[Comprehensive] Little Spider's troubles about flat chest

I opened my eyes and suddenly realized that I didn't even have Wade's contact information.

Stretching out my hands and rubbing my sleepy eyes, I slowly got dressed, stretched my waist and opened the curtains.

The sun poured in from the window, and Deadpool greeted me.

... I was so scared that I immediately pulled the curtain back.

what's the situation? !My eyes widened in surprise, and I shook my head, wondering if I was hallucinating.

So I carefully opened a corner of the curtain again, and sure enough, I saw a dead waiter in red standing outside the window with his face in his hands, looking at me with a smile.

Hey!It's broad daylight!He won't stay here all night, will he?

Although there are no residential buildings in front of my window, what should I do if others see it?

I waved to him, signaling him to get out of here quickly.

He probably didn't understand... He also stretched out his hand and blew me a kiss, expressing his heart.

Puchi - short oil, enough is enough!

I blushed and ignored him, opened the door and went to the bathroom.

Aunt Mei is already busy in the living room, compared to her radiance, I look extremely tired.

Normally, I wouldn't be like this if I go to bed at two or three o'clock, but... I couldn't help but yawned.

She stopped what she was doing and stared at me with sharp eyes.

I panicked... Could it be that Aunt Mei found out that I came back in the middle of the night last night?Or came into my room while I was asleep and saw Deadpool outside the window?

No way!

For Aunt May to know that I'm not only Spider-Man, but I'm dating someone supposedly older than her... I'd be a pill.

"Did you last night—" I secretly swallowed in fear.

"...Stay up late and secretly play with your phone?" Aunt Mei said seriously with her hands on her hips.

"..." Wait - eh?stay up?Did she misunderstand something?

What, it scared me to death.

"I heard that young people are like this now! Look at your dark circles, it's all because of staying up late! Didn't you say that your back hurts during menstruation? It must be because of staying up late!"

Uh... not really.

Because that day I was fighting with a rhino man who was much stronger than me, and he knocked me down.

But it's impossible for me to tell the truth.

I had no choice but to stick out my tongue embarrassingly at Aunt Mei, and then sat at the dining table to have breakfast.

Aunt Mei also took a look at me when she sat down, "But why does it feel like you look pretty good? Why are your cheeks so red? Could it be..."

She showed a gossip expression and moved closer to me, "Are you with Harry?"

I had just chewed half of the bread and suddenly coughed violently.

I'm actually not sure if Deadpool is still lying outside my window, and I'm not sure if his hearing is sensitive, but what I know is his character, if he hears it...he will probably run away in anger.

And I... after hearing this name, I still feel a little lost, but only a little bit.

So I picked up my schoolbag, reached out and hugged her and kissed her cheek lightly, "I'm going to be late for class, goodbye Aunt Mei~"

After speaking, I immediately ran outside.

I stopped at the door of the apartment.

Glancing at the big sun outside, the weather was still so hot, I sighed, then walked out with my head down.

There is only one class this morning, but because I got up late, I feel like I'm going to be late.

Glancing at the time on my phone, I quickened my pace. After all, my home is quite close to the school.

But not long after I left, I always felt that something was wrong, but I couldn't tell what was wrong.

I suddenly turned my head and looked back, but I saw nothing, only pedestrians coming and going.

As Spider-Man, I've always been sharp.

I believe my senses are right.

So I suddenly raised my head and looked up.

Still nothing.

This makes me a little puzzled.

But class is important, I just frowned and kept going.

After a whole morning of communication class, I couldn't sit still. I looked at the time several times, and when the bell finally rang for the end of get out of class, I picked up my schoolbag and went out.

Our college lunch was actually pretty good, but being in a hurry, I bought a sandwich as usual and decided to settle down before changing into a spider uniform and looking around.

I came to the alley where I often come to change my uniform, looked back and forth, and after confirming that there was no one else, I put down my bag, quickly took off my T-shirt and pants, opened the zipper of my schoolbag, and took out my uniform .

"What a coincidence ~ little spider!" Just as I was about to put on the suit, Deadpool suddenly jumped out from nowhere, and I subconsciously blocked the uniform in front of me.

"Why are you here?" I asked dumbly.

Deadpool put his eyes on me, and then pretended not to know what was wrong, but looked aggrieved, "Didn't you say you want to date? I have been waiting for you for one night and one morning. !"

"No... not now, I'm going to change clothes and go on patrol now."

"Eh—?" He draws out his voice, sounding very disappointed, "Not at night, but also during the day? So we can never go on a date, and then you can never marry me?"

I trembled when I heard the word "marriage".

I thought Wade was just kidding when he said something about marriage...was he serious?

Seeing his downcast look, I sighed again, "Have you figured out where to go on a date?"

"Uh..." He looked as if he was confused by my question, and then whispered, "My house?"

I frowned a little puzzled, "You mean... to go on a date at your house?"

