[Comprehensive] Misfortune

Moon, ivory, musical instruments, roses,

Lamps and Dürer's lines,

Nine numbers and shifting zeros,

I should pretend to believe that there are such things.

I should pretend to believe that there used to be

Persepolis and Rome,

The battlements destroyed by the Iron Age,

A tiny grain of sand sealed their fate.

I should pretend to believe in epic weapons and bonfires,

and erosion of land pillars

heavy ocean.

I should believe there is something else.In fact, it is not believable.

Only you are real.you are my misfortune

And my great fortune, pure and endless.

- Borges "The Lovers"

Go out from the famous Kabukicho in Edo, take the subway for three stops, then turn into an alley, walk out of the alley, walk about 300 meters in the direction of falling cherry blossoms, and you will arrive at Matsushita Village School.

It is rumored that Matsushita Village School has existed for a long time. It is a school stained with historical dust, but standing in front of it, you can see the neatly manicured courtyard in front of you, and the sound of schoolchildren reading loudly in your ears. Blowing towards the face, people couldn't help showing a smile.

Kagura and Kamui hesitated at the door for a while, and then pushed each other across the threshold.

"Yo~ There are two little ones again."

"Wow!!!"

Suddenly a voice came from overhead, Kamui subconsciously blocked Kagura, raised his head, and saw a faint figure among the cherry blossom trees in the courtyard.

This cherry blossom tree is very old at first glance. The trunk can be surrounded by three people hugging each other. That's all.

There was a slight sound, the branches swayed, and the petals fell. Along with the pink and white petals falling, there was a young man in a linen bathrobe.

This young man has messy silver curly hair, and his facial features are handsome and somewhat heroic, only his crimson eyes are too dull, as if he can't wake up or fall asleep all year round.

"Are you here to learn art from a teacher? It just so happens that I am your senior brother. I know what to do when I see a senior brother, right? Hurry up and hand over all the sweets on your body."

The young man picked his nostril with his little finger of his right hand regardless of his image, and said lazily.

Kagura's eyes widened, and he opened his mouth uncomfortably to refute, but found that his hand was involuntary and took out the pudding that his mother put in the schoolbag before leaving.

pudding!

Limited Edition Pudding!

A limited-edition pudding that you may not be able to eat during the holidays!

Kagura watched helplessly as "I" handed the super super delicious pudding to the dead fish eye with a look of useless wood!

Then Kagura found out that her idiot brother did the same!

What the hell? !

Mama help!

Sakata Gintoki snatched the pudding with his eyes shining, took one in each hand, sucked his saliva, and stuffed the pudding into his arms quickly, then coughed lightly twice, put his face up pretendingly, and said: "Kamui and Kagura Right? Your father has already told Matsuyo that from today you are students of Matsushita Village Juku. Ah, by the way, I am Sakata Gintoki, and you have seen the ability, 'I will definitely not be rejected wish', that's what I'm capable of."

Sakata Gintoki proudly shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands, "Well~~~ This time I have given you the first lesson of enrolling in school. You must understand one thing when you study in Matsushita Village School, that is, Mr. Sakata Gintoki is a man who stands at the top of the world. You know ?"

Before he finished speaking, Sakata Gintoki, who was standing at the top of the world, was punched into the ground by Yoshida Shoyo, who was really standing at the top of the world.

"Yinshi, how many times have I said that you are not allowed to bully others, let alone children younger than you, what about your shame?"

Sakata Gintoki, with a big bag on his head, looked foolish, and didn't care that he was planted in the ground, "I forgot that kind of thing in my mother's stomach long ago, and this ability was originally designed to let I think everything will come true, this is God’s will, Songyang! It’s God’s will! Are you going to disobey God’s will? Be careful of being struck by lightning.”

Yoshida Shoyang smiled, "If you talk poorly again, I'll tell you to hold you for a day and a night. What will you do?"

Gintoki Sakata wilted visibly to the naked eye.

Oboro is the elder brother of Matsushita Village School, usually very prestigious. His ability is that as long as he hugs the other party, the other party will feel close to him. The longer the hug time, the deeper the emotional bond will be.Sakata Gintoki didn't want to follow in the footsteps of a disobedient student.

