Personnel Corrector

Wujo Wutiao was stupefied.

Xiaotiao Wu also withered. Lost.

The chief surgeon with a foreign accent has rich experience, and he announced about 10 minutes after the operation: "Do you feel any pain? It's finished."

At this time, Gojo Satoru was still struggling mentally, and he didn't feel that a few minutes had passed. He said in a daze, "So fast?"

The chief surgeon: "Just make it quick."

The old doctor finished the last stitch with a smile on his face, and began to clean up the mess of the operation. While cleaning up the equipment with the nurse, he was bothering about the postoperative precautions.

20 minutes after Gojo Gojo entered the operating room, the operation was over, what was left behind, and what was about to be taken away.

The old doctor held up a tray, and suddenly realized Wutiao: "Small it, boy? Do you want to Kangkang your skin?"

Gojo Satoru staggered, and started to walk unsteadily due to the faint pain. The stimulation from this sentence almost made him fall to the ground.

Thinking about getting up and seeing all kinds of blood-colored gauze and disposable plastic bags in the medical trash can, Gojo Satoru shook his head, and said no.

The old doctor probably knows how to surf the Internet. Seeing the black-haired boy accompanying the white-haired boy waiting in the outdoor corridor, the old doctor winked and said, "Is it really unhealthy? You got it from your body..."

"Don't read it!" Gojo Satoru loudly covered up the doctor's unspoken words, waved at Xia Youjie, and told Xia Youjie to ignore the old doctor.

Xia Youjie smiled good-naturedly, nodded to the old doctor, and was about to reach out to help Wutiao Wu's big arm, so that Wutiao Wu could borrow strength from himself, but before he touched him, Wutiao Wu flew away quickly He stretched out his palm and said, "I can do it myself."

He is not a weak little kitten with his balls cut off,? There is no need to be led away by others.

Xia Youjie whistled silently from the bottom of his heart, oh, this Wu has a lot of backbone?

The white-haired boy came out of the operating room, and because he wanted to show off his postoperative heroism, he refused Xia Youjie's support. He moved to the lounge in small steps with a weak body and strong will, with his reserved legs slightly apart, sitting in an upright posture.

Xia Youjie was quite strange, in reality, Wujo Wu would yell non-stop after cutting Wujo Wu, but the fellow Wujo Wu was more patient.

He raised his eyebrows, but seeing the cold sweat breaking out on Wu Tiao Wu's forehead, he guessed that the other party was trying to be brave.

When we first met, you could slap yourself with a bruise when you pinched a bruise, but now that you have moved the knife, you have started to pretend to be calm instead?

On Wujo Wu's side, the original plan was to let Xia Youjie take good care of his weak self after the operation, but he didn't know which nerve was wrong, and he suddenly didn't want to show his delicate appearance to the person he liked, so he had to endure the pain and pretend It doesn't matter.

...Maybe it was the reason why Jie suddenly turned cold when he saw his slimy appearance yesterday.

Xia Youjie did nothing wrong with his "self-knowledge". Wutiaowu didn't say it hurt, and he didn't bother to ask.The black-haired boy sat in a seat next to Gojo Satoru, waiting for half an hour of postoperative observation to pass.

Subtle pain came from the wound, as if countless ants were biting him, bite after bite, and at the same time formic acid seeped into the bleeding point, the soreness, numbness and swelling became more and more obvious.

"Jie QAQ"

Xia Youjie took some time off to take a look at the pale-faced Wutiao Wu, and the villain in his heart laughed wildly.

Wujo Wu's hand slowly crossed the seat across from him, pulled on Xia Youjie's sleeve, clenched his knuckles, and said: "The cells in my body are screaming, I don't know if there is something wrong with the connective tissue or the soft tissue, everyone. They are all doing emergency overtime work like in a black heart enterprise."

Xia Youjie: "Speak human terms."

Gojo Satoru: "My little 〇〇 hurts so much."

Xia Youjie: "..." There is no need to be so straightforward.

