Chairman, please stir the base!
Chapter 1
Playing with the computer as usual, the computer mutated. Dou Niwan, who was almost blind, opened her eyes again and found that she was no longer in front of the computer she was familiar with, and the scenery in front of her was definitely not any place she was familiar with.
She also believes that no normal person can add a bird's nest the size of a palm to a place that a normal person is familiar with!
"Zhizhi, sister, what are you thinking about?" A very cute yellow bird jumped over with a worm that was still writhing in its mouth, opened its mouth, and the worm fell out.
It may be the nature of all girls to be afraid of bugs, but Dou Niwan should not be included in all of this - she lived in an orphanage for several years when she was a child, and the environment in the orphanage was not as bad as the world imagined, but it was not Well, cockroaches and bugs can be seen everywhere, and ignorant children often eat these fat and fat bugs as extra meals.Of course, there is no part of Dou Niwan in this one. Although she is not afraid, she hates these soft things with bristles very much.
Yuemo still didn't grasp the bird's behavior properly, so Dou Niwan raised a small paw that was too weak to chew even after drinking, and kicked the bug out of the bird's nest.
The bird called her sister was heartbroken, and flapped its wings and flew down to grab the bug back. To prevent the bug from running away again, it gnawed off half of its body first, and the chubby bug splashed the juice of the bird's nest. Niwan escaped death because she flapped her wings at the right time and flew up.
The bird showed a satisfied expression after eating half of the worm: "Zhizhi, sister, the worms are so delicious! Now that humans are spraying pesticides everywhere, you don't know how difficult it is to find a worm to eat! How can you waste food!"
"..." Dou Niwan was speechless.For the first time, she felt that being able to speak bird language was not something worth showing off. The difference in worldview was too great, and communication became a problem.Since she was speechless, Dou Niwan simply ignored it, turned around and gnawed on the half apple she had brought back after so much painstaking efforts—although the flesh had already oxidized, but as a human being She is still relatively receptive to this.
The bird began to grieve again: "Zhizhi, sister, how can you eat such unnutritious things!"
Dou Niwan choked on the little bird's thin throat with a mouthful of apple and almost lost her breath. After swallowing it with great difficulty, she turned her head speechlessly to look at the little chubby bird who claimed to be her brother since she opened her eyes.Where is the apple without nutrition?
"Zhizhi, you won't gain weight if you don't eat meat, sister!" The little chubby bird tried to lower his head and pushed the half fat worm that had stopped twisting in front of her with his flat mouth, watching her burst into tears, "Look at you, I've lost a lot of weight, so I won't be able to get married anymore!"
"Why don't you mention such an embarrassing thing..." Dou Niwan looked at the sky speechlessly, and began to recall.
As a pure viviparous person, it is already unacceptable for her to directly turn into an eggshell creature. After she was born, she was still fat and round. The wings and claws all form a part of the sphere, and there is no need to walk, and the little claws roll out immediately as soon as they take a step.It's also fortunate that she, a member of the bird family, has made multiple nests and has sides, otherwise she would fall off the tree and be broken into bird cakes on the first day after she was reborn.
Of course, this is not the place where she collapsed the most. Then a fat bird that was not much thinner than her bounced over - at first she wondered why she couldn't walk over but bounced up, but after practicing it herself She confirmed the answer: walking is easy to fall and then starts to roll and roll, jumping is not easy—and she shouted excitedly: "Zhizhi, you finally broke out of the shell! You are the most nested in the egg around here." It's a long bird!"
Dou Niwan was silent for a moment, and then she spoke in a self-taught bird language: "Are you a bird?"
The fat bird flapped its wings cheerfully: "Zhizhi, yes, yes."
"Since it's a bird, why should it squeak like a mouse?" Dou Niwan was speechless.What kind of world is this?
Fat Bird asked suspiciously, "Don't you think it's very creative and distinguishable from other birds?"
Dou Niwan had three black lines: "I don't think so!"
"Squeak." The fat bird waved its wings and wanted to persuade her to say something else, but another fat bird flew from the big tree next door and interrupted his words.
"Zhizhi, you're actually having an affair with another bird behind my back!" The flying horizontal bird was indeed very aggressive, and came up to pat the fat bird's head.
The fat bird's two black bean eyes slipped out of the water in an instant.Girls also have feelings for cute things. The fat bird fits the concept of a cute thing no matter its size or shape (cough, let’s not ask whether it fits the size of a bird), so Dou Niwan felt wronged when she saw the fat bird His appearance exploded with emotion in an instant, and he said, "That one over there, which nest, don't you know that this is my territory!"
