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Having hemorrhoids is very uncomfortable, especially in ancient times, when there were no special medicines, this disease was the most tormenting.Uh... I can't say any more, and he will feel pain if I continue talking!

"Uh...then...please brother..." Yun Tianqing's eyes widened in disbelief, then she blushed and touched her head, then simply lay down on the bed and did not move.

"...bring the medicine here!" Seeing Yun Tianqing, who looked like a dead body, Xuan Xiao despised him from the bottom of his heart, took the medicine calmly and calmly, picked up a small piece with his fingertips without changing expression, and then kept his eyes fixed Directly - poked into a red and swollen □ somewhere.

"Aw—oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!" yun tianqing was in so much pain that he just wanted to roll on the bed.Brother...why did you strike so hard...

The senior brother didn't find anything strange, he should be thankful, but why... it's just a finger, why would he have a feeling of being overwhelmed again? ——Obviously I was the one who overthrew Senior Brother in the first place! ! !

Yun Tianqing, who had all kinds of resentment in his heart, had an unpredictable expression on his face. Xuan Xiao had a panoramic view of that expression, and the joy in his heart became more and more obvious.Sure enough, if there is someone to accompany him to suffer, the pain will be relieved a lot. The ancients can't afford me!

"Okay." Xuan Xiao, who decisively pulled up someone's pants, blushing from the beginning to the end, glanced at Yun Tianqing and said softly, "Then, it's your turn to help with the medicine. .”

"Ah... huh?" Yun Tianqing, who was planning to stay away from this place of right and wrong, and ran out to blow the cold wind to cool down, heard Xuan Xiao's calm words by accident, and immediately turned into a sculpture and stopped moving.

"Senior brother... do you want... me, give... give, you... medicine?" Yun Tianqing stuttered because of nervousness, and looked at Xuan Xiao who was sitting in a cold and reserved posture, feeling extremely miserable in his heart. Can't explain in detail.

Brother, isn't this a sign of tossing?However, he is dumb and eats Coptis chinensis, which is unspeakable.Alas, lying is indeed a bad thing, one lie needs thousands of lies to be fulfilled...

"What? Are you reluctant to ask you to take the medicine?" Xuan Xiao gave Yun Tianqing a cold look, raised his sword eyebrows, and said coldly, "I can give you the medicine, but you can't do it for this." Do?"

"Ah...brother, that's not what it means..." Seeing Xuan Xiao's furious expression of "dare to dislike" on his face, Yun Tianqing hurriedly stepped forward and explained in a panic, "No, brother, I definitely didn't mean that! Actually, I was afraid..."

"...Afraid? What are you afraid of?" Xuan Xiao raised a pair of frosty eyes, and stared at Yun Tianqing coldly, feeling extremely depressed in his heart, "We two share the same disease, do you think I will leak the secret? In your heart, I am Then wait for the younger generation?!"

"Senior brother—" Although he was very happy that senior brother used the word "we", he was really worried about himself. Nail scratched his face and said in a low voice, "Okay, since senior brother doesn't mind, then I... will obey."

The senior brother is not worried that he will strike in the middle and take advantage of the opportunity to eat tofu, so why is he so polite!

Immediately shaking off the psychological burden, Yun Tianqing had a bold smile on his face, his eyes were as bright as stars, and he said with uneasy joy in his heart, "Brother, let's apply the medicine~"

...When you take the medicine, you just take the medicine. What is the reason for such a turbulent tone? !Xuan Xiao sat on the bed next to Yun Tianqing, folded his arms around his chest, looked at him leisurely, narrowed his eyes slightly, and asked in a threatening tone, "Did you get into some trouble again?" weird look...

"Eh? Brother, why did you say that?" Yun Tianqing, who was twisting the bottle cap, raised his head in surprise, his eyes full of doubt and innocence.He didn't cause trouble, but... he couldn't help but want to cause trouble.

"...Hmph!" Leng Leng snorted, with awe-inspiring and inviolable aura, Xuan Xiao took off his coat and lay down on the bed, glanced back at Yun Tianqing coldly, and warned, "Take the medicine honestly, don't think otherwise!"

"Hehe...Okay." Yun Tianqing scratched her face guiltily, her cheeks flushed slightly, she bent down and began to carefully apply medicine for Xuan Xiao.

"... um..." The fingers wrapped in slightly cool grease, twirled lightly and slowly, as if playing a piano, unhurriedly, slowly, the crunchy and numb feeling along the tailbone, climbing all the way from the back to the peripheral nerves, strange The electric current instantly spread throughout the whole body, and Xuan Xiao couldn't help letting out a muffled groan.

"...Yun Tianqing! It's just a medicine, is it necessary to be so slow? Do you think this is cooking?!" Angrily roared, Xuan Xiao grabbed Yun Tianqing's hand in anger, his cheeks were burning red stared at him hard.

Obviously being glared at by senior brother Xuan Xiao, Yun Tianqing felt satisfied for a while, he smiled very ambiguously, and said frivolously without shyness, "Brother probably doesn't know something, this...cough, hemorrhoids are also divided into internal hemorrhoids As for external hemorrhoids, senior brother, these are mostly internal hemorrhoids, but there are also some... redness and swelling on the outside, um... so you have to wipe it evenly inside and out!"