Xia Youjie breathed a sigh of relief, the villain angel has been completely suppressed by the villain devil, the black-haired boy showed a gentle smile, took out a handkerchief to wipe off the cold sweat from Gojo Wu's forehead, and said: "Then let me help you Knead it?"

Seeing Xia Youjie laughing at him, Wutiao Wu's IQ was cut in half, and he almost said yes.It was the brain that sounded the alarm belatedly, waking up Wutiao Wujiling. The white-haired boy shook his head like a rattle and said, "No need, no need."

Xia Youjie also felt that Wutiao Wu had suddenly acted stupidly, so he looked up and down, and after confirming that Wutiao Wu had cut off his lower body, not his brain, he stood up and separated Wutiao Wu's fingers from his sleeve one by one. Ignoring the other's hypocritical eyes, he opened his palm and said, "Give me the list, and I'll prescribe medicine for you."

Even though there is no shortage of commonly used medicines in Wu's family, it is better to follow the doctor's orders for postoperative painkillers and some anti-inflammatory drugs.

"Oh." Gojo Wu obediently took out the list in his pocket and handed it to Xia Youjie: "Come back and pick me up."

Xia Youjie covered Wujou's forehead with the veil that had wiped Wujou's forehead, and the hanging corner of the veil just covered the blue eyes looking at him. The black-haired boy's voice gradually faded away: "Count it, I'll be back when I count to 1000."

The anesthetic has just worn off, and it will definitely hurt. Doing something else to divert attention is a good option.

There are not too many people queuing up to get the medicine, and it is estimated that it will take 10 to 15 minutes.When Xia Youjie returned to the lounge with the medicine bag in his arms, Gojo Satoru still maintained his previous posture, almost unchanged.

Really nice.

Xia Youjie didn't hide his footsteps, and went straight to Gojo Wu. He lifted the handkerchief covering his eyes, and looked at him: "I counted how many."

"998." Gojo Satoru blinked his blue eyes, his voice was a little hoarse due to an unknown emotion: "I almost thought you don't...you're going to be late."

Ignoring Wutiaowu's complaint, Xia Youjie thought of a bunch of advertising slogans according to the number "998": "As long as 998, Wutiao will go home."

Before Wujo Wutiao got the point of laughing, Xia Youjie made himself laugh first, and the invisible purple melted into his pupils: "Let's go, it's time for Wujo little master to go home."

"Enlightened?"

The white-haired boy fumbled for the back pocket of his trousers, and took out a banknote from it, with a solemn expression: "Here is 998, will Jie come home with me?"

Xia Youjie was not polite to him, and he paid for the prescription in advance.So he took the paper money away and said with a smile, "Okay, I'll go home with you."

……

This enlightenment is an ordinary person who cannot see the curse spirit. Rather, only Xia Youjie can see the curse spirit in this world, and the curse spirit is not produced by people in this world, but Xia Youjie's own.

There is no spell power here, and certainly neither curses nor conjurers.In fact, most fandoms are like this. Xia Youjie only encountered mana in one world, but that world was almost a thousand years ago. There was no mobile phone or air conditioner, but Xia Youjie was bored to death.

They can’t even see it, so of course it’s not feasible to go back with the magic spirit like in the real world, but the identity of the young master Wutiao is not a decoration, and he is not so miserable that he has to squeeze the bus and take the subway back after the operation. Pick up by private car.

The black Lincoln was already on standby. The road from the hospital building to the parking lot was not short, and the temperature was already quite high at the end of June. After walking such a distance, Gojo Satoru's forehead that had just wiped off the cold sweat was sweating again.In addition, he was still fighting the pain, Gojo Satoru's face was alternately hot and cold, and his face turned pale.

When stepping into the carriage, Gojo Satoru seemed to have pulled the wound because of too much movement, and let out a fierce "hiss", and even Xia Youjie could feel the pain underneath.

When Gojo Satoru sat down and was surrounded by the air-conditioning in the car, he felt that he was already a puddle of beaten eggs, and there was no possibility of condensation.

Xia Youjie was not feeling well either. His angel villain finally woke up, but the devil villain was still singing and advancing. It was really hard for him to hold back his laughter along the way. He really wanted to laugh at Gojo Wu wantonly, but he had to do it Show concern.

