[Comprehensive] Misfortune

Men may build glorious empires on crime, and high religions on fraud.

- Baudelaire, "The Naked Heart"

Sakata Gintoki originally wanted to ask the teacher aggressively, and he had been thinking about it for a long time, from the insomnia that night, to seeing Sakurai Yuko that day... Thinking of this moment, he finally waited for the opportunity, Sakata Gintoki could only skillfully rub Sakurai Yuko's head, and even pulled out all the hair accessories that jingled and affected the touch.

Before waiting for Sakata Gintoki's answer, Sakurai Yuko didn't take it seriously, and turned to look at Isaburo Sasaki, "Mr. Sasaki, you can go."

A white light flashed on Sasaki Isaburo's monocle, and he understood what Sakurai Yuko meant.Thinking of the information recorded in the email from Sakurai Tamako, Isaburo Sasaki nodded calmly, "I see, I'm so rude."

After seeing the members of the group leave, Sakurai Yuko came out of Sakata Gintoki's arms, looked at her guards, "Let's take these guys down for tea first."

Sakurai Yuko pointed to Kagura, Shimura Shinpachi, and the penguin-like Prince Elizabeth.

"No! Big sister, I..."

"Kagura, I remember you."

Kagura was taken aback.

Sakurai Yuko smiled, "Can you wait a little bit about Master Xinghaifang? Now I have something important to say to Gintoki and Mr. Gui. I won't keep you waiting for too long, please go down to eat first..."

"Then say it like this and serve me all the delicacies of this country!"

Sakurai Yuko raised her eyebrows, and stared blankly at the white smoke that Kagura had materialized because of running too fast.

Shimura Shinpachi collapsed and chased after him, and Elizabeth also left with Katsura Kotaro's acquiescence, and now there are only four people left.

very good……

Sakurai Yuko closed the door, tilted her head to Sakata Gintoki and Katsura Kotaro who were confused about the situation, then turned around and walked to the main seat and sat down, leaning on the pillow, seeing the two still standing by the door, said: " Come and sit down, what are you doing standing there?"

So come and sit down and what are you going to do? Hey!Don't act like a protagonist like this ah ah Yin-sang I will doubt the future of this country!

To complain, Sakata Gintoki and Katsura Kotaro sat over with puzzlement.

After everyone was seated, Yuko Sakurai glanced at the three people below, then half-closed her eyes, and started her performance.

"It happens that Yinshi and Mr. Gui are also there, so let's listen together."

"After being separated from Mr. Sakamoto, I met Xinghai Fangzhu and took care of him, but was snatched away by Ye Wang Fengxian. That's right, the person who killed Xinghai Fangzhu was Ye Wang Fengxian. I have been trying to contact him for so many years. But……"

"Yewang Fengxian exchanged me for the underground land now called Yoshihara from the No. 13th generation general Tokugawa Sadasaka as one of the conditions. After that, I became the wife of Sadasaka and lived in Edo Castle until now. .”

"In order to avoid trouble, my lord general, I believe you can understand that I used Duke Ding Ding as a cover to pretend that I was controlled by him, but the truth is exactly the opposite."

"That's the way it is. Is there anything else you want to ask?"

Sakurai Yuko raised her eyes slowly, revealing a slightly sad smile.

"That is to say, over the years, the real master behind the shogunate is not Duke Dingding, but Miss Yuzi?" It was Katsura Kotaro who asked the question.

Sakurai Yuko nodded, then sat up straight, looking straight into Katsura Kotaro's eyes, "Mr. Gui, forgive me, I didn't trample on your concern for me, I have always been very grateful for your care for me. Today, I also have I have one thing to ask Mr. Gui."

"ask?"

Sakurai Yuko looked at Tokugawa Momo, the silent man miraculously understood the meaning in Sakurai Yuko's eyes, nodded subconsciously, changed his sitting posture, and bent down facing Katsura Kotaro.

"In the name of the No.14 General Zhengyi, I beg Mr. Gui, for the future of this country... please be sure to work hard with me!"

"Hey, hey?" Katsura Kotaro opened his eyes wide, "Well, how did the topic get here... No, that, general... I seem to be a radical... Although I have been considering whether to change it recently. That's too sudden, give me some reaction time!"

"Please! If Mr. Gui can't believe me... please at least give me a chance for Mrs. Yuzi's sake!"

"Let me tell you, that's not the point! And this sentence is full of flaws from any angle... I'm more willing to believe in you, the biggest enemy, than Miss Yuzi!!!"

Sakata Gintoki returned to Lake Toya calmly as if he couldn't wake up, ignored Katsura Kotaro who was rolling on the ground with his bloody head, and said lazily, "I'm not interested in national affairs or anything. It’s fine to just talk about it in private, I’m just an ass.”

Yuko Sakurai raised her eyebrows, "Does Gintoki not want to help this country?"

"Ah... I can't do this kind of thing... I came here today just to confirm your safety and because of Kagura's entrustment, I came to find her father-killing enemy. Since it is the night king Fengxian, I should go to Yoshiwara next. .”

"To Yoshihara?"

"Of course. What? You don't want me to go? By the way, what about the two-dimensional dead house next to you? Did the regenerative core fall out?"

"Two-dimensional dead house?"

"It's that red-haired cosplayer who claims to be the Red Sand Scorpion!"

"Mr. Scorpion didn't claim to be...he is in my palace now. Why did Yinshi know him? Where did he know?"

