The Central Plains cadres who exploded A

Help: I ​​thought a male lion was away, so I ate his lunch. Now I find that the male lion is taking a nap in front of my eyes, and it may wake up at any time. How can I escape death? PS: The reason why a male lion is a male lion is because of its strong fighting power, the difference in fighting power that you have to beg me not to die with one punch.By the way, we are in the same dormitory, there is no place to run.

Excuse me, is there any remedy I can do now to make me survive?Waiting online, it's very urgent, if I don't get an answer, I will be beaten to death.

Seeing that Chuya was sleeping soundly, Osamu Dazai was about to break out in a cold sweat, afraid that the other party would wake up and get angry.

The heroic Sifangbu turned in embarrassment, and Osamu Dazai wanted to sneak out lightly, so don't say anything, and quickly ask his subordinates to bring another lunch!If the delivery is late, there will be one less high-level Mafia at the port.

Instructing his subordinates to trot to deliver the meal, Osamu Dazai let out a long sigh of relief and shook off the cold sweat from his brow.

Fortunately, he caught up, otherwise he would have to be kicked out of the dormitory with his bedding on his back.

"Mr. Dazai, your previous lunch was specially prepared by Hongye cadres for you. There is a limited supply every day. You need to book in advance and you can't buy it at all. This is a set meal I bought from a restaurant. It tastes very good..."

"Limited? Set meal?" Osamu Dazai could no longer hear the voices of his subordinates at this moment, and only the four characters "My life is over" circled into the sky in his mind.This time it's over, eat the long-awaited luxury lunch, don't say anything, just lie down and die!

At this moment, Mr. Mori's earnest teachings flashed in Osamu Dazai's mind. As the saying goes, strike first, as long as I admit my mistake quickly enough, Chuka won't hit me. If Chuya really hits me, as long as I lie down enough Soon, he will not flog the corpse.

How to protect himself to the greatest extent on the verge of death, Osamu Dazai is very familiar with it.Leaning beside Chuya, Osamu Dazai planned to admit his mistake as soon as Chuya woke up.

The ochre-colored hair in the idiot is warm in the sun, just like melted maple syrup, giving people a sweet feeling. When you get close, you can still hear the other person's small snoring, and you can't wake up even if you are asleep. The publicity and handsome appearance when he came here made people feel a little unreal, but he really looked like an Omega. Under the strong sunlight, Osamu Dazai felt something touched in his heart for no reason. The emotion of love suddenly sprouted here.

With a bit of panic, Osamu Dazai directly removed Nakahara Chuya's hair. Sure enough, Nakahara Chuya woke up as the energetic dwarf again. The drowsiness on his face was not cleaned up, and he threatened to beat someone .

The investor looked at his familiar partner, and the stone in his heart fell to the ground, and the frightening throbbing just now disappeared without a trace.Sure enough, it is still the most reassuring among the irritable.

Chuya Nakahara was woken up by Osamu Dazai, and he didn't say anything about being gentle with the weak, and he just started. At this moment, Osamu Dazai was as nimble as a monkey, jumping up and down in the wind of Chuya Nakahara's fist, dodging dangerously. A deadly attack.

The two fought for a while, and Osamu Dazai, who was sweating profusely, did not have the good physical strength of Chuya, and was the first to lose the battle, sitting on the carpet and pretending to be dead.

"Get up quickly, people will see it in a while, and you think the port Mafia is so useless! The quasi-cadres are lying on the ground." Nakahara also lightly kicked Osamu Dazai who was lying on the ground and couldn't get up.

Osamu Dazai rolled along the strength of Chuya's toes, rolled to the side of the sofa with a grunt, and refused to get up to work, "I haven't reacted just now, since Chuya still has the strength to hit me, I must have eaten it." Let's have lunch! Pretending to have no lunch on purpose, placing the two-person set meal and the spoon in a conspicuous position, just to lure me into the bait and want to take the opportunity to hit me. Humph!"

Saying that, Osamu Dazai nodded and confirmed his own reasoning, and squinted at Chuya who was boldly plotting against him, "Little slug, are you drifting away? As a hat holder, you are dishonestly guarding your hat and plotting against Mr. Dazai. "

Osamu Dazai had a proud expression on his face that I have caught your grip, but he could only retreat steadily under the threat of Nakahara Chuya's fist.

"Do you have to jump if I dig a hole? Don't complain if you don't have enough brains. It was agreed before that whoever wins the trick can let the other party be a cow and a horse for a month. Now that I win, I can't get up. , this month, you can work overtime honestly! By the way, I will also solve my work, and I will take a vacation for the next month to travel." Nakahara Nakaya said, holding Dazai Osamu's back with one knee , put his hand into Dazai Osamu's arms, looking for his salary card.

"Where did you bastard hide my card? That's my money for red wine, you can't spend it indiscriminately."

Osamu Dazai was touched, and he trembled into a ball. Tears of laughter flowed out, "Chuya, why don't I give you the card? Stop touching it, it's so itchy."

After finally escaping from under him, Osamu Dazai's ears turned red from laughing.I had no choice but to obediently take out Chuya's card, and let the proud little man hum a song and plan to go out to play.

Picking up the remaining watermelon casually, Osamu Dazai angrily dug up the watermelon.

