[Comprehensive] Little Spider's troubles about flat chest

Petra has been away from home recently, and I don't know why she has so many classes all of a sudden.

It made me want to assassinate the teacher who taught her a little bit.

It's just that I've been a little busy recently. I need to find a witness first. This is my top task recently. First, I took out my phone and started looking through the address book.

In my barren address book, the first thing I think of is one of my friends, Logan.

Thanks to his egg/egg I can have my own indie film, he saved my income!

Not to mention he's the most handsome man in the X-Men universe besides me, come on!He was Hugh Falkman, the sexiest man in the world in 2008!

—By the way, I was the sexiest person in the world in 2010.

No, I'm not bragging, don't talk nonsense.

So thinking like this, I immediately called Logan.

"Hey, my dear old man, how are you doing?" I said happily to Logan on the other end of the phone when the phone was connected.

"Wade?" He sounded surprised.

"Yeah, it's me, long time no see!"

Instead of greeting me, he asked directly, "What's the matter?"

"What's the matter...uh, hee hee." I thought of what I was going to say next, and I couldn't help but chuckle in my heart, "Will you be my wedding witness?"

"..." There was a sudden silence on the other end of the phone, and he asked suspiciously, "Are you going to get married? With whom?"

Huh?Don't Logan know?I scratched my cheek and said to the person on the other end of the phone, "Spider and I!"

While talking, I felt embarrassed, lowered my head and twisted twice.

"Spider...wait a minute, Wade. Is that the one I understand? Spider-Man?" His voice was even more unbelievable.

"Yes! Dude, are you envious of me~"

"No." Logan sighed, "You can find someone else, I wish you good luck, I don't want to collect your body anymore."

"Huh? What do you mean by that—"

"Beep beep——" Before I could finish my words, Logan hung up the phone vigorously.

I also hung up the phone bitterly, he was too much, it's hard for me to brag about business with him just now (unilaterally), and he didn't even do me such a small favor!

What do you mean you don't want to collect my body anymore?He did collect my body once, but that was before I was cursed to live forever by Thanos.I'm really touched that he loves me so deeply, but I can't help it. Although his ass is pretty, why is my heart completely occupied by Petra now?

Cough, no.Off topic, I mean, why does Logan think I'll die again?

Forget it!I can always find someone to marry Petra to me!

Moments later, I showed up at Avengers Tower and scratched my head.

After thinking about it for a while while grabbing the little bait on the back of my hood, I soon had a brilliant idea.

In the Avengers, the most suitable witness should be Captain America!

Highly respected (√), mature and stable (√), Petra and I both know each other (√).

So I happily came to the Avengers Building with my arms swinging. Without looking at the girl with her head down at the front desk, I said casually, "Dear, is Captain America here?"

The girl at the front desk paused, without raising her head, she said in a dry voice that seemed to be choking, "He's not here."

"Ding——" The girl just finished speaking, the elevator door opened, and the person who appeared at the door was the Captain America I was looking for.

"...isn't there?" I snorted, pointed at Captain America and shouted at her dissatisfiedly, "Open your eyes and take a good look, isn't this Captain America? I suggest that you have to correct your Eyesight!"

But who would have thought that the girl's head was lowered even lower.

Just when I felt something was wrong, I felt someone grab my arm, "What are you doing, Deadpool?"

"Ow!" The other party's righteous and slightly angry voice caught my attention. It was our big-breasted sweetheart Chris Evan—no, Steve Rogers.

"Hey, dear Captain America!" I pulled my poor arm back calmly, and said in the most polite and sexy voice in my life, "Would you like to be the witness for me and the little spider?"

The captain didn't answer right away, but with a very serious face, he first walked to the side of the front desk lady, softened his expression, and asked worriedly, "Are you okay?"

"I'm fine..." The voice of the lady at the front desk seemed to be a little different. I felt very familiar, and there was even a little lovelessness in her tone.

I looked up at her, only to see that she was wearing——

and many more? ? ?

"Petra!? Why are you here!!" I covered my mouth in shock and yelled at her.Fuck... In this way, won't she know what my surprise is?

And soon I turned my attention to Captain America holding Petra——

Fuck America's sweetheart, get your crap left hand off! !

"Deadpool, what were you doing just now?" He said in a warning tone.

"What are you doing to my fiancée?" I stood straight in front of him, honestly I'm a little taller than him, so what's there to be afraid of?

"Wade..." Petra first looked at the crowd around, and looked at me with her forehead on her hands, "Don't do that."

"But why are you here?" I really couldn't understand why.

"I came here to work..." she sighed, "after you ruined my previous job opportunity."

"He also ruined your job opportunity?" Captain America looked at me with some disbelief, and then he was silent for a while, I think he said this to Petra, "I will not be your witness , to tell the truth—girl, I suggest you think again."

I felt inexplicably wronged, and took a small handkerchief to wipe away tears that didn't exist.

"Okay, the captain must have misunderstood you!" Petra laughed.

"But everyone in the Avengers didn't want to be a witness at our wedding, and Dr. Banner turned into a Hulk and beat me up like he beat Loki." Yes, if Petra didn't say it for me Well I'm probably going to die here, Logan is absolutely right...it makes me even want to go to Doctor Strange and steal his Time Stone so they can change their mind about me.I'm really sad, very sad.

Even if I did have problems in the past, Petra did nothing wrong.

She's so good, Petra deserves the best.

I thought I'd just won the first prize in the lottery all of a sudden in my fuckin' life, but now I'm starting to wonder if Petra was just too unlucky to meet me as a bastard.

Walking on the road, thinking of this made me feel depressed.

I actually wanted to give Petra one of the biggest weddings in the Marvel Universe, but now...

"Hey!" Petra ran and jumped in front of me and blocked my way.

"Do you care about the witness?" She asked me, tilting her head.

I nodded, "Of course, it's a... er, proof?"

"Prove what? Prove that we are married? This is ridiculous, I don't think it's so important." She put her hands behind her back, stretched out her slender white neck to look at the sky, and stepped back while watching, "The essence It's just a decoration! As long as the two of us are here, you are the most important thing to me."

Well, she is.

I could almost guess how pure and real the expression on her face was from her face with the hood on. I was excited to dance with her, so I walked up quickly.

He lifted one of her legs with one hand, and leaned forward with the other around her waist, but neither of us continued to move, just looked deeply at each other.

damn it!I wanted to kiss her again, but I couldn't take the hood off my face and hers.

Just as I was thinking this, she slowly stretched out her hand and pulled up the hoods of both of us.

Oh, she must have wanted to kiss me, the little rascal.

I saw the uncontrollable smile on the corner of her mouth.

She hugged my neck and pulled it down. She raised her head slightly after falling backwards, first touched my dry lips, and then licked and bit them carefully.

I chased the tip of her tongue, we touched, played, sucked, and soon felt her body go limp.

Such a shame, it's not a good place to continue.

I sighed with regret in my heart, and at the same time, I began to feel that what she said seemed to make sense, other people were unimportant decorations, and the two of us were the most important people to each other—so how should I put Qi The Doctor's Time Stone tricked into filling our wedding with frivolous bauble?

distressed.