Not small, didn't I give you a meal?What a big deal, it makes me feel like I owe you 100 yuan and don't pay it back. "

He glanced at me, but still didn't speak.

Seeing that he ignored me, I didn't force him any more. I went back to my room after dinner, and let him mess around in the living room alone.Because I expected that before long, he would talk to me of his own accord.

Sure enough, after I killed a few heroes, he sat next to me and watched me play games.

I turned to look at him and said with a smile, "Want to play?"

After hearing this, he immediately smiled, "I think so."

I stood up and gave him my seat, "Aren't you not talking to me? Look at your prospects."

He played the game and pretended not to hear.I sat down next to him and asked him, "Reet asked us to go to 1999 tonight, do you want to go?"

Liao Muqiu turned to look at me, and said the most rational answer I thought I had ever heard, "Is he treating you?"

But unfortunately, I could only smile and answer truthfully, "I don't know, he didn't say anything."

He thought about it, then smiled and said, "It doesn't matter if he doesn't treat the guests, we can go and cheat him."

"It doesn't matter if you don't cheat him." I told him funny, "He won't ask you for money."

After hearing this, he stood up in awe-inspiring manner, and quickly turned off the computer.His posture startled me and made me think he was going to hit me.

"Then go!" He stretched out a hand, fumbled in my pocket, and finally took out my wallet and stuffed it into his trouser pocket, "Since you have said so, there is no reason not to go. "

"Wait—" I pointed to his trouser pocket and asked him, "Whether I'm going to 1999 or not, what does it have to do with you taking my wallet away?"

"Of course it's related." He took it for granted, "Since I'm going to a bar to pretend to be tough, how can I let myself have no money in my pocket? What if luck comes and I meet a beautiful girl?" He came to me and said, "Have you ever heard of the Law of Aventure?"

I shook my head and asked him, "What is the law of an affair?"

"I don't know much!" He smirked and said proudly, "The first rule of an affair - get yourself drunk and give others a chance."

I was silent for a while, and finally, pointing at him with a finger, I said, "Bitch."

When the evening came to 1999, Reet was already waiting for us at the old position.

As soon as he saw Liao Muqiu, he greeted Liao Muqiu very excitedly, "Brother Duanhang, you've come! I've been waiting for you for half the night! The wine has been set, and I'm missing you!"

As he said that, before Liao Muqiu sat down, Reet hooked his shoulders again and said, "Did Nan Bei often raise you like a daughter-in-law and not allow you to go out to bask in the sun, look at you with fair skin, just like It doesn't look like it sucked blood at night."

Liao Muqiu opened his lips, and was about to speak, when Reet interrupted him with a serious raised hand, "Ouch! Brother, look at your eyes, why are they so juicy? What the hell are you doing on your eyelids?"

Reet raised his hand and wiped Liao Muqiu's eyelid vigorously, muttering, "Why is there blood? Why can't it be wiped off? Could it be that you killed someone last night? Are you going to run away? Do you need money? I still have 10,000+ in my brother’s card, so I can put it to you first. Don’t thank me, I just need to give you a villa in Southeast Asia when you make a fortune in the future.”

I knocked off Reet's hand on Liao Muqiu's head, and cursed with a smile: "Are you sick? Is that blood? Go blind, you, that's a mole! You even killed people, villas in Southeast Asia, thanks to you thinking of it , have watched too many movies!"

Reet refuted me angrily, "How did you become a brother? I managed to fool our A-movie masters, and you broke the stage for me. They said that fat and water don't flow to outsiders, why do you turn your arms out? You? "

I was about to answer, but was interrupted by Liao Muqiu, who stared at Reet pretending to be shocked, "Oh my god, brother! Why is there a blister on your mouth? Why is it so big? It can't be a tumor, right? Hurry up." Go to the hospital to have a look, otherwise it will turn into a malignant late cancer, wouldn't it be a disguised form for my sister-in-law to find another new love?"

As soon as the words fell, I immediately laughed out loud.

Reet looked at me, then at Liao Muqiu, turned around silently, picked up the cold beer on the bar, and took a few sips silently.After a while, he pointed at Liao Muqiu viciously and said three words, "Fuck you!"

Liao Muqiu smiled, asked the waiter for a glass of dark beer, and then apologized to Reet, "Don't take it seriously, I was joking."

Reet waved his hand, "I know you're joking." He took a sip of his cold beer and asked me, "What were you doing with our sister at home yesterday?"

I played with the Hennessy VSOP in my hand and said with a smile, "What else can I do besides watching TV and playing games at home?"

Reet smiled maliciously, and looked at Liao Muqiu winkingly, "The night is quiet, no one disturbs you, the two of you are alone, and you don't want to find a chance to do something else?"

