[Comprehensive] Little Spider's troubles about flat chest

Hello everyone, my name is May Parker, this year I..., no, I'm in a hurry now.

My niece Petra just moved from Queens to Brooklyn yesterday, and thinking about her living alone now, I couldn't help but want to make a phone call to ask how she feels living alone.

As a result, the phone was connected and within a few words, I found that she seemed to have a cold, and her voice was extremely hoarse.

I couldn't help nagging a few more words. I thought I heard her complaints, but unexpectedly, Petra was so sick that she couldn't even speak!Even moaning/groaning in pain!

Beep beep—wait!Why was the phone hung up?

God!I feel like the sky is falling!

This made me start thinking wildly, is Petra seriously ill?

And then lying in bed alone in cold, empty Brooklyn crying my name.

I whimpered and covered my mouth as the guesswork in my head became more and more dire, starting to feel overwhelmed.

— No, I have to make another call!

I quickly press the dial key again.

"Beep beep——" the phone rang twice and was hung up again.

Wait a minute—a strong sense of foreboding fills my heart.

Why did Petra hang up on me if she was sick?

Could it be that--?

Oh no!Something must have happened to Petra!I have to find her!

I grabbed the car keys and ran out, continuing to call Petra's cell phone as I ran.

This time it directly turned into not getting through, but it didn't tell Petra that her cell phone was turned off or temporarily unavailable.

The fast running made me a little out of breath, but I calmed down a bit. I looked at the phone screen. If I didn’t get through, there are two possibilities. Either Petra is calling someone else now, or she is calling me again.

But my footsteps still did not stop.

I got in the car, closed the door, and was about to start the car.

Suddenly my phone rang, looked at the screen - thank goodness!It's Petra!

"Hello?" I immediately picked up the phone, my eyes couldn't help getting wet, "Petra? Are you okay?"

"I'm fine, Aunt May." Petra's voice was still a little hoarse, "Just now, um, the phone just hung up because... Hey!"

"Don't, don't...don't step on my face, oh!" A man's voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Petra?" I couldn't help covering my mouth and exclaimed, "Are you at home? Why is there a man's voice on the phone."

"Uh—" Petra hesitated on the other end of the phone and didn't speak.

But I know her very well, she draws her tone every time she feels guilty, but fortunately, she still chooses to tell me the truth most of the time, which makes me very relieved.

I am waiting for her answer.

*petra perspective*

Deadpool took my foot off his face and sighed as I hesitated to tell the truth or lie.

Then he grabbed my phone.

"Hello ~ Aunt Mei." He said briskly into the phone.

I stared at him with wide eyes in surprise, then clasped my hands together in front of him and begged him not to talk nonsense.

Deadpool reached out and stroked the hair on the top of my head, then said slowly, "I'm Petra's...friend."

My heart suddenly lifted, and then quickly fell.

I couldn't help but clutch my chest, I was almost scared to death by him.

"Now we are in the gym, and we are about to start exercising." After a while, he finally started talking nonsense.

I held my head and began to howl silently, God, I shouldn't have let Wade talk.

After all, Aunt May knows I never go to the gym.

"Gym? Is the gym so quiet?" I heard Aunt Mei's suspicious voice from the microphone.

"Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah!" Wade suddenly made a sound that confused me, and he mouthed me, 'I'm exercising! '

"..." I rolled my eyes at him, thinking that I should think about how to explain it when Aunt Mei came.

"Oh! Your aunt hung up the phone! What a disappointment..." He looked at my phone with a puzzled face, then put the phone aside, and looked at me expectantly, "Then can we continue--"

I put on the waitress uniform irritably, not knowing how to explain this to Aunt Mei.

"Hey! How are you going?"

After getting dressed, I clutched my stomach and suddenly felt a little hungry.

"Honey, don't go away!"

Just call and order takeaway, I want a sandwich.

I looked like Wade waving at me pitifully and asked, "What do you want to eat? I'm hungry."

Wade went from a state of despair to the one who had been beaten every day, "I want to eat a sandwich too!"