Sakata Gintoki's eyes were dead, "So... who told you not to listen to me more than ten years ago and develop a good habit of reading manga, but now you have been deceived by the dead house? Did he say that he is some kind of amazing ninja? Puppeteer, he still lives as a puppet, defected from his ninja village because of his tragic life experience, and later joined the super-dangerous organization "Akatsuki" and began to read "save the world" and write "destroy the world" great cause? Stupid, absolutely It’s an idiot, a [-]% idiot, a idiot Yuko! It’s all from the Naruto serialized on JUMP! Don’t tell me you really believe it, you won’t really think that ninjas are okay Shooting the moon into the sky and chakra, right?"

Sakata Gintoki finished complaining full of resentment, seeing Sakurai Yuko bowing her head in silence, she successfully misunderstood.He scratched the back of his head in distress, got up and walked to her side, took the puppet-like woman into his arms, and stroked her long black waterfall-like hair as he did when he was a child.

"Okay, okay, Yinsang didn't say you're stupid... uh... stupid is a pet name! It definitely doesn't mean that our clever Yuzi is not smart enough! It's all Yinsang's fault, these ten years... ...It's all about me, so..."

Sakurai Tamako grabbed Sakata Gintoki by the collar.

Even Sakurai Yuko herself was surprised by her calmness.

Calm as if she didn't care.

"Is "NARUTO" a manga? Who drew it? Is Mr. Scorpion a character in the manga?"

"If you're interested, buy "JUMP" and watch it. It's best to use the privilege of the rich and powerful for your own benefit and ask that guy Kishimoto to work overtime to draw the content behind it ah ah Yin-san really wants to know if Gaara is completely dead Cough cough cough...you...cough cough...my neck..."

Sakurai Yuko's sudden force caused Sakata Gintoki's collar to be tightened, which almost didn't make Sakata Gintoki's cause of death become "ah, I was strangled to death because the collar was too tight".

"Can you say that again."

"Ahem, cough, cough, cough, what did you say?"

Sakata Gintoki rolled his eyes and struggled to free his collar from Sakurai Yuko's hands, patted his chest in fear, and then looked at Sakurai Yuko with some puzzlement, but the woman in his arms lowered her head , Sakata Gintoki could only see his fair forehead and crow-black hair.

"What happened to Gaara?"

Sakata Gintoki paused when he slapped his chest, his body froze, a mysterious but vaguely familiar feeling gradually emerged from his bones, and he felt a little scared.

Sakata Gintoki stopped paying attention to the other two people in the room, and hugged Sakurai Yuko.Just like when he was a child, Sakata Gintoki held Sakurai Tamako in his arms, thinking that in this way he would no longer be tortured by the fear of the unknown.

Sakata Gintoki forgot that this unknown fear was brought about by the woman in his arms.

"Yuzi, you..."

"Yinshi, I want to know, tell me. I'm very interested. Did the red sand scorpion lie to me? I'm so angry, what is the truth? What is his identity? What happened to the person named Gaara? Tell me~~"

Sakurai Yuko's tone was very flat, even if there was a faint emotion inside, the panicked man thought it was anger after being cheated.

On the one hand, Sakata Gintoki explained Sakurai Yuko's abnormality in this way, but on the other hand, his body involuntarily hugged Sakurai Yuko even tighter.

"'Red Sand Scorpion' is a ninja village in the manga. It is a puppet master in a village where ninjas gather. Because his parents died, he blamed the village and left the village. I made myself a puppet, but he was killed by his grandma in the latest serial. Because of...a very complicated reason. Simply put, he joined a terrorist organization after he left the village. This organization wanted to catch little monsters to destroy the world, so he and his partner went to Sand Ninja Village... the village where he was born, and captured Gaara back to the base. 'Gara', again..."

Sakata Gintoki is a rare obedient, he is always very obedient in front of Sakurai Yuko.He had nothing to do with her, and he couldn't hold back his heart. It was because of this that he handed over Sakurai Yuko to Yoshida Shoyang, and now he didn't dare to think about why Sakurai Yuko would ask these questions.

"...Although Naruto chased Didara out, I don't know if the rest of "JUMP" hasn't been serialized yet."

"So..." Sakata Gintoki endured and endured, but in the end he couldn't hold back, "How on earth did that dead house lie to you? Don't be angry...no...it's okay to be angry, Yinsang help you beat him up, okay? Okay? That’s right, that’s right! Tell him to apologize by harakiri, it’s unforgivable to dare to deceive our family Yuzi! It must be harakiri! It must be..."

Sakurai Yuko supported Sakata Gintoki's shoulders and stood up, Sakata Gintoki finally saw Sakurai Tamako's face.

He saw the false emotion on that horribly beautiful face.

He didn't know the name of that emotion.

""NARUTO"? Uzumaki Naruto? Heh~ This is not allowed, no, no, the protagonist is me, that is my world."

Sakata Gintoki had never heard Sakurai Yuko speak in such a voice, and he never thought that Sakurai Yuko's throat could make such a cold voice.

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Say important things three times QAQ

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By the way:

Sakurai Yuko · Metamorphosis

transformation complete

It will take a while to go from metamorphosis to evolution~

The perverted Miss Yuzi is very nasty, please be mentally prepared~

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By the way, although I don't know whether everyone is fattening up or abandoning the article, but...

Tomorrow, the update will be suspended for one day, and then three chapters and five days will start on New Year's Day, just like last time.

There is one more desperate thing to say to the desperate author: almost no manuscript saved QAQ