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, came into close contact with Xuan Xiao, whose body was hot, even though he was full of concern about the situation of his senior brother, his body reacted involuntarily.

"Probably... I'm drunk too..." Yun Tianqing shook his head with a wry smile after knocking on his chaotic mind, "This is not okay, taking advantage of others' danger is not what a gentleman would do, although I don't care about it. Gentleman, but..."

Staring at Xuan Xiao's face with lowered eyes, seeing the two eyes-obstructing tears, Yun Tianqing felt disgusted in his heart, and suddenly lowered his head and kissed her, "Who... made you so sad? Suyu? Or... the one called What stream?"

"...Hmm..." Between half asleep and half awake, he felt something weird on his mouth, Xuan Xiao subconsciously wanted to open his mouth to tell the other party to get out of the way, not to disturb his sweet dreams, but unexpectedly, the other party took advantage of him to open his mouth. In the gap, aiming at the right moment, he moved forward bravely, and directly wrapped his tongue and danced together.

The mind became more and more chaotic and heavy, Xuan Xiao wanted to open his eyes, and rationally reminded him that something was wrong, but his body seemed not to be his own, his limbs were heavy and unable to move, and it didn't work after a lot of effort. In the end, he could only sigh in his heart With a loud sound, he broke the jar and thought: Anyway, they are all men, so there is nothing to be afraid of!

In fact, Xuan Xiao, who has a normal sexual orientation, let go at this moment, creating a harmonious situation.

【Ding—system prompt: The owner is now a human being, and his resistance to 'Rouge Drunk' is zero.The top quality wine 'Rouge Drunk' has side effects. After the onset of alcohol, you will be drunk for three days and three nights, and there are other unknown effects. Please discover and explore by yourself!Then... Master, please enjoy this wonderful first night~ XD】

The inside of the house is really... the spring is just right, and it is a joy to be upside down.

*****

Xuan Xiao, who had been in a coma for three days and three nights, was completely eaten and wiped off. The headmaster in the middle once sent someone to summon Xuan Xiao, but was told by Yun Tianqing that "Senior brother has a cold and is recuperating in seclusion", and finally had to frown and put aside the matter of double cultivation for the time being. .

Three days later...

"Hiss—I'm going! I was dismantled and reassembled, right? All the bones in my body are creaking, and..." Sensing a strange feeling in the chrysanthemum, Xuan Xiao's expression changed a few times, and his face suddenly became very ugly. "Could this feeling be...hemorrhoids?"

"...Boom!" After realizing that Xuan Xiao was about to wake up, he hurried to steal the food and came back. Because he was guilty and didn't dare to enter the house, he had to squat quietly by the door to eavesdrop, but Yun Tianqing, who heard the answer, couldn't help it , accidentally fell directly into the house.

"...Who!" Xuan Xiao's face suddenly became colorful, thinking of what he was talking to himself just now, thinking that no one had lowered his volume, he immediately gritted his teeth and stared angrily at Yun Tianqing who entered the door, his tone was full of threats and warnings, "Tianqing, good junior brother, you didn't hear anything just now, did you?"

Hemorrhoids on his buttocks... For the sake of his glorious and beautiful image, he must not let his classmates know about it!

"Brother, I didn't hear anything." Yun Tianqing immediately stood upright, shaking her head like a rattle, and obediently lowered her head to reply, but the corners of her mouth raised uncontrollably, saying in her heart: I'll go... so Senior brother is so easy to deceive!If I had known earlier, why would I be so worried, I would have given up my brother hundreds of years earlier!Uh... No, no, extreme joy begets sorrow, it's better to keep a low profile, huh...

"Hey, senior brother, you must be hungry after sleeping for so long, right? I brought me some food. Although it's all some vegetable porridge, it's better than nothing, and it's good to pad my stomach!" Yun Tian with a flattering expression on his face Qing, came to the bed with a smile and carrying the dishes, did not dare to sit down but stood respectfully, never leaving Xuan Xiao for a moment.It really looks better the more you look at it, alas, he sees that he is completely finished, planted on the elder brother's Lingxiao flower, and there is no turning back...

But so what!It's just... "Hiss—" Yun Tianqing's expression twisted for a while, the tearing sensation from his lower body made him twitch the corners of his mouth uncontrollably.

The senior is worthy of being a senior, even if he is suppressed, he will quickly come back, and his learning speed is so fast that he is worthy of his name of "Qinghua (genius)".

"...Huh? Yun Tianqing, what's the matter with me?" Xuan Xiao, who was gnawing dry buns and eating vegetable porridge as if venting, caught a glimpse of Yun Tianqing's twitching expression, narrowed his eyes dangerously, and said, "Could it be... ...Yun Tianqing, you..."

"Uh...brother, I suddenly remembered that I have something to do, let's take a step first—" Seeing that the situation was wrong, Yun Tianqing was about to run away immediately.Just kidding, brother just woke up a little dazed, he thought he had hemorrhoids, it was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and it saved him the trouble of explaining, but it is still possible for one person to get hemorrhoids, it would be strange for two people to get hemorrhoids at the same time ...

