When paying the bill, I deliberately only gave the uncle six yuan.The uncle took it and didn't ask me for the remaining fifty cents for a long time.I was very excited, but when I could get away with it, the uncle suddenly held my hands, stared at me for about a minute and didn't let go, I almost thought he called the police.Just when I was about to knock Grandpa unconscious and run away, Grandpa suddenly hugged me and started crying..."
I smiled and asked him, "Why did he hug you?"
Reet waved his hand and said, "He thought I was his son."
"Isn't that a good thing?" I said, "In the future, you can pretend to be his son and ask him for the price."
Reet glanced at me, and told me in a heavy tone, "That day, the uncle told me that he had been looking forward to me for a long time and finally he hoped for me back. He was waiting for the day when I stood in front of him and took him with him. Said After finishing, they even gave me two extra buckets of instant noodles."
I smiled and said, "Then you take him away, and take his newspaper and instant noodles to your own home by the way, so that the uncle can let go of his worries."
After hearing this, Reet took a deep breath, suddenly dropped his wine glass on the bar, stood up and yelled at me, "You are an idiot for a brother! His son died three years ago!"
13. Not ugly.
It may be that Reet's voice was too loud, causing people sitting close to the bar to look at us in unison.
Liao Muqiu and I glanced at each other and decided to pretend we didn't know Reet.
But Reet may not have planned to talk to us at the beginning, and he continued to babble: "If I really listen to you, I will pretend to be his son to deceive him, in case he forgets to burn incense for his son on Ghost Festival , causing his son to float over to claim my life in the middle of the night, then wouldn’t it be a big loss for me?! Thinking of me, Reet, I, how could I lose my life for this fifty cents!”
I silently took a sip of wine, and was about to speak, but Liao Muqiu jumped in first, "You also know that it's only 50 cents short? I thought it was [-] yuan short, and it's worth making you so stingy! "
"What do you know!" Reet retorted without blushing, "Have you ever heard of someone saving 10,000+ after saving a few cents a day? Are you a millionaire?"
Liao Muqiu looked at Reet with a look of sizing up a fool, and asked softly, "Are you awake?"
Reet was upset, "You guys are looking down on me! Let me tell you, if one day I accidentally become a millionaire, don't envy me!"
Liao Muqiu sprayed Reet with a sip of wine, "Please hurry up and let me open my eyes."
"You wait!" Reet pointed at Liao Muqiu, "Do you dare to sleep with me tonight?"
As soon as this remark came out, Liao Muqiu was stunned, and I said to Reet with a half-smile, "What do you want to do? Play hooligans?"
"What nonsense are you talking about!" Reet poised his face and pointed his nostrils at Liao Muqiu, "If I have the ability to sleep with brother tonight, brother will let you see how close we small people are to millionaires!"
I couldn't suppress my curiosity and asked, "How close?"
Reet opened his arms pretendingly, took a deep breath, "Like this—" After finishing speaking, he slowly exhaled, closed his eyes gently, and said intoxicatedly: "In every late night, as long as it is like this, Find a comfortable position, close your eyes slowly... that's fine..."
Liao Muqiu looked at Reet speechlessly, then turned his head and asked me, "Did he get any stimulation today?"
I silently took a sip of my wine and replied hesitantly, "Maybe."
"Then you go and make him sober." Liao Muqiu pushed me out without saying a word, almost causing me to fall to the ground.
I stabilized my center of gravity, took a serious look at Reet, and finally sat back in my seat, shook my head and said, "No, I'm afraid he will beat me if his dream is ruined."
Liao Muqiu took a sip of his wine and said jokingly, "Are you still afraid of being beaten?"
I also took a sip of wine, and answered Liao Muqiu's eyes: "God said, don't try to wake up a lunatic, because you never know what they will do next second."
Liao Muqiu sneered and said one word - vulgar.
I smiled, stretched out my hand and pushed Reet, "Did you wake up from the dream? You've come back to your soul!"
Reet knocked off my hand and squinted at me, "What are you talking about? You disturbed my brother's way to get rich, you know?"
I pointed out the door of the bar, "You better go to the newsstand on the street to buy a bucket of instant noodles and accept the reality."
Reet ignored me and asked, "What do you call a rich man?"
