The Central Plains cadres who exploded A

I took out a canned crab meat from Zhongye’s hand, and stuffed it into my mouth with a full mouthful. The fresh, sweet and salty aroma of the crab instantly filled the whole mouth. I took a sip, and the crab meat shredded into filaments. It is indeed the top canned crab meat. .

"Delicious, I want more."

The outstretched hand was ruthlessly knocked down, Nakahara raised his eyebrows, and accused Dazai Osamu: "As long as you want to eat as much seafood as you have a broken stomach, just eat a can, and go to the cafeteria to drink porridge when you are hungry."

Osamu Dazai was dumbfounded, "No, this is the best canned crab meat I bought. You don't let me eat it, but only give it to cats? Although it is wrong to discriminate against small animals, it is a bigger mistake to discriminate against your own kind Bar!"

"Why can cats eat me but can't?" Osamu Dazai felt wronged, watching the familiar Sanhua cat rub against Nakaya's feet, obediently waiting for the food.

And he, the only partner in Zhongyuan, can only go to the cafeteria and have pumpkin and millet porridge, "Life without meat is boring, I also want to eat canned food."

Osamu Dazai slapped and rolled, but he could only get a condescending look from Nakaya.

The carpet in the office is very soft, and Osamu Dazai won’t feel uncomfortable lying on the scarlet carpet. He chooses a good angle and opens his iris-colored eyes wide, hoping to arouse Chuya’s compassion. A whole can, even a bite of crab meat is better than nothing.

The Natsume cat on one side was eating deliciously, and meowed while eating, which translates to Kuazhongye: "This old man has been a cat for so long, and it's the first time he has eaten such delicious food, young man, he has a future. Ahhh, Ahhh..."

After eating and drinking, Natsume Mao Mao wiped his face and found that Nakahara Nakaya was still in a stalemate with Dazai Osamu who was lying on the ground, and he didn't know how the gloomy quasi-cadre in the tavern who was good at disguising turned into a three-year-old in private.

Natsume Cat decided to help them break this embarrassing situation.

A canned crab just started from Natsume's feet and rolled towards Dazai Osamu.

Osamu Dazai, who was still concentrating on the stalemate with Nakahara, looked up and found that it was his favorite who bumped into him.

"Chuya~" Osamu Dazai's voice almost melted ten taffy candies, so sweet that it could make a toothache, "I really want to eat~"

As soon as Nakahara Chuya bent down, the beautiful canned crab flew to Natsume's feet again.

The gangster man is so cruel and ruthless: "Get up, follow me to the cafeteria to have porridge."

Seeing that the canned food was completely out of reach, Osamu Dazai sighed, got up and hung on Nakahara Nakaya, his pouty mouth was almost ready to hang the oil pot.

Zhong Yuanzhong also twisted his waist, and said unceremoniously: "I am as fragile as a porcelain doll. If it weren't for your stomachache, who would care about you!"

Reluctantly, Osamu Dazai took one last look at his beloved canned food, then turned around and followed Chuya to the cafeteria for dinner.

From a distance, Osamu Dazai could be heard complaining: "That's a limited edition high-end canned crab, I can't bear to eat it myself."

"Then I'll make fresh ones for you, with ginger vinegar, but you can only eat crab roe and crab paste."

"I still want to eat shrimp..."

The words of the two who seemed to be fighting each other spread far away. Looking at the boxes of high-grade canned crabs, Natsume Cat suddenly felt so sour in his mouth?

Natsume Soseki, who dedicated his whole life to Yokohama, didn't know what resentment of a single dog is, nor what a lemon is.

After all, he is neither a dog nor has the ability to call lemons.

But he didn't know that Nakahara Nakaya and Dazai Osamu were also discussing him sitting in the cafeteria.

"Dazai, the eldest sister said that this kitten is lucky because he is a male three-colored cat."

"Why is the male three-colored cat so lucky?" Dazai Osamu ate half of Nakaya's duck egg yolk in one gulp, and swallowed the porridge with a happy expression.

Nakahara also calmly pinched Osamu Dazai's ear, twisted it casually, and continued: "It is said that due to a genetic mutation, such a sterile male cat can only be produced from [-] cats, so there is no need to neuter."