"...is there still such a thing?" Xuan Xiao, who only knew a little about hemorrhoids, couldn't help frowning when he heard the words, looking at Yun Tianqing's calm expression, he said in a rather depressed mood, "Then you continue to take the medicine Bar……"

"Nineteen hemorrhoids", hemorrhoids are quite difficult to treat... Let's assume that what Yun Tianqing said is reasonable, he himself has hemorrhoids, so he won't be able to joke about it.

"...Okay~" Yun Tianqing was bound to smile, with unspeakable joy and joy, and continued to seriously carry out the great cause of medicine.

The outer edge of the finger was dexterous, Yun Tianqing stared at Xuan Xiao's expression, saw that he did not feel disgusted, felt relieved, and while Xuan Xiao was drowsy, gently whispered to his ear, "Brother, I'm going in~"

"... Long-winded! Come in quickly!" Xuan Xiao, who was half awake and half asleep, muttered impatiently, and simply picked up the pillow, covered his head, and complained vaguely, "Yun Tian, ​​who is so troublesome Qing, such a trivial matter as taking medicine... tell me..."

"Hehe..." A deep smile appeared in Yun Tianqing's eyes, he lowered his head and continued to focus on the movements of his fingers.It's rare to have a chance to explore carefully, but it can't be like the last time, when the senior brother counterattacked in the middle of the process... This time, he and the senior brother are both very sober.Hmm...maybe brother is already fast asleep?

"Huh..." There was an even breathing sound under the pillow, and the alcohol was still not dispelled, and Xuan Xiao fell asleep in a short time.

"Brother... Sigh..." Yun Tianqing, who had applied the good medicine, shook her head, and obediently pulled out her troublesome long finger. Looking at the crystal liquid that came out, the corners of her lips curled into an ambiguous arc, "Next time, never let it go!" Pass you!"

Smiling with determination, Yun Tianqing covered Xuan Xiao with the quilt, put away the ointment and left the bed.

He didn't want his senior brother to wake up the next day and get angry about their sharing the same bed, so for the time being... it's better to continue like this.

Yun Tianqing, who thought he had made a big step, walked out of the room with a smile, but at this moment, he hadn't imagined that he would hear that Xuan Xiao and Su Yu would go to the forbidden area to practice cultivation the next day.

*****

The next day, the matter of Xuan Xiao and Su Yu'er's practice had already been circulated in the faction.

Dressed neatly and picked up the Xihe sword, looking at the extremely familiar half body, Xuan Xiao couldn't help but raise the corners of his lips.Xi He... he was finally able to pick it up aboveboard!

"Buzzing——" Xi He, who had the same appearance but was completely different inside, felt Xuan Xiao's mood at the moment, and the sword spirit also responded happily.

"—Bump!" Before he could walk out the door, the door was slammed open.Xuan Xiao glanced at it calmly, and said hello calmly, "Tianqing, why are you so crazy early in the morning?"

It's really strange to say, he is such a normal young man, how come the people around him always have convulsions?Suspicion suddenly arose in Xuan Xiao's heart, and he couldn't understand it.

"...Brother,...are you really going to the forbidden area...with Suyu...Junior Sister, Shuang...Xiu?" Pointing at Xuan Xiao with trembling hands, Yun Tianqing had a disillusioned expression on his face, as he was going through hardships and bitterness. The words were complete, before Xuan Xiao could open his mouth, he felt dejected, and said with a self-deprecating smile on his lips, "I understand,... I understand..."

It turns out that he has always been self-righteous, self-made... Passionate.Now...he understands everything...

"Tianqing, you—" Are you okay?When the words came to his lips, Xuan Xiao hesitated for a while, but finally he couldn't say anything to persuade Yun Tianqing to stay, but just watched silently as he fled here, and soon disappeared from his sight.

"Just be quiet... it will get better..." No matter how deep the affection is, time will not last.Xuan Xiao sighed deeply in his heart, and when he raised his head again, he had returned to his usual indifferent and reserved posture, and said in a calm but forceful tone, "It's time to go to the forbidden area, don't let Junior Sister Suyu wait for long."

Lifting his steps lightly, there was a faint and clear voice from his sleeve, it was the medicine bottle put away by Xuan Xiao.That idiot Yun Tianqing left behind, he just picked up a big deal for nothing!

Not feeling guilty at all, Xuan Xiao ignored the continuous voices of discussion along the way, and walked towards the forbidden area near Chengtian Sword Terrace with the Xi He Sword that he had just acquired.

*****

The days of cultivating in the forbidden area are very boring. Xuan Xiao has been deliberately concealing his cultivation. When he arrived in the forbidden area, he asked Suyu and found that her progress was too far behind. It's not just talking to Xihe.

It's a pity that although Xi He has been with him for many years, he is still only a sword spirit and not a human being. He has limited knowledge and thinking, and cannot do whatever he wants