[Comprehensive] Little Spider's troubles about flat chest

Just as Wade struggled with what to say, a passer-by said to him, "Hey, how's your day, Deadpool."

Wade froze all over, and then stared at the passerby with vicious eyes.

But the other party not only did not receive the message from Wade at all, but continued to say to himself, "Hey? Why are you alone? Where did Spider-Man go?"

"..." He quickly looked at Aunt Mei, her eyes were full of doubts.

Wade was startled, and hurriedly pushed the passers-by away, saying, "You got it wrong! I know it's too much to copy my uniform from Deadpool, and it's easy to confuse you, but Don't keep talking nonsense, I will be angry!"

"Huh?" A passer-by with a black question mark face even laughed because he thought it was absurd, "What are you talking about?"

"Goodbye, good boy, I will give your brother's autograph next time~"

Passers-by retreated and fled as if they saw Shenjingbing.

After coaxing the passers-by away, Wade breathed a sigh of relief, and then continued to look at Aunt Mei, "Oh, it's not safe for you to walk home alone, how about I take you home?"

"Uh..." Aunt Mei finally felt that something was wrong, and took a step back, "Didn't you say that the surrounding environment is very good?"

"No. I mean...well, it's inconvenient for you to carry so many things!"

"Oh! Okay, thank you." Aunt Mei's doubts subsided, and then she nodded with a smile, "Then just wait a moment."

After finishing speaking, Aunt Mei immediately took out her mobile phone, turned her back and secretly sent Petra a text message, "Are you coming back for dinner today?"

In the next second, Petra replied quickly, "Forget it emmm."

"How about ordering your favorite pizza and sandwiches?" Aunt Mei immediately added.

"Then I'm going to add double cheese! Ah yes, let's order another burrito, I'll take it home to eat...I like eating this recently."

"...deal." Aunt Mei had a bitter face.

"Let's go! My home is over there, thank you so much." Aunt Mei said to Wade with a smile after sending the text message.

Wade felt a little strange in his heart, and couldn't help but feel that Aunt May's vigilance was a little low. After all, he was just a first-time meeting person for Petra's Aunt May—even though he was actually pretending to be "Spider-Man" .

But fortunately, I am not a bad person, and Aunt Mei is convinced that "Spider-Man" is a good person.

Wade shrugged his shoulders noncommittally, and followed her nonchalantly.

I followed the two of them and squatted on the iron ladder outside my small room. Through the window and the open door, I was surprised to find that Wade was invited to my house by Aunt May? !

He sat upright on the sofa with a stiff look.

This is too rare, right?Why did he look like a different person in front of Aunt Mei?

... Anyway, now that Wade is sitting inside, should I go in or not?

"How long until you arrive? The food is getting cold!" Coincidentally, at this time, Aunt Mei sent a text message to urge me.

It's really... too bad, Aunt Mei must have called her here on purpose!Could it be... She found clues from Wade that I was Spider-Man and wanted us to confront each other?

Thinking of this, I couldn't help crying in my heart.

I stayed outside the window for so long that I felt like I was going to catch a cold, and I saw no sign of Wade leaving.

There was really no time to drag on, so I had no choice but to leave here quickly, went to the place where I put my bag in the nearby alley, quickly changed my clothes, and then walked out.

It was already ten minutes later when I walked quickly to my home in Queens. I took a breath and knocked on the door.

The door was quickly opened, and Aunt Mei appeared inside.

Seeing that it was me, she smiled happily, her tone was like spring breeze, but I was a little scared, "I'm back, come in quickly~"

Walking into the living room tremblingly, Wei Desheng gave me a look without love, and then quickly lowered his head while clutching his stomach.

? ? ?What exactly happened here?

I looked at Wade and decided to put on a show first, showing a somewhat surprised expression, "Aunt Mei, this is..."

"That's right!" Aunt Mei clasped her hands together and said happily, "Spider-Man did me a big favor today, so I invited him to our house for something to eat. Spider-Man, this is my niece, Petra."

Wade winks pitifully at me, then nods like a chicken pecking at rice.

After Aunt Mei finished speaking, she walked into the kitchen, as if she was about to bring out the takeaway she ordered.

Uh, it doesn't seem to be what I imagined?

——Just why Wade looks half-starved now?

I had no choice but to pretend that I didn't know anything, and I couldn't help but chuckle at the corner of my mouth, and even glanced at him gloatingly.

Thinking of him talking nonsense in front of Aunt Mei before, I raised my chin in displeasure, and a gesture flashed in my mind. I only knew it was a cool but not very good meaning, so I didn’t think too much about it. He raised his middle finger.

And Wade, holding his stomach and staring blankly at me, suddenly clamped his legs shyly and twisted.

There was a trace of dissatisfaction and longing in his eyes, and then, taking advantage of Aunt Mei's inattention, he pulled off the lower half of the mask, and suddenly stretched out his index and middle fingers in a triumphant gesture.

He put these two fingers on either side of his mouth, squinted his eyes and stuck out his tongue at me.

Although he looks cute, but...

? ? ?I blinked blankly.

By the way, what does this mean?

Before I could figure it out, Aunt Mei walked over with the takeaway that I never had before.

Wade immediately pulled off his mask, pretending that nothing happened.

I simply ignored him, just picked up a sandwich and took a big bite.

Aunt Mei glared at me, "Why are you so rude?"

While talking, he turned on the TV.

I felt a little wronged, and continued to stare at Wade...it's all his fault!

The news was playing on the TV, and the three of us were relatively silent in the living room.

This is so embarrassing.

Fortunately, Aunt Mei broke the silence, "That's right! I almost forgot, I haven't washed my clothes yet, you guys eat first, I'll go do the laundry first."

do the laundry? ? ? ——I feel more and more that Aunt Mei's operation today is suffocating me.

And before I could say anything, Aunt Mei stood up from her chair.

"The reporter of the Daily Horn had the honor to interview Spider-Man and Deadpool, and then I will ask Spider-Man to describe what happened..." The TV sounded.

I immediately raised my head and looked at Aunt Mei in surprise.

Aunt Mei stopped in her tracks, and her gaze was on the TV.

At that time, Spider-Man, that is, I, talked in front of the camera with a voice-changed voice, and gestured as he said, "Today when I was patrolling with my buddy Deadpool, I heard the continuous sound of sirens , so we rushed over immediately, you know, I saw such a big rhino..."

Wade stood behind me in the picture and opened his mouth, but in the end he just held his face and looked at my back with a smile.

The most important thing is that this caring TV station has marked notes next to the two of us.

What I wrote below is Spider-Man, and Wade... naturally marked Deadpool.

Aunt Mei slowly turned her head towards us, and my heart beat faster and faster accordingly.

She first glanced at the uniform on Wade's body, then at the picture on the TV, and fell silent.

"Aunt Mei, I..." I muttered, trying to explain.

But she didn't listen, and walked straight into the kitchen without a word.

I glanced at Wade, and I saw the other party's relieved appearance from the other party's expression.

"...Get out of here! You liar!" Aunt Mei's voice came, and I looked at her and jumped up from the chair in surprise.

Aunt Mei actually raised her broom at Wade!

Wade covered his mouth in horror. He glanced at me first, then he fled to my room familiarly, opened the window and jumped out.

The atmosphere was suddenly quiet.

Embarrassment spread.

Please don't look at me like that, Aunt May.

I can explain it, really QAQ