"Sure enough, you have hemorrhoids too!" Conclusively drawing this conclusion, Xuan Xiao stared at Yun Tianqing thoughtfully, and whispered to himself, "Could it be that Yun Tianqing has always been involved in stealing food recently? In the end... accidentally self-defeating?"

"Uh..." Looking at Xuan Xiao who automatically explained to him, Yun Tianqing was suddenly filled with helplessness.To be honest, before senior brother woke up today, he was already mentally prepared to plead guilty and be hacked to death by senior brother with a sword. Who knew... the always smart senior brother actually has such a dull side, but, so cute ~!

"Okay...we're even! Keep secrets from each other, just as..." Xuan Xiao squeezed his fists, with a shameful expression on his face, as if he had exhausted all his strength, and then squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth Saying, "Nothing ever happened!"

"Cough...Okay, okay, Senior Brother." Yun Tianqing's cheeks were slightly hot, but this time it wasn't spring, an instinctive reaction or something, but... Oops, I have never had anything to do with shyness, and now I actually feel embarrassed, after all, the senior brother is the most powerful.

Thinking that he was halfway through the attack that night, when he was suddenly overwhelmed by his senior brother's backhand, and ooxxed him cleanly... Yun Tianqing couldn't help gasping, and silently mourned for himself for a quarter of an hour.

Such things as drunkenness and sneak attacks in the middle of the night... are not easy to do!Senior brother still has him to serve him, pity him he has to heal his wounds, but also has all kinds of worries and fears in his heart, he can hardly eat and sleep at night~ ah~

Tianwaiyin: The typical one who gets cheap and acts like a good boy, is referring to people like Yun Tianqing.

*****

Because of accidentally catching the wind and cold, Xuan Xiao, who had been recuperating in the room for three days, calmly ignored Yun Tianqing's worried and anxious little eyes after recovering a little, and went to meet the head of the house very unsteadily. .

"Xuan Xiao, Su Yu, I ordered the two of us to come here today because I have a major matter related to our faction to entrust!"

Finally heard this sentence, labor and management are getting impatient, you know? !Xuan Xiao complained violently in his heart, with a serious iceberg face on his face, he listened to Tai Qing's lectures respectfully.

After a long-winded speech, I can sum it up in one sentence, "For the whole faction to ascend, Xuan Xiao Suyu, let's go to the forbidden area to double cultivate!", it's as simple as that.But Xuan Xiao, who knew the cause and effect and had personally experienced the fall of the Qionghua School, could only sneer in his heart at this moment.

The fellow cultivator of Human Sword brought not only rapid progress in cultivation, but also the excruciating pain that accompanied the reversal of tendons. When he just crossed over in his previous life, he was sealed alive in the thousand-year-old black ice, and he gritted his teeth day and night and endured it. Pain...a lifetime, unforgettable!

With a cold light shining in his eyes, Xuan Xiao took a step forward and replied in a deep voice, "The disciple takes on this important task, and he will definitely practice diligently and live up to his mission!"

Suyu glanced at Xuan Xiao hesitantly, lowered her head in a complicated mood and did not speak.

Taiqing seemed to see Suyu's hesitation, his eyes were as sharp as his words, he refuted Suyu's unwillingness to double cultivation, and completely dispelled her idea of ​​quitting.

……

Finally, Taiqing, who was finally satisfied, waved his arms and said, "From today onwards, the two of us will go to the forbidden area to practice every day. The door of the forbidden area must be opened by the spiritual light algae jade. We each hold one piece and must not hand it over." By other disciples!"

"Yes!"

"……Yes."

Xuan Xiao replied without hesitation, which was in stark contrast to Su Yu's slightly melancholy voice.

Perhaps, certain endings... have long been doomed.

At this time, Xuan Xiao breathed a sigh of relief, but there was a trace of hesitation in his heart.If Tianqing learns that he and Suyu are double cultivators, how...how does it feel?

So far, it can only be taken one step at a time.

The author has something to say: Cover my face, I broke my promise... The harmonious content is determined not to be posted, 囧... The ambiguous words in the last chapter were almost warned otz

In the future, the h part should be saved as a customized benefit, I'm sorry you guys tut

Cover your face, Qing Xiao Xiao Qing achieved it all at once, this can be regarded as a kind of welfare xxd

By the way... Is Meimei Suyu crying or laughing o(╯□╰)o

37 Legend of Sword and Fairy: Xuan Xiao

To be precise, going to the forbidden place to practice is exactly what Xuan Xiao wanted, and the embarrassment of getting hemorrhoids would be thrown at grandma's house. Maybe Yun Tianqing's big mouth leaked, he better hurry up out of sight and out of mind.

Back in front of the room with the stone lion at the door, Xuan Xiao paced back and forth, and finally made up his mind to push the door open.

"Hiss—uh...Xuan Xiao...Senior brother? That, I, it is..." The person who was applying medicine to the tragic chrysanthemum, with a frightened expression on his face, grabbed the medicine bottle behind him with one hand, and hurriedly Pull up your pants.

"Apply medicine?" Xuan Xiao calmly glanced at a certain bare buttocks, saw a red and swollen chrysanthemum somewhere, and the corners of his mouth rose uncontrollably, but due to his always good image, he still cared out of kindness, " need