It's hard to be two-faced.

"Master, let's go now?" The driver sent an inquiry.

"Well, go home."

The effect of the anesthetic slowly faded, Wujo Wu was completely out of energy, and when the car drove out of the speed bump in the parking lot, the whole car was jolting, which made Wujo Wutiao completely cool.

The white-haired boy's body arched into a shrimp, and he wanted to protect his crotch with his hands, but he didn't dare to touch the wound, so he could only hold his own thigh. Wujo Wu gritted his teeth, but his voice was weak and weak: "... Where there are roadblocks."

Xia Youjie covered his mouth and nose and turned around, trying to swallow his laughter.

Oops, oops, hahahahahahaha! !

"Puchi..." After all, Xia Youjie couldn't help it anymore, and Xia Youjie let out a little lingering sound. Gojo Wu was startled, turned his head, and saw Xia Youjie who was also huddled into a ball.

The difference was that he was trembling with pain, while the other party was trembling with suffocation.

"Jay."

Xia Youjie stopped snickering and straightened his back.

"What makes you so happy? Share it with me." There was a naughty particle at the end of the sentence, but Gojo Satoru's tone was very calm.

Xia Youjie coughed guiltyly, turned his back, and saw Wujo Wu looking at him quietly.

"Sorry." Xia Youjie adjusted his expression, put his hands on Wujou's shoulders, and said seriously, "I know this is wrong."

"Ah..." Although it made him a little unhappy that Jie was laughing when he was in pain like this, Gojo Satoru didn't want Xia Youjie to show such a solemn expression.

Xia Youjie: "But I really can't help it."

The second after saying this, Xia Youjie's expression collapsed, and he laughed mercilessly, causing the driver to almost turn the steering wheel.

From being huddled with their backs facing each other to hugging each other frontally, Xia Youjie almost laughed out loud: "Ahem, cough, Wu, give me something to drink, I'm choking, I'm choking..."

As he said that, he was about to touch the car refrigerator.

Xia Youjie, who completely regarded the car as his own, was not polite to Gojo Wu at all. He took out a can of soda filled with foreign languages ​​and poured it into his mouth. There was a faint smell of alcohol in it, but Xia Youjie didn't care. He put it to his mouth and drank it, and when Wujou realized that he was going to grab the can, Xia Youjie had already finished the can in one go.

Gojo Satoru: "...This is my soda."

Did he agree with you to drink?

Xia Youjie wiped the corner of his mouth, pointed to the small refrigerator with the door open: "There are still some inside."

"Besides, I'm going to accompany you to see a doctor during the summer vacation. What's wrong with buying me a can of soda?"

After the summer vacation, the number of customers in the drink shop near the school has decreased by half, so naturally he is no longer needed as a temporary worker.Therefore, Xia Youjie is currently a dereliction of duty "vagrant".

Gojo Satoru also took a can of soda water. The drinks in it were changed by the driver every day. Gojo Satoru didn't drink much, and the driver could dispose of the unfinished drinks that day.That is, the driver can use the name of Wutiao Xiaoshao to purchase some drinks he wants to drink.

The driver's palm holding the steering wheel was sweating, and he panicked: This is not an ordinary drink, it contains alcohol!

In other words, it is low-strength alcohol!

Gojo Satoru took a sip and felt that the taste was a bit weird.

The young master Wutiao forgets himself wantonly. Although he suddenly planned to inherit the family business and turn the old house upside down two months ago, he is a really good boy who has never drunk.

In other words, he doesn't know the taste of alcohol.

Xia Youjie is different. In the real world, he knows how to smoke and drink. At the same time, he also has a friend who smokes and drinks. Although minors cannot buy cigarettes and alcohol, this is not a problem for them.

Not only that, he also had earrings on his body, Xia Youjie thought, the plot locations of the recent worlds were all campuses, if he changed to an adult background with a high degree of freedom, he might try it on. ring tattoo.

