[Comprehensive] Little Spider's troubles about flat chest

"Who's MJ? Michael Jackson?" I asked in a nonchalant whisper, moving my hand from under his shoulder to his cheek.

"Emmm...Anyway, he's an irrelevant person, not as important as me." He looked at me seriously, "Damn it! I feel like I'm going to have a cerebral hemorrhage."

As soon as he finished speaking, Deadpool's waist exerted force and moved closer to me.

I looked at him and laughed again, seeing him strenuously approaching me, after thinking about it, I raised my head and kissed him proactively.

"Hmm~ wait a minute, here is my chin." Wade complained, "The height is not adjusted properly...Your spider silk is not smart at all, it even sticks to me."

What does it mean that even you are sticky...Of course, people or things other than me are sticky, otherwise why is it me who is called Spider-Man instead of you?

Even though I thought so, I still lowered my head and slightly bent my knees, and kissed his lips.

Wade's lips are soft and feel good to rub against.

But soon, I felt something was wrong.

The tip of his tongue first licked my lips, then slipped into my mouth and entangled with the tip of my tongue.

I couldn't help but tilt my head back to avoid it, but he used his only free hand to firmly hold the back of my head to prevent me from leaving.

I, I must be sick.

Why do my legs feel weak and even my tailbone is numb.

Just when I was almost out of breath and about to be suffocated to death, he finally let me go.

With a blushing face, I turned him who was hanging upside down, so that he faced the TV, "Can we watch a movie?"

"Oh...you're so cute, it's all because of the damn spider silk, I want to [beep——] right now." He hung on the spider silk and dangled.

"Shut up, shut up!" I bypassed him, and then squatted in front of the TV, glanced at the video tape on the TV, "Is this playing?"

"Yeah." He pursed his lips.

After I hit play, I glanced at him, and sat down on the couch behind him.

"hmmmmmmmmmm" he whined like a cat about to get angry, his body swayed, and as a result, he was hanging upside down on the spider silk and started to circle again.

"Hey... do you still want to watch a movie?" I muttered.

"I want to see it!" But he still struggled while speaking.

"Then you should be quiet, so I won't be able to watch the movie!" I turned my body dissatisfied, because he blocked the TV.

"But I want to see your cute expression when watching a movie..."

"I've already thought about it, watching DC's "Watchmen" while holding you, when that embarrassing superhero sex scene appears, we can logically [beep——] and then [beep— —]’s matter, our passion has crushed the defeated opponents of our next door! Once again! Forever!”

I was a little moved just now, and immediately turned my eyes to the TV without saying a word.

The TV is introducing the characters and the background of the story in a slide-like paragraph, and then in the dark night, a man wearing a mask walks and says, "Tonight, the comedian died in New York, Someone always knows what's going on."

This piqued my curiosity, and I sat a little further away from Deadpool.

Automatically filtering out the chatter from Deadpool, I started watching with relish.

It's a depressing superhero movie, and I felt the sadness with empathy when it was more than halfway through.

On the TV, the moon hangs in the sky. The two superheroes, who have been constrained by the US government for a long time, finally began to resist. Once again, they sat on the aircraft representing the scenery of the past, and then they began to kiss selflessly.

Tsk, I blushed, as if I understood what Deadpool said earlier.

I turned my head to look at him, he was still moving around relentlessly, still muttering, "It's too late, it's too late..."

Noticing that he was shaking more and more, I glanced at the time and realized that it was almost two hours now.

Hey, does time go by so fast?There's obviously a lot more to the movie than that!

When Deadpool jumps off the web, the two on TV are doing the indescribable.

I guess...they are...H□□ingSex?

"Ugh, hanging on it for two hours really suffocated me," he said, quickly pulling the suit over his uniform and throwing it aside, before sitting next to me. "We can move on to the next step." huh, dear?"

I couldn't help but leaned back and looked at him nervously.

The naked/naked girl on the TV, the second generation of Silk Ghost, moaned/groaned, with a painful and ferocious expression on her face, which made me tremble with fear.

Uh, let's not do it.

Also, can this paragraph pass quickly, I really want to know who killed the laughing craftsman.

"Hello, Petra?" Deadpool turned my head away when my eyes were drawn to the TV again, "Don't look at them, I'll make you more comfortable!"

Wade hugged me and pressed me onto the sofa, and touched my back with his hand. I felt that he seemed to want to untie my uniform.

I hesitantly put my eyes on him again, stretched out my hand and slowly encircled him, and took a deep breath.

The smell of soap on his body is very good, and the strong and warm embrace makes me want to cry for some reason, as if, as if I have always longed for someone to hug me.

Except that Deadpool's muscles are too strong, there are always a few places that are uncomfortable to hold, but everything else is pretty good.

The movement of Wade's hands seemed to have stopped, and I raised my head to look at him suspiciously.

"Awww...my heart is about to melt." His voice became softer, "I didn't expect you to be so clingy, let me just say, you must be deeply in love with me, there is no doubt about it! Petra...tell me you love me~"

"You love me?" I buried my head in his arms and giggled.

"Hey! You little bastard!" He squinted his eyes and looked very dissatisfied. He stretched out a hand and put it to his mouth and let out a sigh of relief.

"Hahahahaha, don't, don't scratch hahahahahahahahahahaha..." I couldn't control myself from laughing and even started to scream.

"Quick, tell me I love you!" he said with a vicious look.

"Hahahahaha I, I was wrong! Hahaha I love, I love..."

I really couldn't bear his tickling method. When I was about to give up and admit defeat, "Dong Dong Dong—" there was a knock on the door outside, one after another, and he refused to let go.

"Damn!" Wade finally stopped, and he angrily picked up the samurai sword on the table, "Whoever knocks on the door, even if it brings me a free candlelight dinner, I swear I will They will kill him!"

I grinned, gasping for breath and laughing until my sore stomach collapsed on the sofa, "Ha, ha...don't, don't do this!"

"Who!" He opened the door with a knife in one hand and the other in the other.

"Surprise!" A beautiful girl dressed in weird purple and even purple skin appeared at the door and spread her arms around Deadpool's neck intimately, "Finally found you, Deadpool! Why did you secretly slipped away?"

Deadpool was obviously stunned, and then the knife in his hand fell to the ground, his eyes widened in surprise, his voice trembling, "Xia...Xia Kela?"

Looking at Deadpool's unusual appearance, the smile on my face froze suddenly.

This girl named Xia Kela put her eyes on me, she frowned and glanced at me up and down, and rubbed her half-exposed chest against Deadpool.

She looked at me with hostility in her eyes, but she smiled sweetly at Deadpool, "Thanks to me knowing that you and Spider-Man are good friends, I followed you to find you! So--Spider-Man is yours... Incumbent?"