[Comprehensive Classics] Guide to Cannon Fodder Counterattack

Nan Gexin thought it would be fine if he wanted to do it directly, or not? If this kind of ghost is not killed earlier, will it be possible to keep her for the New Year?

Just when her hand holding the sword was about to move, the prince on the bed suddenly smiled "hehe", "Little beauty,? Wait for me, don't worry!"

Nan Ge and Yun Niang were so startled that they stopped their movements,? No,? This weak chicken woke up so quickly,? Hasn't it been sucked dry yet?

Yunniang looked at the leather on her hand, and realized that it was too late to wear it.

Forget it, it’s no big deal to eat the heart now,? Just take care of the skin in advance.

After thinking about it, she turned her head abruptly, killing intent and appetite were intertwined in her eyes, and the whole ghost jumped straight on the bed like a hungry tiger pouncing on its food.Seeing this, Nan Ge also clenched the hilt of his sword, ready to strike at any time.

It's just that when they came to the bed, they saw that Prince Wang was still in a deep sleep.Aside from the rippling smile on his face, there was also a smear of crystal clear liquid flowing from the corner of his mouth.

Ga,? So were you talking in your sleep just now?

The two ghosts, Nan Ge and Yun Niang, turned their heads in unison, hurting the eyes,? It was really hurting the eyes, the old lady's ghost eyes were almost blind.

When Nan Ge thought of someone having erotic dreams in front of her, she felt even more disgusted.

Okay,? She changed her mind. Anyway, this guy won't die for a while,? She must leave him an unforgettable memory.

What is the air every day, day and night, Nan Ge wants to let the warrior lying on the bed know that he is a real man who dares to sleep with ghosts, especially a painted skin ghost.

She snorted silently, and looked at Yunniang, who was no longer planning to do anything, and was putting makeup on the human skin after mending, and walked out the door.

The next day, after three poles in the sun, Wang Gongzi woke up with sleepy eyes.

He had a good night's sleep, but when he opened his eyes, his hands started to behave irregularly again.

"Yunniang, your skin is like the icy muscles and bones mentioned in the book. It's cool. It seems that I will be blessed when I come to Mr. Xia."

Yun Niang lightly smashed Prince Wang's chest with her powder fist, "Young Master~" Then she lowered her head in embarrassment.

Nonsense, my old lady is full of yin, do you think it's cool?Not to mention the coolness, when the horsepower is fully turned on, it can let you experience the extreme enjoyment of ice and fire in summer.

But I'm sorry, Prince.You are only a few days away, cherish it, you are not the one who is blessed in summer.

"But Yunniang, you have icy muscles and bones. If you can still smell fragrant all over your body, you will be called a peerless beauty."

After finishing speaking, Prince Wang still sniffed Yunniang's hair. As usual, it still smelled sweet and fishy.

He said casually: "Yunniang, tomorrow I will ask Wang San to pick out a few boxes of high-quality face powder for you, and you should wipe it on vigorously, so don't save money for me."

He is so generous, Yunniang should be so touched that she wants to throw herself into her arms.There's no way, it's hard to find a caring and wealthy son like him nowadays.

And what about Yun Niang?

Her body froze, and she almost couldn't help showing the ghost's true form, trying to tear his stinky mouth open.Since this thing can't speak so much, then simply stop talking in the future.

Do you think she doesn't want Xiangxiang?It would be nice to keep this skin from rot, but she would like to put some face powder on it, but this thing can easily damage the skin, so she dare not use it casually.

The long nails of the beauty in her arms are protruding, and the prince is still talking there.Fortunately, the knock on the door outside saved Prince Wang's life in time.

"Young master, madam, it's time to eat."

Who is the servant who came, it should be paid properly.

"Understood, we'll get up right away."

In fact, Prince Wang really wanted to lie down for a while with the beauty in his arms, but at this moment he obviously felt that he was a little powerless.Alas, it's too exhausting to watch what you can't eat, why don't you get up early and eat something to replenish your energy.

"Hey, Yunniang, why do I see that you look so beautiful today?"

When Yunniang was serving him to dress, Prince Wang suddenly found that Yunniang was very good-looking today.

The face seems to be the same, but the eyes seem to be a little bigger, the eyebrows seem to be a little more curved, and the mouth is also smaller and redder.

Yunniang pursed her small red lips, and said shyly, "Is there any? Could it be that Xi Shi is in the eyes of a young master's lover, and that's why she thinks so."

Wang Gongzi took a closer look, and judging by his eyesight of all beauties, Yunniang has indeed become more beautiful.

However, his brain was not as good as his eyes. After thinking for a long time, he attributed the credit to himself.

He touched Yunniang's snowy cheeks, and smiled smugly, "It must be because of my young master's nourishment that you have grown up, Yunniang, you have to thank me tonight."

No wonder he said why his waist is so sore, it must have been taken by this little goblin to nourish his yin.No, I have to ask Wang San and the others to cook some aphrodisiac dishes at noon.

"Young master." Yunniang winked like silk, "Then Yunniang will be disrespectful."

After the two of them had dinner, Prince Wang fanned Yun Niang and went to another wing room that was used as a study, ready to study hard.However, what he read was not some serious Four Books and Five Classics, but a Fengyue storybook that was specially ordered to be scoured.

