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After all, Chuya Nakahara was slightly better at standby time, and the noisy Osamu Dazai spent his dreams dealing with his strange problems.

For example, Nakahara Zhong also said: He has just been pulled out of a different dimension, and when he has a penis, he also runs naked. Fool, I can only pick up one piece of clothing to wear.But what is the point of getting dressed?

For another example, people have different aesthetics, so wearing clothes to attract the opposite sex is a stupid way. Is the dyed plant superior to the skin you own?

From ethics to philosophy to biological development, just like that, Osamu Dazai, who once clamored that the world is not worth it, learned to shut up. What is the truth?Isn't it hard enough to be forced to discuss man and nature with Zhongye at night? Wouldn't it be nice to sleep on the sofa when you have nothing to do?

In this way, Osamu Dazai developed the bad habit of salting fish, laying down in salted fish when he has nothing to do, and his ability to be lazy is No. 1.

Speaking of the relationship between animals and clothes, it was also a topic discussed by Chuya Nakahara and Osamu Dazai.

Although the cat has fur, it will not be cold, but it is probably better to wear clothes.When Zhong Ye occasionally watched TV, he noticed that those cats and dogs with owners in the movies also wore clothes.

Isn't there always someone who puts clothes on cats and dogs and calls himself a shit shoveler?Clothes are probably the crowns of animals!

Although Zhongyuan Zhongya didn't know why the status of animals was higher than his own, but since he wanted to raise this cat, he also thought that he should wear clothes for it.

Although he won't let the cat pass him, he can't let his cat lose his head in front of other cats.

Just like what Dazai Osamu Sapo said when he bought silk bandages, he didn’t necessarily need them that much, but he had to buy them, otherwise what would be the difference between living like those street gangsters who get hurt at every turn?

This is probably the so-called facade!Osamu Dazai's facade is his own bandage, while the pet's facade is the small clothes on his body.

"Don't worry! You will have what other cats have!" Nakahara Nakaya's cobalt blue eyes had a firm light, and Natsume, who had just struggled out of the neckline, was confused for a while, ignoring Chuya's words, Only care about the firmness in each other's eyes.

The little cat was moved, and praised: The new generation is so good, look at the firm eyes, worthy of the No. 1 of the Japanese martial arts school.

Zhong Yuanzhong also couldn't understand the emotion on the cat's face, so he got some cute skirt styles from Alice, and went back with the cat in his arms.

Sitting in the elevator, it took a long time for Natsume Cat to realize that he had missed a good opportunity to peek at the port Mafia's future development report.

I was too busy looking at the newcomers, and I forgot to eavesdrop on Shimomori Ogai's future plans.

"Forget it." It comforted itself, "The left and right are inside the port of Mafia, and there will always be opportunities."

"No, what are you doing with skirts, I'm a pure man." Through the reflective elevator, Natsume Maomao was horrified to find that Zhong Yuanzhong was also gesturing at him with several gorgeous skirts.

There is no escape, and as a beloved cat, freedom of movement is so out of reach.Natsume Cat struggled to save himself, but was still pinched by the back of the neck and carried out of the elevator.

"Big sister!" Nakahara Nakaya just came out of Mori Ogai, and came to port Mafia officer Momiji Ozaki with the cat in his arms. He raised the cat above his head, "I picked up a cat."

Koye Ozaki looked at Sanhuamao who was held up in front of her eyes and smiled gracefully: "I actually raised a cat. It seems that the homework assigned by my concubine is not heavy enough."

The woman's slender fingers brushed the cat's fur, carrying a burst of fragrance, which made Natsume a little embarrassed for a while: "This old man is so old, how ugly it is to be hugged by a girl."

Struggling, he wanted to jump to the ground, but he forgot the difference between the human form and the cat form.

The kitten standing up directly revealed its gender, and the little bell leaked out of the loose mini kimono.

Men and women always have different concerns. For example, Zhong Yuanzhong also picked up a cat. Although he said he was very happy, he didn’t have the idea of ​​exploring the gender of the cat. Anyway, as long as it is a cat, it is enough. As for the blood breed and gender, those things are different. unimportant.

It was Ozaki Momiji who was careful and discovered the fact that Natsume-sensei was a tomcat at a glance.

Pursing her lips and smiling, Koye Ozaki smiled beautifully and gracefully, but the words she spit out were not very friendly, "At first, I wanted to remind Zhong Zhong to remember to vaccinate the cat and neuter it, but now it seems that just vaccinating is enough , neutering is saved!"

The cat, who was originally enjoying the service of beauties, froze when she heard the words, and looked up at this beautiful woman in disbelief, "It's so scary, what made you so vicious?

"It's just the first time we met, and I have such a terrible thought. As expected of the only female officer in the port Mafia."

"The person in charge of the torture has a dark heart! The first time we met, it was so natural to cut the bell. This woman is really not simple." Compared with her, Mori Ogai, who was commented by Natsume Maomao as extreme and easily radical, is both Harmless little white rabbit.

After all, Mori Ogai never smiled and said the scary words of sharpening pencils and picking bells.