Gojo Satoru, who doesn't know the taste of alcohol, instinctively doesn't like this can of soda. After drinking it, he always feels that his stomach acid and soda are bubbling together, but he only took two sips. If he said he didn't want to drink it, Jie would definitely think he was wasting it , If you don't want to drink, don't open it at the beginning.

Gojo Satoru wants Jie to take care of him, not to give unnecessary lectures to him.Well, anyway, it's so hot outside, so drink some iced drinks to cool off your body.

The driver drove the car inattentively, and glanced at the young master in the rear seat through the rearview mirror from time to time... Good guy, the young master drank the whole bottle of wine with a gulp!

"Jie... Goo..." The good boy Gojo Satoru knew not to throw the bottle around, put the empty soda can back into the small refrigerator, closed the door of the small refrigerator with a slam, and began to giggle.

Xia Youjie picked out his ears, how could he hear the gurgling sound that only the stomach can make from a person's mouth.

The upper body of the white-haired boy who was originally sitting by the left window fell down and landed firmly on Xia Youjie's shoulder, rubbing against his arm like a cat: "Jie, hehe~ Come home with me... Goo..."

Xia Youjie: "..."

Wait, this reaction!

Xia Youjie pushed Gojo Wu, then went to open the door of the small refrigerator, took out the two cans of empty cans inside, and began to identify the English words on it.

...Well, it sure does contain alcohol.

He used the "bottle blowing" drinking method just now, purely to quench his thirst and cough, and didn't pay much attention to the taste. Looking back now, it seems to be a bit alcoholic...

This is the exclusive car for the young master Wujo. This car is used to pick Wujo Wujo up and drop off throughout the semester, and the things on the car are all sorted out by someone.So, what kind of mind is there to prepare an alcoholic drink for the young master Wutiao who pours a glass of wine?

Just as Xia Youjie was thinking about various family conspiracies and tricks, Gojo Wu came up again, as if afraid that Xia Youjie would push him away again, this time Wujo Wu's arms tightly wrapped around his waist, With a sticky voice: "Jie... Goo..."

The pronunciation of "Jie" is suguru, and when Wujo is drunk, he will unconsciously call "gugu". When he is drunk to a certain extent, he will directly use "gugugu" to represent "suguru", plus the "gugu" Whispering and that snow-colored white hair, the drunk Gojo Satoru looks like a human-shaped pigeon, the kind that is too drunk to fly.

The back seat of the car has no distinction between front and back, Xia Youjie can only try to block his body in front of Wujo Wu, and raise his eyes to look at the only outsider in the car: "What did you do?"

The temperature in those eyes was all retracted, the magician smiled coldly, and was ready to summon the magic spirit to jump off the car at any time.

The driver who was targeted by the conjurer's murderous intent: ...

I'm sorry, he never dared to "use power for personal gain" again! ! !

……

What, it's just that the driver is greedy for drinks.

Xia Youjie retracted the curse spirit surrounding him that the driver couldn't see, and began to coax people: "I'll go up and get something."

The drunk Gugujing kept muttering that Xia Youjie would go home with him, saying that he had already bought Jie home and that Jie had to go with him...

Xia Youjie thought about it, and it was feasible. The only plot point of the summer vacation was the firework festival. It would be boring for him to stay alone all the time.And the Gugu Jing here just moved a knife, why not observe closely and watch Gojo Satoru's jokes-well, take care of it by the way.

So Xia Youjie told the driver to drive downstairs to his house. He needed to go upstairs to get something.

Seeing that Gojo Wu didn't intend to stop him, the driver went downstairs to Xia Youjie's house according to the address reported by Xia Youjie, but when the driver stopped the car in fear, Wujo Wu was possessed by a koala and buried in the ground. He refused to get off no matter what.

Xia Youjie: "..."

Forget it in winter, it’s summer now, it’s so hot outside, and sticking with a 37-degree Gojo Satoru, it’s definitely going to kill you.

Xia Youjie tried his best to suppress the thought of overthrowing Wujo Wu, and patiently explained: "I'll be back soon."

Gojo Satoru still didn't let go.

Xia Youjie: "It's so hot outside, the air conditioner is on in the car, can you just wait here for me?"