He put his hands on his hips, nodded vigorously, and seemed to feel more and more that this was a good idea, and biubiued me twice with both hands, "Yes, go to my house! Have a cup of coffee or... watch Netflix Chill (Netflix & Chill)?"

What is this and what?

"I don't want it!" I gave him a disgusted look, simply ignored him, turned my back to him and put on my uniform.

The Deadpool behind me... I don't know what he is doing, but he is very quiet, but his eyes are really hot, yes I have to speed up.

After putting on the uniform, I couldn't help but glared at him, and then wanted to leave here.

"Wait! Then I'll borrow a romantic movie and watch it at my house at night?"

Why can't I always get around his house?

But at least the proposal this time was more reliable, so I lowered my head and thought for a while, "But I have to wait for Aunt Mei to fall asleep before I can come... How about I come to you in the early morning?"

When I looked up at him, he was surrounded by pink bubbles and looked tottering like he was about to pass out.

Hmm... what's wrong?

Is he thinking about something wrong?

I left him alone, climbed up the tall buildings in the city, and continued to shoulder my responsibilities.

At twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, after wandering around the streets and alleys of New York and finding nothing happened, I came to Wade's new home in Brooklyn based on my memory.

I yawned and knocked on the door.

There was a loud banging sound from inside the door.

I frowned and knocked on the door again, and the door opened quickly.

Then I was horrified by what I saw.

Wade put on a white suit over his red tights, held a crooked rose in his mouth, opened his hands to me, and said vaguely, "Honey, you're here!"

I couldn't help taking a step back, showing a strange expression.

And after he saw me, his face was a little subtle, "Hey! I actually really like this spider uniform... But can I wear a little dress or a miniskirt or something on a date?"

I couldn't help but rolled my eyes, then turned sideways and walked into his new home.

Taking off the hood, I breathed a sigh of relief, and then looked at his home. The living room is very simple, but surprisingly clean?Not a lot of decent furniture either, just a sofa, small coffee table and TV.

I glanced at him and sat on the couch.

As soon as I sat down, I felt like something was pressing under my buttocks.

Lowering his head, he saw something abrupt in the gap of the sofa.

I stretched out two fingers and pulled it out...a pair of pink men's cartoon underwear? ? ?

Wade rushed to me immediately, grabbed the underwear, and quickly threw it under the sofa.

--Well.Reason tells me not to delve into these things, otherwise I will find that there must be another dark world under Deadpool's sofa.

I suddenly felt like I was sitting on pins and needles... I was still thinking, how could his house be so clean?

Wade scratched his ass, "Can we start watching the movie?"

stop!Get off your ass!I reject!

This time I really started to shiver, and I stood up from the sofa all at once.

No, no, maybe the ground is dirty too!

I raised my hand, shot a spider thread towards the ceiling, and said angrily, "Before I came, your house was like a garbage dump?"

"Nonsense! My house is clean!" Wade shouted dissatisfied.

"Really?" I was dubious.

"I will wear a maid outfit every day and clean up like Cinderella!"

While something seems wrong, I feel like I may be overreacting.

Oh, am I hurting his feelings by doing this?After all, this is the first time I go on a date at someone's house late at night, so I'm probably still a little nervous.

So I let go of the spider thread and jumped down a little embarrassedly. The long spider thread dangled from the ceiling, "Sorry, that's not what I meant."

He approached me and waved his hand, and I smelled a faint soapy smell on his body.

Wade seemed to be very interested in the spider silk, and he stretched out his hand to grab the spider silk.

"Hey!" I reminded aloud, it's not like he doesn't know that the spider silk is sticky.

But maybe it was too late, Wade's hand was already glued to it, and he even turned over so that his whole body was hanging upside down on the spider web.

"Hee hee, am I more of a spider than you now?" He pressed his feet together, imitating my spread-legged posture, and said to me excitedly.

"Hurry up! Take a picture for me!" He took out another mobile phone from somewhere on his body and handed it to me.

"..." I pursed my lips and helped him take a photo, then walked up to him and handed him the phone.

"The stickiness of the spider silk can last for two hours, so you really want to hang it like this for such a long time?" I looked at him helplessly.

"Eh?! Oops, I forgot!" He yelled while struggling with some annoyance, and then he followed the spider silk and began to circle around due to inertia.

"Pfft ha ha ha." I couldn't help laughing when I saw him.

But Wade looked so embarrassed, I laughed for a while and finally raised my hand kindly to stop him in my direction, he finally stopped circling and stared at me closely.

"Do you still remember that classic kiss?" Wade, who was hanging upside down, took off half of his headgear again and said suddenly.

"Eh? What?" He looked at me a little unnaturally, and gradually stopped laughing and asked.

"It's the classic kiss scene between Toby Bug and MJ in the movie version of Spider-Man, which is exactly the same as the two of us now... Although your kissing skills are really bad, I still think we have to pay tribute. "