I draw cards in high school

"Ah, take us to the nearest supermarket before we go back."

When Yizhizhi was driving near his home, Gojo Satoru suddenly asked him to stop at a nearby supermarket. Now not only Yizhizhi, but even Kurihara Baimo looked at him with a confused face. Obviously, no one could figure it out. Why go to the supermarket.

Is it really okay to go to the supermarket with a broken arm?

"Because I have to invite someone to dinner."

invite?

Who please?

Baitao pointed at herself suspiciously, but Gojo Wu just smiled with the corners of his mouth raised.

Ok?

Putting them down in front of the supermarket, Yidizhi drove to pick up Qihai and Yuzhang Youren as if rushing to the market.

Baitao waved her hand at the other party and slowly opened her mouth as if sighing, "Mr. Yidizhi is really busy, there are many things to do every day."

"Well, I think it's okay."

"..."

How did this person manage to be so shameless? Obviously, most of Mr. Yidizhi's affairs were caused by himself, so he still has the nerve to say that now.

After all, who is he going to invite to dinner, and how to bring the severed arm in?

So Baitao just watched Gojo Wu blatantly carrying Xia Youjie's severed arm into the supermarket, and took out his mobile phone to dial a number, "Come to my house for dinner tonight, I have something for you."

He didn't know what he said on the other end of the phone, Gojo Satoru suddenly turned his head and glanced at Baitao who had been following him, "Here."

???

What the hell?

what is this

The little girl stood on tiptoe to see whose name was on the phone screen, how could it have anything to do with her?

As if guessing what she was thinking, Gojo Gojo turned off the screen of the phone with a bang, never giving her a chance to see the name.

Why is this still so mysterious?

Just as Baitao was about to say something, she suddenly realized that the situation was not too much. She felt as if a lot of people were peeking at the two of them. Of course, Teacher Wutiao's appearance was one of the aspects. The broken arm.

Ah this...

"Teacher Wutiao, should we..."

"White peach sauce, what are you going to eat tonight?"

"I can eat anything."

The little girl's topic was successfully diverted by Gojo Satoru, and she didn't say that she wanted the other party to put the broken arm away until the two entered the supermarket.

Forget it, anyway, the security guards in the supermarket didn't drive them out. If they really came to ask about the big deal, then find a suitable reason.

From the moment he entered the supermarket, Baitao was only responsible for pushing the shopping cart, while Gojo Satoru kept taking the ingredients from the shopping shelf and putting them in.

Because most conjurers live alone, their housework abilities are about the same.And Gojo Satoru is probably a person who is perfect in every aspect except his personality. This person's ability to do housework is also top-notch. Baitao has eaten the meal cooked by the other party a few times, but because he doesn't want to do anything, this person rarely knows how to do it. Cook by yourself.

Why did this guy suddenly want to cook today?

It's weird, and who will pick it up?

Her gaze was on the severed arm in the shopping cart, and she suddenly felt something flash in her mind.

"Mr. Wujo, do you want my aunt to take my uncle's arm?"

"Yes~"

It's over, I didn't expect that death would come so quickly. She originally wanted to let her aunt know about it later, but who knew that Teacher Wutiao would let the other party take it away that day. Isn't this speed too fast?Is she going to be educated by her aunt today?

What to do, what they want is a complete Xia Youjie, but now they only got back one arm...

Will it explode on anyone?

"It's okay, Jie's head has already been opened once, and now it's nothing if he loses an arm."

"Mr. Wutiao, you don't seem to be treating your best friend's body. Why do I feel that you are so angry that you want to roast your brain?"

"I have it~"

Yes, you very much have, and it's a particularly scary feeling.

After purchasing about half of the cart's ingredients, Gojo Satoru took the little girl to the cashier to check out. There were a lot of things, but he didn't let the other party carry the shopping bag, so the little girl followed obediently with her broken arm in her arms.

Entering the complex, going to the elevator, and then taking out the key from Gojo Wu's pocket to open the door, Baitao's movements were done in one go without a single pause, and she came to the other's house more than once or twice, and there was even a pair of pink rabbit slippers specially prepared for her.

After changing his shoes, Gojo Satoru went straight to the kitchen with two big shopping bags and began to organize the ingredients, "There are drinks you like in the refrigerator."