——This guy's habitual slogan of grabbing territory in the orphanage since he was a child has come out again.
Flying Hengniao's two little black bean eyes stared fiercely at her: "I'll let you touch my bird!" After speaking, he flew up and performed a live version of Angry Bird with Dou Niwan.
Although he was kicked, but if you think about how strong the bird is, and Dou Niwan's fat is really thick, the kick was neither painful nor itchy.However, the balance she had managed to maintain was broken, and she rolled to the edge of the bird's nest again.
The fat bird became anxious at the moment, and flapped the bird's wings covering him, staring at the flying bird with red eyebrows and red eyes: "Zhizhi, what are you going to do to my sister!"
Flying Hengniao was stunned: "Sister?"
At this time, Dou Niwan had already struggled to pull herself up and stood up, fluttering the ashes covering her head and face, and asked curiously, "So you are sister-in-law?"
Sister-in-law... two of Fat Niao's little yellow hairs turned suspicious red, and Flying Heng Niao glared at her viciously: "You idiot! I'm your brother-in-law!"
=Mirror=Brother... Fuck, God is about to drop a thunderbolt and kill me. What kind of world is this? Even the birds are disturbed!
The fat bird looked sympathetically at Dou Niwan, who had already been turned into a roasted bird: "Zhizhi, don't be afraid, sister, although few of our flock of birds like female birds, you can still marry if you stay in shape. After all, the ethnic group still needs to reproduce, you can see that the father is still united with the mother in order to give birth to offspring."
Dou Niwan said that she was not at all happy about such comfort.
The memory ends.
"Zhizhi, sister, what are you thinking again?" Fat Bird asked uncontrollably, his tone not concealing his concern, "Hurry up, the bugs will be stale after a while."
Dou Niwan felt disgusted when she saw it, "No, you'd better give it to brother-in-law, he will definitely eat it all happily."
The fat bird shyly covered its face with its wings: "Zhi Zhi, sister, you are tired of it."
What the hell……
Dou Niwan looked at the sky in grief and indignation: I hope to travel to a world where all people are gay, not a bird's nest where all birds are gay!
How do you say something?I guessed the beginning, but not the end.Dou Niwan, please mourn.
The author has something to say: Xinkeng~(≧▽≦)/~Please collect, support, please reply, and ask for various requests!
She also believes that no normal person can add a bird's nest the size of a palm to a place that a normal person is familiar with!
"Zhizhi, sister, what are you thinking about?" A very cute yellow bird jumped over with a worm that was still writhing in its mouth, opened its mouth, and the worm fell out.
It may be the nature of all girls to be afraid of bugs, but Dou Niwan should not be included in all of this - she lived in an orphanage for several years when she was a child, and the environment in the orphanage was not as bad as the world imagined, but it was not Well, cockroaches and bugs can be seen everywhere, and ignorant children often eat these fat and fat bugs as extra meals.Of course, there is no part of Dou Niwan in this one. Although she is not afraid, she hates these soft things with bristles very much.
Yuemo still didn't grasp the bird's behavior properly, so Dou Niwan raised a small paw that was too weak to chew even after drinking, and kicked the bug out of the bird's nest.
The bird called her sister was heartbroken, and flapped its wings and flew down to grab the bug back. To prevent the bug from running away again, it gnawed off half of its body first, and the chubby bug splashed the juice of the bird's nest. Niwan escaped death because she flapped her wings at the right time and flew up.
The bird showed a satisfied expression after eating half of the worm: "Zhizhi, sister, the worms are so delicious! Now that humans are spraying pesticides everywhere, you don't know how difficult it is to find a worm to eat! How can you waste food!"
"..." Dou Niwan was speechless.For the first time, she felt that being able to speak bird language was not something worth showing off. The difference in worldview was too great, and communication became a problem.Since she was speechless, Dou Niwan simply ignored it, turned around and gnawed on the half apple she had brought back after so much painstaking efforts—although the flesh had already oxidized, but as a human being She is still relatively receptive to this.
The bird began to grieve again: "Zhizhi, sister, how can you eat such unnutritious things!"
Dou Niwan choked on the little bird's thin throat with a mouthful of apple and almost lost her breath. After swallowing it with great difficulty, she turned her head speechlessly to look at the little chubby bird who claimed to be her brother since she opened her eyes.Where is the apple without nutrition?
