I draw cards in high school

It is said that a pet's personality depends on its owner. At first, Kurihara Baitao didn't quite believe it, but now she saw the picture of Yamata no Orochi crazily smashing her head into the gravel, she felt a little familiar...

Well, Yamata no Orochi is a flexible cub just like himself.

In front of Wujo Wutiao, the face no longer exists, what can't the six eyes see through?Those small thoughts can be hidden.

Mingming thought that he would be able to raise his eyebrows in front of Wujo Wu by summoning Yamata no Orochi, but in the end, she was persuaded like this when he came up.

Orochi!Orochi!You have to be stupefied! !

Baitao patted Yamata no Orochi's big snake head helplessly, only to see several other snake heads suddenly approaching the snake head that got into the gravel.

What's the matter, are you still going to comfort it?

"You can't do it, you can't do it too much, you were scared like this before you even started."

As soon as the snake head opened his mouth, he uttered a fucking human language, scaring Baitao to sit down on the spot. What's more terrible was that these eight snake heads were not the same body with the same thought, they even mocked each other? !

"The eight heads of Yamata no Orochi have their own thoughts. If you have to say it, they are actually in a state of fighting with each other."

Gojo Satoru kindly helped the little girl with some basic knowledge about Yamata no Orochi, probably because he thought he was too rampant. Several snake heads glanced at each other and rushed over with mouth open, but in the end, without exception, all of them were killed. Throw your head into the gravel.

"..."

Ah, sure enough, the mouth-hitting thing is not exclusive to human beings, like Yamata no Orochi had a mouth-hitting before, and showed what it means to be able to bend and stretch on the spot.

Forget it, don't embarrass her here.

The most important thing now is probably not how to deal with Yamata no Orochi. It seems that the high school does not have such a big place to place such a big snake alone. What's more terrible is how to transfer the other party to the high school is still a problem.

Holding Xia Youjie's broken arm, Baitao Liyuan jumped off the snake's head, "What should I do, what do you want...can you become smaller?"

"They can get smaller, they can only get smaller."

Gojo Satoru patted the snake's head and showed a harmless smile. I don't know if it was Baitao's illusion. She felt as if Yamata no Orochi shivered for a while after being slapped by Gojo Satoru, and finally became very unsympathetic. Wishing to become only arms long.

Ah this...

"I almost thought this was your pet, Mr. Wutiao. They would make me lose face if they listened to you like this."

"In the animal world, the strongest is king. Who do you think is stronger, me or them?"

"..."

Okay, you are awesome, you are the best.

Yamata no Orochi, which was only one arm long, walked around Gojo Satoru and climbed onto Kurihara Baitao's shoulder. If possible, they didn't want to have too much contact with this six-eyed guy.

The current situation is also a good thing for them. The real person who has lost his right hand has become a piece of meat again. He wants to recover for a while. At least they can think of a better way to solve the Shibuya problem in the near future. matter.

The matter here has been almost resolved, Gojo Satoru called Yidizhi and asked the other party to come pick them up, and then do some finishing work by the way.

Speaking of finishing the aftermath, Baitao took a serious look at the sewer that had collapsed to a large extent. She was very curious about Yi Dizhi's expression when she saw this scene.

Well, probably cry.

Yidizhi has been made to cry by Wutiao teacher many times, and this kind of thing is probably very familiar to him.

On the other end of the phone, the voice of the person on the other end of the phone changed after hearing a brief description of the scene.

I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, although Wujo-sensei made the other party cry many times, but this time it seems that the Yamata no Orochi he pulled out made the other party cry.

She really wants to repent here.

Imagining Yidizhi crying and seeing it face to face are completely two concepts, especially when he feels guilty in his heart, he can't wait to stuff his head into the gravel.

"Um...Mr. Yizhizhi, this matter should be resolved quite easily, right?"

"..."

Kurihara Baimo can bet that she definitely saw a crystal clear tear flow down from the corner of Yizhi's eye, but social animals are not worthy of tears, so the other party quickly wiped away the tears with his sleeve.

"Can be solved."

Ah, Mr. Yidizhi is indeed a reliable adult social animal just like Qi Haihai.

Awesome, give you a thumbs up.

"Baitao, don't bully Yidizhi, he's already having a hard time."

"Gojo-sensei, you are the one who is the least qualified to talk about it, right? You are the one who makes Mr. Ichichi cry many times every day, right?"

Originally, Baitao spoke for Yi Dizhi, which made him feel at least a lot more comfortable, but why did he feel that the following words became more and more wrong, as if he and Mr. Wujo had some ulterior secret.

"And she was teased and cried."

"...Kurihara-san, the topic seems to be a bit off topic."

Yi Dizhi felt that if he didn't stop him, this guy might not be able to say anything strange again, he was not a person who would be played with by Mr. Gojo casually!