Holding the beauty in his arms, and listening to the soft voice of the beauty reading the storybook, for the prince, this is the correct way to read.

A leisurely day passed like this, and after dark, it was the time that Prince Wang was looking forward to the most.

While untying his clothes, he thought about the tonic that he had eaten twice today, and his heart was full of confidence, so he screamed strangely and rushed towards the shy, half-undressed beauty on the bed.

Seeing that the scene was about to develop in a direction unsuitable for children, Nan Ge, who felt disgusted and stayed outside the door and didn't come in, thought it was about time, so he made a formula and threw it into the room.

Then count down: three, two, one, then suddenly cover your ears.

"Ah! Ghost!" A heart-piercing scream came from the room.

Nan Ge tasted it, and found that grandma's screams were louder.Tsk tsk, it seems that the prince is still imbecile, he can't even compare with an old woman who is a lot of years old.

Fortunately, she had set up an enchantment around her in advance to hide her voice, otherwise it would not be good to wake up others and disturb the flowers and plants.

What happened just now?

It turned out that when Prince Wang and the others were making out, Nan Ge's secret formula quietly cracked the skin on Yunniang's face.

The evil spirit's head was not small at all. In the past, it could only be aggrieved and huddled in it when it was supported by leather. Now there was a hole suddenly, and the big head had to get out, but Yunniang couldn't see it. Nothing.

Just think about the mood of the person involved, Mr. Wang, who was originally a charming and charming beauty, but suddenly his face cracked.

The face is split.

Cracked.

opened.

The.

Ahhh, the face is cracked!

He was scared to pee on the spot, right?

The most frightening thing is that if it cracks, it will crack, and another head will come out.Although he could barely see the facial features of a person, his face was livid, his face was bloated, and there were bumps on his face, densely packed with no one knew what had grown on it.

It is not a serious head at first glance.The strange thing is that the prince can still see it from the eyes, wait a minute, are these green eyes the eyes?Forget it, let's just treat it as eyes, Wang Gongzi can still see tenderness from eyes.

Damn it, his own face is about to crack too!

"Prince, what's the matter with you?" The monster asked in a delicate voice, the voice was undoubtedly the same as that of Yun Niang in the past.

What is there that Wang Gongzi doesn't understand at the moment, Yunniang is not a human at all, she is a monster!

Thinking of how he got along with Yunniang in the past, and even now they are still in the same bed, Prince Wang's heart beat faster and faster.In the end, he rolled his eyes and was dizzy from foaming at the mouth.

No matter how dull Yun Niang is, she should realize that something is wrong now. She remembered the strange behavior of Prince Wang just now, as if she saw her face and suddenly screamed. He still said "ghost"?

Yun Niang touched her face with trembling hands, and couldn't help but screamed.

"Ah...my face!"

This is the face she is most satisfied with so far. How could it be like this? Why did it suddenly break down?

Yunniang's sinister gaze fell on Prince Wang, it's okay, it can definitely be repaired after eating his heart.

Thinking of this, Yun Niang simply took off the human skin, carefully put it aside, and then stretched out her sharp claws towards Young Master Wang's chest.

At this moment, the door was kicked open with a "bang", and a stream of blue and purple light flew towards it, cutting off Yunniang's right claw with a "shua".

"Hiss!" Yunniang clutched her severed limb in shock and pain, "Who are you?"

"You don't need to know my name, as long as you know that I'm here to kill you." Nan Ge said coldly while holding the wooden sword that flew back.

"Oh, you think I can't see it if you don't tell me. You have no shadow at all. You are a ghost just like me."

Because she has no shadow after becoming a ghost, Yunniang has always been very concerned about this aspect. No, it is obvious at a glance that Nan Ge is also a female ghost.

Nan Ge didn't care if the other party could see her real body, but said with some pity: "I can't help it. With my current strength, I can't condense a physical body. I can only have no shadow for the time being."

"What a big tone. To cultivate a physical body, at least you have to become a ghost fairy. Is it up to you?"

Yunniang's jealous eyes fell on Nan Ge's face, "I just broke a piece of skin, but I didn't expect to send a better one. It's a pity that you are not human, but if you eat it, maybe you can get yours too." appearance."

Prince Wang's heart is no longer attractive to her, and she can't run away anyway.At this moment, Yunniang's eyes are full of Nan Ge's beautiful face.

It was beautiful, but soon it was hers.Even if she can't get it, she will destroy it immediately. She will never allow anyone or ghosts to be more beautiful than her.

"Good guts, do you know what happened to the last monster that was about to eat me?"

Nan Ge looked at Yun Niang who was rushing towards her, and easily dodged away sideways.In the blink of an eye, the long sword fell out of his hand, pierced through the evil spirit's heart and pinned her to the ground, unable to move.

As Yunniang struggled, lightning flashed on the sword, chopping her to pieces.

"Now you know, you were struck by lightning." Nan Ge waved his sleeves, tsk, there was a burning smell.

Even if Yun Niang was not electrocuted to death, she would have been pissed off by Nan Ge's words and actions.But at this moment, she was barely able to breathe, and before she could say anything, she exhaled a puff of white smoke, and her body turned into a wisp of black smoke and disappeared.

"It's pretty neat to die."

Nan Ge drew out his wooden sword, looked at the person and skin on the bed, and had a good idea in his heart.

Then she smiled mischievously.

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