"Good~"

Putting Xia Youjie's arm on the chair, the little girl obediently washed her hands and took a sip of an iced drink from the refrigerator, then rolled up her sleeves to help some people prepare ingredients.

Well, while she can't cook, at least she's pretty good at preparing ingredients.

I said before that many conjurers have the ability to live because they are single, and Kurihara Baimo does the most basic housework well, but the only thing that is more terrible is cooking.

It's not that the dishes she cooks are dark dishes, but that she can't cook anything at all.

She can prepare the dishes perfectly in the early stage, and then start cooking officially, but every time the pot is used, it will explode.

There is no reason, probably because she and the stove are born at odds. :)

Baitao has been cleaning the ingredients very carefully since the beginning, Gojo Satoru glanced at the other party and took the apron hanging on the wall and handed it over, "White peach sauce, can you tie the apron for me~ I can't tie it with my hands~ "

Emmmm......

The little girl put the dish back into the sink and stared at the apron in front of her for a few seconds, wondering if it was her illusion that there was some trap waiting for her.

But it's just an apron, and nothing else.

"Good."

After wiping her hands, she helped Gojo Satoru put on the apron, but the belt of the apron was in front of her body, and she needed to stand behind Gojo Satoru and reach out to him to pick up the belt.

After stretching out her hand to pick up the belt and tie it around her waist, Baitao suddenly realized that the action just now was her hugging Gojo Satoru from behind.

When she raised her head, she saw that the corner of the man's mouth was slightly raised, as if he had succeeded in a trick.

"..."

Ah, this man really needs to be beaten.

Standing behind her, Baitao raised her foot to kick the man's knee, but just as she raised her foot, she put it back down again.

Gee!

It will be hidden anyway, which is really boring.

"Humph!"

Anyway, all the dishes have been cleaned now, and there is nothing for her to do in the whole kitchen. After snorting, the little girl climbed onto the sofa with a drink and watched TV.

No matter which station I tuned to, it was broadcasting the news that a sewer in a certain street had collapsed in a large area. Seeing this Baitao fell silent.

A purple snake with eight heads coiled up on the sofa next to Baitao in a circle. It was really wronged. After all, they were not allowed to roam around in Gojo Wu's house. They crawled into the kitchen just now. I was threatened with a kitchen knife that if I come again, there will be an extra snake soup for dinner tonight.

Oh——

Changing her posture again, Baitao nestled into the sofa, and her tone was full of gloating: "Don't be shy about being wronged there, let's see if it's a hole you made?"

Yamata no Orochi drooped all eight heads, but didn't look up at the TV screen, looking like a dead pig not afraid of boiling water.

It's over, I really didn't expect this guy's personality to be so similar to his own, not only a group of people who can bend and stretch, but also shameless.

Putting the drink on the coffee table in front of her, Baitao flicked through the TV boredly, but within 10 minutes the girl fell asleep on the sofa.

As she slowly slid sideways on the sofa, this made Yamata no Orochi who was nestled beside her a little bit out of place, and finally could only curl up in the corner of the sofa even more aggrieved. straight down.

Probably out of a sense of pets protecting their owners, Yamata no Orochi tilted his head a few times and thought for a while, finally crawled up in front of Baitao's stomach, coiled up in a circle, and closed his eyes to recuperate.

Gojo Satoru, who has been busy in the kitchen since the beginning, heard that Baitao had lost her voice, so she stretched out her head and looked in the direction of the living room, only to find that the little girl fell asleep lying on the sofa at some point, so she walked over to her Turn down the volume of the TV and bring a blanket from the room to cover the other party.

Sensing that someone was approaching, Yamata no Orochi froze quickly, all spit out letters and looked at the person attacking, but when he saw that the other party was Gojo Satoru, he lowered his head in cowardice.

Originally, they had been coiled in front of Baitao's belly, Gojo Satoru stared at them for a few seconds, they had no choice but to shake their heads and crawl back to the corner of the sofa to coil up again.

Oh——

Now Gojo Satoru finally smiled in satisfaction, he put the blanket over Baitao's body, and carefully tucked it around without leaving any gaps.

After straightening up, he stood by and looked at the little girl's sleeping face for a while, anyway, the soup was still simmering in the pot, and it didn't matter if he looked at it for a while longer.