Hugging Xia Youjie's arm, the little girl nodded seriously in agreement, "Okay."

Going on like this, she might forcibly abduct the car that was originally going to the kindergarten to the university by herself, and put a green hat on herself, is it okay?

Baitao got into the car obediently with her arms folded, and Gojo Satoru sat beside her very naturally. As for Yidizhi, he stood outside the car and made a few phone calls, as if he was arranging something, probably the same as the collapse. Regarding the large area.

Sorry, she confessed again.

Noticing that the little girl was holding Xia Youjie's arm obediently all the time, Gojo Wu waved his big hand and directly held the arm in front of him for a closer look.

"Hmph, it turned out to be the right hand."

"Huh? What happened to your right hand?"

Is there any hidden meaning in this?Especially when she saw Gojo Satoru's obviously subtle smile, Baitao felt that the matter might not be that simple, and she had to ask clearly.

Stretching her head over, the little girl expressed her doubts, but she saw that the expression on this guy's face was more subtle.

Ok

"That's the right hand of a man, the right hand of a man's god."

"..."

Now Baitao finally understands what the other party means. Anyone who is a person may know why [God's Right Hand] is called this name, because...

Because of some uncontrollable factors, boys have to rely on their [God's Right Hand] to relieve their distress from the beginning of puberty. People like my uncle who have been widowed for many years may have a higher utilization rate of this hand.

It can even be described by [exploration rate 100%], [lively and vigorously], [little white dragon in the waves], although I am not sure if Brainstorm has done the same thing after occupying my uncle's body, but at least I should feel that my body Some subtlety.

Wait, is it really okay for her to say that about her uncle who has passed away and gone to hell?Are you sure it won't be struck by lightning?She was ruining the other party's reputation.

No, you must not let Wutiao teacher guess what you are thinking, this blame must be let the other party take the blame.

Although she was full of inner drama, Baitao felt that it would only take a few seconds, and she would definitely gain the upper hand.

She quickly changed her bewildered expression into one of shock, anger, and indescribability. If her face was a fan-shaped figure, these expressions would have divided the area of ​​her face equally.

"Teacher Wutiao, you can't say such things in front of an underage female student. You are sexual harassment. If you call the police, the police uncle will definitely arrest you."

Anyway, Gojo Satoru didn't care if he could be captured or not, he just thought it was quite interesting.

Looking at Xia Youjie's right hand, and then at his own right hand, Wujo Wu became narcissistic.

"Look at my hands, they are really pretty. I really answered the sentence [Ten fingertips are like bamboo shoots, and wrists are like white lotus roots]. How can I have such beautiful hands?"

"..."

Fuck, Hakumo Kurihara wanted to take off her shoes and hit someone in the face.

Yidizhi had already finished the phone call and returned to the car when she was about to smash her face. He is now responsible for sending the two people in the back seat back to Gaozhuan.

"Yi Dizhi drove directly to my house."

"Ok?"

"Um???"

Yidizhi and Baitao looked at Gojo Satoru with bewildered expressions at the same time. They didn't understand why the other party suddenly wanted to go home. What kind of home did they go home after the New Year? Besides, they just had a fight with a real person. Go back and report the situation to the principal, unless there are other things.

Baitao, who had been driving in her head all day today, drove a high-speed train again. The little girl felt that she might already know something.

She showed a very surprised look, and covered her mouth with her hands, "Oh my god, Mr. Wutiao, you took me back to your home, are you trying to do something strange?!"

creak-

Because of the little girl's words, Yi Dizhi directly drifted the car out. Fortunately, he held the steering wheel in the end so that the car did not turn over completely.

"Yidichi, your driving skills need to be improved."

"...Yes, sorry."

"No, Mr. Yizhizhi should be me who wants to say sorry."

It was obviously his own fault, and Baitao would feel very uneasy if the other party had to bear the mistake in the end.

After the car drove normally on the national highway again and drove smoothly for a period of time, Baitao suddenly remembered something. She sent Yinshi her address to locate that he was also on the way, but she didn't seem to tell him that the matter had been resolved.

Very apprehensively she took out her mobile phone, and the little girl tried to send an email, but in the end she was bombarded with calls from different people.

"Ahhhhh! Sorry! I'm really sorry! I invite you to dinner!!"

"You first make up for the ice cream hot pot owed to me, Ah Yin!"

Baitao's tears were about to flow on the spot. Fortunately, Yinshi, a dessert lover, only recognizes desserts, so the others can buy them according to their own preferences.

Oh——

The small money she originally wanted to use for krypton gold is now gone.

I don't know if it's because the little girl ignored him, but Gojo Satoru stretched out his hand again, "Hands are like catkins, and skin is like creamy fat."

This……

Is it used to describe a girl's hand?

Thinking of this little girl's expression became more subtle.

"Teacher Wutiao, you have become a mother."

"..."