fast, and the first generation did not praise you much for having sex with him back then."

"Blade is so handsome, the move of "Huo Huo Que Que" should be called "Fire Dragon". It would be even better if he grilled a Nine-Tails."

[Naruto & Kyuubi & Uchiha Madara: Who has nothing to go and roast Kyuubi to eat? ! 】

……

The female voice was smiling, always full of endless hope and enthusiasm, but at this moment it completely became a huge mental torture, pouring ice water on people's heads to their heart's content.

Even Uchiha Madara, who still wanted to slowly clean up the people in the Great Ninja Village, lost interest, and decisively left these people behind, and turned to Asano Rei for trouble.

Rei Asano quickly jumped onto Bai Lan's back.

Bai Lan: "Sister Ling, if you pick things up like this and blame me, I'll be angry."

Rei Asano: "Okay, I get it, hurry up and fly!"

Bai Lan: "..." mmp, one day I will kill this woman!

After recovering most of Bailan's abilities, she flew very fast, constantly avoiding Uchiha Madara's attacks.

Uchiha Madara's face became more and more ugly, and in the end he was ready to make a big move.

But I didn't expect to usher in the reincarnation of Konoha and Hokage...

"Madara, long time no see."

Senju Hashirama in the Reincarnation version of the dirty soil still wanted to talk, but was chased and beaten by Uchiha Madara, "Hashirama, let's settle the score."

"Wait, what's going on..."

Senjujuma dodged and fought Uchiha Madara.

These two are evenly matched, and no one is below.

Konoha and others reacted, and quickly pulled Asano Rei to sit aside, for fear that the other party would continue to talk and make Uchiha Madara angry.

Tsunade said with difficulty: "Speak less, my grandfather is already working very hard now." The trouble caused by Rei Asano's words was directly remembered by Uchiha Madara on Senju Bashirama.

Rei Asano blinked, her fair and cute little face gave off an innocent feeling, and she said oh.

The others breathed a sigh of relief, and those former Hokages who had been reincarnated from the dirt walked over one after another.

The fourth generation of Hokage and Uzumaki Naruto started to recognize their relatives, and Sasuke Sakura was quite entangled in waiting for the result of her companion.

Sandai sighed, apologizing for the mistakes he had made.

The second generation was about to speak, but in order to avoid the [Uchiha Madara] who was being pursued by Mizukage and others just now, he returned.

[Uchiha Madara] As soon as you see the second generation, you will start fighting.

The second generation's expression changed, "There are actually two Uchiha Madara?!"

"Yes. Let me introduce, this is Madara who is more popular, and the other is Madara who you know and seems to be single to death." Rei Asano explained with a smile, but it made the second generation more and more feel that something was wrong.

"I didn't understand what you said, but who are you?" The second generation didn't notice the weird expressions on the other people's faces when they said this.

Rei Asano smiled, stepped forward and patted [Uchiha Madara] on the shoulder, "We are from the world next door. For the sake of love and justice, we are ready to help your world get rid of poverty and become rich."

Senju Bashirama in this world didn't do real estate business at the beginning, and Konoha would be very poor, and he had to rely on daimyo's gang to give him money to do tasks in order to survive.Konoha's throat was choked by the daimyo, and she had no autonomy.

As a result, Senshou Zhuma has no time to continue playing cards with money...

Rei Asano's eyes sparkled, and she said loudly, "If you want to get rich, build roads first! Infrastructure is the top priority!"

The second generation: "...I didn't expect that the old man has been dead for so many years, and now the sick people are running around."

Bai Lan burst out laughing, and Tsunade reminded the second generation with difficulty, "Second Grandpa, what this girl said may be useful."

Just waiting for others to react, Uchiha Madara called again.

When he saw this lucky [Uchiha Madara] come back this time, he sneered and said sarcastic words, "You coward is back again."

"Heh." [Uchiha Madara] resolutely joined the battlefield and started fighting with another self.

Senshou Bashirama, who was reincarnated in the dirt, looked at it and was quite moved: "There are actually two Madaras...I didn't expect that you would fight on your own."

The two Madaras said in unison: "Shut up."

In fact, with these few around, the other ninjas seemed to get in the way.

They returned decisively, and looked at Tsunade Senju to ask him what he was going to do.

Senju Tsunade was thinking about what to say, and someone helped her say, "Eat hot pot!"

Rei Asano smiled brightly, "Make more delicious food, so that Madara can eat and drink well when she comes back."

——We still have to rely on [Uchiha Madara] to delay Madara in this world, it doesn't matter to give the other party more food and drink.