"Zhizhi, you won't gain weight if you don't eat meat, sister!" The little chubby bird tried to lower his head and pushed the half fat worm that had stopped twisting in front of her with his flat mouth, watching her burst into tears, "Look at you, I've lost a lot of weight, so I won't be able to get married anymore!"
"Why don't you mention such an embarrassing thing..." Dou Niwan looked at the sky speechlessly, and began to recall.
As a pure viviparous person, it is already unacceptable for her to directly turn into an eggshell creature. After she was born, she was still fat and round. The wings and claws all form a part of the sphere, and there is no need to walk, and the little claws roll out immediately as soon as they take a step.It's also fortunate that she, a member of the bird family, has made multiple nests and has sides, otherwise she would fall off the tree and be broken into bird cakes on the first day after she was reborn.
Of course, this is not the place where she collapsed the most. Then a fat bird that was not much thinner than her bounced over - at first she wondered why she couldn't walk over but bounced up, but after practicing it herself She confirmed the answer: walking is easy to fall and then starts to roll and roll, jumping is not easy—and she shouted excitedly: "Zhizhi, you finally broke out of the shell! You are the most nested in the egg around here." It's a long bird!"
Dou Niwan was silent for a moment, and then she spoke in a self-taught bird language: "Are you a bird?"
The fat bird flapped its wings cheerfully: "Zhizhi, yes, yes."
"Since it's a bird, why should it squeak like a mouse?" Dou Niwan was speechless.What kind of world is this?
Fat Bird asked suspiciously, "Don't you think it's very creative and distinguishable from other birds?"
Dou Niwan had three black lines: "I don't think so!"
"Squeak." The fat bird waved its wings and wanted to persuade her to say something else, but another fat bird flew from the big tree next door and interrupted his words.
"Zhizhi, you're actually having an affair with another bird behind my back!" The flying horizontal bird was indeed very aggressive, and came up to pat the fat bird's head.
The fat bird's two black bean eyes slipped out of the water in an instant.Girls also have feelings for cute things. The fat bird fits the concept of a cute thing no matter its size or shape (cough, let’s not ask whether it fits the size of a bird), so Dou Niwan felt wronged when she saw the fat bird His appearance exploded with emotion in an instant, and he said, "That one over there, which nest, don't you know that this is my territory!"
——This guy's habitual slogan of grabbing territory in the orphanage since he was a child has come out again.
Flying Hengniao's two little black bean eyes stared fiercely at her: "I'll let you touch my bird!" After speaking, he flew up and performed a live version of Angry Bird with Dou Niwan.
Although he was kicked, but if you think about how strong the bird is, and Dou Niwan's fat is really thick, the kick was neither painful nor itchy.However, the balance she had managed to maintain was broken, and she rolled to the edge of the bird's nest again.
The fat bird became anxious at the moment, and flapped the bird's wings covering him, staring at the flying bird with red eyebrows and red eyes: "Zhizhi, what are you going to do to my sister!"
Flying Hengniao was stunned: "Sister?"
At this time, Dou Niwan had already struggled to pull herself up and stood up, fluttering the ashes covering her head and face, and asked curiously, "So you are sister-in-law?"
Sister-in-law... two of Fat Niao's little yellow hairs turned suspicious red, and Flying Heng Niao glared at her viciously: "You idiot! I'm your brother-in-law!"
=Mirror=Brother... Fuck, God is about to drop a thunderbolt and kill me. What kind of world is this? Even the birds are disturbed!
The fat bird looked sympathetically at Dou Niwan, who had already been turned into a roasted bird: "Zhizhi, don't be afraid, sister, although few of our flock of birds like female birds, you can still marry if you stay in shape. After all, the ethnic group still needs to reproduce, you can see that the father is still united with the mother in order to give birth to offspring."
Dou Niwan said that she was not at all happy about such comfort.
The memory ends.
"Zhizhi, sister, what are you thinking again?" Fat Bird asked uncontrollably, his tone not concealing his concern, "Hurry up, the bugs will be stale after a while."
Dou Niwan felt disgusted when she saw it, "No, you'd better give it to brother-in-law, he will definitely eat it all happily."
The fat bird shyly covered its face with its wings: "Zhi Zhi, sister, you are tired of it."
What the hell……
Dou Niwan looked at the sky in grief and indignation: I hope to travel to a world where all people are gay, not a bird's nest where all birds are gay!
How do you say something?I guessed the beginning, but not the end.Dou Niwan, please mourn.
The author has something to say: Xinkeng~(≧▽≦)/~Please collect, support, please reply, and ask for various requests!
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