I looked up at Reet and teased, "Like what?"

"For example..."

Reet's smile is getting bigger and bigger, his eyes turn to me for a while, and then to Liao Muqiu for a while, his whole body has the taste of a thief, just like the traitor who was going to assassinate the emperor in ancient times, "For example... hold your hand ...have a boo...go to bed again...uh huh..."

Reet pretended to be ecstasy, unaware of how dirty this move was.Even the lady at the bar opposite couldn't stand it anymore, and went to other places to bartend.

I slapped Reet on the head and scolded with a smile, "It's been a day since I saw you, and you're being naughty again."

Reet knocked off my hand, "They're all adults, what are you pretending to be? You see, my sister's face is marked... tsk tsk tsk, it's so beautiful that I can't even describe her beauty!" said Then, he turned his head to look at Liao Muqiu, and asked without fear of death, "Do you think what brother said is right? Sister~"

Liao Muqiu raised his eyes silently, took a sip of black beer, and said leisurely: "Brother said so bluntly, I feel embarrassed to hurt my younger brother. Confucius said that courtesy is reciprocal. Since the elder brother praised the younger brother, then the younger brother should also praise the elder brother." .”

After a pause, he looked at Reet carefully, and suddenly clapped his hands in praise: "Brother's temperament is like a dragon and a tiger, and he is born with a sense of illusion that I can't explain clearly! Because of this illusion, the lines are too cumbersome , so I will only use one sentence to describe my elder brother.”

Reet didn't even think about it, and asked casually, "What are you talking about?"

Liao Muqiu cleared his voice, looked at Reet, and said sincerely: "I don't want to be coquettish to shock the world, but I want to be wretched to move the world!"

When the voice fell, Reet immediately fell silent.

I raised my hand and slapped Liao Muqiu on the head, and looked at him amusedly, "I pretended to be aggressive again."

Liao Muqiu drank dark beer leisurely, smiled without saying a word.

Reet rubbed his chin with his thumb, and praised hypocritically: "Your brother is really eloquent!"

"Where is it!" Liao Muqiu smiled, his face full of pride, "Not one ten-thousandth of that of big brother!"

Reet wanted to say more, but I quickly cut him off, "Why does it feel like you two have blood feuds, and you quarrel as soon as you meet."

Reet hooked Liao Muqiu's shoulder and retorted, "What do you know? We're here to cultivate a relationship!"

Liao Muqiu put his backhand on Reet's waist, imitating Reet's previous expression, and said with sly eyebrows: "Both brothers are in a good relationship, let's wrap Oreos."

"How much is an Oreo?" Reet waved his hand, "Brother, please eat Master Kong!" After thinking about it, he might feel that he is not rich enough, and then said: "Let's buy braised beef!"

"No!" Liao Muqiu refused, "I don't like that taste, I want beef with pepper!"

"Okay!" Reet smiled boldly, "Let's go buy it later, and eat it at Bei Nan's house after we buy it!"

"Okay!" Liao Muqiu said nonsense to Reet without even looking at me, "I agree for him!"

Looking at these two idiots, I couldn't help reminding Liao Muqiu, "A pack of Oreos costs at least seven yuan, and a bucket of instant noodles costs only five yuan."

"Nonsense!" Reet gave me a sidelong glance, "I'll treat my brother to the best one, and there will be a piece of ham in it!"

I interrupted him and said, "You're talking about Tongtong Laotan sauerkraut noodles, right?"

Reet was taken aback, and quickly stopped me after realizing it, "I said that the fat and water don't flow into the fields of outsiders, why are you still turning your arms out? My brother hasn't married you yet, right?"

"Why is the arm turned outward? Isn't it the same price in the market?" I asked in confusion.

"Where is the same price!" Reet stood up excitedly, "Master Kang's beef with hot pepper is five yuan a bucket, and Tongtong Laotan sauerkraut is only four yuan and five yuan a bucket!"

As soon as I said this, I was so surprised that I spit out a sip of wine, and retorted him, "Where did you buy it for only four yuan and five?"

"At the newsstand at the corner of the bar street, the old man has amnesia and is hard of hearing. Every time I go to buy instant noodles, I tell him that the price is only [-] yuan!"

I looked at him puzzled, "Then when you went to buy Master Kong, you also told him that he only needed four or five yuan?"

After hearing this, Reet fell silent suddenly, and took a sip of his wine with a heavy expression.After a long while, I slowly opened my mouth, "I think so too. I have tried this method several times, but for some reason, the old man remembers all the prices except for the price of Tongtong Laotan sauerkraut noodles!"

As he said that, he took another sip of wine with a heavy heart, "I once disguised myself as a beggar on a rainy day to buy newspapers and instant noodles, in order to win the sympathy of my uncle.

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