Gojo Satoru loosened his hand, but quickly hugged it tightly again: "I'll go up with you."

Xia Youjie put his hand on Wu Wu's legs, with a half-smile: "Are you sure?"

The floor of his house is not low, and the elevator is still under maintenance. Gojo Satoru, who has been operated on, walks into his house, and half of his life is really about to die.

After understanding Xia Youjie's suggestion, Gojo Wu shrank his body, and his arms lost strength.

"Then, Gu Gu..." Alcohol burned his brain, Gojo Satoru's tongue began to get knotted, and he could no longer pronounce "suguru".

Xia Youjie took the opportunity to open the car door and slipped out, and pressed Wutiao Wu's forehead, who was about to lean on him later, and persuaded him nicely: "Hey, wait for me here, little pigeon."

"You have to come back quickly."

"I'll be back when you count to 1000."

……

1000 seconds is almost 15 minutes, even for Xia Youjie, the time is still a bit tight for going up and down the stairs to pack the essentials.

"I'll leave the kitchen to you. I'll clean up the bedroom."

The unused dishes in the refrigerator, the cleaning of the kitchen utensils, and the cleaning of the kitchen all need to be tidied up.

There was an invisible vortex in the air, and a pair of jade feet wearing high-tooth clogs appeared, slowly landing on the floor.The mantra has the shape of a human being. The hem is a cloud base with a blue background and golden lotus. The layered clothes are worn on the upper body. The golden bell ornament on the top of the head hangs on both sides together with the pink hair. There was a jingle of bells, and the face of the curse spirit was wearing a white mask.

"The long-lost call is just asking me to clean up?" Curse Ling opened his mouth. Unlike Jin Yi Ronggui's appearance, Curse Ling's voice was very girlish. She trotted to Xia Youjie's side on high-toothed wooden clogs. He complained: "Yu Jiang, I'm so lost~"

Xia Youjie smiled: "I can only ask Miss Ayu, you also know the temperament of other curse spirits."

The curse spirit known as "Miss Ayu" suddenly became motivated: "That's right, how can that snake and children compare to Yujiang!"

"Yes, sorry to trouble you."

By the time Xia Youjie finished packing his clothes, the curse spirit had already cleaned up the kitchen and the living room, used up all the remaining ingredients, and put the prepared meals into food boxes.

"As expected of Miss Ayu, if I were to come by myself, it wouldn't take me an hour or two to get it right."

The curse spirit who was praised proudly showed the fox's ears and tail, and flicked the big fluffy tail: "Uh-huh~ Then Yujiang will go back~"

……

Xia Youjie got into the car with a shoulder bag on his shoulders, and asked Gojo Satoru, whose face was blushing, "What time is it, little pigeon?"

The blue eyes were misty, and Gojo Wutiao gathered his mind. It took him a long time to recognize the person. He leaned towards Xia Youjie with hands and feet, and hugged Xia Youjie tightly: "... count to 998, Jie will come home with me."

Xia Youjie was still carrying the heat from the outside, while Gojo Wu, who had been blowing the air conditioner inside, was chilly, and it was quite comfortable to stick to, so he didn't push Gojo Wu away this time, and carefully took off the satchel and put it at his feet. After closing the car door, Xia Youjie touched the top of Wutiao Wu's head: "Little pigeon is so good."

Well, they are really loved by the Lord.

The driver saw that after Xia Youjie left just now, the young master Wutiao whose aura was colder than the air conditioner was suddenly so clingy, and couldn't help shivering.

... Oh my god, he really didn't dare to steal the young master's drink again.

It was not difficult for Xia Youjie to stay in Wutiao's house, but last time he stayed overnight in name, this time he stayed for a long time.

Not surprisingly—this accident refers to the fact that Xia Youjie couldn't resist beating Wutiao Wutiao—Xia Youjie would spend the entire summer vacation on the air conditioner in Wutiao's house.