Chuya Nakahara was very proud of his success in tricking Osamu Dazai, leaning on Osamu Dazai's shoulder to snatch a piece of melon from the opponent's hand, "Fortunately, I even left a loophole for you, seeing only half of the watermelon You should realize that it’s wrong when it’s on the table, and I’ve already eaten my portion of watermelon.”

Although being tricked by Naka, Osamu Dazai is not angry at all, it's good that he didn't really offend Naka, as for other things, is it important?

Now that he is full of wine and food, he can still order his subordinates to take out the lunch box and throw it away. Is there anything more comfortable than this?

Osamu Dazai was lying on the sofa, enjoying the green tea specially prepared by Chuya's subordinates and the high-grade yokan sent by Mrs. Hongye, humming a little song, without any sadness or resentment about being oppressed.

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked at his foolish appearance, and was inexplicably a little angry.

It's this posture, obviously disguised as an Omega, but still retains a kind of calmness in his bones, always a strategist, I really want people to break his calm mask and see him panicked beyond expectations.

At the port, except for the top few people, no one knows that the lazy and handsome Dazai Osamu is actually the ALPHA, and Nakahara Nakahara, who has the ceiling of force, is the delicate Omega in people's impression.

Osamu Dazai always hides his pride very well, only Nakahara Nakaya, who gets along with him day and night, can discover the arrogance under that unreliable disguise.

Every time Chuya Nakahara went out with Osamu Dazai, someone gave Dazai an umbrella when it was hot, and someone called a car for Dazai when it was cold.But I, a real Omega, have to endure other people's gossip, talk about his height and temper, if I have a bad attitude towards Dazai, I don't need Dazai to speak, the aunts and uncles who are watching will come forward and say that ALPHA should give way Order Omega, you can't bully the weak.

God knows, he Nakahara Chuya is the weak Omega in everyone's mouth, and that fool Dazai Osamu is just wearing a camouflage coat. Although he can hang a hundred Dazai Osamu with one hand, but he is the one in everyone's mouth who needs love. The presence.

Zhongyuan Zhong also frightened passers-by who dared to come over with a fierce expression, but when he turned around, he found Osamu Dazai was still pretending to be cute, and Zhongyuan Zhong was so angry that he almost vomited blood.

Are you all blind?Such an obvious ALPHA has more eyes than activated charcoal, and a heart that is darker than activated charcoal. If Osamu Dazai is regarded as a rare Omega in port Mafia, are the eyes really so redundant?

Is there a 1.7-meter-four Omega?That's clearly a weak ALPHA, but he still has the heart to call him cute!

Nowadays, Nakahara Chuya's aura is getting stronger and stronger, and the bastard Osamu Dazai has also learned the delicate daily life of Omega day by day.Pretending to be an Omega is beyond the realm, even in an office where there are no outsiders, you have to lazily go to the sofa, calling out that I am so weak, and just pile up the work on Zhongye's head with confidence, making people want to put He was thrown out to be beaten by the society.

Every time in the field, there will be a group of ALPHAs who don't have eyesight to show courteousness to Osamu Dazai, disrupt the work plan, and be forced to work overtime. Do you think there is anything more irritating than this in the world?

Mr. Sen said that there really are.

In Port Mafia, only you can't think of it, and we can't do it. Isn't it easy to get angry?Tied up with Osamu Dazai, I will keep you from becoming a puffer fish.

Since Osamu Dazai split, Nakahara has also become the bodyguard of this mackerel.

It's hard to tell whether it's Dazai Osamu's problem or the group of ALPHA's. Anyway, as long as Dazai Osamu walks outside, he is easy to be targeted by the blind ALPHA.

After all, Osamu Dazai's face is quite good. He is a mental worker who is good-looking in the mafia and is not very good at fighting. At the same time, he is a partner with the Mafia force ceiling in the port. I think he must be an Omega. What could be softer than this Persimmons?

Eight out of ten times out of ten those outsiders who wanted to attack the port of Mafia regarded Osamu Dazai as a soft persimmon that was ready to be pinched.

In this regard, Nakahara was both angry and funny, and he could not stand on the roof of the port Mafia with a loudspeaker to promote the gender of Dazai Osamu. He could only personally protect the strongest brain of their port Mafia, for fear that if he was not careful, Dazai Osamu would die It was caught and peeled and stewed.

In addition to other Yakuza organizations, there are also many ordinary people who will also miss Osamu Dazai. After all, the two blacks walking together are too conspicuous: one is a thin and handsome man, and the other is a woman with fierce eyes. Poor Omega and ALPHA who threatened him, and Omega is so rare.

Under Nakahara Nakaya's ferocious eyes, there are still people who are not afraid of death to express their hearts to Osamu Dazai.

"Lovely sir, why are you with such a rude short ALPHA? Come with me! Whether it is money or status, I can give you." The unknown rich second generation looked at Osamu Dazai heartbrokenly, then Posture, as long as Osamu Dazai said yes, he would dare to break through Chuya Chuya's murderous aura and go over to snatch people.

In this regard, Zhong Yuanzhong is also very puzzled. Could it be said that Dazai Osamu's black and decadent personality is especially attractive to ALPHA?So that he can only be ignored if he can beat Omega?