I stopped and looked at him in shock, "Sandwiches? Didn't you say you never eat sandwiches?"

"Hmm! I didn't expect you to remember? Actually, it's because I know it's troublesome to call two takeaways. How about we have a burrito or a muffin next time?" He rested his chin in his hands and swayed his legs and stared at me happily.

I don't care what to eat, but I think he looks a little cute, so I smiled and nodded.

After describing the taste I wanted to eat with the clerk for a long time, I finally finished the takeaway call. I turned around and found that Wade pouted again, seeming a little frustrated.

"What's the matter? Don't you want to eat a sandwich?" I walked over to him and squatted down. "If you don't want to eat, how about I order another burrito?"

"..." Wade looked up at me, "Can you not go to work and don't pay me rent?"

I put my eyes on his face, his expression was a little cautious, I felt some inexplicable emotions, but I couldn't think clearly, "Why?"

"..." He didn't speak, he grinned and put his hands behind his head, "I'll be free recently, I want to see you every day."

—Want to see me every day?

Woohoo...Damn it!It's really illegal to say that!

"But, but..." I lowered my head, and my voice became smaller and smaller, "I should—"

"Dong dong dong—" there was a knock on the door, and I looked towards the door where the sound came from, "Huh? Is the takeaway here so soon?"

Without thinking too much, I walked to the door.

But before I opened the door, I still glanced at the cat's eyes.

--Eh? !It turned out to be Aunt Mei!She came here so quickly!

This made me turn around in a hurry, I quickly ran to Wade's side, pulled him to the window and whispered, "Please, please, Aunt May will go crazy when she sees me in a room with a man !"

But Wade stared wide-eyed and quickly waved at me, "Don't, don't, don't open the door!"

I panicked, "Why? How can I not open the door? Just please hide outside for a while! Hurry up!"

After finishing speaking, I didn't pay attention to whether Wade jumped out of the window, turned around, arranged my clothes, and prepared to open the door.

But before I took two steps, I felt someone covering my mouth with one hand from behind, and the other hand lifted me into the air from behind.

"Oh!" I struggled subconsciously.

"Damn it, you're so strong! I'll count your weight into your weight if you do this!" Wade complained, and then pushed me face forward onto the unused dining table in the corner of the living room. With my arms propped on the cold glass, I couldn't help shivering.

"I told your aunt that we were working out in the gym, so now you go out and expose the lie yourself?" He lowered his head and whispered in my ear.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." And this lie is too clumsy!I turned my head to the side and couldn't help complaining, only to find that it all turned into whining.

"Anyway, you can't let your aunt know that you are at home, otherwise how would you explain what I put here?"

I immediately stopped my movements and calmed down, turning my head to look at him with difficulty.

He pressed against my back, loosening my mouth slightly with rough hands.

Wade blinked and just looked at me nervously.

Why be nervous?

But I slowly raised my left hand and stretched back to touch his left side of the face.

He put his hand over mine.

To be honest, although Wade's face is still a little bumpy to the touch, I just feel distressed.

Something really bad must have happened to him.

……

The knocking on the door disappeared unconsciously, and I came to my senses and guessed that Aunt Mei might have left here.

I lowered my hands, and felt a little guilty for Aunt Mei again, but I didn't know how to solve this problem.

After all, to me, Aunt Mei is like a mother, is it really okay for me to be like this?

But... To be honest, it might be safer and more suitable for Aunt Mei to live alone.

"In this case, how should I explain it to Aunt Mei..." I said a little disappointed.

"Girl..." Wade and I said at the same time, but I didn't quite catch it.What's even more strange is that he closed his mouth in the middle of speaking, paused and said, "Uh, no. Your Aunt May will realize that you have grown up one day, anyway, I do realize... By the way Did you see that little rainbow pony on the couch?"

"Huh?" I tilted my head to look at him, a little confused, "What's wrong with that little rainbow pony? But then again, can you let me go first? My back is so sore..."

"No~" His hand first went down, and then slowly stretched up, "Who told you to make me more horny than when I saw My Little Pony... It's all your fault."