The Central Plains cadres who exploded A

There was a smell of gunpowder in the air, and his subordinates were still cleaning up the battlefield. Zhong Yuanzhong also neatly rode on his motorcycle, preparing to go back and write this mission report.

"Central Plains quasi-cadres are so good." The newly recruited subordinate behind him looked at the man's back and said with emotion.

When mentioning Alpha in the port of Mafia, the first thing people think of is the Central Plains quasi-cadres.Powerful physical skills, rebellious eyebrows, coupled with the status of a quasi-cadre, I don't know how many unmarried men and women think of him as an ideal partner.

"Mr. Nakahara!" A petite girl stopped Nakahara Chuya, and shyly stuffed him with a snow-white love letter.

The girl didn't even dare to look at Zhong Yuan Zhong Ye, she smiled shyly at Zhong Yuan Zhong Ye, and then hurriedly hid back to the little sister.He only dared to hide behind others and secretly glanced at Chuya's reaction.

Zhong Yuanzhong also held another love letter, and sighed softly, the sharpness on his body was softened at this moment.

Walking up to the girl seriously, Zhong Yuanzhong also handed back the love letter to the girl: "Sorry, we are not suitable."

This man simply rejected the girl's overtures.

Who is Zhongye suitable for?

It's hard to say, but there is one thing that most people in the port get wrong, and that is the gender of the quasi-cadres in the Central Plains.

Today, human beings are divided into six genders: Alpha, Beta, Omege, male, and female.Regardless of men and women, the vast majority of people are Beta, and the remaining less than [-]% are Alpha or Omega.

And Zhongyuan Zhongye is also the male Omega with the lowest proportion of the population. His petite figure, delicate emotions, and beautiful eyebrows all indicate the gender of Zhongyuan Zhongye.

It's a pity that under the deterrence of Zhongye's powerful force, everyone misunderstood Zhongye's gender.

Even people who see him for the first time will unconsciously feel that 'this man A exploded'.

You must know that ALPHA, beta, and Omega almost all have their own distinctive characteristics. ALPHA is aggressive, tall and strong, beta is more moderate, and most of them are relatively low-key. Omega is usually a delicate, beautiful and exciting existence.

Although it is not a big problem to be identified as the wrong gender, it is definitely not a happy thing, especially when Nakahara Omega looks so good. The remarkable characteristics of Omega are reflected in his body, and it is very unhappy to be mistaken for this.

Of course, there are exceptions to everything. Look at another person in the port who was identified as the wrong gender. Accepting that is a good thing.When Osamu Dazai was identified as the wrong gender for the first time, he was stunned for a moment, and then began to pretend to be an Omega for his own benefit.

Including now, Nakahara Chu is also out on missions, while Dazai Osamu is slumped on a chair, staying in the office and letting himself go, pretending that he almost forgot his original gender.

As soon as Chuya Nakahara entered the office, he saw Osamu Dazai lying on his desk, flipping through documents boredly.

Pushing all the work over, he disappeared without a trace, and it's a shame that he still has the face to complain about being bored.

"It's so slow, Chuya." Osamu Dazai took his own coffee, shaking his head to express his boredom.

"You lateness king, you still have the face to complain, let me do the work of two people alone, and you still have the face to order coffee! Who am I to you? The delivery boy!" Zhong Yuan Zhong also put his hand The report fell on the table and was about to be blown up by his partner, so he huddled next to the air conditioner to cool off.

Osamu Dazai's partner is useless except for his brain. He can do whatever he can, pretending to be Omega No.1.There was also a battle against the dragon head, and after that, he turned back into a salted fish again, laying down on the sofa, except being lazy or pretending to be dead.

Seeing that his partner was furious, Osamu Dazai was not only not afraid, but even went up to him to tease the tiger's whiskers.After taking two sips of coffee, he complained in a drawn-out voice, "Zhongye~, you are my dog, and you promised to be my dog ​​for the rest of your life, what's the matter with buying me a cup of coffee? What about coffee and ice? The little slug's brain can't even remember these things!"

Zhongyuan Zhong also sneered, raised his fist, kicked his foot, and the whole body was like an arrow that left the string, and it hit Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai was familiar with Chuya's attack routines, and he dodged Nakahara Chuya who was kicking towards him without even raising his head. The strength of the table jumped, and the foot kicked to avoid the elbow of Chuya's turn.As nimble as a cat, she landed lightly on the desk, raised her bangs slightly, and escaped the attack of the cadre Zhongya without even falling off her coat.

Continuing to drink coffee, Osamu Dazai waved his hand and crawled on the sofa.

"By the way, Mr. Sen has sent a new task. I've already written the plan, and Zhong has to go out and arrange it quickly. And remember to bring me a meal. I've been busy all morning, and I haven't even had breakfast yet." !" Osamu Dazai interrupted Chuya's intention of continuing to attack with work at the right time, and coquettishly coquettishly at the same time, hoping that in exchange for Chuya's heart softening, stop calling him around.

Nakahara also looked through the documents on the table a few times, and it was indeed Osamu Dazai's handwriting. Since this mackerel was not simply lazy, let's not beat it for the time being.

But, it’s okay not to do anything, but if you want to be lazy, there’s no way, and you’ll be sorry if you don’t ridicule yourself.

"You bastard, this is the task given to you by the leader! Where did you come from to be thick-skinned, your name is clearly written on the blacked out part, and you are pushing your job to me, be careful, I will really hit you .If the organization is full of people like you, Port Mafia will have to declare its disintegration directly. As a quasi-cadre, can't you be a little more motivated?"

