[Comprehensive] Little Spider's troubles about flat chest

After finishing the housework, I turned on the TV to watch the latest hot news.

Then I was stunned by a piece of news.

The picture on the TV screen was a little fuzzy, but the line below was written clearly.

Spider-Man and Deadpool hold a wedding.

——? ? ?

what's the situation!

I'm only in my forties, do I already have blurred vision?

I was so confused that I even stretched out my hands and rubbed my eyes.

Or this line, I read it right!

I stood up from the sofa with a swish!

God!I knew it!I knew that Deadpool was not a good person!

How can he?How could he deceive Petra's feelings?

oh!I get it, he must be one of those fags who cheats on marriages... Me, my poor Petra.

I couldn't help but cover my mouth and start worrying about Petra.

where is she nowAre they about to collapse?

oh god!I quickly took out my cell phone and called Petra.

Beep beep—damn it!Hurry up and answer the phone!

After an unknown period of time, the call was finally connected.

"Hello? Aunt Mei...how are you?" I heard Petra's heavy panting on the echo of the phone, and her tone sounded a little surprised.

oh!She must be very sad right now, but how should I put it?

"...Petra? You, are you okay?" I said cautiously.

"..." Petra on the other end of the phone was silent for a while, and then she said, "I'm fine."

"Really?" Pretty good?Why do I think she is not good at all?

"Really, of course." Her tone was a bit reluctant.

Oh... I'm really anxious.Why do children nowadays like to be brave so much?Is it bad to tell the truth to someone who cares about you?

She must be very sad now, but I don't know how to comfort her.

Blaming her choice at the time must have made her even more sad, after all, she once thought Deadpool was "the best".

So I chose to target that damn Deadpool.

"Heissuasshole! He must have cheated on your feelings, right? I can't believe there are such shameless bastards in this world!"

"Uh, Aunt May...not—" Petra's flustered voice sounded from the microphone.

Why panic?He can't hear it! "I can't believe Spider-Man would marry him! Is Spider-Man blind?"

"..." There was silence on the phone for a while, and then I heard Petra whisper, "Hey, Wade, what are you doing!"

The next second, a man's voice came from the microphone, "Hello, dear Aunt Mei."

Oh oh!I was taken aback. For a moment, I thought the other party's voice was familiar, but I wasn't quite sure.

"Uh, you are?" I asked, frowning.

"Actually, we've met—yes, that's right! I'm Deadpool! But to be honest, I can't take it anymore. I don't want to be misunderstood by your closest relatives as a jerk!" The last sentence seems to be not Said to me, and as the low voice from the microphone sounded, I finally recalled his identity.

"No, wait. I'm a little confused, aren't you married to Spider-Man? Why... why are you still pestering Petra?"

Could it be that?He is on two boats!

God!This is even more excessive than his empathy!

"No, no, please stop the crazy thoughts in your cute little head." His grumpy voice sounded a little helpless, "Shit! Although the game of wearing vests and dropping vests is fun, I'm really fed up , can you feel what it feels like to be forced back when the arrow is on the string?"

No, no, I don't want to feel at all.

Petra snatched her mobile phone from my hand, looked at me in disbelief, and mouthed to me, "What do you want to do?"

"You." I pursed my lips and spread my hands to her.

She choked on the words, and then gave me an angry look.

Petra was still wearing her wedding dress, and even though she was glaring at me, I was still fascinated by her gaze.

Wait, back to the topic.

I know that Aunt May is the most important person in Petra, and I once proposed to write an invitation for Aunt May to attend our wedding.

But who knows, Petra thought for a moment, and flatly refused.

She said that she would rather Aunt May know nothing, even if she could not attend her wedding.

I've always listened to her, and at the time we didn't think there was any supernatural reporter who could actually take pictures of superheroes and make everyone know... well, I suspect he might have something special too ability.

But she did marry me as a superhero to keep it a secret—wait, so she's officially single?And none of the friends in her life knew about it?

Dry!Mistake!

call!She really wows me with this clever little villain.

I thought a lot for a moment, while Petra put the phone to her ear and murmured, "Aunt Mei..."

"What's going on?" I wrapped my arms around Petra's body, eavesdropping on the back of her phone.

"I..." She became silent again, I guess she really felt guilty towards Aunt May for this incident, "I'm sorry, but...but I don't know if I should say it or not."

Hey, here we go again.I really don't know what she is struggling with, obviously such words can no longer be perfunctory to Aunt Mei.

Is it that difficult to tell your closest relatives that you are the Spider-Man everyone loves?

If I were Spider-Man instead of Deadpool, I would have wanted to let the world know this news.

Of course I can understand what she is thinking, but to be honest, I think her worries are too much.

Believe me, after reading so many comics and gaining so much experience, I often hide my identity from my relatives and set the flag, but they will die faster.

Not to mention the two of us can protect her.

"Why? Why shouldn't you say it?" Sure enough, I knew that Aunt Mei must be doubting her life now.

I felt Petra's tense body in my arms and knew she was in considerable conflict.

Suddenly, Petra turned her head and looked at me in bewilderment.

I understood the meaning of tolerance in her eyes, hugged her tightly and nodded with my head on her shoulder, "Just do what you want."

Petra suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, she relaxed and leaned against me.

"Aunt Mei, I'm sorry. I have been hiding one thing from you all this time." She took a deep breath, and then let it out again.

"Actually... I am Spider-Man."

After finishing speaking, she immediately hung up the phone, as if she was trying to avoid something.

Then she turned around and hugged me so tightly that I couldn't help but feel a little amused.

"Uh, although it's a bit disappointing to say this now, but... can we continue what we just did?" I rubbed my hands excitedly, and then started to lift layers of veils on her body again.

"Wade..." She looked a little helpless, "You can't—vomit."

I stopped suddenly, sorry, I'm unusually sensitive to that word because of my appearance.

——Did Petra retch just now?

Hey!I know I'm in a hurry, but don't think I'm disgusting!

Although I think there is a high probability that she just ate something bad.

But... I'm hurt, I'm really hurt!

I looked at her with my chest in my hands, and Petra also showed a puzzled and terrified expression at this time, "No, Wade! That's not what I meant."

"That's what you mean!" I covered my face and cried, "I used to call her Xiao Tiantian when I watched the stars and the moon with me, but now that the newcomer is better than the old one, I'm going to vomit!!"

While crying, he opened his fingers to peek at her expression.

"Who has seen the stars and the moon with you... It's over!" She rolled her eyes and muttered, "I was wrong, how about I do whatever you ask me to do today?"

control!Get your expressions under control!Don't laugh out loud!

Without saying a word, I stretched out my hands and quickly took off my clothes.

While taking off me, I raised my head and wanted to talk to her.

But Petra's expression was a little disturbed. She clutched her stomach and still looked a little uncomfortable.

Um?Did she really have a bad stomach?Petra also eat bad stomach?

I frowned, and before I could say anything, Petra stretched out a hand to cover her mouth tightly, quickly jumped from the bed to the ground, and rushed into the toilet like flying.

...I feel as if something terrible has happened.