[Comprehensive] Little Spider's troubles about flat chest

Aunt Mei was walking home with big and small bags.

Things blocked her view, mainly because she bought the amount for two in the supermarket as usual this time, but Aunt May realized that Petra had moved when she walked on the road.

...and dated a strange man who sounded a little scary.

This is really bad.

"Shit." Taking advantage of Petra's absence, Aunt Mei couldn't help but swear in a low voice, feeling very bad about everything in her heart.

Thinking about Petra, she was distracted and walked straight to the road without paying attention.

But at this moment, the whistle of the car brought her back to her senses, and the flickering lights made her almost unable to open her eyes. She was at a loss for a moment, not knowing what to do, but almost fell to the ground.

But the high-speed car stopped in time.

Aunt Mei was a little scared, and then realized that she almost ran a red light, and all the things in her hand were spilled on the ground.

Fortunately, nothing serious happened, she looked at the car, and soon Aunt Mei frowned suspiciously.

The front of the car seemed to be blocked by a large white spider web, so it stopped in front of her.

The spider web... Could it be that the legendary Spider-Man did it?

She began to look around, but looked around and saw nothing, and was about to raise her head——

A red figure suddenly fell from the sky and landed on the ground face-to-face, looking very embarrassed.

She was startled, and first jumped a few steps back, but thinking that the other party seemed to have fallen heavily, Aunt Mei was a little worried and took a few steps forward, "Are you okay?"

The man in the red and black tights struggled to get up from the ground, "Oh...God's balls, my dear, why did you kick me off—"

But when the man in front of him saw the lady in front of him clearly, his eyes widened in surprise.

Aunt Mei frowned again at his appearance and vulgar language, but still asked kindly, "Are you okay?"

The man covered his mouth with his hands, and blinked his white eyes on the hood.

Hearing Aunt Mei's question, he froze for a while, first shook his head, then nodded vigorously as if he had realized something.

Aunt Mei felt that something was wrong, she asked, "... who are you?"

The man's eyes kept wandering upwards. He cleared his throat, and then approached Aunt May in a familiar way, and exaggeratedly opened his hands and said, "Actually... I am a good neighbor of New Yorkers, Spider-Man!"

"Pfft—" Aunt Mei was taken aback, as if she heard a familiar voice laughing above her head.

Just about to raise his head to look up, "Spider-Man" suddenly patted her on the shoulder, stood in front of her to block his sight, and gave her a thumbs up, "Dear M...cough. You are all on the ground Something? Let me pick it up for you!"

As he spoke, the man knelt down to help her pick up things.

At this time, Aunt Mei noticed that there were two knives stuck in his back... Wu/shi knives?

... Strange, does Spider-Man also use a knife?

But she didn't think too much about it, after all, she occasionally saw Spider-Man on TV, and subconsciously liked him quite a bit, although she felt a bit disobedient, she also squatted down, "Oh, really Thank you so much."

"No thanks, no thanks~ After all, I'm a good neighbor in New York City——Spiderman!" He said in a cadenced voice, but before he finished speaking, he seemed to be suppressing the unspeakable pain (I couldn't help laughing pain of).

……

Aunt Mei took half of the things she bought in the supermarket, and the tall "Spider-Man" helped her carry the rest, and the two walked on the way home.

She couldn't help sighing silently in her heart, this "Spiderman" is indeed a good person as everyone said.

"The environment around you is really good. The children who grow up here must be very cute."

"M...uh, auntie is so good-looking, is there any niece or other relatives you can introduce to me?"

"Don't worry, when I beat those villains in the future, I will definitely lead them in the opposite direction. It would be best to smash Osborne's building—er, no, I mean they have more money than us."

——Except for one thing, that is, he talks a lot of nonsense.

Seeing "Spider-Man", Aunt Mei has always wanted to ask a question, but the other party has been chattering from the beginning until now, and the smile on Aunt Mei's face can hardly be maintained.

"Spider-Man! That... Hey!" Aunt May yelled at him several times, and "Spider-Man" finally came to his senses, "Oh! I'm sorry! I forgot you were calling me!"

"It's okay." Aunt Mei smiled, but she was still a little anxious in her heart, so she asked straight to the point, "Have you heard of Deadpool?"

"I--no, what, of course I've heard of it!" "Spider-Man" replied somewhat dully, "What's wrong with him?"

"Do you think...he is a good person?" Aunt Mei slowed down and asked cautiously.

"Spider-Man" widened his eyes, and the expression on his headgear revealed a hint of joy, and then he said in a deep voice with plenty of emotion, "Of course! He is the most beautiful person I have ever seen in the world." Good guy! No one can match his loyalty (betrayed the X weapon plan), patience (one shot collapsed and refused to leak the insider) and gentleman (hentai), I really learned from him To many (non-existent)."

Aunt Mei was dubious, "Is he really as good as you say?"

"You have to trust me, trust me as 'Spider-Man'—" Before he could finish speaking, a small stone suddenly came out of nowhere and hit him on the head.

"Aw!" "Spider-Man" yelled angrily, clutching his forehead, "Which bastard hit me?"

"Spider-Man" looked around, seemed to be taken aback after seeing something, then immediately tilted his head and clapped his hands happily, changing his attitude, "Short oil... Whose little girl is so accurate? It seems that one day I will have to visit her and send her a big little red flower."

Aunt Mei looked at him, and suddenly felt that this young man was very interesting, and couldn't help laughing.

"Ha, it feels like you told a bad joke." Aunt Mei couldn't help but said.

"Well. Who said otherwise! After all, there is always a naughty little wild cat who loves me deeply."

"..." Aunt Mei looked at the "Spiderman" standing beside him. Although the other party kept emphasizing that Deadpool was a good person, no one else could compare to what she saw with her own eyes.

For example, regardless of whether other people's evaluations have influenced her, anyway, Aunt Mei now thinks that "Spider-Man" is quite good, with a tall figure and a very humorous person.

...It would be nice if Petra liked "Spider-Man".

Thinking about it, Aunt Mei couldn't help but sigh in her heart.

I just don't know if "Spiderman" has a girlfriend or something, but he seemed to want to introduce him to relatives?

Hmm... wait!

Although she said she would believe Petra was right.

But if Petra moved on by herself, then it's not a question of whether you believe her or not, right?

Aunt Mei suddenly felt that she was too witty.

Aunt Mei came back to her senses all of a sudden, and asked nervously, "Hey, Spider-Man!"

"Do you have a girlfriend?"

Wade Wilson, also known as Deadpool, posing as "Spider-Man," gave Aunt May a silly, smothered expression before looking up at another red and blue figure in the distance, crouching on a utility pole Clutching her stomach, she giggled and giggled, as if what happened now had nothing to do with her.

——It was too much, she was the one who kicked him down, but now he was left alone here to answer questions that were wrong no matter what.

If she said yes, her aunt would not introduce her to herself again; if she said no, she would definitely be angry again.

Still laughing... huh, it seems that I have to punish her when I go back.

But damn it, how can she be so attractive when she smiles?