Anyway, she accidentally said about [Uchiha Madara] in front of so many people just now, and now she can just apologize...

Others are rather eccentric.

Can we respect this war? !

Obviously they are ready to sacrifice their lives to stop Uchiha Madara!

quite a while.

"Delicious! Granny Tsunade, have another bowl!"

"Naruto, eat less, you have to go up and fight later."

"Uh, Tsunade-sensei, I don't think we can help much... That [Uchiha Madara] teamed up with the first Hokage is amazing!"

"Hey, Uchiha, I heard that you are the last Uchiha." The second generation who was reincarnated from the dirty soil and could only watch other people eating and drinking suddenly said.

Uchiha Sasuke looked tense, staring at the second generation, as if the other party was about to fight if he said something wrong.

result--

"Crack!" Rei Asano casually slapped the second generation on the head, urging people to add food to her.

"It's too much, you all eat so much, and you just kept saying that eating hot pot is not good. Is this the so-called saying no, but the body is very honest?"

"Pfft!" The three generations of Tukage almost sputtered when they heard the words.

He was directly glanced at by others with disgust, and felt embarrassed.

The second generation's tone was not kind: "Hey, girl, even if I have a better temper now, it doesn't mean—"

"Okay, I know you are jealous that other people can eat it, but you can't. I will burn incense for you later, and deal with it now." Rei Asano filled a bowl with soil without thinking, and handed it to the second generation.

Second Hokage's hand holding the bowl was shaking.

How many years has it been since this young man has become so reckless?

The Fourth Hokage silently turned his head, thankful that he did not have this kind of treatment.

Turning around, Naruto looked at him expectantly, "Father, hurry up and tell me about you and my mother."

"Oh, speaking of your mother, she is really the best woman in the world!" Fourth Hokage instantly entered the mode of blowing his wife.

The corner of Sakura's mouth twitched, and she asked Tsunade in a low voice.

Tsunade lowered his voice: "Ah, it's pretty gentle when you're pregnant."

"Teacher, maybe Naruto's mother—" Sakura had a bold guess.

Tsunade nodded seriously, "She has a lot of strength to fight people. Of course, this is still to fight the enemy. Fighting four generations of strength will converge."

Sakura: "..." She doesn't need to know about such things!

Not far away, Rei Asano was shining, and she couldn't wait to take out her small notebook and start recording.

There are new materials again!The story of Naruto Uzumaki's parents seems to be very interesting!

The Second Hokage's face was ugly: "Hey, girl."

"Don't worry, you can do whatever you want first, and I'll burn you some beautiful paper figurines to accompany you later." Rei Asano continued to concentrate on writing without raising her head.

The third Hokage almost spit out soup when he heard it, he laughed, and quickly said to the second Hokage, "I can't see it, Senshou Second Master, you were single when you were alive, and you are also single when you are underground."

After hearing this, Tsunade wanted to say something to burn for his second grandfather.

"Stop thinking about it!" Second Hokage stood up resolutely, and resolutely joined the team fighting Uchiha Madara not far away.

"It's really a touching brotherhood." Asano Ling concluded, and quickly recorded it in the notebook.

Tsunade glanced at it casually, and subconsciously said: "The Qianshouban who dare not look directly at his secret love and is single to death... Wait, don't write nonsense."

"Oh, don't worry about it. It's just an artistic creation." Rei Asano put away her notebook and continued to hold Tsunade to eat hot pot.

Tsunade wanted to say that this was wrong, but Rei Asano said, "By the way, do you like playing dice?"

Tsunade smiled brightly, "Of course I like it!"

Shizune Sakura's expression was subtle, Tsunade's weakness was caught so quickly, it's really troublesome...

·

another world.

"It's just a little short, and I can die." Sitting on the container, Osamu Dazai looked at Uchiha Izuna who was not far away with disgust.

Uchiha Quanna confirmed that there was no danger nearby, and then came back, and said while walking: "I'm sorry, Mr. Dazai, I have a goal that must be completed. You can't die until it is completed."

Osamu Dazai rolled his eyes, lay directly on the container, raised his hand to block the too bright sunlight, and said rather annoyed, "Damn it, Rei Asano."

Isn't it an interesting choice to die in a failed passage through the world?

They were all blocked by this powerful guy from another world!

"Speaking of which, Dazai-san."

Uchiha Izumi thought about it.His position in the Uchiha family was not low during his lifetime, and he was responsible for assisting Uchiha Madara, observing things in a subtle way.