"Well... hello, you are Yoshida Shoyo, the teacher of Matsushita Village School, right? I am Kamui, and this is my sister Kagura. We are here to study." Kamui said with a smile.

Yoshida Shoyo smiled more enthusiastically than Kamui, "Hello, welcome. We will live together in the future. Let me take you to see your dormitory first. Ah, don't worry about the pudding. Bank I will return it to you in time, he is just playing a prank because he is too busy."

"Where is it? It's only natural to give senior brother some dessert. Teacher Songyang doesn't have to blame Senior Brother Yinshi." Shenwei narrowed his eyes.

"Oh, Kamui is such a good boy. What is ability?" Yoshida Matsuyo narrowed his eyes.

"It's not as good as the senior brothers. It's just a weak ability. 'When you meet the strong, you are strong'." Shenwei squinted his eyes too hard, and there were wrinkles at the corners of his eyes.

Sakata Gintoki, who had only one head exposed on the ground, looked at Yoshida Shoyang for a while, then at Kamui for a while, left and right, and finally got goosebumps all over his body for no reason.

"Hey...that's disgusting, you two."

I don't know when I stood next to Sakata Gintoki, and Kagura nodded in agreement, "That's right, squinting is disgusting enough, but there is another one, and the nausea level is instantly greater than 2 Aru! The teacher is too, don't be fooled by my family!" The idiot brother led Alu badly!"

The squinting duo: ...

#Today's Matsushita Village School is also extremely lively#

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Sakata Gintoki has been in the Matsushita Village Juku since he can remember. According to Yoshida Shoyo, whose ability is invincible, Gintoki is his child.

These words made Sakata Gintoki, who was only one and a half years old at the time, so disgusted that he spit milk.

Then he can eat Chocolate Buffy.

"A wish that will never be denied".

As long as he makes a wish, no matter if it is a powerful human being or a wild beast, even if it is air or invisible existence, his wish will be granted.Although it sounds powerful, it caused some losses because I didn't master how to use it at the beginning... Well, generally speaking, it is still a very powerful ability.

People who study in Matsushita village school are all guys who are born with certain abilities, whether it's "absolutely NTR" for wigs or "preferred by Mr. Matsuyo" for Asugi...all kinds of strange abilities.

Sakata Gintoki is 23 years old this year. Even if he is a good-for-nothing, staying in one place for so many years is too much for him. He plans to go out for a walk during the cherry blossom season.

The world is so big, he wants to see [wretched face].

Then Katsura Kotaro, who had been heartbroken by almost all the women in Edo Castle, and Takasugi Shinsuke, who was often an accomplice who "hurt" Katsura Kotaro, also said they would go out together.

Well, it's rare that I can't get rid of you when I want to travel, so let's be together.

So Sakata Gintoki and the three bid farewell to Mr. Matsuyo and his classmates, and started a three-month trip around the world.

Three full-blooded old men, none of them have girls, and they have escaped the supervision of Yoshida Shoyo, who is also a teacher and father, so what are they going to do?

Go shopping in Flower Street!

The three of them discussed it, and came to "Yoshihara", a well-known five-good company in Edo Castle, with great interest.

Satisfied with wine and food, and the sound of silk and bamboo making people want to get drunk, Katsura Kotaro was the first one who was not able to support him, but Katsura Kotaro refused to admit defeat, and exchanged for a "thousand-year-old girl" at the cost of running errands for Sakata Gintoki for the next few days. The buff of "Don't get drunk", so the worst one became Shinsuke Takasugi.

The two people who were super classmates kept drinking with evil smiles, and finally got them drunk.

Watching Takasugi Shinsuke being helped out of the room by a traveling girl, Sakata Gintoki and Katsura Kotaro raised their wine glasses at the same time and exchanged a tacit smile.

He's a young man in his 20s, but Aishan is still a chaste boy, it's too embarrassing for their "Matsushita Village School Trio" (what the hell) to say it.

The two of them drank some wine and listened to the music and waited. After waiting and waiting, Shinsuke Takasugi, whose face was as black as the bottom of a pot, came.