Osamu Dazai turned over slowly on the sofa, laying straight on the sofa, with his hands crossed on his lower abdomen, indicating that he was not within the scope of the service area.

"Chuya~, I'm very pitiful. I only slept for less than three hours. In order to live up to Chuya's waiting, I tried my best to run to the port of Mafia, but I was already late when I got up. Hurry up. I ran over, and was caught by Mr. Mori as soon as I entered the elevator to arrange tasks. I have worked so hard until now, and my head hurts from being so tired." Osamu Dazai said and lay down on the sofa, looking like I am so weak and my partner is bullying appearance.

"Isn't it because you stayed up late last night to play games, didn't sleep at night and got up during the day, if you didn't stay up late for work, you wouldn't be caught by the leader when you were late for work. You deserve it!" With the file, I started to arrange it down.

Nakahara Chuya was busy arranging things according to Dazai's plan, pulling Dazai's subordinates to arrange work, while Dazai on the other side was full of energy, eating small snacks leisurely, eating and drinking. While praising, I was afraid that Zhong would not know that his little snack had been eaten.

"You bastard, if you don't feel sleepy, you can get through work, or shut up and go to sleep, or come to work honestly." The veins on Nakahara Chuya's forehead have started to tap dance, Dazai is indeed prone to insomnia and lack of sleep. It wasn't because Dazai Osamu was out of breath when he dodged just now, he was afraid that he would die suddenly, so he wouldn't let him be lazy no matter what.

Osamu Dazai turned his head cheekily: "I can't sleep with people coming and going here!"

"Why can't I sleep? There is no safer place than here when I'm here." Nakahara Nakaya pulled out a blanket from under the desk, threw it casually, and covered Osamu Dazai tightly.

"Hey~ the blanket smells like slugs, the smell of mindlessness wraps me up..."

Unbearable and no need to bear it any longer, Nakahara Chuya's whole body flashed red, a strange mackerel pillow flashed red, and hit Osamu Dazai's head at an astonishing speed, making a Duang sound.

I don't know why, but Zhongyuan Zhongye's temper is particularly hot today, and he exploded before poking it.

Osamu Dazai, who was supposed to be honest and shut up, put the pillow under his head, and still murmured: "Chuya's brows are all wrinkled, he is so angry today, is he being recognized as the wrong gender again? His temper is really bad." , I was also identified as the wrong gender, why is my acceptance so high?"

Nakahara also coughed twice seriously, Osamu Dazai on the sofa completely shut up, made a gesture of shutting up, and buried himself under the blanket, only the messy hair was still leaking out.After a while, Osamu Dazai's even breathing came from under the blanket.

In other words, in a sense, the pair of 'Double Hei' are really hard brothers and sisters, and they were both recognized as the wrong gender.

Perhaps because of the tragic contrast in physical skills, or perhaps because of his handsome appearance, Osamu Dazai has always been regarded as a weak Omega.

Going out of the door, there are a lot of female ALPHAs and betas who are crazily pursuing and giving gifts in various ways.Although Shuanghei is a very popular existence, this kind of peach blossom can only be classified as rotten peach blossom, and the love that can even identify the wrong gender is simply a joke.

Inexplicably, Shuanghei has become a model of aloofness and cleanliness, and their legends are still circulating in the port of Mafia many years later.

The air conditioner was blowing cold wind, and when Osamu Dazai woke up, the thin blanket on his body had turned into a quilt. When he was half asleep and half awake, Osamu Dazai vaguely remembered that he seemed to say that he was cold, and he didn’t know how he heard it Yes, I brought all the quilts from the lounge.This sleep was very comfortable, Osamu Dazai only felt refreshed, not only did his head no longer hurt, but even his thoughts became clearer.

Osamu Dazai glanced over, but found that Chuya Nakahara, who was supposed to guard him, was not in the room.

"Chuya?" Osamu Dazai raised his voice, "Slug? Are you there, slug?"

There was no sign of the spirit of the little slug in the room, and even the subordinates who had come and gone before did not know where they were.Osamu Dazai got a little angry: "You also said that you are the safest around you, and sneaked away while I was asleep to see if I didn't eat up your lunch."

After opening the luxurious lunch for two on the coffee table, Osamu Dazai decided to eat up Chuya Nakahara's meal, so that the dwarf would not grow taller for a lifetime of hunger.

In addition to lunch, there is half a watermelon as a dessert. It looks sweet at first glance, and it is exactly the sandy watermelon that Chuya has been talking about for several days.Holding the watermelon, Osamu Dazai dug out a perfect circle from the flesh with a spoon, and ate the flesh in one bite, including Chuya's half of the flesh.

Caracalla had eaten most of his lunch, and Osamu Dazai decided to stand up and digest, digest part of it before turning back to World War II, and try not to leave even a scum to the dishonest ones.

Standing up doesn't matter, as the saying goes, standing tall and seeing far away, Osamu Dazai stood up and caught a glimpse of the familiar ocher lying behind the pile of documents.It turned out that Nakahara Nakahara did not leave Dazai Osamu to go out alone, he just fell asleep on the table, his petite figure was directly blocked by the document, Dazai Osamu who was shouting loudly was his acquaintance, there was no It can wake Nakahara Chuya from his sleep.

This……

At this moment, Osamu Dazai's four-square step to eliminate food is halfway through, and he can't go on. Looking around, he saw that most of the luxurious lunch for two had been eaten, and the sandy watermelon had been scooped up in a mess.

Chuya didn't move his chopsticks first in order to eat with him, but he ate the food all by himself because of his narrow-mindedness...

To finish, this is the rhythm of courting death.