Why hasn't he graduated yet? He has already prepared graduation and birthday presents.

Well, there is still less than a year left, which is not bad.

Resting his chin on his hand for a while, he stretched out his hand to fiddle with the broken hair on Baitao's forehead, and then leaned forward slightly.

Under the gaze of eight pairs of eyes of Yamata no Orochi, Gojo Satoru lightly placed a kiss on Baitao's forehead, scaring them all back strategically.

As if aware of their actions, Gojo Satoru suddenly looked in their direction.

"If you tell what happened just now, you will be the ones in the pot."

"..."

Boo!

They will never say yes!

When Yui Kurihara rang the doorbell downstairs of the apartment, Gojo Satoru was just putting the last dish on the table, and he opened the door of the apartment downstairs, and within a minute the other party had already knocked on the door in the elevator.

"I said you have something to give to me? Your situation is too sudden and I brought two people..."

Her words stopped abruptly at this point, because she saw her niece rubbing her eyes and sitting up from the sofa.

"Huh? Auntie, you're here."

!!!

Yui Kurihara's eyes widened, and she almost grabbed Gojo Satoru by the collar.

"Did you guys do something to my niece?!"

"No, I'm serious about cooking."

what……

Who would believe this kind of thing? I really feel sorry for Gojo Satoru's character if he doesn't do anything with his personality.

Before coming, she had told the other party that she might bring two more people here, but she didn't say who she would bring, so when Xia Youjie and the ghost lamp with a mace walked in, Baitao, who was sitting on the sofa, was completely Everyone is in a state of emptiness, she opened her mouth slightly and looked completely stupid.

Mom, this person actually has a horn!

No, this is not the point, the point is that she thought only her aunt came alone, but now that even her uncle has come, so when she saw the broken arm, wouldn't she be hit by mixed doubles?

Sure enough, what she thought was right. When Xia Youjie saw Xia Youjie's right arm standing on the chair, Xia Youjie, the person involved, fell silent. His expression became very subtle at that moment, as if he was very helpless. I believe that I have only recovered one arm so far.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!"

One thing Baitao was wrong about, her aunt didn't act very angry, she even laughed wildly and slapped the table, which was totally different from what she expected.

Ah this...

Is it because you are too angry that you get angry like this?

"Well, this is probably the legendary retribution."

It was said that it was her aunt's boss who spoke up suddenly, and Baitao glanced at him secretly. According to preliminary inferences, this person should have a poisonous tongue, and he should be invincible in combat with a mace.

Look at this face again...

I'm afraid it's not a shaking S?

It's quite...

and many more.

Baitao put down the hand that picked up the chopsticks again, Teacher Wutiao shouldn't be shaking S, right?Shouldn't it be?

what?

Of course, if it is an M, she is not very willing.

"Wu, I think you deliberately showed me this severed hand."

After hugging his arm and being sad for a while, Xia Youjie finally opened his mouth. When he opened his mouth, it was the condemnation of the old Jianghu. Although it was not very moral, he was really sad.

Xia Youjie spent almost a year traversing the hell, playing all the entertainment facilities in it, and he was finally released. Of course, the first thing he did was to recycle his body. Who knows? The first one to come up to recover turned out to be the right arm.

Really thank each other.

"I didn't do it on purpose. I was looking for your body very seriously. I don't want to return it to you as soon as I get a part. I'll just burn it to you next time."

"..."

"Do you think I trust you?"

It was agreed that they were each other's only best friend, but because of the right hand of God, it turned out to be a complete overturn. It turns out that the friendship between men is not very indestructible, and it can even be so plastic.

"By the way, uncle, didn't you go to hell, why are you still in a physical state?"

Logically speaking, isn't it the state of the soul body now? Why is this a physical feeling that has nothing to do with being alive.

"Ah, the information on hell is much more complete, so we have found out a lot of things, and I will explain it to you in detail later. As for this entity, it is mainly because the Kamo family is a branch of the Kamo family in the Heian period. on the line."

Speaking of this, Kurihara Yui suddenly stopped, "I just made a mess of Kamo last night with Ghost Lantern."

"..."

Gojo Satoru gave the opponent a thumbs up at this time.

Great job venting!