As we all know, the lights in the place where the girl is always not very bright, until Takasugi Shinsuke staggered closer, Sakata Gintoki realized that Takasugi Shinsuke's face was not as black as the bottom of a pot, but gloomy.

The difference was so big that for a moment Sakata Gintoki almost subconsciously activated his ability to ask Takasugi Shinsuke what happened.Fortunately, Yoshida Shoyo's education was very successful, Sakata Gintoki didn't say anything, hid behind Katsura Kotaro with a "hahaha" smile, drank all the wine in his glass, and waited for Takasugi Shinsuke to say it himself.

However, Gintoki Sakata waited until the liquor in his stomach was dangling, and he hadn't waited for Shinsuke Takasugi to speak.

No, is this guy really angry?

Sakata Gintoki kicked involuntarily, moved his butt and moved to Shinsuke Takasugi's side, wanting to put his arms around his shoulders. Seeing how ugly his face was, he withdrew his hand embarrassingly. Seeing that Takasugi Shinsuke raised his head and drank the wine in the jug (in fact, most of it was spilled on the front of his clothes), he threw the jug away.

The sound of the music was choked by the sound of the jug rolling to the ground, and it came to an abrupt end.

When Mimi's music disappeared, Sakata Gintoki heard Takasugi Shinsuke's voice.

"I was hallucinating just now."

Takasugi Shinsuke raised his eyes, his tone was obscure.

"I saw a woman."

He said.

Sakata Yinshi was stunned for two seconds, and then his first reaction was, "The lover of my dreams?"

Takasugi Shinsuke glanced at him coldly, Sakata Gintoki thought this kid was going to come back, but who knew that the other party didn't say a word, and acquiesced.

By default!

Sakata Gintoki's eyes widened, "Hey, Jinsuke, is it real or not? When did it happen? It's too disrespectful. Don't you tell me and the wig about this kind of thing?"

"Not a wig is Gui!"

Gui Xiaotaro yelled out his own catchphrase, then tilted his head and said thoughtfully: "Speaking of which, when I was [beep--], [beep--] and [beep--] with Mrs. Wuyue, I also Saw a woman who didn't look like Elizabeth at all."

Sakata Gintoki was speechless for a while, and then he poked the black lines on Katsura Kotaro's body, "You bastard who doesn't talk about four things at all, what are [beep——] and [beep? ——] Ah hey, be careful to be approached by the Parents Association, you are naturally dumbfounded!"

After poking the man and healing him, Sakata Gintoki leaned halfway on the tatami mat, digging his ears with a dejected face, with a bit of hesitation in his tone, "Let me tell you, what does the woman you see look like?" ? Long hair or short hair? Remember?"

"How is it possible to remember such a thing?" This is Katsura Kotaro who completely ignores it.

"It's not a question of remembering or not. Rather than forgetting the content of the dream after waking up, it's better to say that I haven't had this dream from the beginning. It's just an inexplicable feeling, as if there should have been one..." Gao Shan Jinsuke didn't continue.

Katsura Kotaro tapped the rim of the wine glass with his chopsticks, his voice was clear and urging, as if he wanted to force out the unfinished words of Takasugi Shinsuke.

What kind of woman should there be?

Not only Shinsuke Takasugi was thinking, but also the naturally dull Katsura Kotaro and the decadent Sakata Gintoki were also thinking about this issue.

The music sounded quietly unknowingly, but the music was quiet, as if he didn't want to be discovered by others, he just cautiously meandered in the silent space, and gradually filled the living room.

Sakata Gintoki thought of the woman he saw back then.

Now it seems that he and the wig and the dwarf fir have the same situation.

He knew that he saw a woman who shouldn't exist, and in fact did not exist, but the term "seeing" itself is open to question, rather than "seeing", it is better to say "feeling".

Sakata Gintoki felt that he was supposed to be looking at a woman who meant a lot to him, but he couldn't believe that such a woman existed in the world.

It's such a complicated thought.

The group of three in the Matsushita Village School was quiet for a long time, until the moon was in the sky, a tourist girl chuckled and suggested that tonight happened to be a full moon, and I wonder if the adults should sit by the window and have a drink with the moon.

Sakata Gintoki said that was good, and then dragged the two people who had fallen into a bewildered silence to a seat by the window.

