Port Mafia Writing Diary

"Sure enough, those who speak honestly these days are easy to be excluded and bullied."

I folded my arms and couldn't help complaining, "Where did I say something wrong, Madara Uchiha rejected the pursuit of many women in Konoha, and just now rejected the marriage request of Miss Kyoko, the daughter of the daimyo of the Fire Kingdom. Now I understand Now, seeing the face on your chest...Damn it, Uchiha Madara, you are so bullying. Hashirama treats you so well, why do you curse him and print his face on you. "

During the time I was in Konoha, I heard stories from many people, and some of them said that they could take the opportunity to curse him by leaving things in their hands that they didn't like.

And my impression of Uchiha Madara is nothing more than a grumpy old man.What the other party does is taken for granted, and it is absolutely not the kind that violates peace.

Except that he would be happier when he went out to fight with Senshou Zhujian, on weekdays he would frown, fold his arms to deal with the important affairs of the village and the family, and he would also take time to avoid women's pursuit.

In this way, Uchiha Madara is indeed very busy, and it seems that he has no time to rest.

The Uchiha Madara I was familiar with stared at me with dangerous eyes, "Shut up, Asano, or—" He smashed a huge stone as tall as an adult with one punch.

The heroic Madara with Hashirama's head on his chest in this world stared at me quietly, and sneered, "Konoha Allied Forces, is this the incompetent rescuer you found?"

Konoha and others subconsciously said: "That's not true, we really don't know her."

I also said almost at the same time: "It's too much, how can you say Ling like that, Ling Mingming is a friendly and kind person."

"If sister Ling is a friendly and kind person, then am I not the holy father who saves the world?" Bai Lan complained bluntly when she got up.

I hit him in the stomach casually, and Bai Lan immediately fell down clutching his stomach, and Tsunayoshi Sawada, who just woke up next to him, saw this scene and shouted, "Die, Mr. Bai Lan is dead again... Wait, Bai Lan Mister doesn’t seem to be dead yet! God, when can I go back!”

I glared at the other party, "Still arguing?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi confessed, and immediately raised his hand to cover his mouth.His eyes were wide open, looking extremely frightened.

I was about to turn my head when I heard a bold voice, "Heh, who are you?"

The other party stared at Uchiha Madara, as if making an assessment.

Uchiha Madara's eyes just moved away from Gofang Madara's chest, and he said with disgust: "You actually printed the face of that guy Hashirama on your chest, which is shameful. I refuse to admit that you are me!"

"Heh. Do you think I'm willing to admit it? No matter how you got out, go to hell for me!"

Needless to say next.

The two sneered tacitly, and immediately started fighting.

The men who looked exactly the same fought skillfully and concisely.The moves are ruthless, as far as people's imagination goes, towards the purpose of killing people, but they are always reacted by the opponent in time.

The appearance of the two Uchiha Madara directly caused the people of the Ninja Village coalition to exclaim.

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"No way, there is another Uchiha Madara!"

"One is already so strong, and now there is another one."

"How can we repair, Kakashi-sensei, Sasuke, Sakura, what must we do?"

"Stop rambling, Naruto."

"Sasuke, I will take care of Kakashi-sensei."

……

Sasuke and Naruto looked at each other, tacitly joined forces, and they were about to attack.

Suddenly, a female voice was heard, "What a pity, if Hashirama is here, we can build a house and play here."

"No, it's more appropriate to let Tobima come here at this time. With him, the fee will be faster and the company will expand faster."

Between the pillars, between the doors?

Naruto Sasuke instantly thought of the first Hokage and the second Hokage of Konoha.

But this is completely impossible, the people who have seen these two people alive so far are already gray-haired old men...

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"Hey boy, can you tell me where this is?"

I grabbed Bailan with my left hand, and Tsunayoshi Sawada with my right hand, and I took the initiative to approach her.

The boy who looked very similar to Uchiha Izumi just snorted and didn't answer me.

On the contrary, the blond boy was stunned for a moment, and said with a bright smile: "Sister, this is a battlefield, we are going to fight Uchiha Madara, it is very dangerous, you should leave now."

"It's not the eldest sister!" I retorted subconsciously.

Both the cherry-haired girl and the masked young man almost fell to the ground.

The two of them tacitly complained: "Naruto, what is the point of this group of people's identities? They just appeared here out of nowhere. If it were any other time, they would be thrown into the dark department of the village for investigation and torture!"

——The point is that the other party actually cooperated. It's unbelievable. With Naruto's level of probing, it is reasonable to never graduate. Today, he really succeeded.

The other Ninja Village people nodded tacitly at the moment.

——Secretly decided to increase the training of his own village when he went back, absolutely not to be as stupid as Uzumaki Naruto.

"...idiot." Sasuke Uchiha silently looked away.

"The battlefield?" I groaned, glanced around, but didn't see anyone familiar here, and said blankly, "No, we just said goodbye to Zhu Jian and the others, why did Madara get besieged in the blink of an eye?"

"Sister Ling, shouldn't the point be that Brother Madara should be beaten with his upper body naked?" Tsunayoshi Sawada boldly complained.

After he finished speaking, he shrank his neck, for fear that he would be beaten.

I rubbed my chin thoughtfully, "Indeed. Although people in Konoha have often heard that Uchiha's clothes burst when they fight, but seeing it with my own eyes..."

Sure enough, I took out the Prynne mobile phone and quickly took pictures of the Uchiha Madara fighting. I have to say that the two Uchiha Madara were fighting too fast, and it took me a lot of effort to capture the blurry shadow.