Wujo Wu’s bedroom is big, with a big bed and a separate bathroom. Xia Youjie didn’t really want to live in a guest room—if he lived in a guest room, he wouldn’t be able to appreciate Wujo Wu’s horror for the first time—so when Wujo Wu opened his mouth and said goo When Cuckoo was living with me, Xia Youjie took advantage of the situation and went into Wujo Wu's bedroom with his backpack on his shoulders.

Before entering the bedroom, Xia Youjie asked the maid who took care of Wujou to make a cup of honey water. Although the maid who had never seen the young master drunk was strange, but seeing that the young master had no intention of objecting, she nodded and followed suit.

Gojo Wu entered the bedroom and was about to jump up when he saw the familiar bed, but it was Xia Youjie who grabbed him by the collar and saved his postoperative wound from being hit hard.

"Drunk and confused?" Xia Youjie laughed and said, "You jump down and give a fatal blow there."

Gojo Satoru, who was drunk, couldn't understand. He only knew that Jie was going to live with him, and he was so happy that he would die.The white-haired boy fell back on the bed, stretched his hands and feet to grab the pillow, rolled it around in his arms.

Xia Youjie laughed, and began to pack his satchel, but just as he opened the satchel, he heard a "boom", turned around, Wujo Wu rolled onto the bed.

Xia Youjie: "..."

This pigeon spirit can really toss.

Xia Youjie had no choice but to put the satchel aside, squatted down and began to watch the pigeon spirit get sick: "What's wrong?"

"I can't find Gu Gu Gu Gu..."

"Where did Gu Gu Gu go, it's so dark here, I can't see..."

As he spoke, Gojo Satoru began to feel aggrieved: "I promised to go home with me, but Gu Gu Gu Gu disappeared, he is a liar..."

Xia Youjie recorded Gojo Wu's appearance of spitting and rolling, bent down to look at Wujo Wu who didn't know when he was wearing a sleep mask and talking nonsense, and said with a smile: "I took Gu Gu Gu Gu away."

"Give me back Cuckoo!" Gojo Satoru sat upright in a jerk, as if the injury was pulled by too much movement, the white-haired boy couldn't help baring his teeth.

"Why did you give Gu Gu Gu back to you?"

"Because I'm drunk and like cuckoo!"

Uh-huh.

Xia Youjie nodded secretly. Although his tongue was tied to this point, he could still hear the words clearly. In the future, when he fights with Gojo Wu, he can use this video to threaten him: Didn't Wu say that he likes me the most? show mercy!

Puff ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Xia Youjie felt even happier when he thought that Gojo Satoru would show a constipated expression in reality.

The storm in his brain continued, Gojo Satoru, who didn't hear a response, was quiet for a moment, he raised his hand and took off the sleep mask. Although his face was still a little blush, there was no confusion in those blue eyes. It was clear.

Now, before Xia Youjie could express his surprise, Gojo Wu continued, "Jie, I like you."

"I'm not joking. I'm serious. I really like you."

The tone is serious, the expression is solemn, and it sounds extremely serious.

Xia Youjie was so frightened that his hands in the video trembled, and Gojo Satoru ran out of the camera.

"……what?"

The expression of the black-haired boy was too incredible, he opened his hand and shook in front of Wujo Wu: "Hey, hello, Wu, are you awake?"

Gojo Wutiao knocked Xia Youjie's hand off, "Awake! Very awake!"

"Ah la." Xia Youjie became interested: "When did you wake up?"

Gojo Goku pursed his lips: "...just now."

Well, when the mind heard the words "I'm drunk and like googoo", Gojo Satoru's sanity went online directly: Who?Who likes Jay again!

Ah...it's him, that's okay.

But seeing that Jie didn't take it seriously at all, Gojo Gojo felt sad again. Did Jie never think about the possibility that he would like him?

Today it's drunk, tomorrow it's a prank, and the day after tomorrow it's truth or dare?

So Gotjo Satoru, who thought it was a one-off, directly uttered the confession that he had rehearsed countless times in his heart, hoping to see how Xia Youjie would react.

Then Xia Youjie remained silent.

Gojo Satoru: "..."

Gojo Satoru: "I'm confessing my love, Jay, shouldn't you show something!"

