Chairman, please stir the base!

After living on nothing but fruit and no meat for a few days, Dou Niwan was pleasantly surprised to find that she had lost a small amount of weight—not to mention, at least she could see her feet, and she was not afraid of tripping and rolling when walking normally.

But Fat Niao obviously couldn't accept this matter, and looked at her with teary eyes every day, which made Dou Niwan feel a strange sense of guilt.

"I said Zhizhi, can you stop looking at me like this." Dou Niwan finally couldn't help but burst out, patting Fat Bird's head with her wings, "It will make me feel like I owe you 800 yuan. "

Fat Niao was choked on the spot by Dou Niwan's words, then he let out a long sigh and said, "Sister, you don't know..."

Dou Niwan asked curiously, "What don't I know?"

Fat Bird didn't answer her question, but looked around, pointing to the surrounding bird nests and asked: "You have been born for a long time, how many female birds have you seen here?"

Dou Niwan was embarrassed by this question, but seeing Fat Bird's serious expression, it was obvious that she was not joking with her, so after thinking about it carefully, it was really... "Very few, not many, compared to the birth rate, it can be said to be low It has reached the extreme." A large flock of hundreds of birds, with only a dozen or so females, is obviously very abnormal.

"Do you know why?"

"If I wanted to know, would you still ask me?"

"Forehead……"

Next, Fat Niao told Dou Niwan a story that she never thought of.

It is more reliable to say that this forest is a natural habitat for birds, rather than a private forest garden occupied by people deliberately raising birds.The ancestors of their group of birds were a pair of yellow birds raised by that man.

The man kept birds not for viewing or out of love, but because he believed that birds could help him inquire about a lot of information, and the female birds were more careful than the male birds, so once there were more than ten female birds in the group Will be taken away by him for training, and the clan will gradually flourish and decline.

But fortunately, the man also thought that going on like this for a long time would be tantamount to killing chickens and picking eggs. In the end, there might not be any birds for him to spy on, so he wouldn't move as long as it was a female bird that was too fat to fly.

"So!" Fat Niao concluded his speech with tears in his eyes, "Little sister, you have to get fat quickly! Although that person hasn't come for a long time, I really don't know when he will come!"

Dou Niwan didn't respond.It's not that she wasn't touched by this story, but looking at Fat Bird's figure that she felt familiar from the beginning, and the story of "囧雷囧雷", she felt that she seemed to think of something, but she really wanted to explain it in detail. ... Watching too many anime, her memory is all mixed up!

Fortunately, the physique of traveling is different, and soon a perverted old man walked into the forest: "My lovely little birds, let me see how you are multiplying now."

Such a familiar voice... Dou Niwan turned her head, and a wretched and highly recognizable face came into view, and Dou Niwan flew up by flapping her wings in excitement.But Fat Bird was obviously very scared. He flapped his wings and wanted to pull her back, but the position of the flap was wrong, and he directly slapped Dou Niwan, who had lost a lot of weight but was still out of shape.

Dou Niwan rolled and rolled in the air trying to regain her balance, but she has only learned to fly for a few days?Taking off on flat ground may not be able to fly, let alone the difficult maneuver of spiraling in the air, and it will soon fall on the head of the wretched old man.

As soon as the old man reached out and grabbed the little yellow bird from the top of his head, he was not angry and grinned: "Oh? Do you want to go with me?"

Fuck...don't laugh, the more you laugh, the uglier you are, wretched Buzz!Dou Niwan covered her eyes with her wings.

She is no stranger to this old man. To be precise, all people who are cute 6918 or 1869 or the more serious 18 Yundou CP are not very strange to this old man. Isn’t this the tutor’s danmei masterpiece (Hey, don’t mislead Others!) In Obsidian and Liudaokuku, there is an old man Buzz who has a group of cute birds and a pair of twins!

Buzz was surprised when he saw the bird cover his eyes in such a humane way, and quickly decided to take the bird out of the forest.Of course, this process was not very smooth.

Buzz finished replenishing the few scout birds left after he escaped from prison, and was about to leave the forest when the fat bird, who was physically Dou Niwan's elder brother, flew over, followed by the bird that had trouble with it.

"Zhizhi, don't take my sister away! Give me back my sister..." The fat bird yelled in a bird language that Buzz couldn't understand, and bumped into Buzz's body with its petite body, and the other one was not to be outdone. , also hitting Buzz.

Dou Niwan, who has not been valued so much since she was a child, is lying if she says she is not moved, but how long can a bird live?Although she doesn't know clearly, she understands that at least there are no human beings. Since she knows that she has traveled to the world of tutors, she can't just nest in a small forest with a group of birds catching bugs all day long. The assimilation into birds means that the group of birds were transformed into bird spirits by her - from the perspective of probability, the former is more likely.

No matter how many shortcomings human beings have, it is undoubtedly impossible for a human being to become a bird. Dou Niwan still wants to find someone to restore her human body. This idea is undoubtedly impossible in this forest. Only by going out and getting close to Tsunakichi Sawada and the protagonists who have cheated on cheats can they think of a solution.So no matter what, it is impossible for him to stay in this forest like Fat Bird.

"Brother, brother, go back." Dou Niwan called it "brother" for the first time in so many days, Fat Niao was taken aback, "Brother, you go back, I voluntarily left with this person. I I want to see the outside world."

Fat Bird hesitated, "But, it is said that it is very dangerous outside."

"Don't worry, your sister and I are so smart and unparalleled in the world, how could I put myself in danger!" Dou Niwan patted her chest with her wings, creating a cloud of dust, which made her cough continuously.

Her brother-in-law is obviously very reassured about this younger sister. It is the first time he has seen such a winking bird. When he wants to do something with Zhizhi, he will fly to other nests and come back after they are done. Such a bird, The possibility of going out to suffer is not very high, so it patted Fat Bird, "Don't you have confidence in your sister?" Of course, if it knows that the reason why this sister doesn't watch it is because it has seen it once and found that there is nothing between the bird and the bird. Get excited so I lose interest and don't know what to think.

Fat Bird was so excited, he puffed up his chest and said, "How is it possible? My sister is the best!"

Dou Niwan glanced at Brother Niao gratefully, and then said to Fat Niao, "Then don't worry and let me go!"

The fat bird was obviously relaxed after being sung by the two birds, "Then...be careful."

"En! Don't worry!" Dou Niwan waved her wings to bid farewell.

Ho Ho Ho, I can finally leave this forest where there are only birds shitting!Handsome guy, handsome guy, here I come!

The author has something to say: I ask myself: Is this really not a danmei essay? OJZ's two fat birds have won the bento, what's your opinion?Chi Chi: ... T^T I rarely played.Zhizhi's friend: It's okay, we will be eternal in people's hearts! (What's wrong! The chairman of the next chapter will appear~(≧▽≦)/~PS: This article should be updated daily before [-]...it should be...so don't bully me!