Liao Muqiu shook his wine glass, looked at Reet with a pleasant gaze, with a bit of meaning, but did not answer his question.Then he turned his gaze to me again, with deep and probing eyes.
I have never seen such a look on Liao Muqiu's face, such a Liao Muqiu made me feel strange.I coughed twice, raised my hand to cover up a sip of wine, pretended to be natural and turned my head to him, "What's wrong?"
Liao Muqiu chuckled twice, shook his head, and returned to his usual expression.He stabbed Reet twice and asked him, "What is a rich man?"
Reet sighed very melancholy, and said: "A man asked me today, and I asked the same question, but the man stared at me with eyes like looking at shit, said something that made me vomit blood but A very connotative answer—you are only a person if you have money!"
I heard Reet's answer, thought about it carefully, and felt that what the man said was indeed quite incisive.So I couldn't help being curious and asked Reet, "Who told you that?"
Reet licked his upper lip and asked me back, "Do you still remember the old man who splashed paint on me a few days ago?"
I froze for a moment and replied, "I remember, what's wrong?"
Reet nodded, and took a sip of wine with some melancholy, "That's what the uncle's son said."
"Oh." I answered Reet, but then I felt something was wrong, and I couldn't help frowning, "How do you know that uncle's son?"
As soon as the voice fell, Reet fell silent, but the frequency of drinking accelerated.
Seeing his posture, I felt more and more doubts in my heart. I snatched his wine glass and joked: "This is the case, your sister is not married yet, is it worth your melancholy?"
Liao Muqiu smiled at me after hearing this, and said in a teasing tone, "Who do you say is the younger sister?"
I pretended to be ignorant, and replied with a smile: "I don't know, who did Reet call her sister just now?"
"Isn't it you?" Liao Mu pretended to be surprised, "That little sister is so kind, I almost thought you were a transvestite!"
I was dumbfounded, knowing that I couldn't say enough about him, so I had no choice but to praise him falsely: "Your mouth is so sweet."
"Thanks for the prize." Liao Muqiu was not modest, and said shamelessly in front of me, "Every time I go out from home, the grandparents I meet say the same thing."
I pushed him away, "Go play with mud!"
Liao Muqiu stretched out his hand to take my wine glass and spun around twice, looked up at me, "It's over."
I glanced at Liao Muqiu and didn't want to talk to him anymore.
Liao Muqiu saw that I was ignoring him, so he lay on the bar counter and looked at me with a wine glass in his arms, with a foolish smile on his face.
I bumped Reet twice with my shoulder, and continued with the previous question, "Tell me how your uncle's son met."
Reet shook his head and sighed, "I thought you wouldn't ask."
"Didn't this remind you again?" I laughed.
Reet gave me a melancholy look, and sighed again, "When I went out to eat noodles this morning, I met a guy. He is thin-skinned and tender, and looks fair and handsome. I took a few glances, and imitated him by the way. I ate noodles when he ate noodles, and soup when he ate soup. Maybe it was because my eyes were too hot to look at him, and I was discovered by that buddy later.”
I took a sip of my drink and asked him, "And then?"
"Then he said two words to me."
I smiled and asked, "What word?"
Reet stretched out a finger and said slightly annoyed: "Pervert!"
After I heard it, I immediately laughed out of shame, Liao Muqiu leaned over while laughing, and added fuel to the fire: "It's really perverted."
Reet ignored him, and said to himself: "I was angry at that time!" He said, "I slapped the table and stood up and pointed to the buddy to ask him what he meant, but the buddy just looked at me coldly and didn't say a word. Said. I thought he was young, and I didn't want to argue with him. But just sitting down, that buddy said two more words to me."
I suppressed a smile and asked him, "What word?"
Reet took a deep breath and replied, "Idiot!"
Liao Muqiu patted Reet's shoulder, sighed slightly, and said to Reet with a sad tone, "It's really stupid."
Reet knocked off Liao Muqiu's hand, "I couldn't sit still immediately after hearing that, so I went up to that buddy and put on my most serious face to scare him that he would have the guts to say it again."
Liao Muqiu sneered and asked, "Did he say that?"
"Say it!" Reet said decisively, "He added two more words after he finished speaking!"
I signaled Reet to continue with my eyes, and I saw Reet pushed the wine glass forward, and the glass slid down to the ground.