Xia Youjie pondered for two seconds, showing a constipated expression, and said sincerely, "What do you like about me? I'll change it."

Gojo Satoru got a little angry, and because of his injuries, he couldn't make big moves, so he could only scream on the spot: "No need to change! I like everything! Even if I change it, as long as it's you, I can like it!! Obviously we will meet on the first day You did such a bastard thing to me——but I can like you just like that!!!”

After hearing so many likes in one breath, Xia Youjie almost couldn't recognize the sound of "like".

Speaking of meeting on the first day... Indeed, when he and Real Gojo Satoru met on the first day, their classmate Ai couldn't hold on for half the day, and the two fought in the classroom in the afternoon, leaving each other alone. Made a very bad first impression.

When Xia Youjie received this "part-time job", Xia Youjie was still a little confused, but after he adjusted his mentality, it was quite interesting to have fun.

Before entering the plot, Xia Youjie thought about it for a while, how could Gojo Satoru be considered a collapsed character.

Gojo Satoru really doesn't get along with women much, the only women around them who communicate more are two seniors and one female classmate.

But if Satoru falls in love with a girl...

Can't get out.This is the foundation of the foundation, whether in love or marriage, as long as you have a stable relationship with one person, you cannot be with a third person.After being with the heroine, of course I can't hook up with other flamboyants.

Xia Youjie knew the charm of Wujo Wu's appearance, let alone his personality. With his face, it was too simple to just "hook up" someone.

Cannot be a third party.If the other party has a boyfriend (husband), then you must never be a person who meddles in other people's feelings.Even the heroine is the same... If Wujo's heroine is set to have a boyfriend (husband), Xia Youjie will never be on Gojo Wu's side.

Of course, giving help and being emotionally involved are two different things.

Hei. Hua, sick. Delicate, strong. Love.This article is actually a little bit too much, and Xia Youjie picked up a few nouns from other works.

But judging from that face, Xia Youjie may need to worry more about Wujo Wu being like this, it's hard to explain, anyway... If Wu wants to use illegal means to chase girls, Xia Youjie will be the first to kick him into the pit , to prevent this human scourge from appearing.Then there is an extra point added by Xia Youjie himself.

You can chase girls back, but you can't post them back.

Xia Youjie didn't intend to say sorry to Gojo Satoru for speculating on his friends without authorization and setting the bottom line for them.Because really, if Satoru would die or live for a certain girl, give her everything he had, and ignore the lives of non-conjurers...

Well, the girls in the fan story are innocent, Xia Youjie said that he still chooses to "kill his best friend" and bury this embarrassing Gojo Satoru.

Xia Youjie was distracted, and Gojo Wu was waiting for a reply on the ground, and his heart was cold. Although he knew that Jie might not accept him, once he thought of being rejected by the other party, the sadness still spread uncontrollably. heart.

Gojo Satoru decided to add fuel to the fire, and reversed it: "I know you like Tsuruta, but how long have you known her..."

Xia Youjie came back to his senses a little bit: If you have to say it, he knew Tsuruta for the same time as you knew him, and he spent a little more time with Tsuruta. After all, they are both transfer students in the classroom in advance. Meet in the staff room.

Wait, why did he suddenly like Tsuruta?He himself doesn't know...

Seeing that Xia Youjie still didn't reply, Gojo Wu's mood became even more depressed. The little pigeon's feathers were all drooping, and his tone was sluggish, but he insisted on saying harshly: "I will let Tsuruta transfer to another school, let her leave you ...leave this school."

Originally, Tsuruta Yang was arranged by his mother's family to get close to him, but this Tsuruta didn't hook him up, but Jie fell in love with her.

But from another level, she can be regarded as a reverse success, Gojo Satoru successfully differentiated into a male.

Xia Youjie: "..."

Xia Youjie: "Stop, you're ruined."

With this kind of idea of ​​"using power for personal gain", I realize that your life is really getting worse.

The heroine didn't provoke you to provoke you.

It's rare for Tsuruta to enjoy an ordinary campus life, and finally made a few friends. If you, Young Master Wutiao, sent people away if you were upset, and let her youthful life come to an abrupt end, what a deal.