The poor kitten was so frightened that its fur blew up, and was stroked by Ozaki Koye's gentle face, so it couldn't bark anymore. It looked pitifully at Nakahara Chuya, hoping that the other party could save him from the fire.

"Sterilization?" Zhong Yuanzhong didn't know much about what neutering was. Literally, it meant sterilizing, but did cats also have to be neutered?

Koye Ozaki smiled softly, "These small animals look cute, but once they are in heat, they will hurt others and themselves. Not to mention their bad temper, it will also affect their lifespan..."

"What? So that kind of thing is so dangerous?" Zhongyuan Zhong also looked nervous, "I have seen it on Radium Bowl Street, and many of them died at a very young age. It turned out that it was because of this kind of thing. Injury."

The young boy Nakaya, who is good at divergent thinking, did not know what he thought of. Osamu Dazai, who was several floors away, shuddered and woke up from his dream.

At this time, seeing the seriousness on Chuuya's face, Koyo Ozaki became nervous, fearing that Chuuya would do something irreversible, she quickly explained the difference between humans and animals.

For example, humans have brains and know how to bathe, but animals are different. They are heavily affected by hormones. If they are not sterilized, male cats will fight to the death for the female cat and the territory, and take possession of the female cat regardless of life or death.

Female cats also hollow out their bodies during continual births, which is why animals need to be neutered.

"And people are different. We pay more attention to the matching of souls than hormones."

Koye Ozaki was almost glowing when he said this, and Chuya Nakahara looked at his mentor with admiration, his eyes were full of light.

And Natsume cat took the opportunity to run away from Koyo Ozaki, which was too scary for the cat, even if there was big news from Port Mafia, he would not come here, it was too unfriendly.

But I don't want to, it's not easy to teach women about the ceiling of force. It's just a dream to get out of this woman's clutches without being exposed.

The golden Yasha suddenly appeared, grabbing the kitten by the back of the neck.

Kitten: Poor, helpless, scared gif.

Zhong Yuanzhong also hugged the cat, annoyed and funny: "Did you understand what the big sister said? You even know how to run away."

"Big sister, you just said where to do the neutering. There is also a free doctor in the medical room of Mafia at the port, can you do this?" Nakahara did not forget to neuter the cat, and asked Ozaki Momiji carefully. .

Koye Ozaki is also bad, and he doesn't care about Natsume's self-esteem, and directly points out the other party's gender.Of course, in Ozaki Koye's view, it is not a problem to point out the gender of a cat. After all, who would have thought that this cat might be a human?

"Chuya is very lucky!" Koye Ozaki grabbed Natsume's hind legs with a smile, "Look, it's a male cat. Sanhua male cats are infertile, so there is no need to neuter, and this kind of genetic mutation is [-]. There is only one of them, and it is really lucky to be able to pick up such a rare cat."

Koyo Ozaki ruffled Nakahara Chuya's hair, and handed the cat back to Chuya.

It’s just that the cat doesn’t know what’s wrong. Just when the elder sister pointed out its gender, it suddenly let out a miserable cry, and then completely lost its sound. It froze there, just like a wax figure in an art museum. Breathing and blinking, Chuya really thought it was about to die suddenly.

"What happened to it?"

Koyo Ozaki was also very confused, "Maybe I'm bored, you can go to the medical room and let the doctor take a look."

Hearing the medical room, Natsume the cat, who was still stiff at first, reacted with a jolt, 'No, you must not go to the medical room, it is a place where you may lose the bell. '

The Natsume cat, who was still in shock, was forced to learn how to be cute, and clung to Nakahara Nakaya's hand, licking his mouth and putting his hands in his hands.

"Are you hungry?"

Seeing this, Koyo Ozaki smiled, "Hurry up and take it back to eat! Make it fatter."

"I'll leave that to my elder sister." Zhong Yuanzhong also politely expressed his thanks.

"Don't worry! But the styles of clothes you chose are not suitable, I'll do it, or you can choose some fabrics and let Dazai make them."

"Him?" Zhong Yuanzhong also looked disgusted, "He only makes a mess of things, and when I get angry, I rush to work and come up with a finished product. It's not enough to be angry."

"You two brats, you have to grow up quickly!" Koye Ozaki smiled softly.

And Natsume Maomao, who was being held in Zhongye's arms, just wanted to leave quickly. As for the style of fabric they were talking about, who cares, only the bell growing on the body is real.

It wasn't until Zhongye took the cat in his arms and got on the elevator that he felt the kitten in his arms really relax, and it was as soft as a puddle of water, melting into Zhongye's arms.

Back at the office, Nakahara Chuya handed over Natsume Maomao to Osamu Dazai for the time being, went to the refrigerator and found a lot of delicious food, and put them on the coffee table.

"Why so much food, are you hungry?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also opened the things one by one, "The cat is too stiff at the elder sister's place just now, feed it something first, and send it to the doctor if it doesn't work."

Osamu Dazai rubbed the cat's chin, looked left and right, no matter how you looked at it, it was the one he knew at the bar, and it wasn't a fearful existence.