Osamu Dazai rubbed his ears, and was a little surprised when he heard the words: "Could it be that I am divorced from society? When did infertility become something to be proud of?"

Zhongyuan Zhong also didn't quite understand this luck, he shrugged: "It's probably because if you don't do that kind of thing, you will live longer!"

Osamu Dazai saw many depraved flowers, and for a while recalled the ending of those people.Presumably, as if, maybe, it does reduce lifespan?

Osamu Dazai shuddered, and when he looked up, he found that Chuya was looking at his own penis, gesticulating with scissors in his hand, and making a 'click' sound from his mouth.

Osamu Dazai's mind was spinning quickly, recalling the physiological knowledge Mr. Mori taught him, and quickly retorted: "No, Mr. Mori said that as long as this kind of thing is done in moderation, it will be beneficial to the body and harmless to the body, only excessive will empty the body. "

Nakahara Chu also saw that he had not deceived Osamu Dazai, cursed secretly in his heart, and then ate with a blank expression.

"What are you looking at me for? Eat! Of course I know what Mr. Sen said. People and animals are different."

Osamu Dazai knew that he had been tricked, but he had no mission recently and had no chance to get revenge. He competed with other people who were easy to be idle and had nothing to do, and was forced to tutor him in Taishu, so he had no choice but to admit defeat for the time being.

That Mori Ogai finally finished his half-month deliberation and decided to formally attack the black organization. As for the two most outstanding juniors at hand, no matter how far they have developed now, they have to do tasks for him first. Wait for the person to mature before proceeding with his next plan.

Osamu Dazai, who was successfully fed fresh crabs by his partner, was flushed and decided to drink some juice to clear the taste of ginger in his mouth.

"Ango, why are you frowning?" Dazai Osamu was full of energy, and patted Sakaguchi Ango on the shoulder, "Isn't this very sturdy~ Are there any missing arms or legs, what are you worrying about!"

Ango Sakaguchi swallowed the tomato juice in his mouth, and sighed: "The leader's transfer order has come down, and I am going to be an undercover agent in the black organization, and I will go tomorrow. He said he is optimistic about me, and he also arranged for a high-level person to be responsible for my safety."

Oda Sakunosuke blinked: "Isn't this great? Congratulations on the promotion."

However, Ango Sakaguchi couldn't be happy, and cast his irritated eyes on Osamu Dazai, and Sakunosuke Oda followed to look at Osamu Dazai.

"Oh, Osamu Dazai is also a high-level executive, if he happens to be in charge of your safety..."

Seeing Ango's ugly face, Oda Sakunosuke couldn't help imagining the situation, "No way! If you two get together, it would be a disaster."

Osamu Dazai realized that there was still his own business involved, and quickly retorted: "Impossible, I want to be with Chuya, without my dwarf, I can't eat well or sleep well, and Mr. Mori won't let us separate."

"It's because you have never been separated." Sakaguchi Ango said coolly: "Don't even think about asking Chuya-kun to accompany you. The leader also sent him a mission to investigate the strong man on the surface. , to collect previous champions of the world's number one martial arts tournament."

Osamu Dazai squeezed his muscles and believed Ango's words. After all, the other party was a civil servant who was in charge of this. Dazai Osamu did not give up and turned his head to make the last struggle.

"Has the document been approved?"

Sakaguchi Ango nodded.

"What about the seal? If the seal hasn't been stamped, you can..."

Yasugo Sakaguchi drank the last sip of tomato juice, interrupting his fantasy, "The seal is done, and the officer of Ozaki signed it. Even Chuya-kun readily agreed to the mission of visiting the martial arts school."

Osamu Dazai lay down on the table dejectedly, sucking on the straw vigorously, making a sizzling sound.

"The little dwarf doesn't want me anymore?"

Ango Sakaguchi almost died of anger when he heard the words, "At this moment, you are still thinking about what Chuya-kun is doing. You and I are going to work as undercover agents in the black organization."

"The point is, you and I are both civil servants. Before caring about Mr. Zhongye, can you take care of your own life first?"

Dazai Osamu was shaken vigorously by Ango's collar, but he didn't shake the water out of his mind.