Xia Youjie poked between his brows with his thumbnail, combing the words of the preaching: "Listen up, Wu, it is unforgivable to deprive young people of their youth. Youth, there are bitter and sweet, astringent and salty, everyone will understand Arguing, reconciling, and getting angry... It is precisely because there is no smooth sailing, it is such ups and downs that make people cherish it."

Gojo Wujo was suddenly slapped in the face by "Zhenglun", ignoring that he was still confessing just now, he stammered, "...Jie, you seem like an old man."

He actually called these high school students "young people"... Ming Mingjie is also a high school student.

The age of the fan world is already older than his physical age, which makes Xia Youjie think that he is already a mature adult psychologically.But the plot of the fandom world... In fact, to him in reality, it can only be regarded as a dream with clear memory. He clearly remembers everything, but suddenly there is an atmosphere of "ah, this is just a dream for one night" .

Buckle.

A knock on the door interrupted their conversation.

"Master, your honey water." The maid's voice came from outside the door.

Xia Youjie put down his hand and got up to open the door.He also couldn't tell if he wanted to use this action to avoid some questioning. After he got the honey water, Xia Youjie decided to put aside the matter of Wujo Wu's confession, and let Wujo Wu sober up first.

...Probably talking nonsense.

The temperature in the glass was adjusted just right by the maid, neither hot nor cold, it was in a warm state.Gojo Satoru wanted to say that he was really awake, but seeing Xia Youjie's suspicious expression, he still took the cup and drank the honey water in one go.

I was interrupted this time, so... I will confess again later?

Just as he was thinking about it, a feeling of swelling came from his lower abdomen. Wujo Wujo sat upright and stood up again, with a blush on his face: "I'm going to the toilet."

After a can of wine in the car and now a full glass of warm water, his bladder was signaling to let go.

Xia Youjie's expression suddenly became weird, and finally he only said: "Oh, let's go."

……puff.

Xia Youjie immediately put aside the entanglement of how to respond to Wutiaowu's confession just now, and prepared to start watching a good show. "Ah!!... Hiss—"

It was an uncontrollable scream, which was suffocated by the owner of the voice, but was tortured by the subsequent pain and made a gasp that could not be swallowed.

Xia Youjie sat on Wutiaowu's bed with arms crossed, and seeing Wutiaowu walking out with familiar duck steps, with a painful expression on his face, he teased, "What's wrong, is it forked?"

Originally, he wanted to remind him in advance that he should not open the gate to release the water too quickly after the operation, but let it go slowly.But after thinking about it, Xia Youjie decided that it would be better for Wutiaowu to suffer once, so that he would remember it firmly.

The white-haired boy started the mode of wanting to cover his crotch but not daring to do so again. With his hands resting on his thighs, his voice trembled: "Where is the fork, it has become a shower..."

With this painful experience, Gojo Satoru entered a misunderstanding. He said that he would not release water unless it was absolutely necessary, so that the number of pains could be reduced as much as possible.

Xia Youjie showed the smile of someone who came here, without explaining.

then……

Gojo Satoru's reservoir was almost full, and the swollen feeling of holding back urine made the wound start to hurt, and then because of the painful stimulation in the sensitive area, it actually had a tendency to rise up!

Gojo Satoru: "...Hmm."

Xia Youjie: "...Ha!"

There will be blood congestion as soon as the head is raised, and its incision has not healed, so it will bleed even if it hurts! !

Gojo Satoru was so frightened that he immediately released the water urgently.

Only then did Xia Youjie slowly start admonishing: "Just like 'eat less and eat more', now you need to 'eat less and eat more', understand?"

Now it hurts when it touches the fabric, Gojo Gojo collapsed into a cake and fell into anxiety.If the legs are spread apart, the fabric will rub there, and if the legs are closed, the heels of the legs will touch there. What should I do?

"Just take it off." Xia Youjie took out the bento made by Miss Ayu, and prepared it as his own extra meal, "This is my home, I will help you with what you bring for the meal, and your maid lady will also help you." I won't come into your room casually, so these pants are fine.