The two wandering girls opened the windows one left and one right.

The moonlight rolled the petals and couldn't wait to pour into this inexplicably lonely space, and the cool night breeze blew the hair and clothes of the three of them with the fragrance of flowers and wine.

This night, the moonlight is as heavy as water, flowing slowly.

Katsura Kotaro suddenly smiled, changed his posture and sat upright, straightened his back, took the jug and wine glass, and poured three glasses of clear sake.

Sakata Gintoki and Takasugi Shinsuke silently raised their wine glasses, and Moonlight scrambled to jump into the wine glasses.

The three of them clinked glasses with each other and drank all the wine in their glasses.

long silence.

The first to laugh out loud was Sakata Gintoki, then Katsura Kotaro, and finally Takasugi Shinsuke.

The three of them, who were shrouded in mysterious sadness just now, laughed without any scruples, as if nothing could dye their bright soul fire with a dark color.

"Speaking of which, I asked Songyang before why we have different abilities from ordinary people."

Gao Shanjin covered his eyes with his long bangs. He leaned on the window frame and said lazily: "Mr. Songyang has already said this question? There is such a thing as great ability and great responsibility." .”

"Stupid Aishan, that's a line from "Spider-Man". You can believe it even if you are fooling around in Songyang. You really deserve to be the teacher's little fan."

Shinsuke Takasugi didn't want to argue with Sakata Gintoki today, so he didn't even choke, with a nonchalant expression, "Oh? Then how did Mr. Shoyo answer you? Is it different from what the fool said?"

"Isn't that right? I'm also a man with the mission of saving the world! Well... Songyang said that none of our abilities are used to hurt others, and some abilities can't even help ourselves. It's very possible. It will also be a hindrance. But why do we have this strange ability? Although it is said that they are all people with special abilities, but in fact there is no way to form a power system at all, right? And 'beep - solution' , Evil beep—the fruit and the like are completely different..."

"Get to the point." Shinsuke Takasugi gave Sakata Gintoki a white look.

Sakata Gintoki curled his lips and looked at the full moon outside the window, "Mr. Songyang said, maybe we were owed by someone in the last life, so we will be compensated in this life. So maybe the wig in the last life is a regular thing. NTR someone else's playboy."

"It's not a wig, it's Gui! And 100% being [-]% NTR doesn't look like compensation at all... Uh... cough cough... nothing." Two blushes floated on Gui Xiaotaro's cheeks, reflected by the moonlight It is very obvious.

Takasugi Shinsuke sneered, "It sounds reasonable. Although it is a tragic experience to put it on others, but the wig has always been fun."

Gui Xiaotaro immediately exploded, "It's not a wig, it's Gui! The guy who has been seducing my girlfriend is not qualified to say such things, wow!"

"If not, why are you blushing?"

"Because you're drunk, bastard, your face is a hundred times redder than mine, okay?!"

Sakata Gintoki interjected expressionlessly, "Did you forget the thousand cups I gave you just now?"

"It's useless, it's useless, Yinshi, you're already a useless person, and I'm getting drunk right now!"

"Oh," Sakata Gintoki stared dead, "Then I'll try turning you into a penguin to see if it works."

Katsura Kotaro sat down instantly, "I'm sorry, Gintoki-sama, please forgive the brat's rudeness."

"Silver hour."

Takasugi Shinsuke suddenly called Sakata Gintoki.

Sakata Gintoki paused slightly, put down the already empty wine glass, looked down at the pattern on the small table, "What?"

"You didn't give yourself the BUFF of drinking a thousand cups, did you?"

"...No." Sakata Gintoki vaguely guessed what Takasugi Shinsuke meant, but after hesitating for a moment, he still answered.

Deep down in his heart, Sakata Gintoki thought, maybe he is the one who wants to do this the most.

"After I go back, I will apologize to Teacher Songyang. Isn't it said that ability is a kind of compensation? Maybe Teacher Songyang did something wrong to me in the previous life."

"Hahaha, I guess he abandoned you, a little fanboy, from beginning to end."

"roll!"

A brief silence.

In this suffocating silence, Katsura Kotaro waved his hands away to drive away the girl and the musician, and then looked at his heart without saying a word.