"I recalled that the people who fell into this world with us at that time were Mr. Saiki Kusuo and Mr. Oda Sakunosuke."

"Oh, those two people won't die." Osamu Dazai said quite leisurely.

Saiki Kusuo, a young man with superpowers, is very special. In normal times, Osamu Dazai would still study it, maybe he could have some fun, but let’s forget it now.

As for Oda Sakunosuke, there is only one day in this world when the other party takes the initiative to seek death.

Uchiha Izumi was about to say something.

Suddenly, the sound of breaking through the sky pierced the sky, and Uchiha Quanna took Dazai away in an instant, jumping quickly to dodge.

And a monster with a fish head and a human body fell on the spot. He laughed and threatened to eat more humans.

Uchiha Izuna pondered, "This seems to be the fifth one. Mr. Dazai, this world is very strange, there are always such monsters appearing."

"Put me down quickly." Osamu Dazai said angrily.

Isn't it a monster!What is there to care about!

Uchiha Izuna put down Osamu Dazai and was about to speak, but immediately saw the fish head man who was about to cause damage to the surroundings was punched away by the pink-haired boy who appeared instantly.

It's Saiki Kusuo.

Regardless of looking at the surrounding situation, he quickly teleported to fight the new monsters that appeared.

"Wow." Dazai Osamu said playfully, "I can't see that young Saiki is so willing to help others."

Saiki Kusuo who teleported but could still hear Osamu Dazai's voice almost fell.

He couldn't care less about things, so he had to deal with the new monsters that appeared.This world is so strange, there are always countless monsters trying to destroy the earth.

A few seconds later, footsteps approached.

"Mr. Qitama, the fish-head man has been dealt with!"

"Did they do it?"

"Hey, Dazai!"

A familiar male voice sounded.

Osamu Dazai turned his head and saw Oda Sakunosuke coming with two people.

"Yo, Odasaku, you just picked someone up again."

"That's not true. There were monsters where I fell just now. Saitama and Genos helped me deal with the enemies."

Oda Sakunosuke still spoke in a flat tone.

Saitama and Genos didn't take it seriously, and quickly asked about the fish head man.

Osamu Dazai casually said that he was solved by a kind hero, Saitama quickly accepted this answer, and invited people to eat canned food together.

Osamu Dazai: "...No canned food." Damn, he wants to eat Western food!

The food at Konoha's place is too simple!

Oda Sakunosuke: "Dazai, don't be picky about food." He quickly thanked Saitama for the invitation, and quickly asked to have dinner together.

Osamu Dazai was about to refuse, just in time for a new round of monster attacks.

Saitama Genos rushed over quickly, and Oda Sakunosuke was about to help when he saw this...

Dazai Osamu said angrily: "It's terrible, this world is extremely boring."

Saiki Kusuo and Oda Sakunosuke would never be willing to leave this world!They are all immersed in saving lives!

Uchiha Izuna came out of his shadow, nodded after thinking, "Indeed, with the style of these two, it is impossible for them to sit idly by."

Osamu Dazai was listless, lying on the container.

He just wants to return to this world as soon as possible.It doesn't matter even if you go back and solve Mr. Mori's annoying work.

What is there to save people in this world, monsters are common, heroes keep appearing to fight against them, human beings may not be grateful...

Why bother, just wait for death obediently.

There are too many dazzling people in this world.

Stay a little longer, and he will be burned soon...

·

Four battles.

In fact, the joining of the second generation of Hokage may not be a good thing.

Both Uchiha Madara didn't like the second generation of Hokage, and they often played against the second generation of Hokage.

Senjujuma was very embarrassed, had to fight with two close friends, and was blamed by his younger brother for being too tolerant of Uchiha...

They fought like this until the night.

We finished the hot pot and had supper.

Tsunade and the others coughed dryly, "It's almost time, we will also help the two Hokages—"

"But, we haven't finished taking pictures yet." I raised my hand and reminded again.

Not far away, Kakashi and others are posing, waiting for me to take pictures of them.

Tsunade put his hands on his forehead, and said in a heavy tone, "Please think about it, is this worthy of my grandfather and the others?"

I was surprised and said, "Seizing the opportunity to take pictures is the most important thing!"

Immediately, I took a picture of Kakashi and the others, and added a filter.

The four generations of Naruto and the others all covered their stomachs and laughed when they saw the little red flower blush filter in the photo.

Kakashi touched his chin, as if studying the effect.

The corner of Sasuke's mouth twitched, "..."

——The four battles are meaningless.