I looked at the shattered glass in amazement, and heard Reet's angry voice, "He actually called me ugly!"
After a pause, he turned his head to look at Liao Muqiu and me, as if we were bothered by it.
I smiled and asked him, "Why did he hug you?"
Reet waved his hand and said, "He thought I was his son."
"Isn't that a good thing?" I said, "In the future, you can pretend to be his son and ask him for the price."
Reet glanced at me, and told me in a heavy tone, "That day, the uncle told me that he had been looking forward to me for a long time and finally he hoped for me back. He was waiting for the day when I stood in front of him and took him with him. Said After finishing, they even gave me two extra buckets of instant noodles."
I smiled and said, "Then you take him away, and take his newspaper and instant noodles to your own home by the way, so that the uncle can let go of his worries."
After hearing this, Reet took a deep breath, suddenly dropped his wine glass on the bar, stood up and yelled at me, "You are an idiot for a brother! His son died three years ago!"
13. Not ugly.
It may be that Reet's voice was too loud, causing people sitting close to the bar to look at us in unison.
Liao Muqiu and I glanced at each other and decided to pretend we didn't know Reet.
But Reet may not have planned to talk to us at the beginning, and he continued to babble: "If I really listen to you, I will pretend to be his son to deceive him, in case he forgets to burn incense for his son on Ghost Festival , causing his son to float over to claim my life in the middle of the night, then wouldn’t it be a big loss for me?! Thinking of me, Reet, I, how could I lose my life for this fifty cents!”
I silently took a sip of wine, and was about to speak, but Liao Muqiu jumped in first, "You also know that it's only 50 cents short? I thought it was [-] yuan short, and it's worth making you so stingy! "
"What do you know!" Reet retorted without blushing, "Have you ever heard of someone saving 10,000+ after saving a few cents a day? Are you a millionaire?"
Liao Muqiu looked at Reet with a look of sizing up a fool, and asked softly, "Are you awake?"
Reet was upset, "You guys are looking down on me! Let me tell you, if one day I accidentally become a millionaire, don't envy me!"
Liao Muqiu sprayed Reet with a sip of wine, "Please hurry up and let me open my eyes."
"You wait!" Reet pointed at Liao Muqiu, "Do you dare to sleep with me tonight?"
As soon as this remark came out, Liao Muqiu was stunned, and I said to Reet with a half-smile, "What do you want to do? Play hooligans?"
"What nonsense are you talking about!" Reet poised his face and pointed his nostrils at Liao Muqiu, "If I have the ability to sleep with brother tonight, brother will let you see how close we small people are to millionaires!"
I couldn't suppress my curiosity and asked, "How close?"
Reet opened his arms pretendingly, took a deep breath, "Like this—" After finishing speaking, he slowly exhaled, closed his eyes gently, and said intoxicatedly: "In every late night, as long as it is like this, Find a comfortable position, close your eyes slowly... that's fine..."
Liao Muqiu looked at Reet speechlessly, then turned his head and asked me, "Did he get any stimulation today?"
I silently took a sip of my wine and replied hesitantly, "Maybe."
"Then you go and make him sober." Liao Muqiu pushed me out without saying a word, almost causing me to fall to the ground.
I stabilized my center of gravity, took a serious look at Reet, and finally sat back in my seat, shook my head and said, "No, I'm afraid he will beat me if his dream is ruined."
Liao Muqiu took a sip of his wine and said jokingly, "Are you still afraid of being beaten?"
I also took a sip of wine, and answered Liao Muqiu's eyes: "God said, don't try to wake up a lunatic, because you never know what they will do next second."
Liao Muqiu sneered and said one word - vulgar.
I smiled, stretched out my hand and pushed Reet, "Did you wake up from the dream? You've come back to your soul!"
Reet knocked off my hand and squinted at me, "What are you talking about? You disturbed my brother's way to get rich, you know?"
I pointed out the door of the bar, "You better go to the newsstand on the street to buy a bucket of instant noodles and accept the reality."
Reet ignored me and asked, "What do you call a rich man?"
Liao Muqiu shook his wine glass, looked at Reet with a pleasant gaze, with a bit of meaning, but did not answer his question.Then he turned his gaze to me again, with deep and probing eyes.