Another seemingly brief but excruciating silence.

“啊啊啊银时你这小子和你说了多少次了在我们面前发动能力要说话啊啊啊这种不知道死亡什么时候来临的寂静实在是太可怕啦喂！”桂小太郎鼻孔朝天地咆哮with.

Sakata Gintoki didn't go back immediately as usual, but "biu" stood up, and didn't care if the little girl in front of him was overthrown.

"Hey, hey, the wig, it's not good. My ability seems to be really useless. It's invalid. Let me go... In fact, your real ability is 'crow's mouth', right? The so-called '100% NTR' is also Because you have such an idea deep in your heart, you said it unconsciously and then it came true, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what should I do??? "

"No...it's not a wig, it's a crow's mouth?" Gui Xiaotaro looked dumbfounded.

Shinsuke Takasugi, who has remained unchanged for thousands of years, scolded Gintoki Sakata, who was rubbing his head in circles, "Gintoki, calm down, try again, and say it this time."

Sakata Gintoki nodded again and again, scratching his ears and scratching his cheeks, "Uh... um... what should I say? Ah, that's right! World, bring that woman we saw to me!"

Gao Shan Jinsuke twitched his brows slightly, he hesitated to speak.

One second...two seconds...three seconds...

Almost 1 minute passed and nothing happened.

One second...two seconds...three seconds...

"boom!"

Katsura Kotaro turned into a hairy uncle with sheets on his legs.

"Eh? It's obviously useful..." Sakata Gintoki looked at the bewildered Katsura Elizabeth Kotaro for a while, then turned around and stared at Shinsuke Takasugi meaningfully. It didn't look like he was planning any good ideas .

But Takasugi Shinsuke has no interest in playing with Sakata Gintoki anymore.

"enough."

Takasugi Shinsuke stood up.

"There's no need for the hippie smile or anything, you'd better be busy comforting yourself and the wig instead of comforting me. I'm going back."

Katsura Elizabeth Kotaro [brand]: It's not a wig, it's Elizabeth!

Sakata Gintoki scratched his head and sent Shinsuke Takasugi away, and let out a meaningless tone with a bitter face.

can't do it...

really……

Before tonight, Sakata Gintoki had tried countless times, and tried all kinds of wishing methods, but none of them worked.

Nothingness can only produce nothingness.

The only truth can only be this.

That woman does not exist.

In other words, even if he saw it, Katsura Kotaro saw it, even Shinsuke Takasugi saw it, that woman still didn't exist.

They didn't actually see anything... Boring conclusions... Didn't they already know it?

I didn't see anything at all.

I don't even know what it looks like...it's so boring.

Sakata Yinshi slowly closed his eyes, turned around, faced the bright moon, opened his eyes, and there were two small moons in his crimson eyes.

"But... Yinsang always feels that she can see it if she opens her eyes. That woman... should be sad..."

That kind of expression... as if she was about to cry.

Obviously there is a vivid feeling, but I can't see it no matter what, and I can't even capture a vague outline.

Does it exist or does it not exist?

Should he trust his feelings and his friends' feelings, and then believe that the woman really exists?Or...should he believe that nothing ever existed and all this was just their illusion?

In fact, it is not believable.

"In the past, Zhuang Zhou's dream was a butterfly, and it was like a butterfly. He described himself as a dreamer! He didn't know Zhou Ye. Suddenly, he realized that he was a butterfly. The dream of a butterfly who didn't know Zhou was a butterfly? The butterfly's dream was Zhou Yu?"

If he had a butterfly dream about Zhuang Zhou, then everything he should have believed would be unbelievable, only that woman was real.

Misfortune or luck, at least within reach, pure and endless.

The author has something to say: I wrote this episode 23333 just for this poem

Originally, I imagined Hokage with different people and different extras, but after thinking about it, it’s useless to write it out. Anyway... the existence of Ms. Yuzi has been completely obliterated.

The so-called compensation, compared to little love and little love, it is better to directly turn the silver mother into a utopia, after all... It is really possible that this year it will end ah ah ah QAQ

There won’t be a second episode in the future, but there will be some episodes in the overall episode after the finale according to the situation~

that's all.