[Comprehensive Classics] Guide to Cannon Fodder Counterattack

"Are you dead?" A pot of cold tea was mercilessly poured on Prince Wang's face.

"Who,? I'm so impatient, dare to treat me like this?"

Wang Gongzi just woke up and was still in a daze, when he found that his face and neckline were cold and wet, so he stretched out his hand to touch it.

Who did it?He couldn't help but start yelling.

After he wiped his face with the quilt indiscriminately and finally opened his eyes, it was Yun Niang who was holding a teapot and smiling.

"Beauty~" He was about to pull her over reflexively, just when his hand was about to touch her clothes, he felt a chill all of a sudden.He shuddered, suddenly remembering the beauty's face cracked just now, and then a hideous ghost's head emerged.

So Prince Wang said "Ah!", kicking his legs wildly, hugging the quilt and shrinking to the foot of the bed farthest from Yunniang, shivering, his terrified eyes were like a yellow girl who was about to be bowed by the overlord.

"Prince Wang, you are right, am I impatient to live?" Yun Niang threw the teapot back casually, and the teapot landed firmly on the table.

Then she blinked at Prince Wang, and Prince Wang saw a beautiful woman who was still shy just now, suddenly turned into a green-faced and fang-toothed evil ghost again.And this time it's not just the head that has changed, it's the whole body now.

He rolled his eyes and was about to faint again.

"Do you dare to faint for a try, I don't want my life anymore?" Yunniang threatened.

If you try it, you will die,? Prince Wang frantically turned his eyes back again.

He looked at the bloody mouth in front of him, and couldn't remember the small cherry mouth he once boasted about. He just felt that he could swallow him in one gulp, and tears flowed from his fright.

"Ghost Immortal, Ghost Ancestor, I didn't know it was your old man. It's all my fault that I can't speak,? You should slap, you should slap!" As he spoke, he stretched out his right hand and slapped himself several times on the face. He secretly watched Yunniang's expression with his eyes.

"Admitting your mistakes requires an attitude of admitting your mistakes, and use some strength. Why, your body is so weak that you can't even slap your mouth neatly, so do you need me to help you?"

Yunniang grinned, revealing her cold teeth.Even though it was a long distance away, the sound seemed to be ringing in the ears, like an evil ghost threatening his life with a gangrene on his bones.

Isn't this the evil spirit taking his life? The prince thought to himself, how could he survive if the evil spirit really let the evil spirit do it?

"Don't, don't, what I have is strength, a lot of strength, I don't need you to do it."

After finishing speaking, he slapped himself hard with a "pop!" Seeing that Yunniang didn't intend to do anything anymore, Mr. Wang seemed to be encouraged by some kind of encouragement, and slapped him with all his strength. Fight.

"Crack!" "Crack!" "Crack!"

Don't say it, this voice is exciting.

After about a dozen slaps, Mr. Wang's speed gradually slowed down, and he felt his face was swollen and swollen, and he was numb due to the extreme pain.

Yunniang looked at Wang Gongzi's pig-headed appearance, the corners of his mouth were bleeding, and she felt that it was almost the same.

"Okay, stop hitting, look at your virtue, it hurts my eyes just looking at it."

Wang Gongzi stopped immediately as if he had received an amnesty.But I couldn't help complaining in my heart: No matter how ugly I look like this, it can't compare to your old man's dignity.

Of course, he dared not say this even if he was killed.

"Ghost Immortal, have you calmed down?"

"That's right, I'm relieved."

Wang Gongzi was overjoyed, "Then can I go? Don't worry, Daxian Gui, I will burn a lot of paper money for you when I go back, and I will burn it every day."

"Don't." With a wave of Yunniang's hand, a stool moved over. She sat on the stool, obviously not intending to leave.

"It's said that one night husband and wife is one hundred days' kindness, Mr. Wang, you and I are more than one night. I still remember that you said that you wanted to pick me up in a good way and take me back as a concubine. Could it be that you want to break your promise?"

Speaking of this, her voice suddenly rose, and her expression became more and more terrifying.

Prince Wang trembled, he was too scared and didn't think of this, but after being told by Yunniang, he remembered what he was sleeping with these days.Thinking of the face of the evil spirit, his stomach churns, and he barely spits it out.

Well, the strong desire to survive made him close his mouth tightly, "Gudong!", he swallowed it back with a green face.

"Great Immortal, that's because I was ignorant before. How can such a worthless loser like me be worthy of you who are as beautiful as flowers and jade? Didn't you still feel that I was hurting your eyes just now? Or how can you say that your eyes are like torches? You see Look at me, I'm short and dark, with slanted eyes and a slanted mouth, and a collapsed nose, if you followed me, you would be wronged."

Prince Wang frantically smeared himself, and at the same time shrank inward without any trace, for fear that Yunniang valued his beauty and would be mad at him.

"Don't worry, Prince Wang, I am a ghost who keeps my promise. Since I promised to follow you, I will never go back on my word. Even if you are stupid, weak, ugly and short, I will not despise you." After finishing speaking , Yunniang smiled shyly at him, the sharp canine teeth flickering on her lips.

But don't, I beg you, just despise me once!

The prince only hated himself for being too charming, for fascinating this evil ghost in a short period of time, and he would not marry unless he was the only one.

