[Comprehensive] Little Spider's troubles about flat chest

Wade pestered me not to let me go to work, and put his hands on my waist and knelt on the floor with his head on my chest.

During the interval, he raised his head and peeked at me pitifully, and then immediately lowered his head to pretend to be pitiful.

Although I can really drag him, but... Do I want to take a man as big as him to work?

I had no choice but to call the silly boss of the restaurant.

But when I made the call and explained my identity, he snatched the phone from my hand, took advantage of his height, stretched out his hand to block me, and shouted at me with his back, "She quit! She resigned!"

My eyes widened, and I stretched out my hand quickly, eager to launch spider silk to snatch my phone back.

However, when my spider web stuck to the phone, he quickly pressed the hang up button, then let go, and let the phone return to my hand.

I looked at the phone that had been hung up, and raised my head to look at him... To be honest, I was really angry, "What are you doing! Even if you don't need my rent, I still have normal expenses to maintain, so you It will cause a lot of trouble for me and Boss Han!"

Wade's eyes widened in fright, and at the same time he raised his hands and looked at me as if surrendering, "Oh, it's too bad! Although I'm not wearing white underwear today, but... I surrendered, I really surrendered How are you, dear?"

surrender?Although his actions were hilarious, and his sassy words were also hilarious, but I forcibly held back my laughter.

This is too much!

Thinking of him talking nonsense with Aunt May on the phone before... I feel bad for a while.

Wade blinked at me, looking innocent.

I was even more unhappy.

I do like his humor.

But can he divide the occasions?

Then I turned around and put on my spider uniform.

"Hey, Petra, where are you going?"

I didn't answer him, I just felt a little stupid.

She clearly knew that he was such a person, but she couldn't help but feel soft-hearted and let him lead her by the nose.

Damn... Couldn't he be more considerate of me?

I quickly opened the window, and while he was not paying attention, I immediately opened the window and jumped down.

I fell quickly, feeling the wind whistling in my ears.

"Petra!!" I heard Deadpool yell suddenly and panicked behind me.

With my legs lightly on the ground, I looked up and gave him a puzzled look.

He put his hands on the window sill and breathed quickly, but he was relieved immediately when he saw me.

I caught his eye and Wade smirked at me straight up.

He stepped out of the window with one foot, then thought for a while that there seemed to be something wrong, then retracted that foot again, "Uh, hey, wait for me!"

I pursed my lips, turned around and used my own suction to climb up a wall in front of the building, and climbed away from here.

I returned home to Queens, carefully opened the window, and stood in my room, relieved.

Quietly opened the crack of the door, there was no one in the corridor, then I walked out of the room, hid behind the wall and looked towards the living room.

Aunt Mei was sitting on the sofa with her forehead supported, her expression was very anxious.

I immediately retracted my protruding head behind the wall and took a deep breath.

After a while, the TV in the living room rang.

"The weather is fine today—" "The enemy is damaged again—" "Fitness from today—" "A good day from—"

The voices of the channels switched one after another, and it could be heard that Aunt Mei was very irritable now.

"You heard me right, it only costs $998 to apply for a fitness card! Once you apply for it, you will have a perfect body and you will attract the attention of the opposite sex—"

Uh, wait... Aunt Mei, why did you tune the channel back again?

"Shut—" Aunt Mei stood up from the sofa all at once.

I peeked at her expression with some doubts, and what appeared on her face at this moment was a mixture of shock and sudden realization.

Hmm... suddenly realized what?

Then I saw Aunt Mei pick up the landline next to the sofa and dial while looking at the TV screen.

Not what I thought it was? !

Stop it, Aunt May! $998 is not a small sum QAQ

"Hello, I want to apply for a fitness card! Yes...then it's good for one year, is it universal for the whole city?" Aunt Mei's face was full of determination.

Looking at Aunt Mei's expression, I thought about it... After all, Aunt Mei is not very old, she just turned 40 years old, maybe she really accepted my suggestion and wanted to start living her own life!

...that would be great!

I leaned against the wall and smiled, bending my eyes and looking at Aunt Mei happily.

"I don't know what's so good about the gym..." Aunt Mei muttered, "Is it really because of the generation gap between me and Petra? No, I have to find out!"

Eh?Didn't it turn out that he really believed Deadpool's nonsense because he saw the advertisement on a whim? ! !

I almost fainted, and I almost couldn't help the urge to appear in front of Aunt May and explain everything to her. I am Spider-Man, and I am now living in Deadpool's house, with him——

No no no...Petra!

Reason finally stopped me.

Maybe this is also good, so that Aunt Mei has something to do instead of living for me all day.

Relieved to figure it out, I cautiously left Queens to begin my vigilante hours.

"spiderman~spidermandoeswhateveraspider~" I couldn't help humming the theme song of "Spider-Man". Recently, an animation company produced a cartoon about Spider-Man. The content is actually quite young. The first episode was released yesterday. The theme song of the second episode has me brainwashed.But watching them use my image to make educational cartoons for children, I think it is quite interesting.

But the most outrageous thing is that they didn't even pay me the copyright fee!

I stopped, squatting on the top of the pointed church, and suddenly began to think about this question.

What - can I ask them for copyright fees? !

When this thought came to my mind, my eyes lit up.

I have to ask-

Just as I was about to turn around and change direction, my keen eyesight immediately noticed a green light flashing across the sky not far away.

I was attracted by this green light, hesitated for a while, and quickly realized - this is... this is the Green Goblin!

Has he calmed down lately?Obviously he was sent to the police station last time, although he escaped again in the end, but he must have suffered serious injuries!

Anyway, I'll have to catch up with him!

I launched the spider silk with both hands, and swung over at a much faster speed than usual. After all, the speed of the Green Goblin's aircraft itself is very fast.

But the closer I get to him, the weirder it gets.

Because the Green Goblin was staggeringly standing on the aircraft, and the speed was not particularly fast, as if he was a beginner.

Seen from behind, his figure seems to have lost a lot of weight.

"Uh, drinking and driving is not allowed—" I noticed that there seemed to be something wrong in the words, and added, "Drinking and driving aircraft is also not allowed, the police uncle can't post the ticket, so I have to let me come! "

The Green Goblin paused, then slowly turned around.

In the shadows, I vaguely saw a familiar profile.