Sawada Tsunayoshi looked over curiously, the corner of his mouth twitched, and his tone was difficult: "Well, this is not very good. It is completely wrong to take pictures of people."

"No, it's still very good-looking!" I confidently affirmed my shooting level.

Obviously, Uchiha Madara's face was clearly photographed, but the two Uchiha Madara's bodies were accidentally overlapped, so that the specific effect was Uchiha Madara making a thousand-armed Avalokitesvara behind Gofang Madara.

In addition to the ferocious and wanton smile on the bold and unconstrained face, the Thousand-Handed Avalokitesvara who suddenly appeared behind her looks even more funny...

Sawada Tsunayoshi said with difficulty: "Sister Ling, I suggest re-shooting, otherwise we will be in trouble if we are seen. Now we don't know when we can go back, not to mention Mr. Madara's strange good luck physique— —”

"That's right, why did I forget, it's been so long, yet no one has a crush on Madara. Something's wrong!" I punched my left hand and slapped my right.

"Wait a minute, from what you said just now, do you know the first Hokage and the second Hokage of Konoha?" Suddenly, the third Tsuchikage spoke urgently.

I nodded without thinking, and was about to speak, when I ran into a beautiful female ninja with a glamorous appearance.

The ninjas on the side all respectfully called her Mizukage-sama, and Mizukage also brought a few female ninjas with her. They froze before they could speak, and looked in the direction of Uchiha Madara...

"Wait a minute, something seems wrong." Tsunayoshi Sawada's expression changed, and he didn't finish what he said.

A gust of wind blew up in front of me, and I saw Mizukage and several female ninjas all heading towards Uchiha Madara, with the same love boiling on their faces...

"Master Madara, please accept my love!"

"Uchiha Madara, I like you, let's get married right away!"

"Since I met me, I realized that all the men in this world are fish mothers. Let's have fourteen or five children together."

……

Before I had time to react, I saw Uchiha Madara's expression tightened suddenly, and he immediately left the bold Madara and ran away in an instant.

Before Bold Madara could react, he watched the group of female ninjas ignore him, and chased straight towards Uchiha Madara. The words on his mouth were extremely bold and straightforward, and there were a steady stream of female ninjas running after him.

It completely made this battle a bit obscure and desolate...

The face of the male ninja present froze.

Until Uzumaki Naruto said: "Unexpectedly, the charm of the Uchiha Madara who just came out is so high! But, Uchiha Madara who stayed in place, why was he ignored? The same person, the same face, there is such a big difference! "

Haruno Sakura & Kakashi & Sasuke: "Shut up!"

——Didn’t you see the way Uchiha Madara looked at you and wanted to kill you immediately?

"Goodjob! Boy, you are good at complaining!" I clapped my hands without hesitation, and said with a smile, "To be honest, I also think that Madara I know is more attractive."

Sawada Tsunayoshi said in horror: "Sister Ling, be careful, Mr. Madara is about to go crazy! Be careful that he will kill us if he becomes angry!"

"...Shut up, little guy!" Hao Fangban gave Sawada Tsunayoshi a deadly look.

In an instant, Sawada Tsunayoshi almost fell to the ground, weeping, wondering why he was being targeted by the other party.

And I sighed, and looked at the bold Madara with a trace of pity in his eyes, "Mr. Madara, do you feel regretful now? Losing to the self in another world, it doesn't feel good."

"...Shut up!" Hao Fangban stared at me with a ferocious face, like a god of death from ancient times.

I ignored these, and said to myself: "Oh, you can't just get angry because of what I said! By the way, can you tell me why you have a face on your chest? Although I think he will be very upset if he knows. I am so touched, I will hold a water banquet in Konoha to share with you..."

"Shut up!" Hao Fangban yelled, and then a fire came towards me to extinguish it. The fire dragon almost swallowed me.

I let out a wow, and was about to use my ability, but Bai Lan, who had suddenly transformed into wings, grabbed me by the back of my collar to dodge.

Uzumaki Naruto, who was about to rescue him, only had time to take away Sawada Tsunayoshi.

Sawada Tsunayoshi wanted to cry but said without tears: "Mr. Bai Lan, please remember to save me next time, I'm almost finished."

"...Talk about this kind of thing sooner, I'm about to be strangled by Sister Ling!" Bai Lan fluttered her wings and flew, and soon landed beside Uzumaki Naruto.

As soon as I stood on the ground, a shy smile appeared on my face, "There is no such thing. Ling is just a weak, innocent and pitiful person."

As soon as the words fell, I gave Bai Lan an elbow without thinking, and he squatted on the ground clutching his stomach in pain, complaining that he had done something wrong again.

I just smiled and didn't plan to say more.

You can't tell people that every time he pretends to be B for a long time, he will reveal that imposing aura that stupid mortals would kneel down to me...

Beating and pretending to be a habitual offender is everyone's responsibility!

Uzumaki Naruto wowed, "Unexpectedly, you look as violent as Granny Tsunade."

Immediately, a gorgeous beauty gave him a chestnut without thinking.

Ignoring Uzumaki Naruto who was yelling, she quickly issued an order, calling several Hokage and powerful ninjas to step forward to stop the bold Madara who was about to erupt.

The next moment, he quickly seized the opportunity and looked at me, "Miss, let's make a quick decision. Who is Madara Uchiha who left just now? Do you know my grandpa and grandpa?"

She held my hand, a bright smile appeared on her beautiful face.

Being watched by everyone, I blushed and said in a low voice, "Well, I won't run away. It's embarrassing to be watched by such a beautiful woman."

Sensue Tsunade put on a tough look, and didn't let go immediately, "Hurry up, it's useless for you to change the subject."