[Comprehensive] Little Spider's troubles about flat chest

Recently, a video called "Deadpool Proposes to Spider-Man" has been reposted over a million times on all major social networks.

Turn on the video, and you can see Spider-Man, a good neighbor in New York City, hugging Deadpool tightly. After a while, Deadpool with a smirk is holding a ring and trying to put it on Spider-Man's ring finger...

"Damn! Honey, you can't put on gloves at all..."

"You! It's you who told me! What are you shooting, don't you see that brother is embarrassed now?" The camera shaking was covered by a palm wearing a black glove.

"It's okay." Spider-Man snatched the ring from Deadpool's hand, and whispered a few words in his ear.

Deadpool's expression looked very excited, then he turned his head and looked at the camera again, frowning.

The video ends abruptly.

At the same time, this video also triggered discussions among netizens. Many people wished them the courage to come out, and even attracted the attention of a large number of news media. The two parties still did not express their views further.

……

I supported my waist, rolled my eyes and turned off the YouTube video report, "Who wrote such an embarrassing press release? My dear, please don't go to this newspaper in the future!"

What?You ask me why I hold my waist?

Cough... A few hours ago, it was two o'clock in the morning last night—er, it should have been early this morning, and I was beaten by Petra, who is so ruthless and furiously cute in Times Square.

I wanted to propose to her again, to the romantic Spider-Man theme song, with the blessing of an unknown band member.

Who knew she didn't know what was going on, and suddenly a blue vein popped up and knocked me away.

Then my waist hit the rock.

Noticing that Petra came out of the room, I immediately lay back on the sofa and wailed, "Oh my god, it hurts so much brother."

Sure enough, he saw a trace of guilt flashing in her eyes.

She walked towards me, squatted beside me, frowned, and said worriedly in a soft voice, "Is your waist still not healed?"

I nodded, then closed my eyes and sighed in my heart. I couldn't help but regret why I pretended that my waist was broken-in fact, I did have a broken bone, but in fact it was healed within a few minutes!

"Oh, I'm really sorry..." She stretched out her soft little hand to caress my cheek, and blinked her clear eyes.

I drowned in her eyes, stretched out my hand to cover the back of her hand, and the ring on her ring finger touched my palm.

Uh-oh, I'm so fucking regretful!

So I lowered my head in frustration, and looked at the remote control of the air conditioner on the table.

Um……?

"What's the matter with you, Wade?" Petra looked at me suspiciously.

"I'm so cold." I looked away from the remote control of the air conditioner in a daze, and said suddenly.

"Cold?" Petra looked even more strange, "Although it is late autumn, are you sure you feel cold?"

I nodded and started talking nonsense, "Man, every month there are two days when you can't sense the temperature correctly."

Petra's frown slightly relaxed, "Oh, then turn on the air conditioner?"

"Hey, hey!" I nodded violently, picked up the remote control, set the temperature to 40 degrees, and stuffed it behind my back... Whoever says I'm stingy, I'll hack him to death.

Hot air was blowing out from the air conditioner, and Petra sat under the air conditioner with me.

After a while, fine beads of sweat emerged from the tip of her nose, and she stretched out her hand to fan herself, with a puzzled expression on her face.

"Oh, take it off if you're hot!" I stared at her and said maliciously.

But she looked at me, "Aren't you hot? I see a lot of sweat on your face!"

"No, no, no... I'm not hot at all." I said as I wiped the sweat from my forehead, my whole palm was wet.

The way Petra stares at me burns, and it makes me feel guilty.Suddenly, she seemed to realize something, and looked at me with a faint smile.

I was a little flustered by her look, but fortunately she quickly looked away, stood up from the sofa, and walked into her room.

As soon as she closed the door, I immediately jumped up from the sofa and went to the window, and stretched my head out of the window to breathe in the cool and comfortable fresh air.

Soon, there was movement in her room, I immediately closed the window, and sat down on the sofa with my waist supported as before.

Petra went to the kitchen first, and I heard her open the refrigerator, and the sound of her unwrapping the plastic wrap, and then she walked up to me.

I look up.

It doesn't matter if you don't raise your head, but if you raise your head, it will really kill you.

Petra was wearing a tight white camisole and a pair of denim shorts underneath. While sticking out her tongue and licking a popsicle in her hand, she sat next to me with her slender legs crossed with her bare feet.

Since the temperature of the air conditioner was set very high—yes, 40 degrees, Petra licked twice, and the melted liquid dripped down her hand.

I couldn't help swallowing.

…I bet my eyes are going straight up right now.

Her gaze first looked at me, then slowly moved down, and stayed in a certain place.

Petra first showed a disgusted expression, and then asked provocatively, "Do you feel hot now?"

I nodded desperately at her.It's hot, it's so hot, it's hot enough to social security!

While nodding, I knelt on the sofa and quickly approached her.

She moved her gaze up to my waist again, "Isn't your waist still recovering?"

"Okay, okay, long ago!" I only had her in my eyes, and my brain seemed to lose my mind all of a sudden, and I said everything in a hurry.

"Are you ready?" Petra raised an eyebrow at me.

I belatedly covered my mouth.

The way I look at me, I'm probably screwed up again, but deep down... I suspect I'm falling into a trap that Petra has carefully woven for me.

snort!What a sinister little spider, is she seducing me by being so beautifully dressed?She, she, she... She knows me too well! (sigh

"I was wrong..." I stared at her pink lips and said carelessly.

"Really? Do you really think you're wrong?" She opened her mouth, but her body kept moving back.

"Well, definitely not next time." I felt my breathing was a little short, and walked in the direction of her retreat.

"Then—let's talk about it next time~" Suddenly, Petra opened the door of the room and said in a brisk tone.

While she was talking, I felt my neckline being tightly grasped, and my whole body was lifted into the air.

In the next second, I seemed to be pushed out of the door, and the door was slammed shut with a bang.

???

what's the situation! ?I don't even have my keys!

Two seconds later, I heard Petra's hurried footsteps, followed by the door being opened.

I breathed a sigh of relief, "Honey, I knew you wouldn't lock me up in—"

Before I could finish my sentence, something red and rolled up was thrown on my head.

"Come back when you really feel sorry!" Petra's voice was not as soft as before, and it was obviously a little angry.

I took the thing off my head and put it in front of my eyes.

As expected, it was my uniform.

Damn—how did I piss her off again?

The point is that I still don't understand where I made her angry.

Is it because she also thinks that I am wasting electricity by turning on the air conditioner at such a high temperature?

Thinking of this, I immediately leaned on the door and slammed on the door, "I'm sorry, dear! There are so many areas in the world that lack electricity, and I will never waste electricity again!"

"Waste of electricity? There is really your Wade Wilson... You go! I don't want to see you!" I seemed to hear her voice laughed angrily. electricity) After that, wouldn't I know that she was angry because she was worried about me?

"But my dear Xiaopei... this is my home."

"Then, then I'll go!" She shouted to me through the door.

Petra finally opened the door, she was so angry that she pushed me away and wanted to go out.

Damn!She's cuter when she's angry >_

So I immediately seized the time and hugged her in again.

At the same time, he stretched out his legs and closed the door.

But for a while, I lost my balance and fell to the ground with her.

The two of us looked at each other in silence.

...I'm not going to say that I actually fell on purpose.

she is mine.

After finally getting her to agree to marry me, how can I let her go?

emmm But if you get married, do you have to find a witness first?