I have never seen such a look on Liao Muqiu's face, such a Liao Muqiu made me feel strange.I coughed twice, raised my hand to cover up a sip of wine, pretended to be natural and turned my head to him, "What's wrong?"
Liao Muqiu chuckled twice, shook his head, and returned to his usual expression.He stabbed Reet twice and asked him, "What is a rich man?"
Reet sighed very melancholy, and said: "A man asked me today, and I asked the same question, but the man stared at me with eyes like looking at shit, said something that made me vomit blood but A very connotative answer—you are only a person if you have money!"
I heard Reet's answer, thought about it carefully, and felt that what the man said was indeed quite incisive.So I couldn't help being curious and asked Reet, "Who told you that?"
Reet licked his upper lip and asked me back, "Do you still remember the old man who splashed paint on me a few days ago?"
I froze for a moment and replied, "I remember, what's wrong?"
Reet nodded, and took a sip of wine with some melancholy, "That's what the uncle's son said."
"Oh." I answered Reet, but then I felt something was wrong, and I couldn't help frowning, "How do you know that uncle's son?"
As soon as the voice fell, Reet fell silent, but the frequency of drinking accelerated.
Seeing his posture, I felt more and more doubts in my heart. I snatched his wine glass and joked: "This is the case, your sister is not married yet, is it worth your melancholy?"
Liao Muqiu smiled at me after hearing this, and said in a teasing tone, "Who do you say is the younger sister?"
I pretended to be ignorant, and replied with a smile: "I don't know, who did Reet call her sister just now?"
"Isn't it you?" Liao Mu pretended to be surprised, "That little sister is so kind, I almost thought you were a transvestite!"
I was dumbfounded, knowing that I couldn't say enough about him, so I had no choice but to praise him falsely: "Your mouth is so sweet."
"Thanks for the prize." Liao Muqiu was not modest, and said shamelessly in front of me, "Every time I go out from home, the grandparents I meet say the same thing."
I pushed him away, "Go play with mud!"
Liao Muqiu stretched out his hand to take my wine glass and spun around twice, looked up at me, "It's over."
I glanced at Liao Muqiu and didn't want to talk to him anymore.
Liao Muqiu saw that I was ignoring him, so he lay on the bar counter and looked at me with a wine glass in his arms, with a foolish smile on his face.
I bumped Reet twice with my shoulder, and continued with the previous question, "Tell me how your uncle's son met."
Reet shook his head and sighed, "I thought you wouldn't ask."
"Didn't this remind you again?" I laughed.
Reet gave me a melancholy look, and sighed again, "When I went out to eat noodles this morning, I met a guy. He is thin-skinned and tender, and looks fair and handsome. I took a few glances, and imitated him by the way. I ate noodles when he ate noodles, and soup when he ate soup. Maybe it was because my eyes were too hot to look at him, and I was discovered by that buddy later.”
I took a sip of my drink and asked him, "And then?"
"Then he said two words to me."
I smiled and asked, "What word?"
Reet stretched out a finger and said slightly annoyed: "Pervert!"
After I heard it, I immediately laughed out of shame, Liao Muqiu leaned over while laughing, and added fuel to the fire: "It's really perverted."
Reet ignored him, and said to himself: "I was angry at that time!" He said, "I slapped the table and stood up and pointed to the buddy to ask him what he meant, but the buddy just looked at me coldly and didn't say a word. Said. I thought he was young, and I didn't want to argue with him. But just sitting down, that buddy said two more words to me."
I suppressed a smile and asked him, "What word?"
Reet took a deep breath and replied, "Idiot!"
Liao Muqiu patted Reet's shoulder, sighed slightly, and said to Reet with a sad tone, "It's really stupid."
Reet knocked off Liao Muqiu's hand, "I couldn't sit still immediately after hearing that, so I went up to that buddy and put on my most serious face to scare him that he would have the guts to say it again."
Liao Muqiu sneered and asked, "Did he say that?"
"Say it!" Reet said decisively, "He added two more words after he finished speaking!"
I signaled Reet to continue with my eyes, and I saw Reet pushed the wine glass forward, and the glass slid down to the ground.
I looked at the shattered glass in amazement, and heard Reet's angry voice, "He actually called me ugly!"
After a pause, he turned his head to look at Liao Muqiu and me, as if we were bothered by it.
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