You said that if Yunniang really looks like she used to be, then he would be wronged, and it would be okay to accept her because of her infatuation.But who knew she actually looked like this, no matter how hungry he was, he couldn't keep his mouth shut, even with his eyes closed.

He knew that this female ghost must have missed him for a long time, so she specially turned into a beautiful woman to seduce him and cheat him of his promise.

Scheming, too scheming, he only knew that those maids and women in the brothel had such ideas, but he didn't expect that even female ghosts would play these tricks these days.

Pity his pristine body, being ruined by this female ghost like this, and this female ghost is ready to continue to ruin it.

How could he be so unlucky, God, why did he treat such a weak and beautiful man like me.

The Prince was sobbing uncontrollably.

No, he had to save himself, his body had to be guarded by himself.

Yunniang just watched Prince Wang's face changing back and forth, crying and laughing, sometimes proud, sometimes sad and angry, not knowing what he was thinking about in his little head stuffed with grass.

Suddenly, as if he had made up his mind, he closed his eyes and shouted loudly: "No, actually I can't!"

"Huh?" Yunniang was really confused this time.

What's wrong?

Once the most difficult words are spoken, the rest will follow.

Prince Wang tremblingly wrapped himself in the quilt a little tighter, and admitted that he couldn't do it himself. His face was flushed with shame, but he still tried to explain to Yunniang, and tried to open his red and swollen eyes from crying. , Trying to let the other party see the sincerity in his eyes.

"Really, Daxian, I won't lie to you, I really can't do it. Don't look at my bravery before, in fact, I took medicine, and you see, I took tonic for two consecutive meals today, you follow I really don't have sex at all. How many ghosts can't find a beautiful ghost girl like you, but a strong man is just a wave, do you think that's the reason?"

Woohoo, after my chastity, my dignity has also gone with the wind.

Ghost Daxian, you should quickly dump me, a smug-looking bastard.Otherwise, I would, would I suddenly discover that I actually have a broken sleeve?

Yunniang almost died of laughter, why didn't she find out that Prince Wang still has this ability, what kind of prodigal son is he, she went directly to talk about cross talk, and the custody became a hit.

But looking at his eager eyes, his face is still swollen, and he has learned enough lessons.She nodded reluctantly, "What you said seems to make sense."

Prince Wang was crying with joy, he kept it, he kept it for the rest of his life.

"but……"

Ga, the joy came to an abrupt end.

"But what?"

"But what I'm doing is never your body, but your heart." There is nothing wrong with these words, Huapi is not aiming at the heart of the prince, but just to inhale some energy as a snack.

"Well, since you're so considerate of me, then I won't let you down and wrong myself. I won't bother you these days, take good care of your health, and I'll come back when you get better. you."

"Will... still come in the future?" Wang Gongzi was desperate.

"That's not right, life is only a few decades, we ghosts can afford to wait no matter what. Prince, you must take care of your body as soon as possible."

"it is good."

Faced with the ghost girl's eager anticipation, Prince Wang was moved to tears.

Don't worry, with your words, I will never get better in my life.

"Since the negotiation is settled, I can rest assured. By the way, Mr. Wang, I don't need this anymore, so you can help me deal with it."

Yunniang waved her sleeves, and a whole piece of pure white human skin fell lightly in front of the prince.

"This... this is..." His teeth were chattering, he could hardly speak a complete sentence, and his body was shaking like a Parkinson's patient.

"This," Yun Niang covered her mouth with her sleeve, and said with a smile, "This is the clothes I borrowed from a younger sister to meet the young master. I don't need it now, please find a better place to bury it. Right. Remember to bury it better, if something is not done well and makes that sister angry, you have to be careful when I'm not by your side."

"Don't worry, I will bury it properly." Wang Gongzi nodded frantically, and his afterimage was almost coming out.

When I go back, I must find a place with good geomantic omen, and then burn a bunch of paper houses, paper figurines, and paper money for her, and the sister ghost who takes care of her will take care of it.By the way, there are also Taoist priests and monks who come to do a ritual for her to save her.

Sister ghost, you have a wrong and a debt, you can see that I am so dedicated, but don't come to me!

"Okay, I've finished my instructions, and I should go too. But don't worry, Mr. Wang, I won't forget you. I will visit you often when I have time. I will definitely find beautiful clothes when the time comes. I believe you will not be disappointed."

As he spoke, he disappeared into a puff of smoke.

"Daxian, are you leaving?"

Wang Gongzi waited for a long time, but there was no movement, he hurriedly rolled and crawled away from the human skin.

You can't stay here anymore, if another ghost comes to this wilderness, he doesn't know how he will die.No, he has to go back, go back immediately, there are many people in the house, and the yang energy is heavy.

Then he took another look at the human skin and shook it again. He had to take care of the funeral for this aunt.

Also, from now on, all the maids around him will be replaced by servants, and he will never let any beautiful woman get close to him.After all, who wears human skin, who knows if the other party is a human or a ghost, what if it is Yunniang wearing "clothes".

"Wang San!" Luckily, Prince Wang roared, startling the birds on the branches and finally waking up the servants who were sleeping soundly.

On this side, after returning to the room, Nan Ge changed back to her original appearance. She clenched the wooden sword in her hand, but her face remained calm.

"The guests have watched such a good show for so long, aren't they going to show up now?"