As soon as Sakaguchi Ango let go, Dazai Osamu fell on Oda Tsukuru with a 'slap' sound, and said sadly, "I have no motivation at all to go out with Ango, I need to hit it~ Ango is so weak, even I can't beat it .”

If it weren't for Odasaku's desperate efforts to suppress Ango Sakaguchi, who was so angry that he exploded, the prospective cadres cherished by Mafia at the port would have died in civil strife.

"Well, since I'm going to be with Ango for a long time, I'll go home and explain the situation to Chuya first. If Ango has any plans, please contact me on the phone."

Sakaguchi Ango and Oda Saku looked at each other, and it was Oda Saku who suggested that he could be Sakaguchi Ango's foreign aid to ensure the safety of the two.

"Odasaku~" Ango Sakaguchi pulled his friend's hands to the end, "Only you are reliable. Please, please leave the port Mafia and be my full-time bodyguard! It doesn't matter if you don't kill people, as long as you protect my life, Just try not to lack arms or legs."

Oda Saku was a little surprised for a moment: "Huh? But aren't you going to be promoted to a high-level position? There will be a partner to protect you then."

Ango Sakaguchi sighed, and made an analysis with Oda: "Now there are a lot of high-level executives, all of whom have explosive force values, and they lead their subordinates to do it. The only exception is Dazai, and the leader even arranged for him the strongest Central Plains When you are a partner, your safety and tacit understanding are guaranteed.”

"But what about me? Now there is no one weaker than me in the middle level. I can break history when I reach the top level. The weakest high level in the history of Port Mafia. Look at the group of people under me, even my force value It's not as good. In this case, you become a high-level and no one protects you."

"I will become history within three days. So please, Odasaku, I will pay you a high salary, and you will guard me every step of the way. Don't let me get cold out of nowhere."

Odasaku looked at his friend's handsome appearance, wearing glasses in a gentle manner. When he was a partner at the age of 14, he could hit ten Ango Sakaguchi with one hand.

Odasaku sighed: "Don't talk about bodyguard work, I'm just protecting you and Dazai temporarily, and I'll go back to the grassroots to continue working after this task is completed."

Covering Ango Sakaguchi's next words with one hand, Odasaku admonished Ango seriously: "Since you know that you don't have the conditions to be a Dazai, you should work hard to improve your force value. You have to believe in yourself, you can do it."

Leaving Ango Sakaguchi alone at the bar.

Of his two friends, one went home with his partner, and the other was entrusted by him to go home and arrange for the adopted child. He was the only one who could only drink here for a while.

No, he didn't drink alcohol at all. In order to keep his mind clear, he couldn't even drink alcohol. He could only drink some tomato juice to continue his life.

Ango Sakaguchi squeezed his thin muscles, and reluctantly gave up the plan to improve his own force value. People are incomparable. God knows that he once had a dream of being invincible all over the world. Later, this dream came true in a different way.

Ever since he set up that dream, Ango Sakaguchi has never won in martial arts, and he is also invincible all over the world. Probably only the cats on the street have the same fighting power as Ango Sakaguchi, and they are worthy opponents.

The author has something to say: One day Natsume Soseki asked two of his disciples to come to Wanchun Hall to study together.

Mori Ogai and Fukuzawa Yukichi bickered while waiting.

Natsume Soseki appeared in the form of a three-flowered cat ~ secretly observing the students.

Ogai Mori: Oh, cat.

Fukuzawa Yukichi: I want to masturbate.

Mori Ogai: Did you know that there will only be one male cat in [-] sanctuary cats. As a product of genetic mutation, although it is infertile, it is a symbol of luck and will be raised with good food and drink .

Fukuzawa Yukichi: Infertility?It sounds a little pathetic.

Mori Ogai: It’s better than a mother cat, who has to give birth to kittens without food or drink.I've got a scalpel, and I'm still idle, let's sterilize it!As long as my knife is fast enough, I can save anesthesia.

Natsume Soseki: Blowing hair and running away

Fukuzawa Yukichi caught... let go: Huh?It's a male cat.

Mori Ogai: Is it an infertile male cat?That would save trouble, no need for sterilization.

Alas, once in a while, there is nowhere to put my kindness out of my heart.

Natsume cat with fried hair: These two rebels scared me to death.